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@keyne, I am interceding for you.

I have a phobia for fairly used things and hand me down

^^^ oouch! Na barbecue u want use am do? Pls help a sis fulfil her dream of tasting roasted balls

@ D sense, now that you have mentioned that, been thinking of owning a detachable prick for my sole use. @ poster, shld in case she wants to sell it, I am game

Seems God has answereth Obo's prayers. The chemistry btw him and Dyt is gradually clicking

1. Six green goats don't be bro, 4virgin pythons, 7 front tooth of a 3yr old lioness. 2cartons of Moet to appease the gods of the land. Anything am leaving out?

Mrs eve, I tot u said ur singing was for free

stranger:
Yeah, i have been hired to despoil you G-*spot

that? no qualms but only on one condition. That i be allowed to hold the gun, and would not be liable for anything that happens afterwards. [s]i have also been hired to reduce miscreants from the face of the earth[/s]

martyns303:
1. they got off the Titanic first.
2. they get to flirt with systems support men who always return their calls, and are nice to them when we blow up their computers.
3. their boyfriend's clothes make them look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in theirs.
4. they can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. they can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. they've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for them.
8[b]. Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.[/b]
9. they don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies , (you get the point).
11. they can hug their friends without wondering if she thinks theri gay.
12. they can hug their friends without wondering if ''WE'RE'' gay.
13. New lipstick gives them a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. they don't have to fart to amuse themselfs.
16. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. they can congratulate theri team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.
19. they never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
20. If they're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. they don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. they have the ability to dress themselves.
23. they can talk to people of the opposite gender without having to picture them unclothed.
24. If they marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an .
25. their friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in their teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all their problems.
27. they'll never regret piercing their ears.
28. they can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. they know which glass was their's by the lipstick mark.
30. they have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

i like that part more

^^^^ tank you. abeg help me tell am

Brian Cowe:
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@DYT, me thinks he is also from sudan. what do you think

REALITY101:
What is the meaning of Obowumi please

OBO== PUNANIES
WUNMI==DESIRIOUS
OBOWUNMI==?

i said it. you be hired assasin. for one thread now, you dey talk about gun and for here sef?

bros, na u kill am . stop carrying fake rumour abeg

obowunmi:
When it comes to adultery, everyone blames the woman -- what about the irresponsible and morally and ethically challenged man who all of a sudden forgot he got took a vow before God ? And is preying on single 30 year olds who can't find husbands --- men have a responsibility to their families too!

well said. especially coming from a man.

stranger:
^^^ Ode ni e
I be real gun runner

really? you must either be a policeman, armed robber or an hired assassin   .

stranger:
Get a gun
If you talk to her yourself, she wont bulge
With a gun, she'd better listen

Go in the middle of the night, again, with a G U N
Girls respect guns
and my friend thats the only language they understand

If you need help, I can connect you to a friend of mine in Akoka
He is a professional
He'd do it OJ styleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Again, get a gun!

i doubt if you really know how to use or shoot a gun. small essay wey you write you mention gun like 5times. real people like us wey dey carry am no dey make noise.just mention am one time and respact go follow you

freecocoa:
If u have any of her things(eg bra,panties,earrings etc)in your possession,you can sell them too. lol.the best thing to do is keep running cos she's bad news.

bad girl

@ efemena, I was dead serious. D poster guy dey flow well for romance and sexuality sections wella. I come see am dey do stand up comedy with dry jokes.

Hey bro, welcome onboard! Lesson no one, do not take personal any thing u see here. By d way, if you are not Nigerian then where are you from?

^^^why if I may ask?

End of year Fighting i propose between 190 Vs MR CORK