Ok. Here you go:

1) Your bedroom prowess.
Newsflash: We like to talk about our experinces although we are less graphical. For example: She just lays there!

2) How often you call.
Hell yea we moan about how often you cal!!! There's a fine line between attentiveness and smothering.

3) Your romantic history.
We discuss your track record and credit history. For example: Is she a serial monogamist? Has she lived with someone before? Is she still friends with her ex? Is she dark skin. Can she be trusted. Is she Nigerian. Is she a Gold digger/ wifey material!!

4) Your friends.
Obviously, it's a bonus if they're cute and single. But if a girl has annoying friends, it means I'm going to avoid my dogs from hookin up with them. . Remember, you're defined by the company you keep.

Holla!!

we know but corky,tell me the truth.where did you copy this??

this is obviously a product of copying and pasting!

shouts
cork!!!!!!!!!!!!

quondam in the  antiquity of a  flagrant rigormotis, he has spoken with kinesthesia and astute. am flabbergasted.

Meanwhile dyt am still bird-doging you.

andrew m askin again
did u send a mail?

dont know where to send

i got a mail frm one andrew askin abt ticket
so i tot it wz u
neva mind all d same

Cork the philosopher!!!!!!!

Dyt:

i got a mail frm one andrew askin abt ticket
so i tot it wz u
neva mind all d same

yea yea yea maybe it was me

::Andrew:::

quondam in the  antiquity of a  flagrant rigormotis, he has spoken with kinesthesia and astute. am flabbergasted.

::Andrew:: = deputy sexkillz.

Somebody don dey get sense small small,who says a fool at 40 is a fool forever,I think that saying should be changed,cos cork is trying to prove that some people fit get sense even at almost 50.

Senseless shit from senseless cork

Very few gramatical errors, so it can't be from corky boy.

::Andrew:::

quondam in the  antiquity of a  flagrant rigormotis, he has spoken with kinesthesia and astute. am flabbergasted.

abeg speak the konky lingua, I no go sch

2buff:

Very few gramatical errors, so it can't be from corky boy.

You would be surprised corky writes pretty well

Bipolar Mr. Cork

Tomorrow, when he's gonna be back on his punny begging and Nigerian female bashing.

Same people would ask for his head. . .

Ur ryt [b][/b][i][/i]

ok. what happened to the real Mr C0rk because I am confused

MY GOD!!

Mr. Cork is going mad!!

Next thing is that 190 will start making sense as well!! And I will be left all alone?!

NOOOOOOO!!

^^^ you said it best

apocalypse:

You would be surprised corky writes pretty well

how can you be sure?do you know him outside this forum?

You guys crack me up 4real. krazy

This shows you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.

exactly

freecocoa:

Somebody don dey get sense small small,who says a fool at 40 is a fool forever,I think that saying should be changed,cos cork is trying to prove that some people fit get sense even at almost 50.

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damn!!!! that was ill

Okija_juju:

MY GOD!!

Mr. Cork is going mad!!

Next thing is that 190 will start making sense as well!! And I will be left all alone?!

NOOOOOOO!!

Candyness:

You guys crack me up 4real. krazy

straight outa d army

Mmm

Oh my gosh! what happen to the real cork