₦airaland Forum

Beorn:
Guy, I also mentioned about the story-line in that post of mine you quoted. If you recall, I was unrelenting in my criticism of Acrimony's ending because it ended like a typical Nollywood movie which has to make a plot dumb to achieve its happy ending. Even Ishilove_ that rated the movie highly disapproved of its Nollywood-esque happy ending. See how dumb the ending played out: Taraji magically evaded the yacht guards, then sauntered her way to the couple's bedroom undetected and had the time to wear the new wife's wedding gown. Held them hostage, commanded the guards to jump off the yacht in the middle o the sea and when she later died, the new wife managed to drive back in the dead of the night on the sea and rescued the yacht guards one by one. All aimed at giving the movie a happy ending. Na so. Na Supergirl she be.

happy ending you say? I honestly don't believe the movie ended on a happy note. She died for crying out loud. If they later reconciled and got married, then can say it ended on a happy note, not the way it ended. Nope. bearing the scars of being shot in the belly and axed on the leg by your ex can't be said to be something that ended on a happy note.

as for Taraji gaining access into the yatch, well, I believe there's bound to be security breach regarding the crew on board. Remember it was the same yatch the talked about buying. So I believe she should know her way around it. Not that they actually hired professionals as private security guards though.

It's this same reason why I criticized Lacasa de Papel director's habit of always turning the Professor into a Clark Kent that is always having everyone and everything fall in line for him whenever he's at a crossroad. The Professor usually appears out of the blue and solve every mistake. It's tacky directing.

i've not seen this movie, so I really can't say anything about it.

I'm confused here, when have I ever called my opinions facts? When you rated Acrimony 9.8 or is it 8.9, did you see me quote you to tell you you're wrong? If Acrimony is not Nollywood-esque to you, that's your opinion, as for me, it bears undeniable resemblance to a Nollywood movie. If you also enjoyed October Ist, good for you; the movie was a waste of my time and cinema money with its dull uninspiring acting and storyline.

sorry about this.

KoiceReloaded:
Wow, someone is really spazzing. Are you on your period? Asking as a concern citizen.

your concern is best shoved where it belong, your gob.

KoiceReloaded:
Okay, that's it not even possible. How can a emboldened capslocked "personal opinion" emanate from a person's ass. Please Beo rn, Ishilo ve et al, come help me solve this mind boggling equation oo.

are you thick or are you a dick? I don't even know which to call you. Kindly help me out, will you?

KoiceReloaded:
Wow! You must be a telepath. How did you know?!

know that you're a nitwit? You tell me?

KoiceReloaded:
Eeya. Poor fella is offended by my sense of humor. Chill. It's all in good fun. No need to get emotional like a bi*ch in heat.

LHM! The sense of humour of a motor park tout. Wow. i'm not amazed, not in the least.

KoiceReloaded:
There are personal opinion, and there are PERSONAL OPINIONS. Your's is not capslocked and thus, belongs in a trashcan.

likewise there are personal opinion, and there are PERSONAL OPINIONS and yours, belong where it emanated from, your ass.

Beorn:
E shook me too because Gone Girl's acting and story-line is top notch to be Nollywood-esque. I remember the hype surrounding Kunle Afolayan's October Ist movie, I decided to watch it in cinema and rued my decision. The acting was just too drab that I swore not to bother about Nollywood cinematic movies till I leave this earth.

can you compare the acting in acrimony to that of any nollywood movie? Beside, October 1st isn't really a bad movie.

Sometimes, I wonder why many of you believe your personal opinions about movies are absolute facts, when it's just what it is, your personal opinion.

Lawd!

KoiceReloaded:
Obviously. What a shitty quote. Severus Snape must have sniffed some glue.

KoiceReloaded:
I like this. You're been a good sport about this by laughing at yourself.

you know a fool doesn't really know he's a fool, right?

Beorn:
You read my mind because I posted the genre immediately you did.

"the mind is not a book"... - Severus Snape.

Beorn:
Nollywood also has Romantic genre, therefore Titanic is Nollywood-esque.

they also have action movies, therefore John Wick is Nollywood esque.

Did I also forget Nollywood also have horror genre? Have you seen Witch Doctor Of The Living Dead?

The police have no right to arrest or threaten anyone who obeys IPOB sit at home order. Rather, employers of labour are in the best position to deal with any of their employee who obeys this sit at home order.

It's not today the police have shown they're suffering from acute misplaced priorities.

afroniger:
Next time you zip up instead of bleeping everything in skirts and dropping kids you aren't ready to take care of.

you should at least relate this message to the girls who open their legs for every celebrity to fvck.

Nonsense!

KoiceReloaded:
Belonging to same genre doesn't often infer that movies or shows can be liken with one another. Often times, the primary themes/motifs/contents/subjects are completely different. Lemme ask you, do orange, grape, lime and lemon look/taste the same?

I've nothing more to add. I don't have the energy to argue right now.

whatever.

FluidQueen:
Deadbeat dad

you speak from experience?

KoiceReloaded:
Did I hear you right? Did you just compare Gone Girl with frigging Acrimony?? WTF dude?! Jesus. H. Christ!

why shouldn't I? Isn't it the same genre: drama/suspense or am I missing something.

Kindly fill me in if i'm missing something.

lawalosky:
A Local refilling plant...

ok

lawalosky:
I understand ur point bro. Is a gas cylinder station.

a skid, a gas refilling plant or a peddler station?

lawalosky:
It Is Gas explosion, what clarification again are u talking about??

did it occur to you that petrol is also called gas?

Shortyy:
Has he paid his baby mamas?

pay them? Is he owing them money or something like that?

Majority of nigerians will wait for Onitsha version.

dominique:
Lord have mercy!
RIP to the deceased, I hope the injured gets treatment asap. I don't think the guy hoping on bike with major burns will survive this

please, any time you push topics like this to front page, always ask the OP to clarify if it's petrol (pms) or gas (lpg).

Thank you.

zzzzy:
i disagree, High end nollywood movies aren't that way, i put acrimony in that category.

why? because there's no action or alien to kill?

KoiceReloaded:
Acrimony is Nollywood-esque, bud.

have you seen Gone Girl? Would you put it in that same category?

HungerBAD:
This is a shame.

The continual stay of this woman in this Government,shows a lack of transparency on the side of President Buhari.

Salisu Buhari was the Speaker in 1999, when it was discovered by the then PDP ruling party that he forged his Toronto certificates. The Majority party threw him out of power and into a political wilderness he has not recovered from.

President Buhari shielding this Adeosun woman is bad. Not everything should be about politics, especially if it concerns forgeries of certifications.

if that certificate had been forged by me or you, i'm sure the Nigerian police would have made public spectacle of us.

SMH.

Juzec:
What is the difference between the acrimony you rated 8.8/9 and most nollywood movies?

difference is they act without you knowing they're acting. Even though you know it's acting, they don't make it fvcking obvious.

Airforce1:
This one be jumping from dick to dick like it's her birthright

From victor anechebe , tekno, Asa asika, some other unknown guys and now this new guy on the block .

I wonder what would be the current state of her Pussy .

I believe she could have been a coded runz girl if not for her father's money.

krattoss:


Support ke u dia

How can I support someone who claims she S a feminist..

can't even stomach the thought of sitting down for hours to watch a nollywood movie.

Don't Breathe. 6/10

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. 6/10

Acrimony: 8.8/10. Very nice drama. Couldn't understand why my friends blamed the guy.

Zhinurayn17:
who as this one for explanation.. After reading that long Shit..
You sef come add yours..
Farfaru ko fura ni

Shey na by force to read? Na ur type no sabi book but make noise pass 4 school.

Free the Weed!

Ah Bado! That's in Farfaru, close to Shehu Shagari College of Education, Government Technical College and Sokoto State Poly technique.

The road is tarred, that's why he can drive at that speed.