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kitty kat: It didn't work

Mynd_44: What happened to my advice?

kitty kat: Anyone with real answers?

Mynd_44: Only multiple slapping is the cure

chidyhels: SLap it out_or use prayers

lol

God fearing as in when you hear God, you ran away. Lol

But now we are old.

Happy born day ,flash.

Well ,she wants to hook you and she wants you hooked.

Bros,let me get you well. You went after a girl that you don't know already has two boyfriends and she told you that she wants to pray about it and yet after prayers by her pastor and parents which seemed to favour you she still said no to you and want to be with the one ,her heart yearns for. What did God say to you in your own prayers or you didn't pray yourself. Do you honestly want a woman who though is with you will be pinning for another man. You can only be second best for this woman. Free her . There are many other fish in the river.

Onliie: Teju BabyFace Show wrote: Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening to every word you say.......then, please be assured that the WEED you have just smoked is of superior quality.

lmao

Yeah! The matter has died down. She accepted my tales though she needed to hear from my accomplice. I was really sacred. Thanks peeps for your help.ciao

kinnad: stop cheating#frowns#

okay i will not cheat again.

oddysey: A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell inlove with a guy who was a Cleaner.
When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all and so, began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said, "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love; I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. The fiancé was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his fiancée, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot; the fiancée lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.

Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes, which had the blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream; she again washed the stains, but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time, the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door, she saw that same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
The old lady replied...
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"Omo Washing powder... it will remove all stubborn stains...!!! "

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shadshadyz: i sorry for you!

why ?

On monday this week,i have phcn people install meters in our yard,we have lived there for two years without meters making them bill us dearly. I did keep the meters in my flat for them to be picking and mounting at the designated places and i did leave my flat open for one of them who i could regard as a friend as he have done many other works for me. And i did show my girl what they did ,when she came around that monday night.so i told him ,whats up and he agreed to tell my girl that he was the one that used the old condoms when his girl friend came to see him as he was working and replaced it afterwards with the new one. He is married though. I met my girl yesterday night around 11p.m . She went out and came back late obviously because she wanted to avoid seeing me. After telling her the above tale. She said she will not believe me till she hear from both the man and the woman. That i have gone and prepared the truth for her. That i will try to pull off today. I will show her the man and bluf on the woman side. Though she has mellowed down .kai i was sacred .

Odenigbo Aroli: Like someone earlier suggested; Dont you have friends? Common man,think. There has to be a way out but dont you fhucking say you cheated except if you are indeed sure she will forgive,or you dont mind losing her.

yeah! Came up with something ,i am hoping that she will give me the benefit of doubt and there is a new twist to the story. I am going to see her now.

Totoplayer20: The only lie that I will tell, with out looking back is cheating
You can't tell the woman you love that you are cheating
That is a NO

i am regretting my actions seriously and will never try such again.its now obvious to me that i love this girl. And i am not losing her.

Totoplayer20: Ok
You are not a player?
What are you?
Having sex in your girlfriend/wife bed
Your dumb ass can go confess
She will kick your black ass out

sorry , we do not live together ,she stays with her friends though she has just gotten her own house and may move into in there next week. The issue is i don't want to lose her and i can sense that confessing will do just that.

shadshadyz: from this your post you are destined to be a doggie,cos you just started apprenticeship in sex and its obvious from this your post that you are benefiting in monetary terms from the girl, better be careful and watch your self,i already see this relationship coming to an end if not now in the future!

No,i don't benefit from her financially. Actually its me that oils the relationship financially.though she earns her own money. She is a seamstress and owns her own shop with people working for her.

ayo jango: Lost two family members in d crash no inspiration for now

eeyah sorry, you hear.

NRI PRIEST: You be serious ODE! I am not blaming you for cheating but u got two things wrong; 1,you brought the punny home. 2,you used the home resource ! I wont tell you what do do but if you are a true player you will figure it out,malla.!

guy, am not a true player ,tell me what to do. Apart from youth service runs. This is my first r/ship that am thinking could turn to a long term thing. Haven't cheated on anybody in the past.

2goodbobo: @OP ... Just tell her is a friend of yours that came to your house with his Chick and did it in your crib. Meanwhile, talk to any of your Randy friends to cover up for you incase she might want to hear from Him, and don't forget to give that your friend the full story. Better not confess, cos if you do, she just might use it against you someday

have already told her that nobody visited neither male nor female.

kokoye: Question: Are you prepared for what may happen if you confess...whatever it is?

The answer may help with your decision..which is ultimately yours.

i may lose her if i do,and i am not prepared for that. so i suppose denial continues . If she decides to walk then . . .

kpolli: Fool!!!! Couldn't u tell her u gave a friend some

yeah,should have replaced the entire pack and told her my neighbour borrowed the old ones but it didn't cross my mind. I didn't think she would notice the difference btw the two condoms. Am troubled because she is not raking ,kind of coldly furious, saying men ! They cannot be trusted. .it was the same issue she had with her ex but she caught him red handed.

Killz.:
[color=#000030]Ode.[/color]

sexkills , i asked for advice.i knew that i fu.cked up.

My girl travelled to see her child, relatives and parents on the last saturday of may.she warned me to not misbehave but unfortunately last friday i ran into my ex and took her home and knacked her akpako. She came back yesterday and when she came to my house she said the condom that was remaining before she travelled was five but now 3 remains ,what happened and also that it is not the same condom and that i should explain myself and give her two reasons why she should forgive me and why i couldn't hold myself for just ten days. I denied that i didn't use the condom ,that i didn't mess any body but she didn't agree with me. To make matters worse as she was searching the house she saw the old condom sachet and said that they are different ,that i should confess and she would forgive me. But for where ,how me i go confess . I denied and i am still denying. The truth is that there was 3 condoms as she left and i used 1 with my ex but i didn't see that same condom to buy and replace it ,so i bought another type and kept 3 of them where i normally keep condom and hid the rest but i didn't know she will spot the difference btw the two type of condoms. The denial is not working ,so am thinking whether i should confess . I told a friend ,he said that i shouldn't try it.i like this chick ,i don't want to lose her. It's a case of not knowing what you have till you are about to lose it. I need your advice ,how do i tread in this matter.

Make una in dutch now

Online, these things nigerian men says about nigerian women , are they true ?