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The pot..you can see it turned to ash.

The pot

The call

God is really Good,even to me too ,I am not the average Christian, I don't go to church most of the sundays talk more of weekly activities,I hardly pray and when I do, I can't pray for 3mins duration,but in spite of all my sins, he still loves me so much to keep and protect me....something happened 2 days ago(6th/12/018) which was on Thursday..i hustle,so small money enter hand earlier on that day,as guy man way i be i say make i flex myself..God do am light con even dey for the night..better breeze dey blow,music dey play the mood just correct..I don put tins full body all my eyes done fall, my full doings just slow,everywhere and everything just dey sexy ,omo pay day was good..na xo o..1 mumu hunger con hold me na i say make i boil indomie ooo...my pipo as i manage carry myself enter kitchen put d noodles for fire,my mind tell me to stay look the food till e done o..but base on the sexy mood wen i dey and all d trips i dey catch i cover pot go back parlor to watch music video,continue my flex..na so i just relax dey tell myself say i go soon get up go check the food,body dey do me to get up but the tins wey dey body nor just gri me... time was around pass 11pm na xo i take sleep with 2 small indomie for fire,the gas dey the highest and me sef nor kukuma put plenty water for the food...na here God take shock me..somebody who has no reason whatsoever to call or even text me at that ungodly hour,called me...it was 4:47am early morning of Friday (7th/12/018)when my phone woke me up from sleep,at first body tire me to look the phone but I just wanted to know the fool that would be calling me at that time...immediately i got up and picked the phone the call went off..I just dey vex dey cuss the person..all this while I dey cough but my mind never still arrange well...dem dey always laugh me say I get big nose na that night i happy say the nose big o..na the smell of burning iron and food choke me oo...all my highness clear once..na so I fly the small chair and center table for parlor, push the door open..see smoke everywhere, the smell was very terrible and my cylinder dey inside kitchen too(Na bayelsa i dey stay and thief for here nor get pride anything them fit thief) na xo i manage off the gas run come out close the door behind me..the food done turn to ashes..pot done brown finish..only God knows what would had happened if I delayed any further...my pipo praiseeeeeeeeeeeee the LOOOORRRD....praise praise praise my liviiiiinnggg GOD...Amen.. I am a very shy and timid person so going to give testimony in the church or anywhere else in person and physically is a no go area na make i say make i do am here...pics below.

Good afternoon o...hope you good..just want to ask if there Is any sense in what you typed??...even if davido sing rubbish you too go follow??...hiss typical Nigerian.. Lol

Hanji:
Which one be yisa nwachukwu op pls be guided.
In davido's voice "what is my what is my crime-nwa baby"

adetoroamos:
ask ur mum or father to open a skybank account here in nigeria (if u trust them) then use worldremmit to send it down here to nigeria maximum of $9k

please sir...how does world remit work...I am in Nigeria and would soon receive money from the states...but I don't see Nigeria on the form to register.. Please help me..thanks

peacengine:
Use world remitt

please how does world remit work...in Nigeria but I can't sign up because there is no place for Nigeria on the form to register.

OK guys...thanks a lot...keep them comments coming please... Plan to come with less than 10k...

Please guys need help to know how much you can come into the country with in cash from USA... Don't want harassment at the airport...and also if it is possible to make deposit at a bank in USA and then get the money over at Nigeria.. I am really confused... I have tried sending myself Money with western union and moneygram but its not working...help guys..please very urgent... What card is best for our ATM.. Can a visa American card work on our ATM... Please help oo

PS...just attached my ATM card...asked my bank here and the lady told me it should work and I should dispense in naira ...but I am not 100% sure it would go through.

Dirkcoyt:
Shes got a firm boobs considering her size. used to such already. On an average girls this size barely have a long nipple. but the hand cup size boobs girls on a average have a long nipple.

...minister of Nipple affairs...twale for you

So sad

Thank you.

May over sabi not kill you one day...that's my prayer for you...do your thing and let others do theirs,y is DAT so difficult to abide by...hissss

klexycole:
Good one Dyt, but you need to learn work from Robosky02. In the event of a big match like this, you have to do some basic analysis.

That is, present the 23-man squad of both Nigeria and Iceland, their head to head (H-2-H), their big players, both teams' chance of winning, and more.

Nevertheless, to make the thread a good one to follow, you would have to put down the details of the match Venue, time, stadium and capacity e.t.c and a lot of pictures.

With is, more people would have interest in following the thread keenly and religiously. I hope you'd do some little research about the above-mentioned tips, then modify your post.

#TeamNGA #SoarSuperEagles #TeamNaijaStrong

The Land is Green.

As the thoughts crossed my mind, I felt
myjunior stir and woke up from his slumber as
if he was commanded “Arise little one”.
Mind you he’s not little in any way. She
noticed it and smiled, then said “I knew
from the way you dey bang those girls, you
carry big prick”.
Bearing the encouragement no more,
Junior arose in his might and in anger so
that all who saw him might tremble in fear.
I simply stood there contemplating on what
to do when my landlady sighed, looked at
me and sat down on my couch. ‘This is it’ I
thought to myself. Then amazing myself,
with my d*ck pointing forward like a
compass,…….no, more like a general leading
his army to war, my feet moved of it’s own
accord until I am standing in front of my
landlady looking a bit smug and dumb(you
can imagine the combination naa).
With her eyes fixed hungrily on the bulge,
she simply put her hand on my waist and
tugged at my towel, it came off freely and
behold how my d*ck sprang out. If it were
the olympic d*ck long jump, it’ld have
made an ace.
Anyway, it was there in front of her and
she stared at it in disbelief, but with so
much greed in her eyes that i thought
she’ld chew it off with one bite. I prayed in
my mind at that moment that she doesn’t
know what a hot dog looks like before she
mistook junior as one. Then she grabbed it
in her hands and rubbed it, then she
squeezed it a bit harder and the d*ck
thickened. She kept rubbing it without
putting it in her mouth, then I figured
maybe she’s not a d*ck sucker.
I took her hand away and turned slowly and
walked towards the room, stopping at the
door to look back at her and smile. She got
up suddenly and followed me, when she
opened the curtain, i was nowhere. She
was about looking around when I grabbed
her breasts from behind, squeezed it hard
and pushed her on the bed. As she fell, I
reached for her wrapper and pulled it off. I
was dumbfounded. She’s got big round
buttocks.



I was in no way patient and i reached for
her, threw open her legs and sent a finger
on a quest to locate the clit. The thumb did
while the others slid into her wharf. How
slimmy and wet she was. I rubbed on her
p*ssy some more and she moaned softly,
with the other free hand I found her
breasts and squeezed hard. It’s swollen
already, i caressed the Tip and it
hardened. I took one in my mouth and
stroked the other Tip gently and she
jerked her hips in response. She moaned
her pleasure. By now, she was very wet
and my d*ck is hard and throbbing.
I pulled my hand away and slid in my thick
throbbing d*ck. We both felt the sweet
sensation as my d*ck filled her p*ssy. I
looked at her and couldn’t believe it….Jeez!
I’m banging my landlady. (She looked
pretty getting banged. Maybe she is pretty.
Maybe her attitude made me see her as an
ugly wicked woman). I went at it, first
taking her slow. Then slowly increasing y
pace, I went hard, banging her like a minx,
pounding her hard like fufu. She threw her
legs apart and I went deeper. As I hit her
like jackpot, her wetness made slurping
sounds pleasurable to the ears. Her p*ssy
is so sweet and juicy. I put my lip on the
unsucked Bosom and sucked away….what a
merriment.
Her blouse seemed to always come down
to interrupt me so i took a moment to take
it off. Now as i gaze down, i’m being gazed
up at by a pair of beautiful racks. She has
such an incredible body. I thrust harder and
faster and she held me with strong
arms….oh! and is she strong? I was not
deterred, I kept on thrusting deeper and
harder while she made her ‘uuugh’s and
aaaargh’s’. She reached her hand down my
back and grabbed my buttocks and
squeezed them. My d*ck hardened and she
must have felt it cos she suddenly widened
her eyes and looked at me while her mouth
opened but no words came out. I increased
my pace, watching her breasts bounce on
her chest in responce to my movements,
then she wrapped her legs around my
waist. I banged her harder and as i
slammed into her, her breasts heaved east
to west, sometimes to north and south.
Then it occured to me that her pretty
buttocks is not being appreciated. I pulled
off, she tried to pull me back on but i
declined. She moaned her displeasure, I
turned her over. She complied and knelt, i
dug in from behind. Her p*ssy embraced
my d*ck in a welcoming gesture. I
immediately started thrusting hard. she
moved her waist back to meet my thrusts, i
felt challenged so i applied more energy to
the waist, bent my knee and started
thrusting deeper and higher.

Now, I'm an avid gambler and the thought of multiplying the money came to mind and I didn't let it go. I opened an account with one gambling site and deposited 500k.

I played 4 odds with 10k and won 40k. I beat myself up for not staking the whole 500k. I decided to stake 400k on 5 odds and I lost.

I was sweating in the cool hotel room. I said to myself calm down you can do this, I staked the remaining 140k on 3 odds and lost again. I rushed online to find bookmakers games for the day.

After a seemingly fruitful search, I deposited another 700k into the account, very sure of myself. I staked 600k on 5 odds and lost at the very last minute of one of the games. By now, I was shaking.

I gambled again and lost. I had an additional 55k to pay as hotel bills. I feared to leave the hotel and my bills climbed. As I'm typing this, there's just a little above 200k in my account. I wish I could go back and redo my actions. I've been ignoring everyone's calls. I even thought I should just lie I was kidnapped and the money was taken from me, but I know the truth will come out at last. How will I confront my family? Will my sister's fiance still want to marry into the family? I'm f**ked and I know it.

LordsApostle:
Introducing you to the hidden secrets of nairaland


Behold the Ashawo beer parlour thread, where you will learn the hidden mystery of females and their folks.

https://www.nairaland.com/2536003/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo/2794#68351993

omg..I VOW TO GO AND ABIDE BY ALL(KEEP THE SECRETS) OUR(THE AFOREMENTIONED WISDOM BODY) RULES AND REGULATIONS....Thanks ...as you show me the road I promise to also give light to ye who seek to know the path.

LordsApostle:
my dear, thanks for the compliment, I appreciate.
Actually, it isn't really my thing, let's say I do it just for the fun of it, I ain't addicted one bit, I could patronise them say 3 times or even less in a year... It's just for the fun of it, really...
. On a lighter note; if u promise to be my GF I could give it up Kpata Kpata!!!

abeg big man na where b dis beer parlor una dey talk about so..

Ok

Bros she offend you b4...sounded so pained and personal..doh

ShitHead:
He's coming home this weekend. You will enjoy his food.


But first, try and bathe. You are FAT and ugly. Don't add so much body odour too to your CV.

Chill its not a must you get it right at one shot...give it a trial ok if it works to marriage good for you if it don't find another man ye...life is what you make of it just live life and not kill yourself with the unseen and worriness ...love him and you(your friend�)please be faithful too nor look anoda man,go visit him often, spend quality time help establish yourself and himself... Just don't kill yourself over marriage or what will happen ..

Good...

Happy for them..

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Lol...next time @joel1991..hahahhaahaha

Gagag

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