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dats why una never even score one goal! u no know jirimbo na new football term? @ the begining of the second half, the NL Babes coach, decides to substitute Nayah cos she was dehydrated. she now brought in the one and only Badosky of Nairaland! Idowuogbo. [s]Nairaland bois should watch out cos her speciality isnt scoring goals but squashing men's balls![/s]

Sijo01:

NL boyz passed d ball, Iya took d ball 4rm dem, jirimbo anti-sex, passed it to Goldy, Goldy jirimbo born24ork, passed d ball 2Rocky, Roky jirimbo Silvertuk & passed d ball 2Sijo & finally, Sijo took d ball, anti-sex tried to tak d ball 4rm her but she jirimbo him, born24ork came 4ward, she jirimbo him, silvertuk came 4ward &he was also jirimbo.
finally, Sijo now on d 18 box faced d goal kipper (Mr. cork) suave him 2d right, 2d left & OMG, OMG dis is it Sijo hit d net wit d ball.
OMG, Its, Its, Its a GOALLLLLLLLL!


NL gurl 5 - NL boiz 0

shortly after siji01's spectacular goal, rokiatu passed the ball to iya who then passed it goldie. 190 then tackled goldie and collected the ball while looking at pendo in her tight fighting jersey, he mistakenly plays a shot toward the goalkeeper! and Gbam! ITS A GOAAAAL! OOPs! it was towards cork therefore A HOME GOAL. FLAMINGO BABES OF NL 6- 0 MUMU BOIS OF NL

[quote author=DAY11. link=topic=811115.msg9630272#msg9630272 date=1322224788]Now now  [/quote]Before nko? when the bulge wey una get down dier as una dey look sexy babes running no gree una sabi dribble  

iyatrustee dribbles the ball from tellwisdom in a manner that is second only to Lionel Messi, she passes it to goldie. goldie looks for an opening to score a goal while cork the keeper was busy looking at slimyem's nyansh and its  a GOOOOAL! NL BABES 4-0 NL BOIS

Me?

what in the name of MR cork is happening here?

me sef surprise oh! some old posts just come like "it wasnt me"

Just saw the part where i slapped 190 with my sagged breast! read thru pg 2

^^^why dis downcasted story dey pinch you for body like so? abeg forget dat guy with him raw vodka make me and you discuss our own matter jare!

dreamt of me i guess?

Ok then. But oops! Phcn don carry light for ma caban

What kind of light do you want me to throw? Hallogen or flourescent?

havent you guys had enof? you re making me feel responsible for all this katakata

Omolola1:
aaaaaa @ neyostica
I now support d motion dat this thread be locked

^^^i agree. but you guys had always been friends so i tot it wont matter to tease you a bit. all d same, its ok [s]but did anyone tell you how ugly your words are when you are angry?[/s]

downcasted:
@Iyatrustee

Please this issue has been settled and swashed!

Moderators please kindly lock this thread up!!

but its my love garden with 190 now according to the Love Apostle's revelation

^^^^ sowie now! e don do @ da Doc, no insult my sister again or i go divorce you!

enof guys! i tot you were pals?

So u dey open eye for me now?

Goldieluks:

are u mad?

yes i am! MADLY in love with Da Doc

this is obviously a product of copying and pasting!

THREAD OPENED[color=#000099][/color] !

Da Doctor:
sweery how are u?

i am not fine with goldie dat close to you oh!

^^^hope you are not trying to seduce my Da Doctor?

but 190 said you had teeth down south and he had bruises to butress his fact

^^^^ i have just dieded!