₦airaland Forum

kutchs:
I do not see how 'agreeing' to participate in Chukwuma Azikiwe amount to wooing the Igbo. While he is wooing other regions with appointments into his govt, what the Igbo get is participation in the burial of a man whose family doesn't need any govt help burying. Whether he participates or not the dead will be buried. This is lubbish as my Tiv friend would say.

Hypocrites! Hypocrite! Abeg go park jor; why would you ppl want to reap where you didn't sow?
After you had voted massively against him and had insulted him yet you are still expecting juicy appointments.

If I were him, I would make sure that you guys do not dine sitting with like others on the national political table but would only feed from the crumbs that fall down to the floor - like ordinary dogs.

But knowing Buhari I am sure he would still be magnanimous enough to accommodate you even though you clearly don't deserve it; yes I am sure unfortunately he would eventually do it - anyway, why would Biafrans want and expect appointments from a country they so much despise and call zoo, if not hypocrisy?

Holywizard:
na only God save de hausa people. Dem 4 slaughter dem all but Security men stopped de ibos, although many hausa pple were injured

It seems ibos don dey target dem since.

Hope the security men will send the bodies back to us in the north for decent burial before the CANNIBALISTIC BEASTS OF THE EAST get to them - Igbos are known to eat anything that moves, bloody evil ppl.

Mogidi:
I don't think the SS or SE needs appointment from an illiterate.

You are obviously pained that he is BACK!

Well, too bad, you will have another four years of pain to endure.
Meanwhile, you can go and jump into the nearest lagoon, should you need help the Oba will be at hand to assist.

madenigga:
No igbo or Yoruba names...lol.
Dz thread won't be fun, mtcheeeeeeeew.

No need to spell out any names, the state and the region in which the crime is being committed already speaks for itself - BAYELSA.

Juliet11111:
Hello nairalanders. I've got a very
surprising scenario here. I graduated
with this old classmate of mine two
years ago. Although he came out with a
'not too good' grade, he refused doing
his clearance and just did
reconciliation, he bribed the HOD's
secretary and she forwarded his name
for youth service, With the help of a
staff at exams and records he was able
to get a forged statement of result. he
has been working in a federal university
since then.
The last time I called him he said he
would still go and do his clearance and
collect his original SOR.
My question is this, how come this guy
has been able to work for two whole
years in a federal institution with a
forged statement of result?.
Cc lalasticlala

Same way he bribed for the forged SOR same way he could have bribed relevant persons for the job like many before him - same way he may later come to NL like many already here and abuse Northerners for not going to school; while hiding his own inadequacy and fraudulent history.

Jagoon:
You don't sound like an abo.ki

Very much so and proudly Arewa (aka) Northerner, Almajiri (according to PEJ, shildren wey dem born troway for street) and also proud to be part of the movement that kicked GEJ back to Otuoke.

breadandbutter:


ALL I SEE IS A FAKE PASTOR AND HIS FELLOW SCAMMER CALLED WIFE AND THEIR GULLIBLE WORSHIPERS SHINING THEIR YEYE TEETH LIKE ROASTED GOAT

LOL, is he not the pastor whose daughter saw the light and caused him so much shame by runnijg away to join Islam?

slimfit1:
What is this guy doing in a bank as big as he is, is he looting the bank !

He came to arrange how him go transfer all this loot wey he done steal; see am counting them - after all, stealing is not corruption

PastorKun:
In response to the claim of a "monster" fish thread claim on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2448843/monster-fish-killed-two-nairaland/3#up i decided to post the pictures of the fish my friend caught in a lake inside IITA ibadan which is by far bigger than the 'fingerling' being called a monster fish in the other thread.

lalasticlala dis fish is bigger oh

@OP:

The two are not comparable: the one in the other thread is a Barracuda, a salt water fish from the sea; while the one in this thread is freshwater fish in rivers, lakes,etc; known by many names: lates niloticus (scientific) Niger Perch or Nile Perch (local names depending continental location), in Hausa language it is also known as Giwan Ruwa (meaning elephant of the water).
It is the most valuable among our local freshwater fish because of its delicious tasting (almost bone free) flesh.
Your friend is certainly an angler, judging from the picture showing him with a rod and reel which he may have used to land that big fish; though even larger ones, bigger than an adult man (i.e. size of your friend) have been caught by rod and reel as well as other methods - including bare hands (google Argungun fishing festival).
Here are some pictures of others caught.

@ asumo12:
The type of fish you pasted in your post is again a salt water fish caught from the sea, known as Tuna; if by chance you watch DSTV, you will see how they are being caught in a programme in one of the documentary channels titled 'Wicked Tuna' - again your example is not comparable; though Tuna is an oily fish very much prized and favoured by the Japanese who eat it raw in a special dish called Sushi.

Clerverly:
I am not from the North but Buhari is cornering all the EFCC arrests to the North! Where is the Federal Character principle?

LOL

kenedy175:
King Koko sha! nobody should near Nembe for his or her own good o! lol

1895,King Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage.When the British refused his demands,more than 40 of those men were eaten

LOL! Oyinbo meat sweet for those guys!

onyeguy:
Am totally pieced off with all this abokies
United we fall divided we stand. Say no to nigeria yes to BIAFRA. On the way

If you quote me then you run mad.

Stupid illiterate, before you call ppl names, better go back and panel beat your education - silly arse, don't even know the difference between PISSED OFF and PIECED OFF, and also proper usage of THIS as singular pronoun against THESE for plurals.

Olodo, already two mistakes in a short sentence of only seven words, small time you go dey beat chest say you go school.

Dharniel:
northerners and brutality.
new synonyms to be added in the oxford advance learners dictionary...

Igbos and their cheating and stealing mentality, no doubt your criminal mindset wouldn't allow you see it as such, even after the OP had qualified the boys as trouble makers yet you see no wrong doing on their part; anyway that's how you ppl keep provoking/inciting northerners and inevitably ending as victims on the wrong end of their knives - maybe one day una go learn from una curse of provocation.

mkpy:
i wish moslems the piss of islam in this rama dan.

You just mocked your mama toto, foolish boy!

bayooooooo:
The OP is employing psychology or sophistry to manipulate gullible folks. Why do you have SE, SS, and SW without corresponding NE, NW, NC?
Also, if there are as many as 500 departments and agencies, it would be erroneous to make an inference based on mere nine appointments. What trend can one see in nine out of about a thousand appointments to make? Your representative sample (about 45 appointments) is also too small and flawed to make any meaningful inference. In addition, many of those names listed are ministers which the president is duty bound, constitutionally, to appoint from their states. It doesn't matter who is ruling, Delta state, for instance must produce a minister. Indeed, all states must produce a minister. Therefore, listing names of ministers to prove impartiality is puerile. Why not wait till Buhari constitute his cabinet and see if he only appoints northerners?

GEJ was a divisive president who never missed an opportunity to advertise his tribalism. Even at a point, OP condemned GEJ's glaring celebration of tribalism. Hear him here:


And this


It's laughable to think a first class tribalist like GEJ could also be described as an impartial president. Some of the reasons he couldn't carry the entire South were not just because he ran a clueless, corrupt and incompetent government, part of them included his glaring tribalism. Nigeria is more than North-South contraption, just because GEJ didn't marginalize the north does not automatically mean he didn't marginalize others even in the South. One man's nationalist can easily be another's tribalist.

Don't mind him, he is only trying to be clever by half; he thinks everybody is as gullible and myopic as he is to be easily hoodwinked by his selective listing.

kennydee05:
Chest beaters Sai Baba has no hand in your issue. It is your Wailing Hero and your kinsmen that are selling your birth right because of money.
You better embrace one Nigeria and stop hating President Mohammad Buhari as the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Their hatred has no bounds.

Now I understand why Oba Akiolu reserved for some of them the Lagoon treatment.

Jona was not corrupt, since he only stole, because Stealing is not Corruption: see him secretly stashing away some his loot - yes, he deserves an award for leading Nigerians to the promise land.

donholy28:
For those who agreed to go to school instead of rearing cattle

Would rather be a cattle rearer anytime, after all its an honest job, than be an armed robber, drug pusher or chief impregnator at a baby factory.

SLS is about to be vindicated.
It also explains why Jona found it difficult to pronounce stealing as corruption - see him pictured stashing away looted billions of our money in dollars into steel boxes; yet some ppl still believe that this man deserves an award.

LeOstrich:
This useless gerriatic fool is yet to pay Federal workers.

Under Jonathan, Federal civil servants got paid on or before the 25th unless 24th falls on a Friday.

Buhari pay the federal workers before talking trash

Sponsored TANoid, the brainwashing must have made you stupid; imagine blaming a president barely one month old in office for failing to pay salaries after having inherited an almost empty treasury, run down economy, huge debts; all courtesy of his predecessor who presided over the looting and rape of this country - famously remembered for believing that stealing is not corruption; and so he stole as pictured here stashing dollars into several steel boxes - yet you have the audacity to insult someone trying to put us back on track as a geriatric fool - God punish you.

scripture:
Igbo are not and cannot be muslims cos {{Islam}} does not make sense to the ordinary igboman.

I am sorry to break your bubble of conceit, there Igbo muslims in Ingboland (there are threads here in Nairaland covering such stories) one of them is a king/monarch chosen by his own community:

His Royal Highness, Abdul Fatai Chima Emetumah Duru the 3rd and Ofor the 9th of Umuofor autonomous community is the royal father chosen by his community to be their custodian of culture and tradition.
https://www.nairaland.com/1941617/h-o-c-k-n

Here is another thread showing pictures of Igbo Muslims dressed after Eid Prayer:
https://www.nairaland.com/1832170/pictures-ndigbo-muslims-after-eid

So get off your high horse and stop exposing your bigotry and abject ignorance.

Dollyak:
What can I say. I really am losing faith in this country. A country where freedom of expression is prohibited is not a country to die for.

Well, freedom of speech/expression does not necessarily mean freedom to insult; even the Pope has spoken against such provocation, where he recently illustrated that by saying if you insult my mother I will punch you - or something to that effect.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Why a noterner
#sad



Before u judge me, a northerner will always be a northerner, dey will always be biased wen it comes to real life situation.
Its "islam economics" first before "conventional economics".
Dey are always good, buh always guided by bias(islam)
*only few people will understand

Why must so much foolishness reside in you.

esere826:
no doubt, i hear he did 'infrastructurally' well
but mehn him being proud of mobilizing 2 million almajiris. !!!

My village folks will stone me if i talk like that ooooo

The problem with these pained TANoids seems to be their lack of simple comprehension and selective memory; its also a pity that many of them though educated are in fact behaving like stark illiterates.

Its amazing that none of them seems to understand SARCASM but deliberately (out of mischief) or otherwise take Kwankwaso's words literally on his alleged mobilisation of 1.9 (2) million almajiri votes. It is also sad that these educated illiterates prefer to take only this short portion from his entire speech and interpret it out of context.

A sane objective and logical mind would otherwise have easily seen that Kwankwaso was reacting the PEJ's hateful electioneering speech when she insulted northerners as 'ppl wey dey born shildren troway for street'.
Yes, he was boastful about delivering Kano votes against Jonathan but only a damn fool would believe that all the votes, 1.9 million of them, were 100% almajiri (otherwise what happened to the rest of Kano electorates?) - he was being sarcastic to PEJ's comment and critical against GEJ for not calling her to order, amongst others.

Unfortunately, pained one dimensional TANoidal brains seem only capable of literal translation - poor guys, imagine the pain of another 4 yrs.

I think I have a clue, he used to be a mod, a bit aggressive and cantankerous, with several monikers - a glitch exposed him, he was being quoted by another moderator (Fulaman) and a glitch exposed his more famous other moniker - though I could be completely wrong.

Frankiss44:
No matter the position you give monkey, e go still climb tree

Mbok, shebi no be you dey peep from coconut tree?

stobery:
Ab0ki ...I can see his pant sef

Kai, you must be GAY to be x-raying the president's body like that, even sef an old man at that, laillai ppl should be wary of GAYLORDS like you.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Screw apc
Cum kano state

I pity your combination: immaturity and stupidity, double wahala all to yourself.

samplegirl:
Just a way to paint a picture of a poor man.

Hmmmmm! In short he is so poor that he bought caftan but no more money to add singlet.

Did you notice how famished the cows in the second picture look? If the cows in his farm should look like this you can imagine how the cows in Nigerians ' farm will look after four years

May God save us..........

LOL, how quaint, you must be referring to yourself.