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Una de mad instead, of help me with my agony. Una dey here de make mouth

1. He smiles at you. Not just when he's trying to get some. 2. He talks to you for a long, LONG time. Guys aren't usually big talkers ... until they find someone they care about. 3. He cuddles you up. When a guy doesn't love a girl, he won't cuddle her up. When he does, you know there's something there. 4. He genuinely cares about you. He wants to know all about you, your likes and dislikes, your favorite dinner, what makes you laugh. 5 He goes out of his way for you. That extra mile is nothing if it makes you happy. 6. Those quirks you find annoying, well, he thinks they're awesome. So what if you hate that you go crazy without having enough hand-soap, or have a Diet Coke habit worthy of an intervention? He thinks you're great just as you are. 7. The chemistry is incredible. You're both on the same page, you think alike, and when you're together, the heat is incredible. 8. He loves spending time with you. It doesn't matter what you're doing, so long as you're together. 9. He'll compromise for you. Sure, you both want things your own way, but suddenly, he's willing to cave on things that once mattered. 10. He starts making plans for the future. With you.u can add urs

drop ur funny short joke copy and paste is allowed. I will nt be impressed with technology until I can dan load food from internet. No poop i ave no money to buy food aki and paw paw sign for basket ball for usa. If u saw three mad men by de corner of de road one is begging for money, de second is busy cuting de money into three pies, the third is sharing de pies of money been cut . Wat do u fink de ar doning. America rubbished us in basket ball bt our yahoo boys have already promise us that America must pay dearly 4 it

Google me nah

Ar u sure ur in nigeria? Abi togo, don't u know dat mad men do beggar abi na u feed them

On my way to church today I saw two mad men begging , I hav pity on them and gave them 500k last money I ave in my wallet 4 them to share cus I don have change , de where happy, bt to my surprise de mad men tear de money into 2,, and I ask him y do u tear de money? sir u told us to share de money dat u don hav change I faint. Wat do u fink I could ave don? collect de money back from dem? I'm afraid I don wan loss my hand.

Yea let der be light and der was light, I can feel it, lit here in festac 247,up GEJ down haters

JTF is watshing

Annoying tin and emberrass tin do happen bt mine was beyond, I decide to share my experience, first was in a hotel in festac with my new girl after ordering some drink, and point and kill fish after a enjoyment abt to pay to find out dat my wallet Is lost , drink vanshed my eyes, secondly was de day I want to interview, a mint to my interview my belle start de sing, chop my money. I'm a big boy in my street i flex money as if 2mro no day,girls de die fom me,de day one of my girls saw me in danfo bus collecting money as a conduct, I won die. Carry go

toygod2: u deserve a cobra slap

go carry chair come first before u slap me,

kinkie: U made d joke dry sort of. It lacks something.

sugar or salt

An old farmer writes to his son in prison;Dear son, this year i wont be able to plant potatoes coz I cant dig the field by myself, I know if you were here, you would help me.The son writes back; dad don't even think of diggin the field coz thats where i buried the money i stole. The police read the letter and the next day the whole field was dug by police looking for the money but nt found,hehehe

Do 4 luv die 4 luv

Where are de dogs?back to cage.

booqee: Which one dey pain pass to lose:
1. Phone (no be palasa I dey talk oh)
2. Virginity
3. Front Teeth
4. Money (millions)
5. Lover(break up after 7yrs)
Your time starts now...

I fit loss all my teeth no problem, no joke wit dat money‎​

I'm the 1st on earth, second in heaven, I appear two times in the week, u can only c me once in a year, I'm also in the middle of the sea.... What am I?

My gud people of NL dis nt funny. Bt it will make sense 4 me an u. Joke section seem 2 be de best, bt evly tin ave change. Cus zukina and panil1luv ar in power ,de power is nw intoxicating der head. A law was place via no more intimate joke, bt panil1luv still post intimate joke. is dat zukina2 is blind to move it to Sexuality. I'm sure de probably chose dat name starting wit M and D meaning managing director, I don't know if de wan take over NL. 4 nw der name remain zukina2 an painl1luv, feel free to change dis name.tanx

My gud people of NL, dis nt funny. Bt it will make sense 4 me an u. Joke section seem 2 be de best, bt evly tin ave change Cus zukina and panil1luv ar in power ,de power is nw intoxicating der head. A law was place via no more intimate joke, bt panil1luv still post intimate joke. is dat zukina2 is blind to move it to Sexuality. I'm sure de probably chose dat name starting wit M and D meaning managing director, I don't know if de want 2 take over NL. 4 nw der name remain zukina2 an painl1luv, feel free to change dis name.

Ur jus an idiotic, stupical wolf,aboki better pass u, I wonder y I'm here To read rubbish

God y mine here?

I raf raf raf and mistakenly press ur girl friend booobs,she still de begge for more

So happy, hit me ur pin

"Breaking news: a fight broke out at the london2012 Olympic games As a Brazilian girl found her missing hair on a Nigerian girl CTFU #hairWeaves #NigerianJokes #BlackWomenProblems"

Sup booqee

PretiEbony: mtscheww...

ur smiling toto is causing yakata in my bb phone.