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El Guapo:
^ your wife born Quadruplet??

Iya Now I know u long harboured dreams, but too bad u aint gon play wiv ma Johnny its jxt outta reach

unless your johny is as cute as dis, its not worth the trouble

so you remember i bought and changed your pampers even played with your johny when you were a toddler? how come you were then refering to me as a little girl

which little girl for all you care, i fit born you

why you dey shocked? just wanted to know if orton can break your record of wearing one boxer for 3mths!

sure! bring it on how many days you dey take wear one sef? i need to know

Ur own na to dey sneak in at odd hours! Wen pple no ddey house

So what took you to rehab? Guess u re punny starved and its affecting you

Wondering who reality was taking to abt leaving rehab

Yes na! Na our Personal person dem we dey give pet name. @dyt, looking at sexy names like CLARUS or OKON. Watchu tink

Guess its high time someone gives u a name also

Fell off d balcony and died I believe? If not u would have to fall off once again

@dyt, how wld I be content wit dat tiny biro? Let's save ourselves d trauma of working so hard and bringing soo little cos I can assure u dat neither Orton nor 190's own sef fit beat dave's record! Deir own go be tiny crayon

@ 190, u escaped by the whiskers! Dave is too weak now to tell u guys his experience. * wondering why orton dey double post like cracked CD

God bless u in ur search

So na dave be d scapegoat

Don't bring my family into dis! U won't like repercussion

Better you move on with life without my sis

Thanks for freeing my sis!

So what do u suggest? Maybe we lay ambush for the first guy to post here and we cut off his preak! Guess wat? Sure it wld be 190

I am fine swerry. Got a detachable dic dat I can borrow? I need to scratch my

So right dyt! We always get bashed when a tiny sized dic gets its way past our skirt

Where my peeps @?

Wld u guys allow me post? I av reviewed my post like 4times!

Just d same way ur own investment wld go down d drain too!

Anyone seen delicious?

Anna? so u haven't heard ? They broke up

Hmmmm! Dis morning breeze blow plenty of una here sha. Hope u guys came in boxed up oh?

Just look at all of dem snoring away! Una don tire? Wizards.

2011 grey coloured toyota venza @ guapo, abeg carry dat ur magical wand comot from here back to Jokes section!

^^ does dat mean u have fallen for him already? @ 190 So am worth only 2wrappers? If u need me on dis one, then you have to up ur game

^^^ u no dey tire? Ysterday na chi- baby turn. So xynerise no dey yab women? Good for me then. @ guapo,  This is our traning ground for stand up comedy! 190 is a big jester for abroad wey him dey raking in his cool money. Dat antelope xynerise also stated well but branched off to face his poultry roofing business. As for me, I am still learning d trade  

I know see why you want to do business with xynerise. He also double posts! By the way, na poultry roof him specialise for sure he never even hear of bar roofing before