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Crime / Re: Boy dies inside well after complaining about evil spirits. by itzmejerry(m): 4:28pm On Sep 19, 2018
may God have mercy I blame his uncle for this

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Travel / Re: Why Nigerians Are Stranded In Russia After Being Scammed By Fraudsters by itzmejerry(m): 1:39pm On Jul 14, 2018
wetin cary dem go der
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Apologises To Peter Okoye's Fans Over His Controversial Post by itzmejerry(m): 10:34am On Apr 11, 2017
I am I front page 2nd time
Crime / Re: Christ Embassy Pastor Dupes Member Of N4.5m In Port Harcourt by itzmejerry(m): 8:41pm On Feb 08, 2017
waooo my first time to be in front page please nairalnders give me some like joor

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Residents Tie And Strip Kidnappers Unclad In Calabar (18+) by itzmejerry(m): 6:59pm On Nov 24, 2016
tears roll down my eyes wen I saw dis news dis afternoon dat lady dere I know her too well in my area in rivers state @oyigbo LGA her family members now are in tears ohay God.have mercy
quote me if yu need any info
lalasticlala come and see
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 19th November 2016 by itzmejerry(m): 3:25pm On Nov 19, 2016
England and fixed matches God forbid #spite on the dread
Romance / Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by itzmejerry(m): 8:06pm On Nov 14, 2016
Oyinbo, u need an herb called 'man-power' exclusively sold in here in Nigeria.

guy yu are on point bro yu need 7bottles of beer dat guy must be 10 munise guy and not hitting d right sport
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Shares Church Selfie by itzmejerry(m): 7:41pm On Nov 06, 2016
All na for mouth....We dont know what he does in his closet

He should shave off his DADA too....

wat is wrong wit keeping dread locks is it in d bible dat keeping it is a sin ... I keep dreads nd I attend salvation ministry in port Harcourt
Romance / Re: Guys Disturb Girls With Calls by itzmejerry(m): 1:26pm On Nov 06, 2016
if the guys hear are saying dey are not the ones calling then its who?
Family / Re: 9 Things You Can Relate To If You Have Followed Your Mother To The Market Before by itzmejerry(m): 12:59pm On Nov 06, 2016
lol its funny tho I could still remember the day I followed my mom to the market to buy Christmas cloth and she price the cloth from the aged woman to the extent dat I started felling for her cus she was even begging my mom to buy


Romance / Re: Women Learn To Ask Your Husbands Question lol (pic) by itzmejerry(m): 6:51am On Nov 06, 2016
what so funny about this nonsense undecided undecided

like seriously this didn't crack your ribs
then you need T.B Joshua
Romance / Re: songs by itzmejerry(m): 9:43pm On Nov 01, 2016
lalasticlala cc mynd44 suen I need your help
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by itzmejerry(m): 9:49pm On Oct 21, 2016

So how was life growing up for you... I am sure you lacked many of the books in school, maybe you were sent to a government school to reduce fees... or maybe you were lived life to survive, instead of enjoying its fruitfulness...

You are allowed jerry to go and earn 30k a month and get married, just imagine training 3 kids with 30,000 in this generation

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

am sorry dude if I said something wrong buh you gat to understand me clearly dat was long time ago and my mum is a trader she sells onions in d Market so dere was a kind of support to him anyways
and yu cant tell dis dude not to marry cus he earns 50k per month #justsaying
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by itzmejerry(m): 7:23pm On Oct 20, 2016
I don't think a man who earns such an amount should think of getting married yet..

why would yu say dat? my dad earn #30,000 per month nd he has been able to train 3. children dont discourage the dude It's all about planning


Romance / Re: What Drugs Can Make Me Very Hairy by itzmejerry(m): 9:35pm On Oct 18, 2016
For beards try Vita beard and for those with receding hair try pura d'or.

what do yu mean I didn't get yu
Romance / songs by itzmejerry(m): 8:14pm On Oct 05, 2016
Romance / Re: Help: I Think Am Gay !! by itzmejerry(m): 7:13pm On Oct 04, 2016

Wait til next year sha.... Ur too excited... And if ur a gay, so what? lipsrsealed

dis girl you are in every post on nairaland
Celebrities / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Dressing Timaya Up Properly (Photos) by itzmejerry(m): 2:27pm On Oct 03, 2016
Hurry now to make your interior wall spaces unique.
Call/Whatsapp : 07061384140 OR 08111750950
Extremely creative home decorations. Wallpaper,3D panel,Window Blinds, Laminated Wooden Floor,Cornices

how much for the wall covering I stays in port Harcourt
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by itzmejerry(m): 5:39pm On Sep 23, 2016
i bought it 1,700 naira in nadrem supermarket at kubwa, abuja

ok thanks a lot for the reply I really want to use it in growing my beards cos I dont av any on my face do yu knw if it can work for me or yu got better ideas?
thanks for reading?
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by itzmejerry(m): 1:14pm On Sep 23, 2016
Ok, lets help share our hair care routine, how do u keep dat hair looking good?
Me, i use coconut oil, castor oil and sulphur 8 (for dandruff shii)

who's next?

please how much did yu buy your castor oil I stay in port Harcourt thanks
Romance / Re: What Is The Function Of The Oil In Condom by itzmejerry(m): 11:31pm On Sep 18, 2016
Itzmejerry iffa sand u.
I dodge am
Romance / Re: Help My Gf Just Broke Up With Me Just Bcz Of.. by itzmejerry(m): 11:25pm On Sep 18, 2016
nma24 ladyf paulkillerman ilegend smellyanus smellymouth biafrabushboy food is ready I don't av nothing to contribute

Romance / Re: What Is The Function Of The Oil In Condom by itzmejerry(m): 10:27pm On Sep 18, 2016
spit on the tread smellymouth and cutehector wil know better itzmejerry
Business / Re: When Naira Still Had Value! Just Imagine.. by itzmejerry(m): 4:40pm On Sep 02, 2016
hit like if you think its not the ordinary Nigerians faults but the people holding powers

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Education / Why Warri Doesn't Have A University by itzmejerry(m): 8:23pm On Aug 18, 2016
I have been going through federal university in Nigeria but couldn't come across WARRI

As warri big reach so, dem no get federal university....
Is not because, they don't want it but is because they don't have a name for it..
Imagine lagos (UNILAG)
Benin (UNIBEN)
Calabar (UNICAL)
Then,Warri would be UNIWAR
Abeg who wan go?
Romance / Conversation Between A Dad And Son (very.funny) by itzmejerry(m): 10:18am On Aug 03, 2016
Conversation Between Son And Dad

Dad : Who Do You Love The Most? Me Or Your

Son : BOTH

Dad : Ok If I Go To America And Your Mum
Goes To Paris, Where Will You Go?

Son : Paris...

Dad: That Means You Love Your Mum More
Than Me?

Son : No, That Means I Love Paris

Dad : Ok If I Go To Paris And Your Mum Goes
To America , Where Will You Go?

Son : America!

Dad : (Angry) Why! ?

Son : Well, Because l've Been To Paris Before!

Dad : (Angry) When Did You Go To Paris??

Son : In The First Question You Asked
Romance / Re: by itzmejerry(m): 1:28pm On Jul 28, 2016
Em... First of all, I think you should change your "first good/bad impression" to "good/bad first impression." When you say 'first good impression', you are talking about the first time you make a good impression, which could be after several bad impressions. However, a 'good first impression' refers to the (good) state of your first impression, which is what your post is about.

As for the content of your post, well... It's largely based the assumption that everything is either black or white, with nothing between. A poor assumption if you ask me.

When you say bad, why do you make it seem like there's only one level, which is harmless? Imagine saying "bad people are not really bad." Seriously?

My broda, bad pass bad. If you pass a first impression of being a ruthless murderer, only a few persons (if any) would give you a chance to show glimpses of good.

I acknowledge that what you have written up there is an opinion. I agree that it is true to an extent, a very small extent. Persons perceived to be good are judged by higher standards which they may at times fail to meet. But should that make someone strive to be of poor character just so he can be praised when he turns good?
guy you don smoke that weed again? he did not mentioned murder or stealing its just your behavior or attitudes towards people get dat into you bleeping skull
Jokes Etc / Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Whatsapp by itzmejerry(m): 6:09pm On Jul 19, 2016
Funny grin
but my probelms are bigger than the joke sad
you need T.B Joshua
Jokes Etc / Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Whatsapp by itzmejerry(m): 6:01pm On Jul 19, 2016
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his
message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike
you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to
claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR: Alright my son.
*ME: May the over speeding trailer of
Blessings jam and crush you and your family,
*PASTOR: (No reply).
*ME: May the light of God blind you eye that
you may not see the sufferings of this life
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and
your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your
family members and all yours friends and
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the annointing from God destroy
your church and kill all your church members
excluding me and my family in Jesus name
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should
be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....

Please keep laughing and forget the situation of Nigeria jare.

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