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Sirvingeo:
My annoyance is you are an igbo man and yet you gave birth to children like someone that is frustrated. How can someone give birth to 12 children !!!

You don't have to be harsh, I'm here to laugh and kill boredom and no I don't have 10 children hehehe.

You see I've written several interesting articles but they don't make front page. I knew this one will make front page sharp.

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Ugwu 500
Egusi 500
Suya 1k
Red oil 500
Spices 500

Suya kwa? Do you cook soup with suya?

I have just 3k and I want to cook soup that will last at least one week for a family of 12, that is me, my wife and our 10 children. My wife is 8 months pregnant and I don't want to disturb her. Please recommend the cheapest soup for a family of 12. Thanks

5G is the hottest topic in Nigeria right now, some say 5G causes cancer & Coronavirus, some say it's the antichrist, even pastor Christ of Christ Embassy recently shared his own opinion.

Anyways that's why it's called Conspiracy Theory because it holds no fact or proof.

But it's funny how a 3rd world country like Nigeria that lacks basic amenities such as stable electricity is fighting over 5G technology that won't be readily available in Nigeria till some more years to come.
Ordinary 4G sef we don't have. What we are managing here is 2G and 3G.
For me Nigerians should concentrate on more important things that will grow our economy and improve our lives...

SO WHAT IS 5G?
5G means 5th Generation Mobile Technology. Most mobile telecom companies in Nigeria claim to be running on 4G. Before now, we've had 3G (voice and mobile data) and 2G (digital voice) and 1G (analog voice).

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 4G AND 5G?
The three major differences between 3G, 4G and 5G are faster speeds, higher bandwidth and lower "latency," or lag time in communications between devices and servers.

Let me make it clearer, 5G is smarter, faster and more efficient than 4G. 5G internet speed is about 200 times faster than whatever we are currently using in Nigeria.

ADVANTAGES OF 5G:
1. SPEED: With 5G, you could download a 2 hour film in less than 10 seconds, a task that takes almost 1 hour on Glo and MTN so called 4G.

2. Compare travelling from Nigeria to London or America by private jet and doing the same journey with bicycle lol

3. Compare those old black and white television we used 20 years ago to these smart TV of today.

4. Compare old Nokia torch we used 15 years ago to the smart phones of today.

5. Without 4G network, ride sharing apps like uber, bolt, olift, oride etc will not be possible.

6. With 5G, ride sharing apps like uber, bolt etc will not need drivers again, the cars will drive itself.

Yes 5G is going to unfold alot of advanced technologies. Cars will drive itself. I just walk into my smart car and key in my destination or use voice command, my car will drive me to my destination. It's neither magic nor witchcraft, it's just advanced technology. Same way you can stay in your house and phone someone in another country, you can even see the person via video call. Abi that one too is antichrist.

SO WHY ARE CHRISTIANS AGAINST 5G?
Since time immemorial, all inventions and technological innovations have been associated to the anti christ by Christians.

1. When fingerprint technology was invented religious people called it the antichrist but today those same hypocrites are all using phones and other gadgets that use fingerprints technology.

2. When Aeroplanes were discovered, some religious people would not fly it saying it is the antiChrist trying to put all of us in one box.

3. When telephone was invented, they called it antichrist. How can I be in London and speak with someone in America without a wire, it's not normal so its antichrist lol. Today those same religious fanatics are all using telephones.

4. They call Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and most of the world billionaires antichrist yet these same hypocrites use Microsoft products, they are always on Facebook that belongs to one of the people they call antichrist?

The funny part is, lesbians with different intimacy gadgets, gaymen, corrupt politicians, kidnappers, fraudsters etc are all shouting antichrist all over the place. God will be very ashamed of our hypocrisy.

DOES 5G CAUSE CORONAVIRUS?
Every new technology has some certain risks including 5G, and this is normal in technology invention. The 4G we are currently using, even cars and aeroplanes all come with their side effects.

5G have the same risk as 4G, the Sun and the infrared that our TV remote uses, they are all electromagnetic radiations. The Sun and infrared from our remote controls uses a higher frequency than the radio wave band that 5G & 4G occupies.

1. Several scientists around the world have conducted several tests on 5G and as at today, April 9, there is no scientific evidence to show that 5G causes cancer or Coronavirus.

2. There are 183 countries with Coronavirus cases but in the whole world only 40 countries have 5G technology.

3. Yemen has 5G technology but till now there is no single Coronavirus positive case in Yemen and also no one has died of Coronavirus in Yemen. If 5G is killing people why is it not killing Yemeni citizens?

4. Lesetho is a small country in southern Africa, they have tested 5G technology but nobody has either died or tested positive to Coronavirus in that country?

5. Countries like Iran has recorded more than 30,000 coronavirus cases, Turkey has more than 20,000 cases, while Brazil has more than 10,000 cases. None of these countries have launched 5G technology. How come they recorded these huge numbers in the absence of 5G network?

MOVING FORWARD: Whether we like it or not, 5G has come to stay though the rollout in Nigeria will take years. But there's no going back.

The Chinese scientists are already in the works to develop 6G lol. And yes the western countries especially Americans are not happy that China is leading in 5G technology. That's one of the cause of the trade war between USA and China. The Americans are angry that the Chinese are leading in 5G technology.

Guys, the world is not coming to an end because of Coronavirus. Before COVID-19 there were more deadly diseases that ravaged the world.

The mortality rate of Covid-19 is only 5% at the moment. When compared to common African epidemics like malaria which according to the UNICEF kills 3,000 children daily in Sub-Saharan Africa and causes around 1-3million deaths per year, then Covid-19 is 'a joke'.

Here is my comparison Of Covid-19 To Past Major OUTBREAKS!

1. Coronavirus vs. Spanish flu – 1918
The Spanish flu pandemic of 1918 was one of the deadliest disease events in human history, infecting about one-third of the world’s population.
In the first year of the pandemic and within 24 weeks the disease killed more people than HIV/AIDS did in 24 years.
This particular virus infected over 500 million people worldwide, and killed between 60 to 100 million people.

Global cases: 500 million
Global deaths: 60- 100 million
Key symptoms: fever, nausea, aches, diarrhea
Transmission: spread through respiratory droplets
Most affected groups: otherwise healthy adults ages 20 to 40

2. Coronavirus vs. Black Plague – 1327
Estimates say that the black plague reduced the world population by 25% while Europe was even harder hit and lost 30-60% of its population.
It took over 200 years for the European population to recover from the black plague.

3. 2002–2004 severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
SARS is another type of coronavirus that came out of China and spread quickly through respiratory droplets. Though the SARS death rate was higher than COVID-19, COVID-19 has already claimed more lives.

Global cases: 8,098 cases across 29 countries.
Global deaths: 774; That is 15 percent mortality rate.
Key symptoms: fever, respiratory symptoms, cough, malaise
First detection: November 2002 in Guangdong province of China
Transmission: spread through respiratory droplets and contaminated surfaces
Most affected groups: patients 60 and older had a 55 percent higher death rate.

4. 2009 (H1N1) flu pandemic
Global cases: about 24 percent of global population;
Global deaths: over 284,000; death rate was .02 percent
Key symptoms: fever, chills, cough, body aches
First detection: January 2009 in Mexico.
Most affected groups: children had the highest rates;

5. 2014–2016 Ebola. Ebola was extremely deadly, killing up to 50 percent of those who got sick.
Global cases: 28,652 cases across 10 countries
Global deaths: 11,325 deaths; death rate was about 50 percent
Key symptoms: fever, aches and pains, weakness, diarrhoea, vomiting.
First detection: the first patient identified December 2013 in Guinea; first outbreak March 2014.
Transmission: spread through bodily fluids (blood, sweat, faeces)

What about HIV/AIDS: More than 50 million people around the world are HIV positive. And the virus has killed millions so far and is still killing.

FINALLY, Coronavirus is still an active outbreak, and it’s important to take steps to reduce both your chance of contracting it and the spread of disease if you do fall ill.

The WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION advice is to:
Wash your hands frequently with alcohol-based hand rub or soap and water.
Maintain social distancing (at least 1 metre/3 feet between yourself and anybody who is coughing or sneezing).
Avoid touching your eyes, nose, and mouth.
Cover your mouth and nose when you cough or sneeze, ideally with your bent elbow or a tissue.
Seek medical care early if you have a fever, cough, and difficulty breathing.
Take protection measures if you are in or have recently visited areas where coronavirus is spreading.

Ladylite:
It's the message I attacked o... Mr insecurities


If you can not read... I spoke up for the poor. Am not poor and am also not nice... Being nice keeps u poor. Even you sef... U are not morally upright too. So chill

Miss morally upright that can read, you said you did not attack me but you called me myopic? Well I forgive you.
Like I said, we are all the same, if the table turns today and you put all these poor people into positions of authority that is when you will see their true colors. Most Nigerians are corrupt by default, we only complain when it is not benefiting us.

The 6 Isolation Centers are located in;

1) Okigwe Hospital,
2) Aboh Mbaise General Hospital,
3) Orlu General Hospital,
4) Federal Medical Center Owerri,
5) General Hospital Umuguma and
6) Ultra-Modern Well-being Center, Owerri, Orlu Road.

These 6 Isolation Centers are equipped with World Class Medical Equipment and Qualified Medical/Health workers including Foreign Medical Personnel.
Also on ground, are well trained and equipped Medical Experts from the National Center for Disease Control (NCDC).
In addition to the existing State Task Force on COVID-19, His Excellency, further set up Task Force on COVID-19 for the 27 LGAs and Wards with 28 state-of-the-art Ambulances provided to fortify the state in readiness for any Emergency.

...

Kudos to Senator Hope Uzodimma for setting up 6 standard Isolation Centres in Imo State. Hopefully we will not record any Coronavirus case in Imo State but it's good to be prepared and ready just incase.

Last week I criticised him for not doing enough especially for not setting up an isolation centre in Imo. Today I am writing this to appreciate him for doing the needful eventhough that's what's he's elected to do and he didn't do it with his personal money.

I am someone that say things as it is without fear or favour because nobody is feeding me. He tried on this one.

Last time I heard he donated hand sanitizers and some other items to the LGA'S but nobody in my community got anything. And again few days ago I heard he donated some bags of rice and other things to every LGA in Imo State and again nobody in my town got anything.

It's not like I need any of these things, His Excellency should just make sure that these things gets to the poor people that truly needs them. I suspect that some greedy people close to him are hijacking the items.

Ladylite:
Your myopic point of view is noted.


So will you keep being nice while the so called leaders cheat you and waste away what should be yours?

Pls answer...

See, every poor person is an angry person because they were either betrayed or cheated. So stop expecting people to be nice. Our Animals of leaders have made naija a jungle... Survive with your wits.

Please show us proof that you are better than the corrupt leaders you are criticizing?
We are all the same, dont come here and attack me. Attack the message and lets all change from our evil ways.

From what is happening in Nigeria recently, it seems to me that poor Nigerians are more wicked and heartless than the politicians they are always criticizing. Give a poor man power or small opportunity and see his true color. Tomorrow they will tell me how bible says it will be difficult for the rich to make heaven, as if the bible told them anywhere that heaven is for the poor?


Look at ordinary garri that is not imported from overseas, garri is now more expensive than foreign rice Its same thing with fufu and others. What the poor people dont understand is that na dem go still suffer this stupid increases because if you increase your garri, the tomato seller as well as pepper and maggi sellers will all increase.

I went to the market yesterday and concluded that Nigeria is irredeemable. Even Jesus cannot redeem this country. Tufiakwa

That's why I don't even criticize Buhari bc if given the opportunity these poor people will be worse than Buhari.
Every opportunity we get we want to use it to extort others yet we will be crying and complaining about SARS, EFCC, APC, NEPA etc.

The only time poor people criticize corrupt politicians is when it is not benefiting them. Let a corrupt criminal rig election they will support him simply because he comes from their region or tribe or religion. Poor people are part of the problem in Nigeria, na dem dey collect 1k bribe and vote criminals into power, yet they expect the corrupt fool that bribed his way into office to work for them Even if Jesus christ come to Nigeria in 2023 Nigerians will not vote for Him, rather they will vote for a greedy/corrupt criminal that give them small small bribe.

Let me give you one example. One of the machine operators in my printing company did a printing job of 280k but he recorded 200k, because my manager was not around when that job came. How did i found out? That same customer came to the office recently to do another job and complained that the job we did for him last time was very expensive, i asked him how much was the job, he said 280k, i checked my record books and alas my machine operator wrote 200k and ate 80k? this is someone i gave free accommodation plus 85k monthly salary? Tomorrow this one will sit somewhere and condemn politicians? If you make this kind of person a governor wont he sell the entire state in 2 years? So you see, the poor people are not better or more righteous than the politicians, if the table turns the poor might be worse....

NB: I am not in any way insulting poor people, I am not rich myself, I am just saying that we should not pretend as if we are better than these corrupt politicians, because maybe if given the same opportunity we fit thief pass these people we are insulting lol.

PS: Let us not just criticize and do nothing. I understand times are hard and many of these poor women are managing, let us support them whenever we can, no matter how small:

Please read this interesting article I called: Critize & Do Something! https://iykbethanygistville.com/2020/02/14/critize-do-something/

The Federal Government announced today that they have distributed some billions of Naira to poorest Nigerians?

I was just wondering how they identified those poorest Nigerians and how were they paid? Cash or bank transfer?

I didn't get any alert and my mom didn't get any alert either. I don check my phone SMS tire since morning.

Abeg how much did you receive from the Federal Government and where is my share? Make hunger nor kee person mbok

Whatever the case may be, you guys should make sure that this virus does not get to the poor villages bc if it does its gonna be a TSUNAMI.

I support neither APC nor PDP bc they are all the same set of crooks.

I'm worried at the rate at which western countries are evaluating their citizens from Nigeria.

Last week France evacuated her citizens from Nigeria.

Yesterday Israel evacuated their citizens.

The same yesterday a chartered flight arrived to Evacuate American citizens out of Nigeria?

Germany is planning to evacuate all of her citizens out of Nigeria within the next few days.

You may call me alarmist if you like but I suspect that these western countries must have seen that there's a great danger ahead. They know that we can't handle what's coming. If this virus gets to the rural areas it's gonna be a TSUNAMI. May God help us

1. MTN is neither sharing money nor data
2. Your bank is not sharing money
3. Federal government is not sharing money. How can Nigeria govt give us free money when they haven't even provided us with basic amenities such as electricity, good road etc?

Pls avoid ALL these random links of free DATA, MTN recharge card, Free Money etc that IDIOTS are sharing on WhatsApp and social Media. It is the handiwork of HACKERS and YAHOO BOYS and their aim is to scam you.

If you click on those virus infested link a virus will automatically install on your phone and they begin to monitor your chats and email communications. They will steal your bank LOGIN and WIPE OUT every money in your bank account.

And please Don't be GREEDY and unfortunate. if you are not GREEDY it will be almost impossible for anyone to scam you

And those of you that like to forward messages please verify before sharing.

Stop forwarding as received without proper verification.

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Pls where is the lion himself, the liquid metal? What is ordinary Coronavirus that the liquid metal cannot crush?

gammarays:
Good, kindly assist with prices of cheap quality bags.
Price should include tfare to Owerri or pH

I have quality bags and shoes in both Owerri and Port Harcourt but with this Coronavirus outbreak I will advise that you wait for 2 weeks. I will advise everyone to be cautious and not move around this period bc the virus moves with people. If you stay in your house the virus will not come there. I'm on self isolation for now

You've been paying tithes for years and defending fake pastors but he can't even buy u ordinary hand Sanitizer?

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In my post yesterday I asked how to make hand Sanitizer because I wanted to produce in large quantities and share to poor people in my LGA and some poor hospitals.

I posted the question here on nairaland and also on my Facebook wall but I got lots of interesting response on Facebook so I have decided to share this..

THESE ARE THE THINGS YOU WILL NEED

1. Methylated spirit (about #200- 300)
2. Glycerine ( around #300- 400)
3. Hydrogen peroxide (#200- 300)
4. Big Empty table water bottle
5. Clean Water
6. Tea Spoon
7. Table Spoon
8. Small Cup

METHOD OF PREPARATION FOR 2 BOTTLES OF METHYLATED SPIRIT..

1. Pour the 2 bottles of Methylated Spirit in the empty table water bottle.

2. Add 2 TEA SPOONFUL of glycerine inside

3.. Add 2 TABLE SPOONFUL of hydrogen peroxide

4.. Add 4 CUPS of CLEAN WATER

5. COVER the WATER BOTTLE and SHAKE VERY WELL to MIX all TOGETHER

6. If you want it to smell nice you can add any perfume of your choice.


Your HAND� SANITIZER IS READY.

PLS TAKE NOTE. IF YOU ARE USING 1 BOTTLE OF METHYLATED SPIRIT..

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Add 1 Tea Spoonful of Glycerine.
1 Table Spoonful of Hydrogen Peroxide and 2 Cups of clean Water

You can add any fragrance of your choice as indicated above.

Especially those ones that raise the dead lol. If you can raise the dead what is ordinary Coronavirus that you cannot flog with koboko.
Yahoo pastors

African Religious Bigots, they hate the truth especially when you talk about their fake pastors. In developed nations we openly criticize the ills of any pastor but these bigots will use everything within their reach to defend fake pastors but you will never see them defend their biological father.

They think they are doing God a favour by defending fake pastors. Their dumbest excuse is touch not my anointed as if they were there when God anointed these tricksters.

Well, this is the best time for ya fake pastors to show their powers. They arrange fake miracles to deceive morons and when we complain you descend on us. Well why is your fake miracle workers silent abi they never hear say many of our top politicians have Coronavirus?

Its time for them to prove us wrong. No need for those fake miracles, come heal Coronavirus patients and make a name for yourself... Lol even your fake pastors are all scared Hahahaha.

Why am I even wasting my time? Very soon they will cook up some lame stories for their mumu followers and they will still believe.

Please Who Knows How To Make Hand Sanitizer at home?
What chemicals do you need and how much do they cost?

I Want To Produce Hand Sanitizers In Large Quantity & Give To Poor Homes And Hospitals In My LGA.

If possible I will add liquid soap and tissue paper but let me start with hand Sanitizer first.

When we talk about most Nigerian pastors being GREEDY & more interested in money than salvation their LOW IQ minions will start rambling as if defending fake pastors is automatic ticket to heaven.

Take for instance, winners Chappel. Winners Chapel church were shut in UK, USA, Ghana etc. They obey laws in foreign lands but in Nigeria they don't care. Yesterday Oyedepo held a mega service at the church’s headquarters (Canaanland) in defiance of the state government’s order for gatherings, social and religious, to be restricted to 50 persons

COZA Abuja did the same thing bc of GREED, Police had to use teargas to disperse their members.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T GO TO CHURCH OR CROWDED PLACES FOR NOW:

The number of confirmed coronavirus cases in South Korea is above 8,000. The Korea Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reported that, 60 percent of all confirmed cases in the country were tracked to Shincheonji Church of Jesus, where just one woman infected over 40 people during a church service and those 40 people infected more and more people. That lady is now known as Patient 31 in Korea. Over 5,000 coronavirus cases in South Korea is linked to that 35 years old woman.

The Italians made the same mistake. They were warned but the citizens think they know too much. They say its normal flu lol, they were going to churches, clubs, parties etc hugging and kissing and now they are dying like fowl.

Italy is a developed European country with world class hospitals and doctors, if they are dying like this just imagine our fate in Nigeria, A shit hole country without any single world class hospital. There is not any hospital in Nigeria that has ordinary 200 beds.

Most of you don't know how serious this CORONAVIRUS shit is, I have been shouting for weeks bc I have friends that work with WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION, CDC and UNICEF and they keep saying that Millions will die unless we take proactive measures NOW by staying indoors for few weeks. Shouting God forbid won't do shit, what will do shit is you having sense. Use your Gods given brain for once.

I confronted some people yesterday and wanted why they were going to church despite all the warnings. You know what one girl told me? She said 'i no no coronavirus and coronavirus nor go know me'. The other one said she carry plenty anointing so coronavirus wont near her house lol. These dingbats make me laugh, as if they are holier than the Italians and Europeans that are dying in hundreds daily.

If you get the virus you will need oxygen, ventilators etc. How many hospitals in Imo State has ventilators and oxygen? Not up to 5 lol.

We need to wake up before it's too late. I think its even too late sef bc only God knows how many people contracted the virus yesterday.

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