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SportsRe: Mikel, Moses & Utaka Nominated For CAF Awards by izenco2005(m): 6:18pm On Oct 05, 2012
Series22: How person go win african best player, wen him d only pass back pass, without a single goal 4 training ground or monkey post, not 2 talk of a goal in d league... MMM RECORDS.. Mtchew
idotacal human being, wolf undecided
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Linda Ikeji's Birthday Party by izenco2005(m): 3:51pm On Sep 29, 2012
Ar u a gayuote author=kaiye007]I really like Charley boy. I wish he will contest for House oF Assembly election i will mobilize people to vote for him. He deserve it. Charley boy has helped so many poor people in that country. God bless Charley[/quote]
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Man And Love Of Party by izenco2005(op): 12:17pm On Sep 28, 2012
achi4u: Oh! the guy faint? he's not serious ni.If I were him I will plan and dupe my father,when he dies of heart_attack I'll use part of the money and bury him.grin
God is watching u grin
Jokes EtcYoruba Man And Love Of Party by izenco2005(op): 3:42pm On Sep 27, 2012
Old Yoruba man on his bed called his son:&. my son go and sell dat empty land and close my account and bring all de money here , de guy was happy hoping dat his father wanted to settle himcheesy . He came back with 2 million, the man collected de money and ask his son go out their call the committees that will see about they drink, food, music, etc, son was so curious and ask his father are u preparing for your burial when your are still alive.sad his father look at him and laugh, no my son I want to do the biggest party in town before I die. They guy faintcry
Jokes EtcRe: Type Of Boy Friends Als Have by izenco2005(op): 12:26am On Sep 15, 2012
Now no unlike button wat will u do?isi aki
switnjl: I wish there was an unlike button

mtcweeeeew!!!

*leave tread*
Jokes EtcRe: Type Of Boy Friends Als Have by izenco2005(op): 12:21am On Sep 15, 2012
2goBf yahoo BF narialand. BF,
IslamWho Is Prophet Muhammad,may Peace And Blessing Be Upon Him? by izenco2005(op): 8:44pm On Sep 14, 2012
Who is Prophet Muhammad, may peace and blessings be upon him?من هو محمّد، صلي الله عليه وسلّم؟He is the one who defended the rights of all humanity 1400 years ago.هو الذي دافع عن حقوق كل البشر منذ 1400 عام.He defended men's, women's and children rightsحفظ حقوق الرجال وحقوق النساء وحقوق الصغارHe commanded and fostered the love between relatives and neighborsأمر بالحب والود بين الأقارب والجيرانHe established a coexistence relationship between Muslims and Non-Muslimsوأسس علاقة تعايش بين المسلمين وغير المسلمينHe organized the relationship between the members of the family putting duties on sons and daughters towards the parentsونظم العلاقات الأسرية التي تضمن للأب وللأم حقوق كبيرة وعظيمة على أبنائهمHe fought injustice, called for justice, love, unity and cooperation for the good.منع الظلم ودعا للعدل و المحبة والتكاتف والتعاون للخيرHe called for helping the needy, visiting the patients, love and exchanging advises between people.دعا لمساعدة المحتاج وزيارة المريض والمحبة والتناصح بين الناسHe prohibited (by orders from God) bad manners such as stealing, lying, torturing and murdering.منع على المسلمين المعاملات السيئة مثل السرقة والغش والقتل والظلمHe is the one who changed our lives and manners to be better.إنه من غير حياتنا وطباعنا السيئة إلى حسنةA Muslim doesn't stealالمسلم .. لا يسرقA Muslim doesn't lieالمسلم لا يكذبA Muslim doesn't drink alcohol.المسلم لا يشرب الخمرA Muslim doesn't commit adulteryالمسلم لا يزنىA Muslim doesn't cheatالمسلم لا يغشA Muslim doesn't kill innocent peopleالمسلم لا يقتل الأبرياءA Muslim doesn't harm his neighborsالمسلم لا يؤذي جارةA Muslim obeys his parents and helps themالمسلم يبر بوالديه و يخدمهماA Muslim is kind to young and elderly people, to women and to weak people.المسلم يعطف على الصغار وعلى النساء وعلى الضعفاء وكبار السنA Muslim doesn't torture humans or even animals, and does not harm treesالمسلم لا يعذب البشر ولا الحيوانات ولا يؤذي الأشجارA Muslim loves his wife and takes care of his children and show mercy towards them until the last day of his life.المسلم يرحم ويحب زوجته ويهتم و يعطف عل أبناءه حتى آخر يوم من عمرهA Muslim's relationship towards his children never stops even when they become adultsالمسلم لا تنتهي علاقته بأولاده بعد سن الرشد أبداHe is Muhammad (PBUH)إنه محمد رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلمDid you know why all Muslims love Muhammad (PBUH)?هل عرفتم لماذا يحب كل المسلمون محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم؟Did you know what does Muhammad mean for Muslims?هل عرفتم ماذا يعنى محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم للمسلمين؟Every Muslim loves Muhammad (peace be upon him) more than himself and more than everything in his life.كل مسلم يحب محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم أكثر من كل شئBefore judging a Muslim be fair and:قبل أن تحكم علي أي مسلم كن محايد:1-Listen to this person, and watch his doings.1- أسمع منه هو شخصياً ، أستمع الي أفكاره ومعتقداته ولاحظ أفعله.2-Compare his ideas and teachings with what is Islam and Prophet Mohammad PBUH ordered.2-قم بمقارنة أفكاره ومعتقداته بما دعا له الإسلام.3-If you think that his thoughts are typical to that of Islam and Prophet Mohammad PBUH, and then compare them with his doings; is he applying these teachings?3- إذا تطابقت أفكاره ومعتقداته مع ما دعا له الإسلام فأنظر إلي أفعاله، هل هي متطابقة مع أفكاره ومعتقداته؟4-If he is applying these teachings and sayings, so for sure represents Islam, if not then he calls himself a Muslim but doesn't represent Islam.4- إذا كانت أفعاله تطابق أفكاره ومعتقداته فهو يمثل الإسلام، إذا كانت تتناقض فهو يدعي أنه مسلم ولكن لا يمثل الإسلامHint: Prophet Mohammad is the best Muslim, no Muslim can be as perfect as he was, Muslims try their best to be the typical Muslim like Prophet Mohammad PBUH but sometimes they disobey God and Prophet Mohammad PBUH as they are normal humans who are subject to do wrong but the repent and get back to the right path.ملحوظة: محمّد صليا لله عليه وسلم هو أفضل مسلم، لا يمكن لأي مسلم أن يكون في كماله ولكن المسلمون يبذلون قصاري جهدهم ليكونوا المسلم المثالي الذي رأوه في محمد صلي الله عليه وسلم، أحياناً يعصون الله ورسول الله محمد لأنهم بشر معرضون للخطأ ولكنهم يتوبون ويعودون للطريق الصحيح.You can know more about Prophet Mohammad PBUH on this website: http://rasoulallah.net/Please kindly share this message to your friends and familyJust now ·
Jokes EtcType Of Boy Friends Als Have by izenco2005(op): 11:37am On Sep 14, 2012
Some girls have Facebook bf, Twitter Bf, Bbm Bf, School Bf, Yankie Bf, Church Bf, Shrine Bf, Beach Bf, Club Bf , then the Real Bf. Nawa oo..add ur own
Jokes EtcSharp Yampor Can Lie by izenco2005(op): 2:33pm On Sep 13, 2012
Yampor was having intimate with her neighbour wife , yampor heard de voice of de man sharply jump out from de window and ran to his house. Check out Yampor and her wife conversation. YamporWife# what happen to u? Y naked ? Yampor,# as was coming back with tinx I bought 4 u na so I jarm arm rubber de bite me naked me took all my tinx, I tank God dat I'm life. Yampor wife# rubbers rub u every tin u ave y didn't dey rub dat rubber in ur pomp action in ur 2 leg. Yampor look down and faint
Jokes Etc5,000 Not Wat Will Happen by izenco2005(op): 2:01pm On Sep 13, 2012
IF N5,000 NOTE
IS INTRODUCED.
(What will happen?)
~ Some people's salary
would just be one
note.
~ Some people would
be paid their salary
and asked to
bring the change the
following day.
- 5 Million Naira will
become 10 bundles
- Soe people's salary
will just 2 notes
- Satchet water will
target #50 per one in
htels & supermarkets
-It will become easy
fo rich people to move
money and will
become harder for
poor people to get
money b'cos it will be
hard to give someone
5000 at once.
~ Some passengers
would be beaten black
and blue by bus
conductors.
~ Politicians would only
need their back
pockets to steal
money.
~ It would be difficult
to see someone to
borrow you #100
~ Musicians will now
poze with N5K note in
musical videos
~ Pastors asking
Congregation to dip
their hands deep inside
pocket for offering is
asking for coins!
~ There will be
increase in price of
goods and services.
Keep it rolling...ADD
YOURS! Nd bc dis till it gets to jonathan
Jokes EtcRe: Madness Section; Thread For All Fellow Madmen (BG) by izenco2005(m): 1:38pm On Sep 13, 2012
All hidden post will open soon stay tune
PoliticsRe: FG Takes $1.1Bn Loan From China For 3 Projects by izenco2005(m): 12:29pm On Sep 13, 2012
Aliko Dangote, could ave give them de money nah, china thing no de last nah, abi lie?
PoliticsRe: GEJ Departs Botswana Before Schedule - SaharaReporters by izenco2005(m): 12:50pm On Sep 12, 2012
Abach enter with his wife, abacha die her wife go, OBJ enter with her wife, her wife die OBJ go hmmm. Yradua enter with her wife, yradua die her wife go. GEJ enter with her. Wait I'm coming.























Abacha enter with her wife, abacha die her wife go, Baba enter with her wife, her wife die, baba go. Yarudu enter with his wife, yaradu die her wife go. Now Eg
Jokes EtcRe: Papa God Is Involved by izenco2005(m): 10:57am On Sep 12, 2012
mukina2 fall in love with me stan is involve
Jokes EtcRe: Big Brother Jokes (3rd Edition ) 7 housemates left!!! by izenco2005(m): 2:20pm On Sep 07, 2012
Y I'm here? Next plz
RomanceRe: When A Girl Is 30+...and Still Single. by izenco2005(m): 8:12pm On Sep 05, 2012
Any single girl above 30 ready for marriage just hit me I'm jus passing 255B2D04
Jokes EtcRe: Plz Dnt Criticze, Laff If Its Funny, Bounce If Its Not N Kip Quiet If Its Old by izenco2005(m): 5:07pm On Sep 04, 2012
U gave me dry meat instead to apologise ur here fooling ur stupidical idiotically life .continue crying I de come with towel
FashionRe: Accessories You Hate Seeing On Guys by izenco2005(m): 1:48pm On Sep 04, 2012
Heheheh I will hit town xoxo, with my ear ring, I'm sure all dis 9ja baby will still trip for me. Here in up town no tato, big reckless and ear ring no nigga. Bt skin jean I hate it with passion.
Jokes EtcRe: Plz Dnt Criticze, Laff If Its Funny, Bounce If Its Not N Kip Quiet If Its Old by izenco2005(m): 12:57pm On Sep 04, 2012
dis york is as old as my grandma. Still boring,
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Update Electricity Supply In Your Area? by izenco2005(op): 8:30am On Sep 03, 2012
Still light in my area festac town 23rd. What about you
PoliticsNairaland Update Electricity Supply In Your Area? by izenco2005(op): 8:51pm On Sep 02, 2012
My good people of Naira land,How Is Electricity Supply In Your Area? Eg.ther is light in my area festac town 23 road they took it 2mins ago and brought it back. What your,s
PoliticsRe: Man Testing ‘Bullet Proof’ Charm Shoots Son Dead by izenco2005(m): 6:58pm On Sep 02, 2012
Odi eshi on work
RomanceRe: 5 Tips To Attract The Man Of Your Dreams by izenco2005(op): 2:08pm On Sep 02, 2012
I force u.
Romance5 Tips To Attract The Man Of Your Dreams by izenco2005(op): 12:32pm On Sep 02, 2012
Most women dream of the day they will attract the man of their dreams. Many describe a man who is "tall, dark, handsome, (preferably) rich, sensitive, loves kids, has an advanced degree and loves his mom." I've described this same man, listened to my friends describe men of similar ilk and pondered, plotted and schemed about how to meet this mystery man. here are my five top tips for attracting the man of your dreams: 1. Be Indifferent Men hate desperate women. The only thing they hate more than desperate women are those who are only attracted to them because they embody the above-mentioned traits. Men find women attractive who are not only unimpressed with their wealth and good looks, but treat them as if they are just some average Joe. Men love a challenge. Don't you dare let them tell you anything different. Sure, let them have your number and even be nice to them, but just because they call doesn't mean you have to always be available. Don't play hard to get, be hard to get. 2. Be Fabulous When you finally allow your mystery man the pleasure of your company, be fabulous. Be well-dressed, polite, polished, erudite and sophisticated. You don't need anyone to save you, for heaven's sake, you need someone to appreciate all that you are. Do you think a man is more likely to appreciate you if you are dressed in yesterday's sweats or if you are dressed in today's fabulously attractive evening gown, the perfect pair of jeans or the best accessories you can afford? You don't have to make a lot of money, but you should look like you are well worth every penny you spent. 3Be Mysterious Don't tell him every little thing about you on the first date or on the first two to three dates. As a matter of fact, you never need to tell him everything. Believe me, he is not interested in why or how your ex-boyfriend mistreated you, how much you hate your co-worker or the digestive problems of your precious Feefee. He is interested in you. In the adventure of knowing you. In the excitement of uncovering you (figuratively of course) all for himself. You can and should confide in him as time goes by, but for heaven's sake, let some time go by before you start revealing your deepest secrets. 4. Be Open Having. said the previous about being mysterious, you still want to be as open and honest about who you are and what you stand for. A man usually wants to know you have an opinion (though he's not always interested in you sharing it with him). Most men have a lot of respect for women who know their own minds and I'm sure you know yours. Know when to speak and when to let his remarks roll right over you. Everything he says does not merit a lengthy response when a simple yes or no will do. You should never, however, lie to your dream guy or mislead him about some significant event in your life. For example, if he asks you if you have ever been married, it's okay to say yes, but it's not okay to immediately give him the details of your last three failed unions. He'll find that out soon enough if he sticks around long enough to get to know you.5. Be YourselfIt's important as you get to know this man that you are not a carbon-copy of tope nogzi, ebere, mercy. You are you - wonderful, unique, incredible you. And if that's not good enough for him, then he is not good enough for you. Believe me, you don't want to start the relationship being someone else, because then you'll have to live up to it at a later time. By being yourself and fully unique, you'll present him with the opportunity to fully appreciate you for the person you truly are. You are worth it.Just make sure your mystery man shares your opinion.. Finn ally don't ask for unnecessary money, send me card , your bring ur self too low . Good luck
PoliticsRe: How Is Electricity Supply In Your Area? by izenco2005(m): 10:09am On Sep 02, 2012
Hehehe nofin have even a bit 2/4/7 der is light in festac,change ur location
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thread For Reporting Pages With Bad Words And Pictures by izenco2005(m): 10:36pm On Sep 01, 2012
Viewing this topic 5 mens 100 women, una won test senu abi, I trust de guy nah. Na jump and pass.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thread For Reporting Pages With Bad Words And Pictures by izenco2005(m): 10:35pm On Sep 01, 2012
Viweing this topic 5 mens 100 women, una won test senu abi, I turst de guy nah. Na jump and pass.
RomanceRe: Tips That Will Help You Have A Girl Of Your Dream Without Spend Mush Money. by izenco2005(op): 6:25pm On Sep 01, 2012
mukina tanx.
RomanceRe: Tips That Will Help You Have A Girl Of Your Dream Without Spend Mush Money. by izenco2005(op): 5:20pm On Sep 01, 2012
I'm Actually working on it my next post will based on dat, bt don't be harsh next time tanx.@starligtht
RomanceRe: Tips That Will Help You Have A Girl Of Your Dream Without Spend Mush Money. by izenco2005(op): 4:50pm On Sep 01, 2012
mukina ask dis guy to free me nah, me and him to be mate. Just de spoil my post I put a lot of energy to put dis together.

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