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aminalib:
I like him better than 190, i heard rumor he is the same, is it so, tell me its not so, if so now i will not like him,

They 190 and cork are both computer software programes! i heard it on one thread.

[quote author=DAY11. link=topic=591546.msg7593371#msg7593371 date=1295881115]
Chai, Iyatrustee

I don catch you today!

Werrin u come do for here ?[/quote]i come clinic then i see beync dey vommit then i asked her what happened then she told me that she saw woke4all 2.5inch kasanplanca then i say make me sef go follow look then i see say na true she talk oh becos the thing short so tey na small crayon take pass am na im i shout chineke!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=70330.msg7593275#msg7593275 date=1295880094]yes actualy. Honey, Waz you born in 2007? [/quote]yeah sweerry! the same year i shined Mr Cork Snr kasanplanca and gave birth to you

did anybody notice that the thread was created way back in 2007 and the first response coming almost 4years later

Beync:
@work, Pls return dat carrot inside before anyway i wil help u, i no one prick enlagement therapy. it works, trus me.

truss her(no offeince)

check before posting a topic to avoid repeating a thread. that crackhead 190 started something like this about 3weeks ago

^^^^ [s]iya drags beync aside to know what size woke4all's kasanplanca is[/s] is it a carrot, crayon or a cucumber

^^^^ run! Run for your life. But did you come?

hey doc! good job

are those kisses for me

190:
poster please follow the door you came from

^^^ as in BOGOF(Buy one get one free?)

MOBO444:
I know no one likes me online here.

who would?

190:
[color=deeppink]Easy you dont have grumble before passing your opinion across,
If you want to get a nice guy to like you, you start off as friends then you ask if he's single. If he says yeah, you ask but if he says no get flirty, try harder, but not too extreme, and see if you can make him change and if that doesn't work, lay off. Remain friendly not stalker-like. Creepy isn't attractive to anyone.If they are looking at you every now and then, then you are doing GREAT!
Now if you are too shy, when he's near, talk with a lot of friends and laugh. Act like you're having fun. Make sure you dont give off a fake impression. Just be yourself. NEVER change for a guy. If he looks at you then it's a sign of paying attention. Good luck! [/color]

good answer from a crackhead

^^^^ is there anything wrong in helping a sister out?

chei! i am sure women make up most of ur clients? you go just dey fire dey go! wetin concern me with policy? abeg answer my question before them snatch my guy jor.

^^^^ abeg i no understand wetin you mean! break it down

BTW dat Fakenumber aint going thru

yeah! how do i get a guy i have been eyeing without me making the first move

190:
[color=deeppink]^^ WTF, are you saying i should skin dive with my gurl mz dark and come buy postinor from you, [/color]

exactly! but only if you are able to come out without losing forgeting that thing inside there

i dont sheet

^^^^ what is there to think about? MADUKAELE

190:

what is shocking you? i have been romancing one of your cloned version and we are almost finalizing on a romantic novel together

some men sef! this ugly thing na him somebody wan handle him breast

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=591498.msg7591723#msg7591723 date=1295863536]****looks a'round,,,,wtf? @poster??,,,,,yawns,,,,,goes back to bed****[/quote]yeah! goes to bed in this

Day11, 190fan

190:
[color=deeppink]^^then you would have to personally follow me to my house to do that[/color]

really? then pack your things and let me know when you are ready. [s]but on a second thought, i wont want mzdarkskin to be lonely[/s]

i have been commisioned to drive you out of nairaland today

^^^ abi oh! Nairaland has turned you into an e- celebrity