iyatrustee:

yeah! how do i get a guy i have been eyeing without me making the first move

iyatrustee:

chei! i am sure women make up most of your clients? you go just dey fire dey go! wetin concern me with policy? abeg answer my question before them snatch my guy jor.

190:

Easy you dont have grumble before passing your opinion across,
If you want to get a nice guy to like you, you start off as friends then you ask if he's single. If he says yeah, you ask but if he says no get flirty, try harder, but not too extreme, and see if you can make him change and if that doesn't work, lay off. Remain friendly not stalker-like. Creepy isn't attractive to anyone.If they are looking at you every now and then, then you are doing GREAT!
Now if you are too shy, when he's near, talk with a lot of friends and laugh. Act like you're having fun. Make sure you dont give off a fake impression. Just be yourself. NEVER change for a guy. If he looks at you then it's a sign of paying attention. Good luck!

Beync:

relationship doctor, i do u hav my kind of dose

iyatrustee:

good answer from a crackhead

Woke4all:


She loves me like crazy though am very ugly. Will she still love me when I’m
old and saggy?

Woke4all:

I got money, cars and everything yet she don't want to grant me visa into Jerusalem.

How do i get her laid within 1hour coz she's here with me now?

MOBO444:

Alll 190 is saying is perfectly correct.

MOBO444 Online?  Then one crazy thread is about to be created soon.

Beync:

Which real life issue again r u not talking about? am i talking about abstract world, u shud be able to address any issue wtehr the person is bein referenced or not. which clinic

Your clinic  
Dont let me pull off these my white doctor clothes and put on my amour for war on you    

190:

Reach for her hands, hair, shoulders, ankles, and back. Don't just always wait for her to do it first. If she doesn't like it, she'll definitely let you know. But touching someone communicates to them that you find them attractive, and also that you're reasonably confident. Both of these things can make someone feel more attracted to you
Make her feel irresistible, like you have to restrain yourself around her. Try it by telling her something seductive, starting with rejection of this desirable thing - ex. "Please don't wear short skirt tonight, as I will not resist the temptation!" or something like that "Please don't touch me like that, cause I like it more than I should!" She'll probably keep doing it (consider it a form of reverse psychology).

Pls doctor she refused to even sit close to me now and she's about to leave.  What do i do coz if not today am cutting her off?

Woke4all:

Pls doctor she refused to even sit close to me now and she's about to leave.  What do i do coz if not today am cutting her off?

if shes about leaving you wont be here typing on nairaland
get up grab her azz and kiss her, Gaddemit!!

these patients are making work difficult for me,

if shes about leaving you wont
be here typing on nairaland

get up grab her azz and kiss her,
Gaddemit!!

190:

^^yes since Jericho dont want to come to Jerusalem

then bring Jerusalem to Jericho

Ra[i]p[/i]e her if you have to,

**wipes sweat with handkerchief** this work nor easy