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Abuklaw: Nt funny at all

c ur dirty smiling idioty mouth, not funny, y not visit funkay for fun. Wolf like u.

Yap

SuyaEater: Idiotic president ...this is how dictatorship start

milion yrs to come ur family will nt smile dat offix, stupor

Pocket interest

PretiEbony: Not really funny

I was actually talking abt u

Devil go behind me.

MOGUL.O:
azonto2005! you try small shaa

@least i smile...

. For once u appreciate my stuff, I'm in next level

A girl call her boy friend , honey do u still remember dat to day is my birthday, ya i remember I'm actually on my way 2 supermarket to pick a gift 4 u , oh honey dat kind of u,bt don't worry abt de gift I'm actually coming to ur house, jus keep de money 4 de gift 4 me, i will use it 4 some tin more important, ok no problem say de guy. check out der conversation. In de guy house. Girl, honey I'm here to correct de money 4 de gift. Boy, do u still remember how mush u bought de card u gave me during my birth day. Girl, (thinking) 30 naria at aboki shop. Y do u ask ? Boy. So I still have change if I give u 50 naria, cus I'm actually on my way to buy u a card too. Girl. Plz give me taxi money let me go forget abt de gift. Boy. I will drop u wit my bike. Girl. ( Shouting)Don't worry I will trek home, stupid okada man, idiot ‎​

Maryspeck: Please my name should not be mentioned. My boyfriend said he needs a break and when I asked him why he said because we are moving too fast.

Please am yet to understand what that means. Could it mean he's no longer interested in me or what?

Please advice from matured pals. Thanks.

I'm sick and tried of dis naria land watin concern us with ur boy friend, visit ur google or Highlander nt here. Y front page?

Nice 1

Tanx honey, ope ur funny too

Tanx honey

Husband and wife each time de want to Be Intimate de called it phone call so dat children will not decode. One day,his husband called his son to tell her mother dat he want to make phone call,son run and tell her mother, her mother send his back again tell ur dad dat network is bad now,son want back and told his dad, dad was mad and sent his son back again, tell u mother if net work is bad here I will go outside and make de call, son want back and tell her mom, mom was very angry she sent his son tell u father if he try it an go outside and make call, she will open business centre. Three mad men where at mary land bridge looking down inside water shouting 13 13 13 13 13, people where so curious to no y de mad men where counting 13 13, bt de where scared to come close and take a look , after a while a police man summon courage to go an c. To der greatest surprise De three mad men immediately carry de police man boom inside water and starting counting 14 14 14 14, omo every body pick race. Aboki want to Alaba. to porches radio set to keep up date wats happen in kano , check out der conversion. Aboki_ who de sell radio. Alaba boy_ which type, aboki_ which type do u have? Alaba boy_I have LG, sonny, sharp, ken wood, aboki_kie no no.be dis. Alaba boy. Dan which one u wan buy. Aboki. I need wazobia radio, if u no get wazobia radio set, I fit manage cool fm radio. Alaba boy laf and laf and mistakenly press her oga wife bosom ------------ nigeria CID was hiring for a high position and after basic training they had three people left, two men and a woman. They asked the first man to come to HQ and told him,"Your wife is in the next room, we need you to take this gun and shoot her". He wouldn't do it so they sent him home. They asked the next man the same thing but he said he couldn't do it so they sent him home. Then the woman came and they gave her a gun and told her that her husband was in the next room and needed to be shot. She went in and there were clicking noises then crashing noises in the room. She came out and said,"The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to kill him with the chair

A TRADITIONAL healer from Gokwe South has called an emergency meeting with his subjects following a bizarre incident in which 26 females including schoolgirls in his area woke up and found themselves without panties. The missing panties were later discovered this week in Njelele Village under Chief Njelele, spreading panic among the villagers. Chief Njelele confirmed the incident and said he had since reported the matter to Gokwe Police Station. The traditional leader said he had also called for an emergency meeting to chart the way forward with his subjects. "What happened in my area is so scary and everyone is in a state of shock and panic. I have called for a meeting with my subjects in the two villages where the incident occurred and I am scheduled to meet them so that we chart the way forward," he said. Chief Njelele said on Wednesday morning last week, the majority of women under village heads Pauro and Charisekera woke up and found themselves without panties. The traditional leader said the owners from the two villages had positively identified their panties. "After we reported the matter to the police at Gokwe Police Station, 17 women from Pauro and Charisekera who mysteriously lost their panties positively identified their garments in the presence of the police. The remaining panties have not been identified maybe because of their state. Police, however, recorded 26 complaints from the village which tallies with the number of panties which were found in the bush," he said. Chief Njelele said he would soon engage the police to allow him to conduct a witch- hunting ceremony following the incident. "While we have reported the matter to the police so that they conduct their investigations, I will also ask the police to allow us to invite the tsikamutandas so that we can conduct a witch-hunting ceremony," he said. "Many subjects in my area are not against the tsikamutandas' operations. What they want these traditional healers to do is to identify the trouble causer in the community and then allow the chief to convict and fine these trouble causers instead of themselves going around demanding cattle from the people they would have accused of practising witchcraft." Police in Gokwe confirmed the incident -Chornicle

The mayan calendar predicts that there will be a new earth cycle in 2012, and we are meant to become more drawn to the spiritual and psychic world due to other events which will unfold and plan out.. The world won't 'end' in 2012. There will simply be a new age in the earths shift. What this age is yet we don't really know. However the mayans were a superior and advanced civilisation, more advanced than us humans and were able to predict events through the stars and our solar system in thousands of years ahead and which have already come true. Just look up the mayan calendar predictions. Also there has been a lot of talk that all the major space agencies around the world will reveal all to the public about the 'ufo's in 2012 which will prepare us. There has also been a lot of ufo actvity and sightings in india, particularly the mountains which have been on the news over the recent years. http://www.indi

booqee: imagine mukina being ur bed mat mate.
Or imagine say ur mumsy just tell u today say shina rambo na ur real father??

another joke

I have read that Russian scientists have drilled a deep hole in the Earth's crust and heard human voices screaming in agony below with super sensitive microphones. Also there was a bat like creature coming up out of that hole. •www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.asp

toygod2: Hu go see kasala wait bfo?

police go like wait naw

Honey where ave u been nw? I mss u jus like miss calls.

Exponental: Editted 4m of hole in a psychatric wall,....."26"
come,.. which maryland u dey talk cos water no dey under maryland bridge 4 lagos nigeria ooooo

sorry nt mary land bridge is mary ur sister.

Tanx pals

Medicine after death.

fluid26: nice one joor!

tanx bros

Tanx all

Copy copy go kill u

Three mad men where at mary land bridge looking down inside water shouting 13 13 13 13 13, people where so curious to no y de mad men where counting 13 13, bt de where scared to come close and take a look , after a while a police man summon courage to go an c. To der greatest surprise De three mad men immediately carry de police man boom inside water and starting counting 14 14 14 14, omo every body pick race

C common Ghana won pursue my people wonder shall never end, Make I laff in chinese style gin yin gin yin gin yin gin yin gin yin.