hit like if you think its not the ordinary Nigerians faults but the people holding powers

I have been going through federal university in Nigeria but couldn't come across WARRI

As warri big reach so, dem no get federal university....
Is not because, they don't want it but is because they don't have a name for it..
Imagine lagos (UNILAG)
Benin (UNIBEN)
Calabar (UNICAL)
PH (UNIPORT)
Then,Warri would be UNIWAR
Abeg who wan go?

Conversation Between Son And Dad
:


:
Dad : Who Do You Love The Most? Me Or Your
Mum
.


Son : BOTH
.


Dad : Ok If I Go To America And Your Mum
Goes To Paris, Where Will You Go?
.


Son : Paris...
.


Dad: That Means You Love Your Mum More
Than Me?
.


Son : No, That Means I Love Paris
.


Dad : Ok If I Go To Paris And Your Mum Goes
To America , Where Will You Go?
.


Son : America!
.


Dad : (Angry) Why! ?
.


Son : Well, Because l've Been To Paris Before!
.


Dad : (Angry) When Did You Go To Paris??
.


Son : In The First Question You Asked

Oahray:
Em... First of all, I think you should change your "first good/bad impression" to "good/bad first impression." When you say 'first good impression', you are talking about the first time you make a good impression, which could be after several bad impressions. However, a 'good first impression' refers to the (good) state of your first impression, which is what your post is about.

As for the content of your post, well... It's largely based the assumption that everything is either black or white, with nothing between. A poor assumption if you ask me.

When you say bad, why do you make it seem like there's only one level, which is harmless? Imagine saying "bad people are not really bad." Seriously?

My broda, bad pass bad. If you pass a first impression of being a ruthless murderer, only a few persons (if any) would give you a chance to show glimpses of good.

I acknowledge that what you have written up there is an opinion. I agree that it is true to an extent, a very small extent. Persons perceived to be good are judged by higher standards which they may at times fail to meet. But should that make someone strive to be of poor character just so he can be praised when he turns good?

guy you don smoke that weed again? he did not mentioned murder or stealing its just your behavior or attitudes towards people get dat into you fucking skull

ClassCaptain:
Funny
but my probelms are bigger than the joke

you need T.B Joshua

I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his
message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike
you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of
life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of
riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to
claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR: Alright my son.
*ME: May the over speeding trailer of
Blessings jam and crush you and your family,
*PASTOR: (No reply).
*ME: May the light of God blind you eye that
you may not see the sufferings of this life
anymore,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and
your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you
sir!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your
family members and all yours friends and
relations,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the annointing from God destroy
your church and kill all your church members
excluding me and my family in Jesus name
(Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should
be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....

Please keep laughing and forget the situation of Nigeria jare.

I can't stop laughing

Chai Someone people go nearly turn millionaire here today!
Oya lets see who’s the richest here…. lolssss
my is #500,000

the March has just ended

dinachi why are yu calling cruzita a lesbian? MIND YOUR WORDS TO AVOID PUTIN YOURSELF IN TROUBLE

nice am planning to get my own next week --- thanks a lot

anyone that have use or experience the phone should please contribute

Samsung Galaxy J7 detailed specifications
GENERAL

Release date June 2015

Form factor Touchscreen
Dimensions (mm) 152.40 x 78.60 x 7.50

Weight (g) 171.00

Battery capacity (mAh)3000

Removable battery Yes

Colours Black, White, Gold
SAR value NA

DISPLAY
Screen size (inches)5.50

Touchscreen Yes

Resolution 720x1280 pixels
HARDWARE

Processor 1.5 GHz Octa-core

Processor make Samsung Exynos 7580

RAM 1.5GB

Internal storage 16GB

Expandable storage Yes

Expandable storage type microSD

Expandable storage up to (GB)128

CAMERA
Rear camera 13-megapixel
Flash Yes
Front camera5-megapixel

SOFTWARE
Operating SystemAndroid 5.1
Skin TouchWiz UI
CONNECTIVITY

Wi-Fi Yes
Wi-Fi standards supported 802.11 b/g/n
GPS Yes

Bluetooth Yes, v 4.10
NFC No

Infrared No

USB OTG No
Headphones 3.5mm

FM Yes

Number of SIMs 2
SIM 1
SIM Type Micro-SIM
GSM/CDMA GSM
3G Yes
4G/ LTE Yes
Supports 4G in India (Band 40)Yes

SIM 2
SIM Type Micro-SIM
GSM/CDMA GSM
3G Yes
4G/ LTE No
Supports 4G in India (Band 40)Yes
SENSORS
Compass/ MagnetometerNo
Proximity sensor Yes
Accelerometer Yes
Ambient light sensor No
Gyroscope No
Barometer No
Temperature sensor No

this photo got me rolling

hit like if you think you will pregnant this girl before a week

Idonbilivit ---- hit like if you think this brexit is not our business

that breast is somethin else toomuch milk ;Dthat breast is somethin else toomuch milk

my fellow nairalander I greet oh, I just want to use this opportunity to share with you what I experience in "river state port Harcourt" it was on Friday last week I decide to go get some groove since i have nothing to do at home, I get to stumble on Casablanca there is no many life there especially on Friday and Sundays, so I get myself some bottles of bear and dry meat on doing this the girls there (prostitutes) decided to come closer, I notice it and compose myself cus I was alone on the table so one finally have the courage to sit with me and we get talking together, (she was so beautiful that I ask myself what is she doing here) she ask if I want a night stand or a weekend I smiled and ask her of her price it was expensive tho buh I gat some money to spend ,, I bought her a drink and we chatted for some time and I decide we get going since It's just for a night. I took her to my place around 9pm and there was light so she made herself comfortable on my bed, some minutes later we started kissing and caressing ourselves I put off my cloth and was about to remove hers buh she insist she gives me a bj,, after that I UnCloth her and she was only on pant I notice that her private parts was swollen and I torched it ,I felt strong thing there and I decide to remove her pant instantly and her dick stand facing me, I screamed and ran out from the bed ,,she quickly said I should not be scared that she is a girl that she was born this way, I couldn't believe it, I thought it's a guy that disguised himself but I was wrong, when I have to use my phone torch to get a close view and I got angry and ask her why then is she a prostitute, she then said guys normally have anal sex wit her ( through her anus) after seeing this my dick has already falling like Naira, and I told her I can't do that with her so she quickly dress up to leave and I gave her 2k for transport since then that drama can't get of my head
#please my fellow friends in the house have you witness this or see this kinda stuff share your experience ....thanks

waoo dat girl carry ass oh idonbilivit

HIT LIKE IF YOU THINK THIS COUPLE ARE CUTE

I dont believe dis so na AY be dat

10 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK . 1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol . 2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! . 3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. . 4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. . 5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... . 6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... . 7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* . 8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... . 9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... . 10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. . As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u one question, no vex abeg. Shey na whatssap be dis