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Y shud do I go for musllam lady, I de mad, where my ibo, Yoruba and my calaba girls.

Fucck you for wasting my time.

Where is the gold ur papa promise ur mama Before she agree to marry her since thirty yers ago. Go sitdon every tin na wash

Hungry won kill me

Who iz Yvonne

Childish

Fire men, where ar u. God will take control

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R ar u aboki?

hercules07: Is Obama better than bush? Your Soludo put the nation in the mess that Sanusi is trying to clean up, do you guys think there will be no casualties?

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Actually is not for you, is for descent ladies in they house Caracta]shallow, extremely boring, irrelevant, unrealistic, unnecessary post. For how long will you keep hiding your true self from the man you hope to spend the rest of your life with? Later you people will start complaining that women pretend a lot.

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Ladies is nt force,

.WARNING LADIES:10 Thing You MUST Not Do InfrontOf Your Man.. 1. Fart in front of your man Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me,first, check out the real meaning of the word ‘farting’ and then go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him. 2. Eating too much Try to control your eating habit when you are with your man. Do not be deceived with the fact that he loves you, he may give you red card because of your eating habit. I realize that ladies are recently becoming fans of food especially in festac girls. 3. Washing of your undies(panties)NEVER you wash your undies in presence of your man. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies. It is a big fallacy and please, washing of your undies front of your man makes him see you as a dirty and shameles selement. 4. Bad sitting habit (improper sitting)This is very important to youladies because some of you feel comfortable sitting anyhow infront of your man. You feel he is yours and he should see your laps, your pants etc since he isused to seeing them. But a typical man feels insecure when you do this in front of him: he feels you will also do it front of others. Men hates this, learn to sit properly infront of your man. 5. Laughing excessively, Control the length you laugh infront of your man. When he is not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish.I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she populated: Too bad. 6. Talking too much, We men have come to accept that women talk too much but we still hate it. Be moderate when talking in presence of your man. You may talk and win the award as the most expensive talkative when your man is not around. 7. Talking dirty Please, have control of things you say in front of your man. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!! 8. Drinking of alcoholThough, not all men hate this attitude but most men do including me . 9. Always watching movies, you love to always watch movies, please for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop that once your man is around.Give him total concentration if he is talking with you. 10. Fighting Never you fight in front of your man: he may feel that one day you will fight his mother. Ladies Please Roge.love u ladies.

Biko onye bu fashola ??

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust.... The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it is the same man, and he asks the same question to the woman. He asks 'Do you have a vagina'. She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'.The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there. He asks the same question. Do you have vagina'....... 'Yes' she says...... The man replies, 'Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using it4

What is 6 pack?

Stupid ?