Thesia:
One thousand naira.
It is like giving them small change,
Haba this country Nigeria ehhh, it will never change....
What is the N1000, going to be use for, they just disgrace the entire school.....
By giving graduates N1000, this is very shameful,
Shame on this bleeped up country....

Go Epp them career na

cutefergiee:

Oga mi.. I jus tire Jawe.. Airtel used to do one inter African universities competition dat tym.. Am sure Na funding kill dat programme whr u see one Kenya uni dey tackle Ibadan ife and co...
Correct programme don go b dat..
Na toilet fuckers and bobby bearers dey reign now and u asking next generation to go school? To do wetin nah?
Wen BBN BET9ja Robbery GeeBoyism etc dey bring correct odds to win ova 30.5bn ganging

.. Bet9ja is bae . If na my morning chop money person go get After 5whole years of brain cracking, suffer, endless frustrations and spending, Abeg why dem no rather close don our so -called education institutes? I Taya for naija.

Judolisco:
Make dem go use am stake now

Bet9ja de wait

ekanx27:
And some people will spend 85 days in one house after acting porn and will receive 45m.





Fada Lawd if there is no trumpet, just give angel Michael whistle make the world kukuma finish.

ha... Abeggg ooooooo I wan Comit this kpkmo I swallow o. whistle ke?

cutefergiee:
And some toilet � fuckers b getting 45m... And u asking the young ones to go school?? Go do wetin? Wen nude pix n sex tapes can give better odds to make over 4.5

I wan laugh die o

edlion57:
Is 1000 naira not too much ... Nigeria my country

You no serious o

frenzyduchess:
And some idiots on this forum once said a lady was over reacting when her baby daddy's friend said her one year old daughter had curves

Best punishment is to insert a needle on the tip of his pen1s and use a candle or lighter to heat it up

you still remember? Lol. E be like say na all headlines you de joh down o. I hail u o. Awon smart brains.

Oyindidi:
Does it mean ashawo joint no dey again? I die inside anytime I see stories like this

me too

IdeyFindWife:
OhhhhMG! free gun possession must be legalized in Nigeria.

Guys like this just need to be deleted, like, "recycle-bin-emptied" kinda permanently deleted ! Chai, am so mad rt now, a 7yr old?!

God bless you jare.. Na straight permanent delete he deserve

sekundosekundo:



At 40 the idiot is still squatting with someone.

Can you imagine... The wise say a fool at 40 is a fool forever.. I'm so furious here. Wishing jungle justice was immediately given to the idiot man. . He doesn't deserve to live.. A 7 year old What a wicked world.

Troublemaker007:
The most beautiful house in the whole of Ibadan na rain destroy so.

eleojo23:
But why is Nigeria like this na?

See dirty buildings, dilapidated structures...
No maintenance culture at all

And we want our graduates to be taken seriously abroad...just look at where they are studying...

You see this in almost all government universities...


Smh..

EXCEPT UNILAG... PROUDLY AKOKITE

maxiuc:


Not even iron was used for the roofing

hazan041:




So they are even yet to resume for this session and I was complaining about my own school that we should have start exam chai

Lol

martineverest:
one alomo for u

That bitter o

IME1:
Eko

*clears throat

Now, chairmen and chairladies

If you know you have never been in traffic on 3rd mainland bridge like me, click like
If you remember the first time you drove, saw and passed this bridge and felt really impressed click share
If you know like me that this bridge needs a new brother (4th mainland bridge), like the 2 previous ones needed which gave birth to it, quote me


Meanwhile I'm not ashamed to say it even though I pass the front now and then,
I am yet to pass the beautiful Lekki Ikoyi bridge
Also to God's glory I have never experienced accident, car breakdown or thief thief on 3rd mainland,
I consider it a testimony, because eh, with what I hear, where u wan run go? On top of bridge, where d mechanic shop dey, who go sell gala and lacasera for you for there

. Bros na so o. Can't forget the day our car broke down on top the bridge... na dat day I feel Wetin desert mean. Food no hungry person sef... Na water we de find drink

Chuvin22:
Abeg.. Where poor man house design?

Abi una fit say nah Dangote, Otedollar and Adenuga children sign up for this Nairaland?

Bros abeg o. No make me vomit Wetin de chop o. Lwkmoooooo

CSTR1002:

With a lady like cee c, to earn her respect, the man needs to be intimidating in many ways.


Physically intimidating, financially intimidating, mentally intimidating.

That is the only way to make her function well.

Ceec is not emotionally stable to play the equal partner game well.
She is going to dominate any man that makes that mistake, and she will get frustrated with the relationship too ,because I believe she is looking for a worthy dominant male figure.

So like I said, To get the best of her as a partner, she needs to respect you. And for her to respect the man, he has to blow her away- physically, financially and mentally and tame her into submission .

She either submits to you on your own merit or the relationship will never work . That is how she is wired.

In her case, I really don't Think such strategies will work. Rather, she needs more love and understanding, which I think she's lacking. Respect can come into play later. Handling girls like this is a very hard task.

martineverest:
hehe no be small tin of...Belle sweet me die as a fan......ucl is ours

Bless you brother.

kingkakaone:
How did this help my heart to heal after Sevilla exhibited such foolishness? Just 2 mins to hold in they couldn't.

Abeg OP carry ur Bam Bam and go.

Sorry MOD, I just weak after Barca's comeback tonight.

#forca_barca . We remain the best. #teammagnificent

oloriLFC:
I'm a sis,not bro

Sisi, no vex o. Happy new year

MRAKBEE:

I know
I was just pulling his legs

alphaconde:
french teachers speaking french people from france cannot even understand

Mogbe ooooooo

labanj1:
E don finish
Meanwhile the ones that teach for 5 minutes and write note for 35 minutes. Double period mean say hand must pain you.

Lol . You just described one of my lecturers

fulaniHERDSman:
*singing*
it shall be permaneeeeeent ....

Hmmm

CastedAyo:
A lady who decided to ends every form of friendship with a man she knew has taken to Twitter to cries out after she was told that she overreacts to a man who is trying to sexualize her 2 year old daughter.

She tweets;
“A guy I know was commenting on my daughter’s body. How she is well built and curvy etc. She is 2 years old. I got scared. I cut him out of my life and people are saying I’m overeacting.”

She continued saying;
[i“She was wearing a t shirt with no panties and he said why is she running around naked? Does she want to impress me with her curves etc. And continued “complementing” her. She had just pottied hence the unclothedness.”[/i]

Another lady reacting to the post made by @PortiaAfrika said she decided to be a PERMANENT SINGLE MOTHER because her baby daddy allowed his friends to comment that her daughter does not have curves like her.

She wrote;
“My baby daddy allowed his friends to comment that my daughter does not have curves like me. That was the day I decided to be a single mom permanently!”


https://www.torimill.com/2018/03/said-overreact-cause-cut-ties-comments-daughters-body-lady.html


Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

cutting off the man who was speaking flirtously about your daughter was a wise move.
Many people stupid gan

NothingDoMe:
All guys guilty of number one especially using side and rear mirror to keep looking

I'm guilty o. Make I no lie but d gaze na for a short while and I don't lose focus sha,

CaptainJeffry:
Other ones are easy except number one. No dick carrying man will dare not to look out when a cutie catwalks on the sidewalk.

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Hahahahahaha... Na serious issue o. Why make we no look when we no be gay...

Ugoeze2016:
Informative post, see number one.

Obirin

.. Capital wahala

dafeyankee:
Congratulations.

Women going places with their kpekus now.

Toke " Food for Grandpa" Makinwa, bleeped a man that is 20 minutes to his grave,and look at all the unlimited goodies she displays online.

Ini Edo bleeped Senator Akpabio,and from what I gathered he started speaking in tongues,as Ini made sure she gave him the Crocodile tail style.

Today she has properties everywhere.

You bleeped a manager to serve fries at the MAC. No worry, you need to come to Nigeria to learn from Toke.

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MRAKBEE:

I have never heard of agbo before so when I saw it I cudnt help but suggest sth that is common..
But I'm sure u actually wanted to write igbo.. Auto correct Don do u..

he said AGBO( herbs) not IGBO(weed)

cummando:


Dem no go put word for your mouth. Wetin you no do dem no go say you do



ARRGBOW. an in Jedi Jedi,opa eyin,awopa,mokole,iba.....alakoba