ochongonoko:

See the way you cancelled out 'intelligent'


Iyawo, rebuke GOM's prayers o, your boy must look like me

I rebuke all of una prayers of looking like .
Baby Neva finish looking like him papa n mama, wey he wan resemble another pesin.
I jump pass all of una

njokusboy: Choi, iyawo.... Welcome oh... Happy battday... We don miss you..

Tnx o, but batt day ko
U be celebrating ure batt day, me i'm celebrating birthday

njokusboy: Choi, iyawo.... Welcome oh... Happy battday... We don miss you..

Tnx o, but batt day ko
U be celebrating ure batt day, me i celebrating birthday

jovialjov: Wow! So much for the night....happy birthday,Iyawo sweeto and safe delivery soon.
Ochon,I always knew...I was convinced by the way you argued with that girl on feminism ish
Reincarnated,we miss you already...join the happy hour joor
Lekpa please reply our maria and put him outta his state

Tnx dearie!

ToyinDipo:
I can see clearly, he is really working hard.


Happy birthday to IyawoTm

Thank u TD*hugs*

ochongonoko:

Happy birthday ma'am.. We missed you so much

Miss u too, tnx!

waxdude: Happy birthday Iyawo TM, God bless u real good.. @ochon u think say na small children dey dis thread...lik duhhhhh it was kinda obvious dt u were caruj...

Amen, tnk u!

spade: Happy Birthday, IyawoTM!

Please, remember to think of me as you have the child, so your pikin go tall and handsome like meeeeeee!

Okay, on a more serious note, though, I wish you save delivery.

Ewo....lol
Amen, and thank u on a more serious note!

ochongonoko:

Awww.. Happy birthday iyawoTM.. One of my favourite cool headed female posters.. A source joy to us all

Have fun and wishing you many more years.. You deserve the best our wife

Awww,tnk u so much
Appreciate!

C'est moi:
Happy birthday to Iyawotm.God's blessings,love and protection,always....long life and prosperity.Amen.Hope you had a blast today.Have a safe delivery.

Thank you so much, and Ami o Jesu!

dre11:
woah!
Thanks a brunch
#let me hug you close for this piece of information#
Wishing IyawoTM
a happy
Birthday
all the best as you start another new year
and the Baby to crown it

Amen thank u o

god_of_music: Happy birthday IyawoTM

ThankGod you are fine, I hope your pikin looks like me

I'm proud to be your church member

(Believer's Loveworld AKA Christembassy)



#TeamGOM

Lol....wen we sef don't know what u look like
..lol! Thank u!

Agbgift: My people, as promised, I mailed IyawoTM.
And guess what?
Today is her Birthday!
She is fine and the baby is kicking fine. She promise to upload his pics here as soon as he arrives.
She extends her greetings to you all. And that she misses everyone in here.

Please let's wish her a Happy Birthday, even if she is not here.

I'm here o
Pele for the silence. Been so busy.
How I wan take read 200 pages now
Thank you all so much for the greetings. I appreciate, God almighty bless u all real good!

Agbgift: @IyawoTM, make junior come for my birthday month/ date make we celebrate am together.

Which month be dat?

Reincarnated:

3rd week in November is not full term? Isn't that 9 months already? Just be prepared. I've seen it. Tell ur mom to come sharp sharp

D calculation sef dey tire me....doc said Dec 15, everybody say November.
Me I put am for repeat, make mommy land first, cos me I no fit shout o......whether na November or December

spade: So it started when I was trying to catch up on this very thread o.

Reading the past 50 or so pages I missed when my subscription ran out that last time, while on the side, putting some finishing touches on my 'Chase em down' tactics

But na one particular post make my blood hot eeeehhhh!

When asked by Reincarnated, she tried to downplay things, and said she was just my admirer.

JUST?

Just an ADMIRER?

Wait... On TOP of that, she mentioned Sholay2011?

Hold on oh. Cherekwa just a minute...
My future wife tried to put me in the "Admire-ree" Zone?

ADMIRE-REE ZONE?

AD-MAYA-REE... [size=16pt]ZONE!!![/size]

Na im I ask ooooh. My people

Spade + StateOfMind OR Sholay2011 + StateOfMind, which one reeks of "Mellishism"?


If you join Spade and StateOfMind, the result no be SpadeOfMind? A match made in Heaven?

Now compare am with joining Sholay2011 and StateOfMind. Wetin you go produce no be "StateOf2011"? Imagine o! We dey for 2013, dem still dey discuss the state of things in 2011! Abeg, my people, no be jonsing be dat?

Now I don conclude wetin my heart dey tell me to do since -- As soon as I regain my health, I'm handing my laptop over to a shoe-shiner in my street, and trekking with a bottle of palmwine, from Calabar to Gombe, Ibadan, Abeokuta, or wherever she's hiding, and I go carry am, kicking and screaming, to my house. Na by-force wedding things. I mean it.

*Dead*

StateOfMind: Hmn...see spade coming here to act like the victim.. ..dude, you finished those people one by one. I followed that thread from the moment it started getting replies and I was shocketed at the way you singlehandedly buried all of them.

Its very Typical of nairalanders to bring in tribal sentiments and throw their reasoning faculties out of the window whenever an artiste or a political figure is being criticised, though sometimes some criticisms are also based on this same tribal nonsense.

And then, another popular but lame comeback is assuming your financial worth and comparing it with that of the person involved. But its nl, always be prepared for anything.



Agbgift, pele, get well soon dear..

Hi iyawo, se baby n kick?

Jekyll..sup, how's ella? Hope you taking good care of her?

I'm fine o!tnx!

Reincarnated:

The baby is coming 3rd week of November

U don turn prophet ni? Lol
Abeg, make baby reach full term o.
N my mum shud land first I beg!

@ Agbgift
It is well! Ule be fine!
@dre11
Lol...yes o!

Reincarnated:

Is the baby here? Is the baby here? Is the baby here?

Baby next month or early dec

Don't worry Mods will not close thread till baby pic is up

@ reincarnated

*Strolls into thread, sees 20pages, sighs, and walks out*

I dey come una hear. Will take permission leave, to catch up !
For the mean time, una well done. I hail!

dominique:

Lols, I can just imagine. This is the stage where you literally counting down the days. Aa gbohun iya ati omo o. Someone translate

translation please

olegunner: IyawoTM........ma crush....ihv a thing for married women......

Ew oooo
Lol

dominique: Na wa o. You guys no dey tire ni. Pesin go comot thread for one da, na 30 page assignment una go give am .

Good thing I'm not the only person that thinks. Obrafour and Gh Kwame/patriot/ba were one and the same. I asked him in the black stars thread, he denied. Continue to deny you hear, who do you think you're fooling

Its impossible for me to catch up with all these pages (no thanks to mariarocks and njokusboy ). Any new couple gist(s)? Iyawo nko? She don offload? What's up with the housemates, hope. Bev is back in Nigeria?

Sleep don dey catch me, let's see how many pages I'll have to catchup with tomorrow

Na really offload, I don turn computer ni....lol



I nefa offload o, time still dey. Days are so slow, hian. I belive ure fine doh?

DANNY ARAFAT: Helo ladies and gentlemen...special shout to iyawoTm,papa GOD GO MAKE U BIGGER

Dannyxy is that you?
Which one is Danny Arafat again
Ile soon reincarnate too* thinking*
Bigger in terms of size, I reject, but bigger in terms of wealth, and all else...
AMEN! Tnx!

njokusboy:

At first, I tot of ignoring this but then u may be tempted to think you achieved a great fit but I had to read it a second time nd d more I read, the angrier I become.. So am not gonna pretend u didn't hit a nerve... You went for the jugular but the problem is you didn't do it for no logic... It just occured to me you were harbouring a grudge..

Now there was no argument btw me nd noname.. Noname came into the argument btw me nd reincarnated.. At one point it became 2 against 1 nd I tried to get her to backdown nd quit assisting reincarnated... She backed down eventually until I said her post was gibberish in a reply to reincarnated... Now if u go thru my argument with reincarnated u wud see a lot of stuffs lyk "crap, use ur head, shit, u re sick" blah blah blah... Neither he nor I tot it was an insult, so when I said NONAMES post was gibberish, I didn't expect her to take it as such, I asked her once to read my signature.. To tell her I was just "JONZING".. She didn't get d message.. Maybe I was wrong but I'd prefer to call it a misunderstanding... I neither insulted NONAME nor reincarnated nd I never complained of being insulted myself except when lekpa dished hers "tinking thru ur anus".. Dat is wat I call an insult.. Even though it was one, I'd call it a misunderstanding cos she duly apologised.. When reincarnated misunderstood me, I apologised.. So there goes ur theory.. As for the likes issue, dis one is also funny, it was the fun part of d argument, a line I borrowed from REINCARNATED sumtym ago who asked why pple were liking my post. He also asked y my posts were liked too nd nobody complained.. The post was against maria nd I tot those liking it were pple dat liked maria.. Dat was y spade was eager to assure me he wasn't the one.. Again I said I had enemies here in reference to the maria likers who were presumably liking the post... Enemies not like ENEMIES but pple whom I nd d argument was against, nd I had no problem with those pple.. Wat is the rationality behind dem being my enemies becos of an insignificant argument on nairaland on an insignificant topic?

Now dis is the funniest part, if u followed the argument like u claimed, u wud notice where I said it was beginning to make me look silly.. But heck, can't someone do sumtin silly once in a while which one wud not normally do just to have fun Dat argument was fun to those who followed it.. Nd by JUPITER, when did I claim I was intelligent, maybe u got dat impression from my post becos even though it was one sided, I held my fort well... So I issue a disclaimer to dat,, I AM NOT INTELLIGENT, matter of fact there is nothing intelligent about an argument btw whether or not melvin likes maria or maria likes melvin or they lyk evrybody here...
I didn't fell ganged up against, matter of fact the person I was arguing with is my biggest pal on here... IN CASE U HAVNT NOTICED... Nd my opponent was REINCARNATED not noname..
Finally I have told u I am not intelligent, I never said so, how then can noname be a match for me when an unintelligent man like me was arguing on an unintelligent topic?

So after considering all this, only one tin remained, I was convinced u were harbouring a grudge.. I had to go through my previous post nd there it was.. It was an argument btw me nd THEAMAKA when I just joined dis thread, insults were hauled, DOMINIQUE came nd joined d frenzy.. It got all messy ND a certain DOMMFA(which I tot was anoda moniker 4 DOMINIQUE) joined too nd received her fair share.. An argument for which I am ashamed, But that was way back when the game was still on..
So u were still hating on dis dude nd behold a perfect opportunity to vent ur anger was gifted to you...nd u jumped to it.. HOW WONDERFUL.
While I am tempted to apologise for that fracas, you have made it extremely difficult... Again, I'd treat it as a MISUNDERSTANDING... And to all those who I have rubbed off the wrong way,, I can be really pushy nd extreme at times in my arguments, "evryone here is", but if u have taken it the wrong way, I'd say it was all a misunderstanding...

IT IS WELL

I honestly couldn't read dis, some one pls summarize in 2 sentences....
Omoh Njokusboy who vex u? Make una no vex my Njokusboy I beg....c as una turn am to senior grand papa ostrich hian....

StateOfMind: But what's with the mischievous likes peeps? 14? Haba?

Cest moi, even you?

Ochon, I see you..na your way na.

And your duo, dannygift, you should check each other out.

I hope iyawotm is ok though.

I'm fine o.
Thank you!

Agbgift: @IyawoTM please if you are among to four guest, login in and say Hi to us na. I dey miss you.

Hello dear,miss u guys too
I no dey do ghost mode, wen u c me, u c me. I signed in n saw plentyyyyyy pages, I tried to focus, but couldn't so I run.
Baby never come o, na work. These weeks r so slow even me sef tire
Please everyone bear with me....i dey c una, and I go respond one by one.
@ Kslib
A quick one, Cyril ko, Cereal ni

@at all
Thanks for ure concern I'm touched. Harel says hi, n he cnt wait to meet y'all. Promised I would post his debut pic here, n I will by God's grace!

Reincarnated:

Time difference

Gosh, why do I keep forgetting? Is it preggy thinz I hear about? i beg o!

@Maria
Still posting at 3:45am in d morning, sure say no be Insomnia dey worry you?