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Series22: How person go win african best player, wen him d only pass back pass, without a single goal 4 training ground or monkey post, not 2 talk of a goal in d league... MMM RECORDS.. Mtchewidotacal human being, wolf ![]() |
Ar u a gayuote author=kaiye007]I really like Charley boy. I wish he will contest for House oF Assembly election i will mobilize people to vote for him. He deserve it. Charley boy has helped so many poor people in that country. God bless Charley[/quote] |
achi4u: Oh! the guy faint? he's not serious ni.If I were him I will plan and dupe my father,when he dies of heart_attack I'll use part of the money and bury him.God is watching u ![]() |
Old Yoruba man on his bed called his son:&. my son go and sell dat empty land and close my account and bring all de money here , de guy was happy hoping dat his father wanted to settle him . He came back with 2 million, the man collected de money and ask his son go out their call the committees that will see about they drink, food, music, etc, son was so curious and ask his father are u preparing for your burial when your are still alive. his father look at him and laugh, no my son I want to do the biggest party in town before I die. They guy faint |
Now no unlike button wat will u do?isi aki switnjl: I wish there was an unlike button |
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Who is Prophet Muhammad, may peace and blessings be upon him?من هو محمّد، صلي الله عليه وسلّم؟He is the one who defended the rights of all humanity 1400 years ago.هو الذي دافع عن حقوق كل البشر منذ 1400 عام.He defended men's, women's and children rightsحفظ حقوق الرجال وحقوق النساء وحقوق الصغارHe commanded and fostered the love between relatives and neighborsأمر بالحب والود بين الأقارب والجيرانHe established a coexistence relationship between Muslims and Non-Muslimsوأسس علاقة تعايش بين المسلمين وغير المسلمينHe organized the relationship between the members of the family putting duties on sons and daughters towards the parentsونظم العلاقات الأسرية التي تضمن للأب وللأم حقوق كبيرة وعظيمة على أبنائهمHe fought injustice, called for justice, love, unity and cooperation for the good.منع الظلم ودعا للعدل و المحبة والتكاتف والتعاون للخيرHe called for helping the needy, visiting the patients, love and exchanging advises between people.دعا لمساعدة المحتاج وزيارة المريض والمحبة والتناصح بين الناسHe prohibited (by orders from God) bad manners such as stealing, lying, torturing and murdering.منع على المسلمين المعاملات السيئة مثل السرقة والغش والقتل والظلمHe is the one who changed our lives and manners to be better.إنه من غير حياتنا وطباعنا السيئة إلى حسنةA Muslim doesn't stealالمسلم .. لا يسرقA Muslim doesn't lieالمسلم لا يكذبA Muslim doesn't drink alcohol.المسلم لا يشرب الخمرA Muslim doesn't commit adulteryالمسلم لا يزنىA Muslim doesn't cheatالمسلم لا يغشA Muslim doesn't kill innocent peopleالمسلم لا يقتل الأبرياءA Muslim doesn't harm his neighborsالمسلم لا يؤذي جارةA Muslim obeys his parents and helps themالمسلم يبر بوالديه و يخدمهماA Muslim is kind to young and elderly people, to women and to weak people.المسلم يعطف على الصغار وعلى النساء وعلى الضعفاء وكبار السنA Muslim doesn't torture humans or even animals, and does not harm treesالمسلم لا يعذب البشر ولا الحيوانات ولا يؤذي الأشجارA Muslim loves his wife and takes care of his children and show mercy towards them until the last day of his life.المسلم يرحم ويحب زوجته ويهتم و يعطف عل أبناءه حتى آخر يوم من عمرهA Muslim's relationship towards his children never stops even when they become adultsالمسلم لا تنتهي علاقته بأولاده بعد سن الرشد أبداHe is Muhammad (PBUH)إنه محمد رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلمDid you know why all Muslims love Muhammad (PBUH)?هل عرفتم لماذا يحب كل المسلمون محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم؟Did you know what does Muhammad mean for Muslims?هل عرفتم ماذا يعنى محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم للمسلمين؟Every Muslim loves Muhammad (peace be upon him) more than himself and more than everything in his life.كل مسلم يحب محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم أكثر من كل شئBefore judging a Muslim be fair and:قبل أن تحكم علي أي مسلم كن محايد:1-Listen to this person, and watch his doings.1- أسمع منه هو شخصياً ، أستمع الي أفكاره ومعتقداته ولاحظ أفعله.2-Compare his ideas and teachings with what is Islam and Prophet Mohammad PBUH ordered.2-قم بمقارنة أفكاره ومعتقداته بما دعا له الإسلام.3-If you think that his thoughts are typical to that of Islam and Prophet Mohammad PBUH, and then compare them with his doings; is he applying these teachings?3- إذا تطابقت أفكاره ومعتقداته مع ما دعا له الإسلام فأنظر إلي أفعاله، هل هي متطابقة مع أفكاره ومعتقداته؟4-If he is applying these teachings and sayings, so for sure represents Islam, if not then he calls himself a Muslim but doesn't represent Islam.4- إذا كانت أفعاله تطابق أفكاره ومعتقداته فهو يمثل الإسلام، إذا كانت تتناقض فهو يدعي أنه مسلم ولكن لا يمثل الإسلامHint: Prophet Mohammad is the best Muslim, no Muslim can be as perfect as he was, Muslims try their best to be the typical Muslim like Prophet Mohammad PBUH but sometimes they disobey God and Prophet Mohammad PBUH as they are normal humans who are subject to do wrong but the repent and get back to the right path.ملحوظة: محمّد صليا لله عليه وسلم هو أفضل مسلم، لا يمكن لأي مسلم أن يكون في كماله ولكن المسلمون يبذلون قصاري جهدهم ليكونوا المسلم المثالي الذي رأوه في محمد صلي الله عليه وسلم، أحياناً يعصون الله ورسول الله محمد لأنهم بشر معرضون للخطأ ولكنهم يتوبون ويعودون للطريق الصحيح.You can know more about Prophet Mohammad PBUH on this website: http://rasoulallah.net/Please kindly share this message to your friends and familyJust now · |
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Yampor was having intimate with her neighbour wife , yampor heard de voice of de man sharply jump out from de window and ran to his house. Check out Yampor and her wife conversation. YamporWife# what happen to u? Y naked ? Yampor,# as was coming back with tinx I bought 4 u na so I jarm arm rubber de bite me naked me took all my tinx, I tank God dat I'm life. Yampor wife# rubbers rub u every tin u ave y didn't dey rub dat rubber in ur pomp action in ur 2 leg. Yampor look down and faint |
IF N5,000 NOTE IS INTRODUCED. (What will happen?) ~ Some people's salary would just be one note. ~ Some people would be paid their salary and asked to bring the change the following day. - 5 Million Naira will become 10 bundles - Soe people's salary will just 2 notes - Satchet water will target #50 per one in htels & supermarkets -It will become easy fo rich people to move money and will become harder for poor people to get money b'cos it will be hard to give someone 5000 at once. ~ Some passengers would be beaten black and blue by bus conductors. ~ Politicians would only need their back pockets to steal money. ~ It would be difficult to see someone to borrow you #100 ~ Musicians will now poze with N5K note in musical videos ~ Pastors asking Congregation to dip their hands deep inside pocket for offering is asking for coins! ~ There will be increase in price of goods and services. Keep it rolling...ADD YOURS! Nd bc dis till it gets to jonathan |
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Aliko Dangote, could ave give them de money nah, china thing no de last nah, abi lie? |
Abach enter with his wife, abacha die her wife go, OBJ enter with her wife, her wife die OBJ go hmmm. Yradua enter with her wife, yradua die her wife go. GEJ enter with her. Wait I'm coming. Abacha enter with her wife, abacha die her wife go, Baba enter with her wife, her wife die, baba go. Yarudu enter with his wife, yaradu die her wife go. Now Eg |
mukina2 fall in love with me stan is involve |
Y I'm here? Next plz |
Any single girl above 30 ready for marriage just hit me I'm jus passing 255B2D04 |
U gave me dry meat instead to apologise ur here fooling ur stupidical idiotically life .continue crying I de come with towel |
Heheheh I will hit town xoxo, with my ear ring, I'm sure all dis 9ja baby will still trip for me. Here in up town no tato, big reckless and ear ring no nigga. Bt skin jean I hate it with passion. |
dis york is as old as my grandma. Still boring, |
Still light in my area festac town 23rd. What about you |
My good people of Naira land,How Is Electricity Supply In Your Area? Eg.ther is light in my area festac town 23 road they took it 2mins ago and brought it back. What your,s |
Odi eshi on work |
I force u. |
Most women dream of the day they will attract the man of their dreams. Many describe a man who is "tall, dark, handsome, (preferably) rich, sensitive, loves kids, has an advanced degree and loves his mom." I've described this same man, listened to my friends describe men of similar ilk and pondered, plotted and schemed about how to meet this mystery man. here are my five top tips for attracting the man of your dreams: 1. Be Indifferent Men hate desperate women. The only thing they hate more than desperate women are those who are only attracted to them because they embody the above-mentioned traits. Men find women attractive who are not only unimpressed with their wealth and good looks, but treat them as if they are just some average Joe. Men love a challenge. Don't you dare let them tell you anything different. Sure, let them have your number and even be nice to them, but just because they call doesn't mean you have to always be available. Don't play hard to get, be hard to get. 2. Be Fabulous When you finally allow your mystery man the pleasure of your company, be fabulous. Be well-dressed, polite, polished, erudite and sophisticated. You don't need anyone to save you, for heaven's sake, you need someone to appreciate all that you are. Do you think a man is more likely to appreciate you if you are dressed in yesterday's sweats or if you are dressed in today's fabulously attractive evening gown, the perfect pair of jeans or the best accessories you can afford? You don't have to make a lot of money, but you should look like you are well worth every penny you spent. 3Be Mysterious Don't tell him every little thing about you on the first date or on the first two to three dates. As a matter of fact, you never need to tell him everything. Believe me, he is not interested in why or how your ex-boyfriend mistreated you, how much you hate your co-worker or the digestive problems of your precious Feefee. He is interested in you. In the adventure of knowing you. In the excitement of uncovering you (figuratively of course) all for himself. You can and should confide in him as time goes by, but for heaven's sake, let some time go by before you start revealing your deepest secrets. 4. Be Open Having. said the previous about being mysterious, you still want to be as open and honest about who you are and what you stand for. A man usually wants to know you have an opinion (though he's not always interested in you sharing it with him). Most men have a lot of respect for women who know their own minds and I'm sure you know yours. Know when to speak and when to let his remarks roll right over you. Everything he says does not merit a lengthy response when a simple yes or no will do. You should never, however, lie to your dream guy or mislead him about some significant event in your life. For example, if he asks you if you have ever been married, it's okay to say yes, but it's not okay to immediately give him the details of your last three failed unions. He'll find that out soon enough if he sticks around long enough to get to know you.5. Be YourselfIt's important as you get to know this man that you are not a carbon-copy of tope nogzi, ebere, mercy. You are you - wonderful, unique, incredible you. And if that's not good enough for him, then he is not good enough for you. Believe me, you don't want to start the relationship being someone else, because then you'll have to live up to it at a later time. By being yourself and fully unique, you'll present him with the opportunity to fully appreciate you for the person you truly are. You are worth it.Just make sure your mystery man shares your opinion.. Finn ally don't ask for unnecessary money, send me card , your bring ur self too low . Good luck |
Hehehe nofin have even a bit 2/4/7 der is light in festac,change ur location |
Viewing this topic 5 mens 100 women, una won test senu abi, I trust de guy nah. Na jump and pass. |
Viweing this topic 5 mens 100 women, una won test senu abi, I turst de guy nah. Na jump and pass. |
mukina tanx. |
I'm Actually working on it my next post will based on dat, bt don't be harsh next time tanx.@starligtht |
mukina ask dis guy to free me nah, me and him to be mate. Just de spoil my post I put a lot of energy to put dis together. |
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. He came back with 2 million, the man collected de money and ask his son go out their call the committees that will see about they drink, food, music, etc, son was so curious and ask his father are u preparing for your burial when your are still alive.
his father look at him and laugh, no my son I want to do the biggest party in town before I die. They guy faint