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freecocoa:
If it hurts you that they don't have a prospective mr right,why not marry them and be their mr right.

well said friend. [s]that is why i have decided to make silvertuke my Mr Wrong[/s]

I choose to be a guy at this point in time Things you do to get under their skirts right? BRB

@ freecocoa, sis, now that my egbon dey this thread, are you freely realeasing silvertuke to iya? Or make I burst ur e-bubble

:d :d :d :d :d :d :d

K-money, for where? if na iya pikin e for resemble iya now BTW, where you don hide again? banned again?

gabriel4u:
This is my true story!

I love this gel die (Blessing), i always feel un-top whenever she's by my side, we started dating 2years back(August, 2008), even when i got admission that year, she still occupies large space in my heart, i never joke with her at-all, even my friends in school, always laugh at me in school dat y should i trust a gel, but i never mind, i make sure i travel back home every weekend to see her, we are now popularly known at my place and her sisters and brothers all knows me. i don't take gels to parent home, but i does for her.
Mostly when i call her, her mom picks the call but i never say anything, her mom notice the same number always call, but she opened up to her mom that I’m the Gabriel her brothers and sisters always talk about, wit that her mom invited me(I’m i not tooo small for this at 23yrs, just tru wit my OND), i took that risk, if this is the best way for me to win her. Even when i was refusing that invitation she frustrated me to come and talk with her mom if truly i love her.
Now, she promise to come to my place a day b4 yesterday at 2pm, i was at home till 20min pass 2pm before went out to see my friends and she called exactly 2:35pm, but i was unable to get home not until 4:45pm, and my sister said she left by 3:45pm, immediately i got home i call her to please come back but she said she was busy and she promise by 8:30pm that day, but she didn’t come, i went to her place at night that day, so when we were discussing i discovered she was agree and try to apologize, but she keep on getting agree more and more, she left me seating and went inside, i waited hoping she will come out and she did, i was calling her and she refuse to answer. But why should a ladies work out of is guys? Well, I left with shame and disgrace back to place thinking of what to do!
Should i say she as found another? or if i should go back wont i be silly? And is she Ego because I’ve shown her excess love? please really confuse, but I’m not at false, then, ?(i know if i should go back to her she will accept, but she stays two days now without seeing me and comfortable, can't she too come or call me) I'm really really confuse, she shown me love at the begging but I’m now in love(She brought me out of play boy life style

Please no insult, but its true and real story, please what should i do?

but na small pikin dey worry you.

why not open their website at www.noun.edu.ng, it should tell you all you need to know. cheers

i have a feeling you are a lazy man looking for who to blame for his misfortunes.

[s]another dry joke released into the Nigerian market[/s] me na for Minting and Printing i wan faint

bro, u a re banned for life ;d ;d ;d

I know its all Initial Gra Gra! In no distant future, u wld be beggin iya tomorow no dey

^^^who tell you say iya is e-married? Single and vehemently searching. Freecocoa is taken so y not you face iya? I promise we wld e-live happily everafter. Wat u do tink

xspirit:
[size=18pt]i must have taken the wrong road abeg am puting my lexus gx jeep gear to high and am moving at 240km per hour i must leave this thread before people think am insane iyatrustee if u no commot for road your name will be sorry@ freecocoa i no see u at all kay done give me" look and get shot" order for where u dey i don back off[/size]

*iyatrustees runs as if she has seen a ghost [s]but do you blame me? afterall him name na xspirit[/s]* panting and gasping for breathe, Kazman helps her with a cold bottle of 17.59

u gather small weight for down? How many kilo [s]or they measure that one by inches, i hope its not 17" like Mr.cork[/s] that side weigh

freecocoa:
Am doing beautiful 2day,i thought i took you outta here yesterday,why did u come back 2day again?oya lets go,don't come here again o,*starts her powerbike,hops on wiv bronzetuke and zooms off*190 is still here begging for a lift but no one wants to give him one,he'll sleep here 2day again.

On a power bike? i can imagine how he is holding you tight all in the name taking a ride.  

kazman7:
@holydante, you never see person marry wife today,come divorce am the following month? na wetin happen to this thread be that,as i no like am again,you go beat me? abeg iyatrustee wait for your personal person jare,i sure say you go back me

how many kilo u dey weigh? iya never ready to get stroke

now you guys are confusing me. thot i saw in one thread that GB102 is DYT? and DYT is GB102? how come you are fighting your shadow? BTW as for your question, i would marry a man that is 20something years older only if he is stinkingly rich because i know he wont last long and once he dies, i would inherit all his wealth

Guys, you must be kidding me! Oya, D-sense, Dyt or Idowuogbo one of you shld volunteer to read and help iya summarise I have a PHOBIA for long essays like this

We have heard.

@ poster, you would need to provide 6 Virgin pythons, the incissors tooth of a pregnant leopard, ten bottles of Hennesey, £500 or its naira equivalent, the switdick of a 40yr old virgin , let me check with the goddess if am leaving anytin out.

Switdick? I like ur username

@kazman, dude come back here. Where u tink say u dey u dey go? Na u start dis confused thread oh

Just as the okada man stops to carry her, a Honda Crosstour parks in front of her and the driver beckons on her to enter for the ride of her life. D wahala be say na woman I be b4 somebody go say I be lesbo

Me thinks he shld use acid on his lips! Dat way the lips no go black pass him body again

^^ am staying away

^^^ silvertuke is ur stagename, bronzetuke is your petname while Browntuke is what we used to code u for the boys wey go arrange ur face if you no park well for freecocoa matter