₦airaland Forum

You people commenting here are animals, I'm fact ori gbogbo yin ti daru! Everybody, be it assassin / terrorist /rapists deserve a fair trial in the court of law.. NA could have apprehended innocent civilians out of anger into those detention camps.. do you think it's fair to treat them that way?



E fit be you oo

We want permanent seat abeg

What about south Africa

lorretta u: That's on record paper only

In the markets,the inflation is still the same
And even getting higher by the day
I wish I could understand how such statistics are come about.


God bless Nigeria

somebody pls tell me, what is this one saying

I recall getting admitted into high school, my elder bro was like 'dude you'd be bullied it's inevitable but the good thing is, you'd do it to your juniors when you hit sss1 ' ..

It's part of our orientation here in africa while it's a form torture in the USA.

In otherwords, UK Government Set To 'set' Ibori Free

#dies

Thebrightest: My wife will not work at all. All she will do is to satisfy me SEXUALLY day and night.

that's her job

obitwo: Asogwa with the flask of fortune

the guy head be like 'ko kain "

Nice one from Africa's own 'NTSB'... but we need a more comprehensive analysis.. good job though

Werreey!! Awon omo Nigeria werrreyyy

Really? How come no one in my family household feel am? Una don de lie again abi

ajas baba: If you and your girlfriend or boyfriend had decided to postpone sexual intercourse, how would you let the other person know you loved him or her?” Here’s what they said: 1. Tell her “I love you”. 2. Hug him. 3. Kiss her. 4. Send flowers. 5. Hold hands. 6. Have deep, meaningful conversations. 7. Treat each other nice. 8. Smile at each other. 9. Write poems to each other. 10. Dance together. 11. Talk about your feelings. 12. Discuss problems. 13. Just be together. 14. Take him out. 15. Tell her “I don’t want to be with anyone else”. 16. Go to a drive-in. 17. Ask how she’s feeling. 18. Sort out disagreements. 19. Give each other a back rub. 20. Let him do your hair. 21. Put up with his friends. 22. Go to a concert together. 23. Give each other gifts. 24. Play pool together. 25. Observe the stars together. 26. Share some of the same hobbies. 27. Kiss him on the ear. 28. Whisper that I love him. 29. Be nice to each other. 30. Give a token from the heart. 31. Visit his mother. 32. Write love letters. 33. Call him just to say “hello” or “good night”. 34. Play footsie. 35. Blow her kisses. 36. Give her a ring. 37. Take her someplace meaningful or special. 38. Have a romantic picnic in the park. 39. Show my affection. 40. Talk about the reasons for our decision to wait to have sex. 41. Buy him nice things. 42. Go swimming together. 43. Go hiking together. 44. Be her best friend. 45. Sit and talk for a long time. 46. Be close. 47. Share thoughts. 48. Kiss her neck. 49. Sing her a song. 50. Do the things you used to do. 51. Ask to be with her more. 52. Build a stronger relationship. 53. Do her housework. 54. Communicate. 55. Tell her you care. 56. Caress each other. 57. Stick up for him if he gets in trouble. 58. Be sensitive. 59. Tell her I’ll always be there for her. 60. Listen. 61. Go out of the way for each other. 62. Go camping. 63. Tell her I appreciate how she treats me. 64. Respect each other. 65. Buy him something sentimental. 66. Carry her books home from school. 67. Never let him go. 68. Take a walk together. 69. Go to a party. 70. Cook for each other. 71. Just touch each other. 72. Leave a little love note in his mpocket. 73. Dedicate our favorite song on the radio. 74. Speak the language of love – French– to him. 75. Tell her the longer you wait, the better it will be. 76. Arrange a date where we first met. 77. Watch him compete in a sporting event. 78. Spend the day at a carnival. 79. Eat at a romantic restaurant with elegant music and a dance floor . 80. Do homework together. 81. Slip a note into her notebook. 82. Treat her like a queen. 83. Pay attention to her likes and dislikes. 84. Make sure he’s comfortable. 85. Send him a card. 86. Draw a heart on a tree and put both names in the middle. 87. Call her every night. 88. Hold each other close. 89. Trust him. 90. Support each other. 91. Go for a drive. 92. Take him skiing. 93. Sit really close while watching a movie. 94. Make him a present. 95. Take care of him when he’s sick. 96. Carry pictures of each other. 97. Cuddle. 98. Go to a sports event together. 99. Watch a sunset together. 100. Be faithful. 101. Share secrets. REMEMBER: The safest sex is NO sex; if you do have sex, always use a condom correctly as protection from sexually transmitted diseases.

for the 'virgin men' on NL.. this is a blueprint for sex.. use it wisely.. this is a scarce info

What I do if I wake before 8am

1. Wait, I'd still be tossing and turning around this time.
2. Finally awake (9am thereabout), lethargic.. struggle to make eba and stew .
3. We don't 'map out day' in agege, all join

4. Err... visit brother Kola for the latest in the hood
5. Hustle a little. (Classified)
6. Eat bread and beans
7. Nap
8. Visit NL
9. Sleep


I love my life die

Dancing alingo.. alingo... alingo buh wait oo... I heard Ethiopian jazz is cray

We need the speech transcript.. pleeeease.. someone should paste it here

[quote author=♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥]Don't talk yet. Wait till you hear the budget for the prayer..[/quote]are they going to share biscuits after prayers?

Stupiid dummys, ... I'm sure other developing economies hold prayer sessions in their Parliament to avert crashes


Simple!, work on your maintenance culture, implement 'rigid' policies to check the activities of the aviation sector and ultimately, provide infrastructure. Everything will work out fine. Prayers won't do anything

Old news

rigormortis: you caught your smelly little t.wat of a girlfriend with all that BS and you are crying while typing, why not shoot yourself in the fvcken, I am sure nothing will happen cause there is nothing inside that head of yours


you should be happy you caught her now....better than later...


never invest emotions in any girl you are not married to....the irony is the less emotions you invest the more she struggles to fill the void


at the end if sh1+ goes awry you still retain your sanity and you ego, which is priceless for a man


now grab your boxers and wipe those tears before I knock the taste out of your mouth

be a man.......

infact stand in front of a mirror...grab your balls and repeat three times...I'm a man (3ce)

now go out...wear your number 10 jersey and do damage play

epic!

ajas baba: If you and your girlfriend or boyfriend had decided to postpone sexual intercourse, how would you let the other person know you loved him or her?” Here’s what they said: 1. Tell her “I love you”. 2. Hug him. 3. Kiss her. 4. Send flowers. 5. Hold hands. 6. Have deep, meaningful conversations. 7. Treat each other nice. 8. Smile at each other. 9. Write poems to each other. 10. Dance together. 11. Talk about your feelings. 12. Discuss problems. 13. Just be together. 14. Take him out. 15. Tell her “I don’t want to be with anyone else”. 16. Go to a drive-in. 17. Ask how she’s feeling. 18. Sort out disagreements. 19. Give each other a back rub. 20. Let him do your hair. 21. Put up with his friends. 22. Go to a concert together. 23. Give each other gifts. 24. Play pool together. 25. Observe the stars together. 26. Share some of the same hobbies. 27. Kiss him on the ear. 28. Whisper that I love him. 29. Be nice to each other. 30. Give a token from the heart. 31. Visit his mother. 32. Write love letters. 33. Call him just to say “hello” or “good night”. 34. Play footsie. 35. Blow her kisses. 36. Give her a ring. 37. Take her someplace meaningful or special. 38. Have a romantic picnic in the park. 39. Show my affection. 40. Talk about the reasons for our decision to wait to have sex. 41. Buy him nice things. 42. Go swimming together. 43. Go hiking together. 44. Be her best friend. 45. Sit and talk for a long time. 46. Be close. 47. Share thoughts. 48. Kiss her neck. 49. Sing her a song. 50. Do the things you used to do. 51. Ask to be with her more. 52. Build a stronger relationship. 53. Do her housework. 54. Communicate. 55. Tell her you care. 56. Caress each other. 57. Stick up for him if he gets in trouble. 58. Be sensitive. 59. Tell her I’ll always be there for her. 60. Listen. 61. Go out of the way for each other. 62. Go camping. 63. Tell her I appreciate how she treats me. 64. Respect each other. 65. Buy him something sentimental. 66. Carry her books home from school. 67. Never let him go. 68. Take a walk together. 69. Go to a party. 70. Cook for each other. 71. Just touch each other. 72. Leave a little love note in his mpocket. 73. Dedicate our favorite song on the radio. 74. Speak the language of love – French– to him. 75. Tell her the longer you wait, the better it will be. 76. Arrange a date where we first met. 77. Watch him compete in a sporting event. 78. Spend the day at a carnival. 79. Eat at a romantic restaurant with elegant music and a dance floor . 80. Do homework together. 81. Slip a note into her notebook. 82. Treat her like a queen. 83. Pay attention to her likes and dislikes. 84. Make sure he’s comfortable. 85. Send him a card. 86. Draw a heart on a tree and put both names in the middle. 87. Call her every night. 88. Hold each other close. 89. Trust him. 90. Support each other. 91. Go for a drive. 92. Take him skiing. 93. Sit really close while watching a movie. 94. Make him a present. 95. Take care of him when he’s sick. 96. Carry pictures of each other. 97. Cuddle. 98. Go to a sports event together. 99. Watch a sunset together. 100. Be faithful. 101. Share secrets. REMEMBER: The safest sex is NO sex; if you do have sex, always use a condom correctly as protection from sexually transmitted diseases.

Are you f#king kidding me? No punnany Shove those 101 up your butt hole

bufness: oponu must u call sum1 mumu jst 2 prove a point

apoda. Must you quote my post

Looks like a cake

Flown abroad

Nigerians have eaten all the lions in west Africa ..we've got just 34 left

amiskurie: human beings nko?

eat once at the bar beach...

Crocodile, Tortoise and bat (Ijebu Ife people)