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Jokes EtcRe: No More Romance "Kissing, Hugging, S*xing" And The Likes On Strikes. ###EBOLAISR by Ivanspring(f): 7:48am On Aug 08, 2014
We will survive this.
Jokes EtcRe: No More Romance "Kissing, Hugging, S*xing" And The Likes On Strikes. ###EBOLAISR by Ivanspring(f): 6:45am On Aug 08, 2014
What will it profit you if you go about hugging and kissing and in less than 3weeks return to your maker? Avoid them for now and live, for it is only the living that will tell this story tomorrow (with enough hugs and kisses).

One just has to be careful. Get your gloves and surgical masks now before it becomes too expensive.
FamilyRe: How Can Someone Cheat On You BUT Still Say They Love You? by Ivanspring(f): 7:04am On Jul 30, 2014
It is not possible to love someone and still cheat. If that happens, then its not love. I believe that love is being confused with another emotion. Love wouldn't cheat. No matter what.
Jokes EtcRe: ......... by Ivanspring(f): 8:43pm On Jul 28, 2014
Nice but expensive joke
RomanceRe: What I Notice From Some Naija Babes by Ivanspring(f): 7:05am On Jul 28, 2014
It depends on the nature of the couple's relationship. If i'm inlove with my man and have been waiting for him to pop the question, why would I ask for time?
I can only request for more time if my heart isn't convinced about you.
RomanceRe: Please Ladies Which Would You Prefer?? by Ivanspring(f): 6:47am On Jul 28, 2014
priest2u: So many pro* on NL , I thought a woman thing is elastic that contract and expand according to the size of d dick ? And it return to normal size after the act . I'm learning something new today o
It may be elastic, but continuous banging from an oversized d.ick expands it thereby leaving it slack and wide.
What do you think it means when a man says a woman's pvssy is as wide as a football field and deep as a bottomless pit?
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by Ivanspring(f): 6:20am On Jul 28, 2014
I'll call him sugar love...
RomanceRe: She Said She's A Virgin And Highly Spiritual, But Here Wat She Says Bout D****k by Ivanspring(f): 5:11pm On Jul 27, 2014
daviide: Hehehe cheesy d girl na calabar girl, naso dem dey behave undecided undecided
I don't just know what to say to you.
So her preference for big d.icks signifies she's from Calabar? undecided
RomanceRe: Are All The Beautiful Girls Taken? by Ivanspring(f): 2:22pm On Jul 27, 2014
Ab025: Natural xteristic of most naija ladies..."Money"

Money, money, money...#

Its always the solution to them
In this case, she's not far from the truth. With money, you can turn an ugly duckling into a lovely swan. I've seen it happen.
RomanceRe: Ladies & Gentlemen,what If You Can Padlock Your Spouse Private Part? by Ivanspring(f): 6:37pm On Jul 26, 2014
Instead of your gf to pray for God to keep you alive (for her) in Abuja in this era of bombings she's worried about other girls.
RomanceRe: Can Girls Ever Be Faithful? by Ivanspring(f): 6:20pm On Jul 26, 2014
snadguy007: hmmm....and how do u get appreciated for being faithful ??
By treating her right to the best of your ability.
RomanceRe: Can Girls Ever Be Faithful? by Ivanspring(f): 1:01pm On Jul 26, 2014
Of course girls can be faithful. The problem's that their guys usually don't appreciate them. Hence, good girl turns bad.
RomanceRe: Should by Ivanspring(f): 5:41pm On Jul 25, 2014
okparaugo: Why is it that when ladies hear the word, " Abroad ", they lose their thinking abilities ?

Stay with him.

Some guys have even slept with ladies just by showing (not giving) them $100 dollar bills worth only N16,000.
Exactly my line of thoughts. I guess its inferiority complex...

Nne, he doesn't love you and deep down in your heart you know it. His actions are speaking loudly enough for even the deaf to hear. You are his ''jara''.
RomanceRe: Meeting A Nairalander And Falling In LOVE by Ivanspring(f): 10:25am On Jul 25, 2014
It is possible to find love here. However, its going to take more than your five physical senses to perceive all the personal baggage that most definitely will be kept from you.

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