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[quote author=ella.b]Real straffing mehn.
Na she do alllll d work.Angelo just dey like okporoko dey enjoy.[/quote]B4 una bite me I still have 5 pages to read. I go to sleep past 11, una say Bev straff, and now I have 9 pages to read, nawa o. Untill I reach the page of them straffing in the bed, dis is my opinion of the baff one. This bathroom one is just not straffing haba....it's a heavy make out session. How long is Angelo's kini to have pen et rated at that angle. B4 someone argues this point, I would challenge the person to try it out first in a bathtub of this proportion,dis style, and get back to me.
If I get to see the bedroom one, n if indeed it did happen I'm not surprised. Bev deserves all d insults she is getting and more, because Angelo as a man has tried haba....Bev has pursued the guy sotay with her words and actions, how much more could Angelo take. just last night she was struggling to touch the guy's willy, d guy warn am for where. The guy has been preaching to her from day 1 that sex is not everything, and they shud chill, for where. A lot of u guys say na him or general guy strategy...whatever at least he said it....a smart girl would have taken the hint that if it goes down, it's gonna come on her head, but I guess our Bev just didn't care
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Off topic.....
SA Girl and my R100 shud be ready if I see that straffing bedroom part

feminine A: iyawo tm gist us now.

biko all u bev s-ex people if u cant post pix or video link of the thing then stop

Na from highlight I get the gist. Bev was seeking for reassurance from Angelo that he won't hurt her. She was asking if their relationship is just waka pass, cos she has had n had opportunity for all of those as she moves about with actors n artistes a lot. She can just do them, n move on. Angelo now told her that was stupidity that she should have respect for herself, dat her self worth should not be determined by anyone but herself. Dat her defense mechanism of someone hurting her should not be to jump into bed with just anyone. So she now asked Angelo if he will hurt her, n Angelo said it had nothing to do with him but he is just advising her, but said he didn't plan to hurt her.
It doesn't look like they had segx sha, cos I walked in after that their convoy, Bev now was totally na..ked under the towel in the bed, n tried to touch him down der but he stopped her, dat he has warned her not to touch him der



Back to topic
Owl Neal is in pain....anytime they play american music he will turn n focus, naija music comes on n he faces the other way. Bev n Angelo dirty dancing, Angelo looks like someone wey wan shit

[quote author=ella.b]Beverly rode him weeeeelllllll.
I'm not happy with it tho.[/quote]Pls wat r u guys talking about o?

Okay I've gotten the full gist of how that Bengelo convoy came about....hmmmmm

I guess no 1 was watching when Bev was gisting Angelo about one guy that was always trying to buy her with stuff, tot I would get the full gist here , last nite too Bev and Angelo had a tiff whereby Bev said she could sleep with any guy/artiste and move on, and Angelo was talking about how dat diminishes her. Hubby was d one telling me, I tot I would get the gist here again I was disappointed. Nawa o

Mariarocks: Wait oh. How many times has he had a boner? I thought it was only once with Maria? LOL has he had a boner for Dillish as well?

TF! I meant bonerr

According to gist and HMS eye witness, Melvin kini is mighty, so when he gets a morning bo.n.e.r it Makes it king Kong, derby making him King of Boners. It's a standing joke in the house in regards to our boi

Cleo reaching them now how to stomp. Both channels are showing them Oneza haff dissappear o

This Elikem's goatee is a no no. He now painted it goat colour, reminds me seriously of my dad's first goat Matthew. Funny enuff it looks cool on him

Cleo, Dillish, Angelo, and elikem r blowing my mind right now. Their rap free styling is on point. Surprised about the tailor, even Angelo over try. Dillish is ahn ahn. She can't rap, at least she is trying. Bev and Bimp really looking on in a we. Melvin has gone to hidein the kitchen...he tried at first but overshining of teeth overwhelmed him so he bowed out. Now they r yabbing him as being the king of boners....lol

Hi guys!
I c ya....

I've been wondering why Elikem got power of no, and nobody explained if, n if they did, I didn't see.
Kindly allow me to give details to those who have wondered like me.


The housemates were supposed to go to the garden and find a line of plates. N one plate had 'power of no' written on it. Elikem declared no HOH had ever won Power of No, ran outside before the buzzer went off to peep under all the plates of which he found the right one, n the other HMS screamed to Biggie to punish him,and Biggie did by making him read out his punishment which was him being disqualified from the HOH task on Friday.

@ Russello welcome o. Missed ya!
Tnx for cleo's vid
Just got back home n tuned in. Wetin Bev, Cleo, Elikem, and Dillish chop abi drink? Whatever it is I likey.
Na who put sand for Oluwabimpe's garri? D guy no show teeth at all, just dey looku looku.
Where's Melvin?

[quote author=C'est moi]from big brother forum on facebook.[/quote]Babe tnx jare, not everyone is truly watching or satisfied with the fragments. I for one appreciate

YACAA: I think what Biggie says is " at least one housemate will leave". Correct me if I am wrong

Ure right....

fork adict: I think I heard that as well when watching the highlight show yesterday. But cos i wasnt sure, I will wait for today's show to confirm it. but if, true, i dont like it. I would have prefferred a situation whereby Biggie continues to evict 2 housemates per week and when its a week to the finals, he should give africa the option of evicting the housemate we dont want to get to the finals. There wont be nominations that week. That would have been nicer. right now, only one of the Onezas will go.

Last week, I heard Biggie clearly say that out of the 3 called, that one would leave, yet Sulu and Annabel left .
So let's see what will happen.

ItsModella: @fezakessy

that's her handle.

Babe nawa for you#tripping#
Tnx!

ItsModella: The few people you know voting for Feza don't mean shyte. The hatred for Oneza is making people put in extra effort to vote for Oluwabimpe. So you and your crew should stop trying too hard

Been reading the posts on the social networks. The hate for Oneza is amazing. People from everywhere apart from Botswana, and Tanzania have sworn that they would rather vote for the devil than click on oneza's pics, or waste a dime on them. These are the BBA addict voting people. Only 5 people inside Nairaland dey vote for Feza, let's see how that works out.I wouldn't mind Feza staying though, cos I know as soon as O'neal goes, she'll come back to herself and say O'neal made her do it.
Please incase she bounces on sunday, I need her twitter handle, I have questions for her. Thank you!

Kslib: Elikem::: When men wake-up,the first thing they do is scrath their balls and smell their hands.. This is to confirm that they are men and their manhood is intact......
Cleo:: Women also dip their fingers in their panties...
Bimp:: I dont do that..
Elikem:: Then how do you know that your diick is still there..
Bimp:;: I giggle it...

Iyami o I have no idea what Dillish is talking about. As for the men too. Btw, did u mean to say jiggle?

[quote author=ella.b]Wow! 8pages and all na insults,yab,strategy,no updates.
Haba.
Give updates na.hian!
Arguments and strategy gas dey but there's a time when everyone should know when to stop.[/quote]My dear, ure looking for updates on a Tuesday? Ure in for a long thing.


@ update seekers
For updates visit www.bigbrotherafrica.com, n the official Facebook, n twitter pages and ure bound to get more updates than you could ever get here on Tuesday to Thursday. These 3 days are for our mighty power analysts, strategists, and argumentators. More grease to una elbows o. Imagine someone takes out time to write an important update like for ex. Dillish actually french kissed Melvin(na example I dey use o), and it gets swallowed up in 10 pages of insults, and analysis? What happens to dat vital info, n the dear person who took out time to write it?
I don talk my own, una wey wan update go to the right channels on these aforementioned days. If u come here once in a while during these days let it be for Jara, and to browse tru.
C u on Friday

Kslib: Of course i know.. Pls continue ##ghostmodethinz so that those rough german machines wont hurt you..lol
You know women are fragile esp the pretty ones like you..**winks**

Hian Kslib ure harem Neva full? Wey u keep strawberry sef? Meanwhile I'm yet to c ure pic, make I connect dis BBA8 thread Don Juan with image

*time to sleep for real now*

So from now untill Thursday night na so so calculation, n campaign thingz.....hmmmm(in Biggie's voice) . I go dey watch una from sidelines, n comment wen necessary.
My top 5...Melvin, Dillish, Cleo, Elikem, or Angelo. Dnt care who wins as long as it's not Bev, Bimp, or Oneza.
Goodnight y'all..God help me not to dance antenna for dream , ile be tired in d morning, and I get work.

2 comments on the BBA Wap site cracked me up good this afternoon. Someone said Elikem said he has no beef with Nando, and sent him a shout out. The next poster now said she's sure Nando must be stabbing the t.v at that particular juncture

Another poster begged that Elikem shud not try to pull a Melvin, but he shud save himself, and put up anything or anyone even that biggie's red DR chair and they would vigorously for it in order for Oneza to bounce.....
All d social networks are calling for their heads, n owl neal is busy deluding himself that Africa will save him....just sad I won't be available to watch him, or Feza, or both bounce on sunday. but will def watch d highlight!!! Need to see for myself also

wild child: @IyawoTM...i posted 3 links earlier for download of Antenna but got banned by 'antispambot' and the post got hidden too,you can shoot me a PM or just google "fuse antenna download"

Eiyah, ma binu, Pele. Wen NL closed for 10mins dat time n what I saw u sent was a YouTube link, I had to vigorously look for the song by force. Came across www.hulkshare.com, n got it including Selly's fav song Falling by Mo chedda. Sorry u hear ( na sisterly kiss o)

@Back to topic
Been trying to post since nomination announcement , but this network, hian pass empty hen , n air tel magu magu combine.
Elikem na wicked boi, but I like what he did . Wen Biggie called him to swap, he thanked all the hms, did his thing sharply and came out. He asked O'neal if he was okay, gave him a handshake and told him he would finally get a haircut. He now looked around and said 'but u guys love me sha, for 5 wks u guys make me get a new haircut every week. U guys sef no try, even wen this week I'm d boss. Then he (the famous five) went straight to d dining to go and enjoy their meal very well, while the Oneza's were still superglued to the lounge chair with severe appetite loss.
After the meal Bev tried to change the atmosphere but gave up and went to have a smoke with Bimp in d garden with her boo watching. Point of correction, she assured Angelo wen Bimp left that she is sure Elikem put up Bimp dat he shud chill. Wen angelo went into the house, elikem asked him how he was holding up, Angelo said, u know how it is dis period, Elikem told him to chill that he's good.
Feza is rily in bondage, d famous five including Bimp now all upstairs having a blast. While just 2 of them are downstairs brooding .....I'm sure she wishes she was up der with them

Melvin and angelo , and the famous five, entertaining big time with their MIB moves....lol
So Oneza anytime dey wan conspirise dem go enter jacuzzi. Okay now....
Reading the comments on dem on the BBA site, n it's so brutal.it's Feza I pity cos wen O'neal finds out he was the villain in d show, he won't care. But not only has Feza lost 300 squid, but she has also tarnished her celeb image over an owl guy that I can bet she will not continue with, once she comes out.

wild child: he'll NEVER put up Melvin,they seems to be close lately maybe slightly because of the bond between Pokky and Melvin..others im not really sure

btw ..how is you? you just dey disappear and re appear and the way you've been dancing antenna on this thread ehn,make i download the song sef

I Neva said he will put up Melvin.
I dey o, office tinz, I'm always online via mobile. D only options I have is to read, and comment.
Pls wen u get the antenna download page, hala me d link. Tnx

Dnt think Elikem will put up Angelo after what happened last time. He might put either Bimp , Bev, or Cleo. Dnt think he will put Melvin. If he is WA conscious he won't put Bev up too.
If he puts up Angelo, or Cleo, d Onezas are gone, but if he puts up Bimp only one Oneza will walk unless ure theories of Bimp getting all those other countries are right. Anyway it doesn't matter for me, cos even if one Oneza walks this week, the other will walk the upper wk, unless he or she wins hoh.
So happy with Noms dis wk, can't wait for the announcements, and swap (dancing antenna with my teeth)

ItsModella: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Modella the bba site no wan open again, Is it just me, or has the site been shut down?

ItsModella: Feza nominates Cleo and Dillish. (can't Feza ever look at the camera? )

Na so Beverly go take escape nominations again? Her juju na die mehn.

Bev her time dey come, dn't worry

But this Feza, so she must copy her hubby's moves bah. Their plans have so miserably failed. They really think Elikem will not come up, so dat he can repay them the favour as if O'neal paid the favour to Selly wen he was HOH. So happy Elikem will be up...

ItsModella: Melvin nominates Elikem and Oneal.

Yes....
Was waiting for this. 3, 3. Now Elikem has to save himself, and the two evils will have to go...dancing antenna with teeth

Kslib: ELIKEM WINS THE HEAD OF HOUSE!!!

Dancing 'antenna'. Seun shud Do and put more emoticons nah....make I use my teeth dance

Agbgift: I feel Bimp is going to recruit cleo to join d oneza's group. Jst saying.

She won't. She hates Oneza too much, dey dn't even communicate. She's caught them several times gossiping about her n even told Biggie. But unfortunately she didn't nominate them but rather she strategically nominates Melvin n Bev to increase her chance of winning.

GH PATRIOT: Guyz, Selly can't do JACK!!! Sue him of what? She signed a contract which allows Housemates to say whatever to whoever(@wildchild I need your expertise).
I watched her on an entertainment show on friday where the Host asked her if she was going to sue Nando, "My mum says she is going to sue" and with her body language it was visibly written that she herself was not ready for any legal battle.
Asked why Nando made that STD comment, she said that "I think what he has is UTI(urinary tract infection) which he may/might have attracted from toilet seat *my guess is that BBA Staff may/might have told her and bound to secrecy.

Some contracts can be breached by some conditions. U forget that Biggie's credibility is seriously at stake here, so it's either it is true that Nando hit it, and contracted the STI, abi nah STD from Selly or Selly has been heavily compensated...
They shud stop trying to fool peeps
.....

ochongonoko: ghanains should brace up to keep voting elikem cos oneza and bimp will keep nominating him till they leave BBA

Not only Ghana. Everyone in general, u think say stamina and money be beans? People get tired....also the rest are saving sms money for wen their reps come up. that's why I'm asking Elikem to tone it down a bit, so people can be encouraged. He shouldnt go the way of Pokello, n Hakeem dat were put up wk after wk, until they shot themselves in the foot with their mouth.