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Towncrier007:
Please I need to ask this ohh, because these days, ladies don't want to communicate with you or have anything to do with you once you're not boxed up, no car, no good phone.
The other day on NL a guy bought his GF that they dated 4yrs a brand new car, hmmmm is they hope for the poor men?

Yes i can efin daytes ur mordar
























Butt she his no beuarifool

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Bebe pliss carn i married u.U her looked worewore too mosh

cuvox:
Last week, the Nigerian cyberspace wash awash with calls by guys (including me) advising other guys to go DNA test done on their kids, one of the Guys who also advocated for the DNA test (CANICE DIM) wrote this on FACEBOOK



Source https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1343074532396520&id=100000819577243&refid=8&ref=opera_speed_dial&_ft_=qid.6430711751781130039%3Amf_story_key.9219634200643464761%3Atop_level_post_id.1343074532396520&__tn__=%2As

Hehehehe i am realmembared wen i am do Dna test and i cummed out Hivs polsithief

ObiOmaMu:
A Zimabwean man, Annanias Mambeu (26) stormed into a beerhall naked after he was allegedly caught making love to a married woman in Hwiru Suburb last week.

The married woman Rosemary Mushayi (28) also ran away naked in a different direction after her husband Onward Mudzinganyama unexpectedly arrived home from his base in Harare.

Gulamm Mukumba, a barman at Gulam Bottle Store confirmed the incident and said Mambeu arrived at the bar naked with only a pair of socks.

He said revellers at the bar wanted to beat him up after Mudzinganyama arrived in hot pursuit and poured his heart out on the incident.

Mukumba said he had to lock away Mambeu in a storeroom to protect him from further assault.

The incident happened at around 9pm.

Efforts to get a comment from Mambeu or Mudzinganyama were fruitless. Mushayi was also not available for comment.

Mukumba said he only released Mambeu after the arrival of police and a well-wisher provided him with clothes before he was taken to the Police station.

Mudzinganyama and Mushayi were released by police and Mambeu was detained and charged under Section 41 of the Criminal Law and Codification Act (Conduct likely to cause breach of peace). He was fined $20 and released.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/man-caught-sex-married-woman-flees-naked.html

Brus and u are shuwore dart u okays abi his it u wife dart dey her do.Pliss pose somsin realsonabu

MrCork:
...never....maybe on Lego land thou....no nairaland

His no efin funny

sexybbstar:
I pray they yield to the advice... I've created a thread on that before and I know the number of ladies that attacked me for it.


A LAZY LADY DOESN'T DESERVE A RICH MAN.

Yes and the ones dart is aff BONY NASH


















Likes u

[quote author=airminem post=57439096][/quote]who his played games winth u eh stop mensions me and pose somsin realsonabu.

walexy100:
Just drop your month and day of birth

Aug 1st

donogaga:
Several hundreds of men and women have take part in the world n*ked bike ride as they strip completely unclad in public.

According to Metro UK, hundreds of cyclists were spotted riding their bikes through the streets of Manchester yesterday. These people really were in the buff.
Why? Because they were all taking part in the 11th annual World N*ked Bike Ride.
Dozens of unclad and partially-clothed bikers set off in the evening on Friday from All Saints Park in the university area of Oxford Road.

The dress code for the ride, which passed landmarks including St Peter’s Square, Manchester Town Hall and travels along Deansgate, is ‘bare as you dare’ and full or partial indecency is encouraged.
And there is a meaning behind it all.

The annual event, which takes place in more than 70 cities across the world, aims to draw attention to the vulnerability of cyclists on the road.
It’s also about celebrating bikes and cycling, bodies and low-impact living.

Participants travelling across the world from as far as Australia were invited to turn up to the park with a bike and encouraged to paint their bodies with pro-cycling messages.

One rider had the message ‘fragile’ painted on his back and another brought a giant inflatable globe to wear.
Others painted themselves with black and yellow stripes to resemble bees, or with the worker bee symbol, to celebrate the city of Manchester and to pay tribute to those who died in the Manchester Arena bombing last month.

Becca Warren, from Stretford, proudly took part in the ride with her friends.
She said: ‘I’ve done this event almost every year. This year we wanted to go with a Manchester bee theme to pay tribute and to celebrate Manchester.
‘And bees are important to our existence.’
Joe Smith from Withington, who had his back painted with bee symbols, added: ‘We want to pay tribute to this great city.’

Participants joyfully sounded their bicycle bells as they turned the corner from the park and onto Oxford Road as supportive bystanders took photos and cheered them on.

Organisers of the World unclad Bike Ride have explained why cyclists get away with baring all, stating that indecency is not illegal in England, as was established in the s*xual Offences Act 2003.
But using indecency to intentionally cause harassment, alarm or distress may be illegal.


http://www.informationng.com/2017/06/read-hundreds-men-women-strip-completely-nked-broad-daylight.html

woaw haw wee i joined eh

adaksbullet:
eh eh jus stopped it their!



While we u discribe me whit mad ppls? Are u ever seen me typed on mine ancestors langage b4?


Abi u are whant too compere mine new age eglish writing langage too his own olding day eglish?

Sean dis one o u dart his spik broked eglish u her nah compares myn own winth ur own abi















I Am Juss Shakes Myn Heard fur ur lives

adaksbullet:
chei mine earth his cut when I'm looked ur picsure


U are fine mine deer


U are look chinchilla

Shartapp looked are pinshore well well she his no fined atalllll she juss punsh are nashh out so it wee looked big










Bony nash

sexybbstar:
He's trying to imitate him but he's not funny

Hehehehe it is pained u























Bony nash

prodiG:
Are you related to adaksbullet?

pliss pose somsin realsonabu.m i looked like dat heeeediot to u eh

Benita27:
Who big cassava epp?, perhaps she wants to be his babymama...child support is the new thing for them.

Bebe the way u are talked it is liked u aff tight pussyy o

Benita27:
Who big cassava epp?, perhaps she wants to be his babymama...child support is the new thing for them.

Bebe the way u are talked it is like ur varginal is goin to be tight o

adaksbullet:
com bus....I'm alway seen ur post in nl.....while are u alway haved fucksses on ur coment?....his ur villagers ppls used fucksses too coursed u?


Pls pls pls pls for the saniti off we good ppls off nl Romans session, we sayed onto u too stop use fucksses...thanks u!

Heeeediot u wee juss be talked nurnsensce up and down.pliss go and learned eglish

Smellyfingers:
I hear you. Ur matter sef weak me.. Can you now swerve.??

Hehehe it is pained u too mosh abi oya lemme be goin





it is god dart wee cure u me i yaff try

sexybbstar:
Yes, it matters. But it has a disadvantage... If your ex is someone with a big dick please don't date someone with a small dick because that one will think you are promiscuous because of the way the kitty cat would have widened.

sean ur pinshore worewore olosh.......girl

Smellyfingers:
Wasted sperm too.. Fvck off my mention if you lack sumtin reasonable to say..

Boi pliss go and pansh ur olosh...girlfwend











darts his haw dey wee pansh yar doghtar

Smellyfingers:
Bro its sunday, so i will do as if i didn't see this.. Bye enh..

Heheheh wainsted sparm
sean is heard

Smellyfingers:
In your dream right? And you will be claiming to be an adult right?.. Smh for you..

Hehehe it is pained him o











Tru tru i am senxxx ur mourdar his dar no y we Aff gift bird to a banstard like....

MissRaine69:
The taste and smell of latex can be off putting for some hence the flavours.

So u her bye corndum so u can shop it abi

Menh:
This is our first date, I asked her to pick what from the menu list she picked the most expensive item on the menu list did not object me I only took Ice cream #400 (that is not the problem.

The issue is she is just busy chatting with her friend. What should I do? Am still with her now.

I need urgent response.

Lala please help me move this to the promise land.

Mehn her u shuwore curs i am shat winth one olosho rise naw and she talk dart she is on one daytes winth one ugly mugu dart she ordar expensive tins why d mugu ordar ices creamed...
Guy be kiafull o dorntsdaytes myn olosho




















Anyways ur maites are makin mournie it is ices creamed u are buy abi

Smellyfingers:
Bro, i noticed you've never have sex b4, so it pained you so much. U beta go get a babe.. I feel your pain.

Hehehehe Me darts i am senxx ur mourdar u cum hia to talk nurnsensce heheh heeeeediot boi

Jkfc:
Fellow Fvckboys of NL, I had an experience today that made me conclude that any girl who is an expert in bed works started years ago.

I fvcked a virgin today, and it was fvcked as expected.
I have been bedding another virgin for 1year now, still she cries of pains when I chuk preek.
It's just sad.


So


Fellas

Any girl way like Fvck like say na food , check am well, she started 2 to 4 years ago.

Any girlfriend that

1. Doesn't suck preek
2. Doesn't do doggy
3. Complains of pain
4. Cannot go 3 rounds.

Is a liability, not a girl friend.
Leave her

So if i daytes ur sinstar naw in two yes time she wee beacum a sexx mournstar abi

Layta the bebe wee cum nairadland to pose dart aff neads monie mtcheew frsc ko lasman ni

bentlywills:
na u get your mouth : run it how u like

Hehehe i am sean dart it is pained u abi

Smellyfingers:
Lol bro.. I dnt understand what you'd just wrote..

Shartapp usuless boi

bentlywills:
In a relationship or marriage does the size of the man's D really matter to guarantee satisfied sexual intercourse to keep the relationship going?
Just curious

Guys how do you cope with loss or wide pussy

short up juss telled horse dart u yaff small preek

I remenbrad wen i crushed myn Gandma