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Crime › Re: Picture Of 33-yr-old Truck Driver Who Kills Friend Over Food by Izunwa(m): 1:42pm On May 06, 2015

Why did you wake him huh

The poor lad may probably be dreamin where he's counting some bundle of dollars inside his private jet. Now, tell me why he no go punch you for interruption huh

Politics › Re: Asabe Asmau-Ahmed, Petroleum Fund New Boss, Appointed By Jonathan by Izunwa(m): 8:26pm On May 05, 2015

E be like say na me go first say good morning to Uncle GEJ tomorrow oo huh

Cos these days, if you brush wella shine ya 32 teeths for the man he go sama you with appointment gbosaaa.

Politics › Re: I’ll Inherit Huge Debt Profile, Empty Treasury – Buhari by Izunwa(m): 12:27pm On Feb 23, 2015

Izunwa:
"I will inherit" who is giving this Aboki all these fake hope sef I pity him a lot.

For the love of Mike, Seun how come I wrote ABOKEE and it was changed to NORTHERNER huh

Nawaa for una oo. Am not against Northerners, am not tribalistic.

Politics › Re: I’ll Inherit Huge Debt Profile, Empty Treasury – Buhari by Izunwa(m): 11:56am On Feb 23, 2015

"I will inherit" who is giving this Aboki all these fake hope sef huh

I pity him a lot.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2015 by Izunwa(m): 12:23am On Feb 22, 2015

Since they will sell the form till April, let me watch the progress of the fight against insurgency in the NorthEast before I buy the form ;d. You see, I don't like rushin things :p

Politics › Re: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Drown In Lake Chad by Izunwa(m): 11:42pm On Feb 21, 2015

dejt4u:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/177287-fleeing-boko-haram-terrorists-drown-in-lake-chad.html

Wow!!! This kind of report gives me a HARD ON tongue

Politics › Re: I Broke Down In Tears When I Got This Verymessage: by Izunwa(m): 12:07pm On Feb 19, 2015

Askubur:
Honestly speaking, I broke down in tears when I got this very
message:
MAIDUGURI:
While Buhari's convoy was moving from the emirs palace to
the venue of the rally, one man kept chasing Buhari's car and
in the process, fell down amidst the confusion...
Buhari noticed this development and told his driver to stop, he
wound down the side glass of his car just to acknowledge the
man.
When the man got close to Buhari, he brought out an
envelope, which contained TWO THOUSAND NAIRA notes and
said "This is my contribution to your campaign. This is all I
have.
Buhari broke down in tears.
This is Pure Passion for real Change.

Super Story!!! Didn't even know CBN has started printing Two thousand Naira NOTES.

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Leaders Blast Buhari, Endorse Jonathan by Izunwa(m): 11:53am On Feb 19, 2015

Buhari!!! I pity you. The kain politics Jonathan go play for your head within these few weeks to Marchuari 28 ehh. You yourself will even vote for him join.

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Politics › Re: Top 7 Controversies Involving Former President Obasanjo by Izunwa(m): 7:25am On Feb 19, 2015

OBJ is a typical example of "How Not to be an Elder StatesMan" period.

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Politics › Re: Is This Nigerian Senator Sleeping Or Meditating On Duty? (photo) by Izunwa(m): 7:00am On Feb 19, 2015

Is it my eyes deceiving me huh

Cos that Guy looks like Senator Okowa (Delta State Gubernatorial Candidate)

Politics › Re: Bokoharam‬ Leader Shekau Alive And Well Did The Military Deceive Us? (pics) by Izunwa(m): 2:54am On Feb 19, 2015

This Shekau guy is really a Cat wit Nine lives. But for him to say "elections will not hold EVEN IF WE ARE DEAD" shows that he knows his time will soon be up. There's a secret message behind that statement.

Politics › Re: Soyinka: GMB Most Brutal Dictator After Abacha by Izunwa(m): 11:28am On Feb 17, 2015

One thing I like about this erudite Professor is that he speaks the truth without minding whose Ox is gored. I can remember when he had face off with PEJ. Now, he has spoken the real fact about Buhari whom his dear friend Amaechi is his Campaign DG oo. Wow!!! " I can dine with the Devil with a long spoon, but Buhari is a no no" this is epic.

Politics › Re: Details On How Obasanjo Tore His PDP Membership Card by Izunwa(m): 12:03am On Feb 17, 2015

Koroaso:
"EBORA OF OWU"

Soon he will answer EBOLA of OWU. Cos from the look of things, when GEJ wins on 28 Marchuari, OBJ will become Political Ebola.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Will Not Be Missed In PDP, Says Anenih by Izunwa(m): 6:59pm On Feb 16, 2015

Not for once will he be missed. Just like Tambuwal, Its even better that he has stopped living the life of a BAT. Let us knw whether he's AIR or LAND animal. A father that prefers putting his house in pandemonium before joining his ancestors, that's how HISTORY will remember OBJ.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Retakes Monguno, Other Communities From Boko Haram by Izunwa(m): 6:45pm On Feb 16, 2015

More bullets to your Guns my Boyz. We are proud of and also praying for you. I wonder how some lunatics believe that GEJ and FG that is fighting BokoHaram and killing them in large numbers is still the one sponsoring them huh

Is it possible huh

Then Buhari that said that the military is killing innocent Islamists that are fighting for the religion and also refused to be part of the negotiating team when he was called upon is now the saint huh

It really beats me. Now stopping BokoHaram is almost only the agenda in his campaign manifesto. He shouldn't worry, very soon, BokoHaram will be totally wiped out and we shall know what else he will use to campaign. I rather embrace TRANSFORMATION and move FORWARD to receive FRESH AIR than CHANGE. Change to what exactly huh

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Tears PDP Membership Card In Public by Izunwa(m): 1:10pm On Feb 16, 2015

Areyousure:
Obasanjo tears PDP membership card in public. Why do you think he did that?

http://www.punchng.com/news/obasanjo-tears-pdp-membership-card-in-public/

He just cleared my doubt, he's suffering from dementia

Politics › Re: Fayose Attacks Obasanjo, Says Ex-president Is Nigeria’s Main Enemy by Izunwa(m): 7:16pm On Feb 15, 2015

Let's call a spade a spade, OBJ is heating up the polity and doesn't play his role as a elder statesman. Why all these tackle to GEJ huh

Is he afraid that despite all the distractions especially from BokoHaram, GEJ is eclipsing his record as the Best Democratic President of Nigeria huh

He said he has retired from active politics, then all these propagandas are what huh

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Romance › Re: Could This Be The Most Romantic Val’s Day Message? (see Photo) by Izunwa(m): 6:07pm On Feb 14, 2015

Maybe she can't even read what was written on the T-shirt cos She looks like an illiterate to me.

Politics › Re: INEC Wasn’t Ready For Elections On Feb 14 - US Institutions by Izunwa(m): 4:54pm On Feb 12, 2015

tommysparks:
And America remains confused about how nigeria is managing to get things right. How nigeria stopped Ebola, how Nigeria has not disintegrated in2015, how Violence did not erupt after election postponement, how Nigeria became the largest economy in Africa even under Boko Haram attacks and oil pipeline vandalism, how Nigeria economy has not crashed with low oil prices even when Greece and some European countries are looking for bailouts. How Nigeria started assembling cars within few years of releasing an industrial plan, how we stopped importing cement but started exporting, And we shall surprise them when we force them to buy our crude using naira to rebounce our currency and soon we shall stop selling our crude to the numerous oyibo eagerly waiting to buy stolen crude from militants and sooner too there will be no money stolen from govt and kept in their banks. Sai Nigeria. Unity and faith, peace and progress!!

Tears dripped down my eyez while reading your piece. May God bless you. God will surely heal our land again.

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Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Governor Rotimi Amaechi Dancing Explosively At A Rally by Izunwa(m): 10:26am On Feb 10, 2015

Ozuo!!! Why does he always dance like an imbe huh

(Mambebe)

Politics › Re: Details From APC Press Conference by Izunwa(m): 10:36pm On Feb 08, 2015

All these APC e-warriors, I wonder how much were paid to you by Amaechi huh

Small kpakam wey dem shout Sai Buhari, una go carry 100likes full the update ;d. For God's sake, majority of registered voters doesn't hear your rants on Nairaland ;d. Una dey cry for CHANGE, now common small Change as change of election date by INEC una wan die ;d. What type of agent of CHANGE are you people huh

. I rather embrace TRANSFORMATION ;p

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Fashion › Re: Photo: Check Out This Funny Head Gear(gele) A Woman Wore To An Occasion by Izunwa(m): 12:05pm On Feb 05, 2015

alberto2k:
Hehehehe

I've been laughing real hard since I saw this pic.. lol

What will you call this kind of head gear?

Source: https://m.facebook.com/CentralBankofJokes/photos/a.632107486851830.1073741825.159773660751884/885571264838783/?type=1&source=46&refid=17

Omo dis one na MTN mast oo. Imagine dis person sitting in front of you in a football viewing centre while watching Champions league final grin

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Fashion › Re: Photo: Check Out This Funny Head Gear(gele) A Woman Wore To An Occasion by Izunwa(m): 11:48am On Feb 05, 2015

alberto2k:
Hehehehe

I've been laughing real hard since I saw this pic.. lol

What will you call this kind of head gear?

Source: https://m.facebook.com/CentralBankofJokes/photos/a.632107486851830.1073741825.159773660751884/885571264838783/?type=1&source=46&refid=17

Politics › Re: Shocking Woman Delivered Baby During Prophet T.B Joshua's Deliverance Pics & Vid by Izunwa(m): 5:09pm On Feb 03, 2015

What actually happened huh

Is the Expected Date of delivery over due ? Or what huh

Politics › Re: Picture Of Goodluck Jonathan Wearing Make-up by Izunwa(m): 4:50pm On Feb 03, 2015

That's the babe am talking about. Imagine the connection she will have. Op, pls do you have her contact huh

Family › Re: Some Sweet USUALS Every Wife Is Supposed To Be Giving To Her Husband! by Izunwa(m): 9:27pm On Jan 28, 2015

elantraceey:
Op i disagree with some of your posts .

What's my husband doing in a club ?

and without me for that matter?

Let me give you better points jare .

1. Pillow fights: Not only men can start this women can too

2. Paint his toe and finger nails just for fun.

3. Initiate sex: This sort of give men a feeling that they're wanted but most women don't do it i wonder why.

4. Wash his car: Sounds silly right but it's fun , even though there's someone washing it you can still take it up once in a while

5.Bath him: Remind him of his childhood days, you're now partially his mum remember

Baby, idi βα̲̅δt I swear.

Politics › Re: PDP Rally In Rivers State Today 28 January 2015 by Izunwa(m): 8:25pm On Jan 28, 2015

Nna men, this is the mother of all campaigns oo.

Romance › Re: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by Izunwa(m): 9:42am On Dec 30, 2014

Nna mehn!!! See as Women Association take tackle the Op cheesy

. But Op, u sound like a Children oo tongue

Celebrities › Re: Buhari Operating His Tablet (picture) by Izunwa(m): 11:47pm On Dec 24, 2014

eye4eye:
What about it slow poke?

The look is like " kaimana!!! Wat is tablet faa huh

I told Amaechi am only comfortable wit Cows walahi".

Politics › Re: Confused APC Member Refers To Roads Constructed By GEJ As Foreign Land by Izunwa(m): 11:45am On Dec 22, 2014

ochejoseph:
‎

A confused member of the APC Online media team was abandoned by his colleagues over the weekend

This followed a blunder he committed online as he crept into the Time line of the SA to the President on New media to earn his daily pay criticising everything Jonathan and PDP.

The opportunity for him to disgrace his team came barely few minutes before midday when the SA posted several pictures of roads constructed by the Jonathan Administration, (Benin -Ore, Okene Benin Bypass, Lokoja Abuja, Kano - Maiduguri, multi Lane Abuja Intercity lines, Lagos Ibadan etc) confused by the standard of Work the paid hireling thundered

" where and where are the roads .I can only see Foreign roads on ur script"( see pics below)

As soon as he posted the tweet, his comrades deserted him leaving him to sort out himself !!!!

Hahahahahahahaaaa!!! Chai!!! I don laff sotey tears full my eyes oo. Don't blame the clown abeg. Lookin at the pics, I myself tot it was foreign until I recognised the Benin road.

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