 Phones › Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by itxtoff(m): 2:32pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
made001:
Hey guys lets follow each other on twitter, if you do not have an account yet you can sign up at www.twitter.com and follow all the way.
I believe we can get a huge number of followers if we co-operate.
SO DROP YOUR TWITTER HANDLE FOLLOW AND MENTION FOR A FOLLOW A FOLLOW BACK 
YOU FOLLOW
I FOLLOW
WE ALL FOLLOW
Minimum target is 5,000 followers..... 
Oya ooooo drop it!
Boss please let this one make fp o!
www.twitter.com/aademo91 mine is @itxtrinity. Ama followback, Am a student and also a strong gunner fan too. |
| Phones › Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by itxtoff(m): 2:31pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
made001:
Hey guys lets follow each other on twitter, if you do not have an account yet you can sign up at www.twitter.com and follow all the way.
I believe we can get a huge number of followers if we co-operate.
SO DROP YOUR TWITTER HANDLE FOLLOW AND MENTION FOR A FOLLOW A FOLLOW BACK
YOU FOLLOW
I FOLLOW
WE ALL FOLLOW
Minimum target is 5,000 followers.....
Oya ooooo drop it!
Boss please let this one make fp o!
www.twitter.com/aademo91 mine is @itxtrinity. Ama followback |
| Romance › Re: My Six Years Relationship Almost Crashing by itxtoff(m): 2:10pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
elijah24:
I've been dating her for six years. 3 years ago i found out she was seeing someone else, but when i asked her she said she was going to stop seeing the guy immediately but till date she still goes to see the guy, sometimes even in the guy's school.
I am in my final year while she is in her 3rd year. The other guy is in his OND1.
i feel betrayed and wanna end the relationship but all her friends are begging me to give her time to put an end to the affair with the guy. She also begged me to pardon her that she will end it. My problem is i can't share my girl with someone else especially in this era of STDs and even HIV. I love her and anytime i ask her to stay away from me i fall sick after a day or two. Please guys and babes, i need sincere and genuine advice. I don't wanna act and regret later.
I am confused that's why i brought it to the house for good advice. Please pals help a bro that is helpless now you must be rich, and you are her MAGA. Irgo just end the shit, its not love, its called obssesion. |
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| Celebrities › Re: Davido To Graduate From Babcock In 24 Hours (see Him In His Graduation Gown) by itxtoff(m): 7:51pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Marriage proposal that Sent A Lady under the table (Photos, Video) by itxtoff(m): 1:03pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Still Continue The Marriage After You Discover She Did This? by itxtoff(m): 8:42am On Jun 06, 2015 |
MrAkias:
HER VIRGINITY
You met and dated a girl when you
were in the University, she was a
virgin when you met her, and you
both agreed not to have sex until
your wedding night. The two of u became graduates but were jobless
for 4yrs. However, after many years of
suffering, she later secured a job for
you
in one Big Company where you were
paid close to N900,000 per month. Things were now going well with you
n you finally proposed marriage to
her, she accepted but after a few
sec, tears began rolling down her
cheeks. You asked her what the
problem was and what you heard was...
"I AM SORRY LOVE, M NO LONGER A
VIRGIN, I GAVE MY VIRGINITY TO
YOUR BOSS BEFORE HE ACCEPTED
TO
EMPLOY YOU IN THE COMPANY. THAT'S THE ONLY CONDITION HE
GAVE ME IF YOU MUST BE EMPLOYED
OR YOU WOULD CONTINUE TO
REMAIN JOBLESS"
Hmmm.!
Assuming you were the guy, would you still go ahead with the
wedding.?
And as a lady, can u do such for your
love.?
LETS HEAR UR OPINION.......... Hell yea, I will even kiss her at the moment. What she did for you is called love. |
| Romance › Re: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by itxtoff(m): 2:29pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
wristwatch:
No matter how confident and bold a guy may be, he can be intimidated by the financial standings, "tooshness" and gadgets of a lady. This is as a result of his epileptic financial status.
Things that scares guys away from ladies are highlighted below;
1. Expensive Phones
A lady using a new generation phone can cause catastrophic feeling for a broke and responsible dude. How do expect a guy like me using Blackberry Curve 1 to approach someone like kachisbarbie, tohphaz, using new generation phones like Samsung gold, BlackBerry classic, Iphone6, etc. I think its better I bury my feelings before I get the bashing of my life. 
2. Brazilian Hair
Brazilian hair equals the salary of some guys in multinational companies let alone the locals. Wooing a lady carrying my monthly salary on her head will be a tough task. "Shey person whey e dey struggle to pay N200 cut hair in a month nai go come wan date Brazilian hair girlfriend". Mi o le wa ku!
3. Expensive Clothing and Shoes.
When some ladies wear expensive attires especially to parties coupled with "rocobarroco" high heel shoe, you will see them disturbing photographers as if their lives depend on it. This act however makes broke and responsible dudes shy away.
4. Cars
For a broke and responsible dude who cannot afford the spoke of a bike let alone car will be intimidated wooing a lady with Range Rover Sport. His reserve gear will loose brake still he ends up in a canal.
5. Use of Jewels and Heavy Make Ups
When a lady uses expensive jewels, wristwatch, bungles and looks 100% artificial, a broke dude might get intimidated. However, he might shy away because of the feeling that he cannot afford to buy these items when she demands for it.
6. Perfumes
People like me and tosyne2much using Hausa perfume to swag babes might be intimidated by the smell of her perfume (David Beckham, cool water, etc.). The last time we try to woo some babes, they called us cattle rearers due to some flies which accompanied us as protocol officers.
The number 6 tho. |
| Romance › Re: My Dilemma-can I Find Love Again? by itxtoff(m): 9:08am On Jun 05, 2015 |
folajoseph:
I'm an ardent reader and i will like to share my story with you since a problem shared is a problem half solved.
I'm a 30 years old man, i started dating a girl in August 2008 (she's igbo and i'm yoruba) we live in the same estate and the relationship was the best time of my life until one day, not long into the relationship i was planning to move to my own apartment since i was staying with parents as i walking her home she told me we should call the relationship quit after about 1 year, i asked her why and she said because i was moving, i explained to her that we would always visit each other but she said No, so i left her and went home feeling bad, i didn't even sleep that night.
To cut the long story short she apologized and we were back together, not long after she moved to Enugu from Lagos to stay with her sister and we only talked on phone, all of a sudden she broke up with me again for no reason, in fact she broke up with me 3 times without stating any reason and came back begging me by herself (thought she was still a virgin), when she did it the 4th time, i had fallen out of Love with her, the passion was gone.
I had wasted over 3 years with this girl and i felt used so one night i came back from work and went to a bar alone to get drunk, i met a girl through a lady friend and we had s*x that night, my x called me after then and started begging me again but i said this time it’s over for good but unknown to me the girl i had s*x with was pregnant but didn't tell me, when she was 7 months pregnant her mother called me to break the news to me, i was sad because she didn't tell me for 7 months that she has been pregnant and secondly she was a rebound girl i never Loved her.
She gave birth to twins(2 boys) though i have a good job but it would have been better to have the kids with the one i Loved, i later found out that she was a promiscuous girl that sleeps around and to my greatest surprise she is also a clepto whom i have bailed out of different situations which made me to take my kids away from her to my parents whom have been taking better care of them though i pay all their bills conveniently (in fact i'm happy i had those kids, they are amazing and people always commend me when they see me with them especially in their school)
Now i find it hard to forgive the mother of my kids for not telling me initially and also my girlfriend for all she did to me (though she said it was due to tribal difference) but i find it hard to meet nice girls plus i don't know if i can Love again, i need help. my guy I feel for you. BUT YOU DONT FIND LOVE,LOVE FINDS YOU. Take care of your kids first and forget love, it will find you. |
| Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Disgraced Himself At Buhari's Gala Night. by itxtoff(m): 8:56am On May 30, 2015 |
Esdb3:
Akpororo was the comedian invited for the presidential inaugural gala night, he was banal and even though he tried to hide it, he was nervous!
He came up and cracked his dry egg shell of jokes like this"ahem, can you please appreciate me, pls appreciate me once again. If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian. Tell your neighbour you are looking good, tell him or her once again. My name is akpororo but the white men call me akporaurau. My father one time went to buy a dog, though the dog didn't behave like a dog but like a cat anyways dog na dog. You know how people call their dogs by human name, you go see dog called kelvin, gabriel. You'll see white people say gabriel jump, sit, run. One day thieves came and shouted everybody lie down, na so the dog lie. The owner look at the dog and said gabriel bark, bite these people. The dog replied if you no shut up I go bite your ear, no be gun they hold so?(That was the funniest of his jokes and it isn't even funny)"
He then, talked about a warri pastor that asked people to tell their neighbour that what happened to me will happen to you. "Na so I look my neighbour hin get bandage for I eye I con talk say neighbour what happened to you will happened to you" (akpororo then laughed) then he. Greeted joke silva and said "shout to my great aunty, aunty joke silva. We need to improve our nollywood. You see our accident and spirit scenes let us leave the accident scenes to the indians." He then said rubbish about spirit scenes that made no meaning to everybody"
He finally capped his "unfunny" display with "thank you mr president for being a good father, you are my father from far away and thank you my mother(referring to the first lady) even though you don't know you borne me, we want change ehn(then he started chuckling) so we can change our father and we can change our mother"
He finally dropped one dumb joke I won't bore you further with and promised to return. But aint nobody wanna hear that shii no more, I guess so because he didn't return!!!
Damn that dude was so dry. Why didn't they invite basket mouth or ali baba.
Cc: lalasticlala You see your old life? Na jealousy go kill am finish. Go do the comedy yourself nah. Mpama ike. |
| Phones › Re: I Need Answers Here About Infinix Hot. Thanks. by itxtoff(m): 7:46am On May 29, 2015 |
HonourablePomk:
Thanks been using the phone up to a week now just got it and its awesome Told ya so. Oda bad belle wey never touch de fone sef tlkless of using it cm de tlk trash. Na mtn or etisalat I use when browsing it don't gt hot, iffa use airtel de hotness fit boil yam, cuz their service shit die. |
| Romance › Re: Need Suggestions On The Appropriate Setting To Propose. by itxtoff(m): 7:43am On May 29, 2015 |
Oseigha:
Hello everyone,
I need your suggestions on the best proposal setting to adopt. I recently started dating this lady who was my good friend before I asked her out. we were more like family friends. I had to battle so hard to overcome the inertia I had to tell her about my feelings for her. she accepted to date me after much efforts from me and her elder sister who also happens to be my friend.
But right now, she is insisting I propose to her 'formally', and that I make the setting romantic enough to make it a memorable day for her.
The problem is that I have no clue what setting to adopt. Please I need feasible suggestions on this matter. I need to propose within the weekend. Thank you in advance for your suggestions. A girl asking you to propose to her? Bro that's already fuckedup. Eno make sense anymore. |
| Politics › Re: Ex Gov. Peter Obi Officially Resumes Work As SEC Chairman (photos) by itxtoff(m): 4:57pm On May 28, 2015 |
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| Phones › Re: I Need Answers Here About Infinix Hot. Thanks. by itxtoff(m): 4:46pm On May 28, 2015 |
HonourablePomk:
Thanks. Thanks for your opinion. Is they a space for an
external memory card? And is the sim1 slot for
normal sim? yes it does have space for sd card. And the sim 1 is normal, but you must have mini sim for sim2. Thanks. |
| Politics › Re: Stations Caught Selling Above The N87, Will Have Its Licence Revoked – FG Warns by itxtoff(m): 1:38pm On May 27, 2015 |
urgently remove subsidy before he hands over to the President-elect, Major General Muhammadu Buhari, on Friday.
This came as the Depot and Petroleum Products Marketers Association (DAPPMA), an association of marketers and importers, disowned one of its members, Capital Oil and Gas Limited, for being “mischievous,” over claims that the association was on strike, an allegation, he claimed caused fuel scarcity.
The DPR, in a statement by its Head Public Affairs, Dorothy Bassey, tasked Nigerians to report any marketer who sells the product above the regulated price to its officials or law enforcement agents. “While the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) is making every effort to ensure that fuel is available and reaches every part of the nation, it is hereby emphasised that the Federal Government has not increased the price of fuel. “The price remains at N87. Any station caught selling above the stipulated price, will have its licence revoked.
“No station should sell in jerry cans as there is enough fuel and for safety reasons. Any station caught dispensing into jerry cans will be sealed. “We ask that the public exercise caution and cooperate with all guidelines and processes for the safety of all,” it said.
However, in his reaction to the fuel crisis, Kalu, while calling on the president to float fuel price, said if Jonathan should fail to stop the subsidy regime, which has cost Nigerians over N6.354 trillion in the last five years, Buhari should implement it immediately he is sworn in on Friday. Kalu, in a statement yesterday, said: “The Federal Government has spent N6.354 trillion as subsidy on petroleum products in the last five years, when President Goodluck Jonathan assumed leadership of Nigeria. Penultimate week, it paid N156 billion to oil marketers, bringing total payment to over N500 billion in five months, including over N300 billion in two instalments in December last year and N31 billion in interest differentials recently. “In 2010, a total of N673 billion was paid on subsidy, rising significantly to N1.3 trillion in 2011, before being revised upwards to N2.19 trillion by the Ministry of Finance, after arrears were paid in 2012 for products consumption in 2011.
“In 2012, the sum of N888 billion was allocated to subsidise petroleum product imports in the budget, but in December, a supplementary budget of N161.6 billion for payment of arrears of fuel subsidy was submitted by the president and later approved by the National Assembly. “By the following year, 2013, the government earmarked N971 billion for petroleum subsidy.
For 2014, the Federal Government again budgeted N971.1 billion for payments of subsidy, keeping it at the same level with that of 2013. “Though, despite insinuations and reports that there was no provision for fuel subsidy in the 2015 budget, the Senate Committee Chairman on Finance, Ahmed Makarfi, cleared the air, saying that a total of N100 billion was provided for as subsidy for Premium Motor Spirit (PMS), while N43 billion was approved for Dual Purpose Kerosene for the 2015 fiscal period. “You can imagine what the N6.345 trillion spent on subsidy can be used for in terms of infrastructural development in this country.” According to Kalu, it is high time Nigeria stopped wasting public funds on subsidy, which benefits only the rich. He described the fuel subsidy regime as nothing but fraud, which is only benefitting a few people.
“The subsidy is not benefitting the poor because the marketers smile to the bank after collecting the full benefit on the over 40 million litres of products (PMS and DPK) consumed by Nigerians per day, leaving a lopsided distribution network, where not all Nigerians are able to get the products at the regulated price of N87 per litre. “In fact, a recent study showed that it is only in Lagos and a few urban centres that the products are sold at regulated prices.
The larger chunk of the populace buys the product still at exorbitant prices despite subsidy.” Kalu, who lamented the agony and suffering Nigerians who voted Jonathan into power four years ago have had to go through, said the subsidy regime could not be sustained. Besides, he urged the Jonathan administration to stop playing politics with the apparatus of government by using it to intimidate and embarrass innocent citizens. Rather, he said, such agencies should be used to fight corruption. “All these intimidation is damaging a lot of serious business people in this country.
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) knows who those corrupt people are and where to get them. How would a public officer wake up one day and buy a house in Maitama and hop on private jet every minute? Nigeria should get serious,” he added. Meanwhile, DAPPMA in a statement yesterday by its Executive Secretary, Mr. Olufemi Adewole, criticised Mr. Ifeanyi Uba’s Capital Oil and Gas Industries for its claim that marketers were on strike. It said the company was being mischievous as it “had been disqualified from the Petroleum Support Fund (PSF) scheme by the government regulatory agency and does not import PMS (petrol).”
“The company is not owed a kobo under the ‘PSF scheme as they cannot make any claim, hence they do not feel the impact of non-payment of subsidy reimbursements; instead, the company stores petroleum products for NNPC/ PPMC under a ‘throughput arrangement’ as do a few other members of our association,” it added.
] If they don't want them to dispense to jelly cans, then they should better keep the electric supply. Idiots |
| Nairaland General › Re: Found This In Front Of My House. What Is It Called In Your Local Dialect?? by itxtoff(m): 9:40am On May 27, 2015 |
changes1:
Woke up early in the morning, stepped outside the gate and realised there's this "rod" on the ground with a nice pattern or design.
I got closer and discovered it was a snake. I took a closer look and to my greatest surprised it was a VIPER..
damn!! I had to do the needful at that time by smashing the head, because you never know who might mistakenly step on its tail especially as it almost has the same colour as the ground.
It was too big to ignore (as a viper).
Take a look at the length compared to the largest size of bathroom slippers. (in the pix)
Snakes can be very deceptive. Be very careful where u go or step especially dead leaves..
VIPER
IBO :-ajuala
HAUSA:- gobe De nisa
What is it called in Yoruba or your local dialect??
modified:- those asking if I stay in the bush or desert.. To answer your question: NO. in IGBO(My dialect) we call it ABUALA. One of the Most poisinious. It normally circle around to bite its teeth 7 times b4 it attacks a prey, it dnt just bite straight away, its nt circled that's why he was able to kill it. Its powerless ones it straightens, But extremely dangerious ones it circles itself. |
| Politics › Re: Radio Stations Shutting Down by itxtoff(m): 9:52pm On May 23, 2015 |
eliment:
This is what Gej government has reduce Nigeria to
He and is cronies have crippled everything in this country just to make Nigerians pay for rejecting them and make take off really difficult for the new government. No light, no fuel, no security. Nothing is working
Gej God is watching you, you sure will pay for all this hardship Nigerians are passing through now..
You will be remembered as the worst president in the history of Nigeria illitrate, All the yrs GEJ was in power, did you witness fuel scarcity? Or at all high price of fuel? Mtchew if you dnt know the cause of the crisis going on now better go and ask people biko. Na buhari boast say he go repair refineries inside nigeria if he enter, na em marketers demand their money in full nah b4 the may 29. #Growup |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Goofs Around Onboard Plane (photo) by itxtoff(m): 1:06pm On May 21, 2015 |
Me I evenn enjoy economy more than the 1st class.. No matter what am forced to take it.... Igbo guy like me dnt over spend that's how you get to billoniare from milloniare.. Airforce1:
Genevieve my love  |
| Food › Re: Is This Animal Edible, Just Killed It In My Lodge by itxtoff(m): 12:22am On May 20, 2015 |
Its comodo. And that which he is holding is upto 4k SeverusSnape:
Is that a baby crocodile or Komodo dragon? |
| Phones › Re: I Need Answers Here About Infinix Hot. Thanks. by itxtoff(m): 5:20pm On May 19, 2015 |
HonourablePomk:
Hi all. I'm in need of a new android phone but all whats coming to my mind is Infinix Hot. Before I get it I will like those who are using it to give me reasons why I should and also why I shouldn't. Is the battery removable? Does its battery last long? Does it get hot unnecessarily like I heard? Does it support micro sim alone and how many slot? Does it accept memory card and maximum of how many GB? How much is it presently?
Thanks as I anticipate your response. I'm not that a guru. Thank you. . Bro its a good phone. Mine is neat and m enjoying it. It only gets hot when the network in my area is verybad, besides that its soo good and fast in surfing. Tho I have a powerbank for the phone cz de battery dnt last too long, but its ok by me. Infinix great phone. 16k presently. |
| Phones › Re: Android App That Reduces Screen Brightness Completely by itxtoff(m): 10:13am On May 15, 2015 |
Whizzcute:
The reason for this app is to help you reduce your android phone screen brightness especially when you are using your phones during the night and also to save your battery life. I know sometimes even when you reduce your screen brightness to the lowest but you notice that it still disturbs your eye during the night, but i bet you this app will solve checkmate the problem .
The App is named NIGHT MODE and its only 538kb of size .Below is the download link
Works just fine, thanks my guy. Godbless
http://file.appsapk.com/download/Night%20Mode.apk |
| Politics › Re: Female Partner Of The GEJ Trekker Quits (see Pics) by itxtoff(m): 9:49am On May 08, 2015 |
But wait o, where this guy they charge his phone wey he de tk tweet sef? |
