₦airaland Forum

Nicepoker:
pet cow

What of pet crocodile?

It amuses as how this story is already giving some ppl HBP, LOL

This one na small thing, una ever seen a live cow carried on a bike?
Well, have a look at how one of my brothers up north accomplished it.
See am:

Dewze:
I've not been to the east myself but my mum was transfered there some months back. She tells me on phone that light is almost constant where she is in abakaliki. So the op may be right, but[b] I think there is good power supply in the North as well.[/b] The south west is were the epileptic supply really is rampant.

You must be joking, the industries for example in Kano have slowly and steadily come to a standstill due to lack of power supply; part of the reason east is getting better supply is because the generation from Kainji Dam (situated in the north) is ironically being routed to the east - they even demonstrated when power generation from that sector dropped due to a technical fault, about 2yrs ago, story was even covered here in NL.

Let them enjoy while it lasts, we shall soon also demand to own our light.

SLIDEwaxie:
Alwys in LAGOS, alwys those tribe!

It seems like evil and wickedness full dem dem wella

Take no chances, these days even goat sef fit carry bomb.

TRIBALSTOOGE:
shatap and get out .

See PAINMENT!

Day169:
This is just the beginning of a series of confessions of many of these "bloodsuckers" n "intestinal worms" who have milked this country in this democratic dispensation.
In a bid not to go down alone when nemesis comes calling, there'll be confessions n more counterconfessions of nauseating scams.
I bet we're goin to be in for "Tales by Moonlight" of tweets from many "caged birds" as time goes by.

Boy, I tell you oO!
But what surprises me is the degree of the level of blatant ugly corruption and moral decay of these ppl, to the extent that they feel no shame whatsoever in admitting to these crimes, as if its ok and quite normal - may God help Nigeria.

KingTom:
Buhari is thinking "Hmmmmmmmmm do I jail Babangida for jailing me or do I jail Fayose for wishing me death, Chai how I wan take repay loan wey I collect from bank to run election oh. Now wey Jonah don call me, chai I no go fit jail am again, Mtcheeeeew, Ok make I jail hin wife!"




Tomibyte why na

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Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is simply wondering if his team Man Utd will be able to defeat Chelsea today

LOL! You no well i swear!

Same old story, same stock of offenders, even one sef na old papa, e no fit respect im age - so shameful.

Biggty:
Rubbish Apc won convincinly in those state you mentioned or why did pdp not cry foul play in those or didn't pdp won the in Gombe state.


Of all the governors elected last week, wike will be the first to be kick out by tribunal.

Tell them oO!
Moreover, he said the prosecution will based on facts, verifiable evidence, not cooked up fiction - i.e. nobody will be convicted unless they committed the crime; so whats wrong with that?

Seconded, minister of Works or FCT, in that order; but doubt if it will happen for the same reasons barcanista gave above.

Traditional rulers are usually closer to their subjects and those amongst them who cultivate themselves very well (yeye ones de oO!) command a lot of respect and love of their ppl, which can translate to a lot of political clout that political leaders (even former military regimes) cannot ignore.
We saw that only recently when Jonathan had to stoop low and went cap in hand begging for votes.

Atiku being a non office/title holder, in his private capacity representing himself will have to sit on the floor as a sign of respect to the emir; we expect the same too for Jona on his next visit to the palace as a private citizen - in line with the culture and palace protocol. LOL!

barcanista:
Staying in the system does not equate to joining the ruling party. Actually, I had expected you to point out the influnce that the position yields but you only gave assumption. We don't need the Senate Presidency before we can get our demands like Resource control and stuffs, what we need to do to get that is by being resolute and strategic/tactical in approach. The. SS and SE zones have been pawns in the political game in Nigeria for long, this time it is #Never Again. It's better to be outside, develop the zones and forge strong political bloc in order to form a tripod with the North and West in the power game in Nigeria rather than settle for peanuts like we have been doing in the past.

It would appear that you are being stubbornly myopic and refusing to face reality.

How do you suppose you could form a strong political block when in fact you only constitute a minority?

You forget that politics is always a game of numbers; so how do you expect to get your demands met e.g. for resource control when you are lack the necessary numbers of representatives in the national assembly to bring about the required majority votes to carry such motion; or do you expect such reform to occur simply because you demanded for them?

I had already pointed out the importance of the positions of both the Senate President and Speaker of the House, by stating quite clearly that they could influence the possible outcome of a law being promulgated - why else is there always a big scramble for these positions and why also were past presidents always trying to pre-determine who were selected; if at all the said positions are not very important and quite influential?

barcanista:
Nothing Lost and Nothing To Lose:
Considering that the positions of SP and Speaker only benefit the occupant and his family, the SS and SE did not lose anything in their new role as opposition. On the flip side, it will build the desired political awareness and catalyse sophistication in the established political players in two zones. The people of South South and South East must be resolute in their position of being in opposition and consolidate on their socio-political alliance if they are to achieve anything within the Nigeria state. Defecting or regretting will mean maintaining the status quo of inequality, marginalisation and playing second fiddle in the incoming political dispensation.

Conclusion
The APC and their supporters should channel their energy and resources to fulfilling their campaign promises. They should desist from this inglorious path of blackmail and respect the will of the people. The SS and SE have chosen to remain with the PDP, APC should live with it.

Quite on the contrary, the most effective way to bring about change is from staying within the system rather from the outside.
What you are advocating for is in fact self marginalisation and isolation; how else do you expect SE/SS interests to now be adequately recognised and carried along when you are only marginally represented within (the most influential governing group/system) the ruling party.

Nobody is challenging the constitutional right of Igbos and the NDs to freely vote for their choice but rather pointing to the obvious i.e. there will be consequences; in this case they should expect less in terms of privileges when it comes to sharing out political appointments (after all you do not reap what you did not sow)

Yes, the Senate President (3rd highest constitutional ranked person) and the Speaker of the House may not have in the past yielded benefits to the regions of their holders but still no one can ignore the tremendous potential influence they could have over the possible outcome of the passage of a law - imagine how such person could have helped a law e.g. for resource control being agitated for by the southern regions.

babasanti:
Cows and rams ! God but pls why ?why can't this north leave nigeria and be on their own.

If it pains you that much, you can waka comot na; but anyone with a sane mind already knows that the so called national conference was a political gimmick, a jamboree of self deceit without any legal backing and therefore constitutionally not implementable, it was simply a joke and a waste of public time and money.

Jonathan knew this and was adequately advised but decided to go ahead with his divisive politics, which clearly has today led him to naught; yes indeed he should take it with him along with the rest of his load to Otuoke.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Islam is still deadlier dan dis diseases

Except your mama toto wey carry even more deadlier disease - ID!OT

The Jesus of Otuoke'

Chineke!, see as dem done export this bad disease come our side oO, chai chai diaris God oO, diaris God oO!

mtchris:
Slaves (yorubas) and their slave masters (hausas) always talking rubbish

See PAINMENT !

What about the Chibok girls; don't they have dreams too?

datribune:
Hahahaha who is smiling now. "People wey dey born shudren troway" don answer madam Piss o. I now understand what Kwankwaso meant when he said "we will answer her on 28th march". Lol
It's about time we had a first lady in
there that acts like a first lady - #AishaBuhari
Thank u Nigeria 4 sending d Divider-in-Chief packing out of Aso rock. No more TANoids. No more division. We ar one.

You perfectly captured the message; it should be evident that Kwakwaso was clearly being sarcastic when he made reference to Almajiris; it was a reply to PEJ's campaign insult against northerners by her infamous words: 'WE NO DEY BORN SHILDREN TROWAY FOR STREET.'

It was also a clear warning to any future politician not to take northerners lightly or northern votes for granted, especially after insulting them.

However, it was by far a general call to all Nigerians and an advice; in particular to the president-elect GMB, to learn from Jonathan's mistakes and therefore eschew from divisive tribal and religious politics; by being a father to all, rather than ending up as a regional president - like Jonathan did.

Anyone who therefore failed to read this very succinct message for what it was; clearly lacks comprehension - sadly, there apparently many pained mofos like that who can't get over the defeat of their clueless candidate - how very unfortunate!

ozoigbondu:
America and her cohorts should face front.lf they closed their eyes to the rigging that happened in Kano, Kaduna, Katsina, Niger during the presidential election, then they should go and die for calling for cancellation Rivers and Akwaibom gubernatorial elections.

If they like let them cancel the elections and redo it again one million times PDP will win with a wider margin.Udom is the choice of Akwalbom and Wike the choice of Rivers

My friend stop lying about what you obviously don't know.
The northern states you mentioned above had relatively free and fair elections, as evidenced by the lack of violence and protest but jubilation concerning the results; because ppl voted and felt their votes counted this time around as their choices emerged winners.

However, the same cannot be said for Rivers and Akwa Ibom; where clearly ppl felt disenfranchised by blatant obvious rigging.
Had there been no rigging, there would have been less evidence of reported widespread protests and violence, including several deaths, thereby marring the integrity of the elections in these southern states.

This the reality you are refusing to accept and trying to hide by lying and indirectly insinuating that the Americans were taking sides with a particular candidate/party/region.

^^^^LOL, see how much he wrote, abeg who get time to go through all that stuff; instead of him to summarise, he chose over kill it with this long epistle.

No wonder she run commot from the country, hope the long arm of the law reach her, even from yonder.

cKaiser:
Fani Kayode and Ibo women sha

He go don nyansh half of them

LOL, hope this one will be ready to carry food to him in Kirikiri; but chances are that she is probably there only to scam the scammer i.e. collect her own share from the GEJ/PDP campaign loot he stashed away for himself, part of which it was rumoured he was ready to spend on a N750 million house he was was pricing in Abuja - assuming he even will live long enough to enjoy it, because it is equally being rumoured that he is seriously sick and showing signs typical of liver disease (jaundice), probably due to his alleged heavy abuse narcotic drugs.

As for the girl, well she should be ready to read her name in one of the chapters of his next coming book dedicated especially to his latest Igbo female conquest.

nationwide1:
If you say Kano state allocation is small, then you have no knowledge of federal allocations to each state plus IGR. Surprisingly, some folks liked your post meaning they don't know too.

Its a pity that your comprehension is obviously quite poor; otherwise if you had taken note of two simple key words (RELATIVELY & SMALLER) used in my post, you wouldn't be rushing to such hasty careless conclusions.

Jaypea98:
My brother please what are you implying??

I thought my words were explicitly clear; however, pray tell what exactly did you not understand and I'll elucidate further.

engrtee:
Hausas steal but are protected by the almighty top men

when sanusi stole,he was made emir so as not to be prosecuted.

Olodo, see foolish trash talk; is that how they programmed una for Imo?
Abeg, face your front; wetin concern Hausas with una Igbo beef with your Yoruba landlords, abi na dem talk say make una waka enter lagoon without life jacket?