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The Harder They Fall.

handelex:
COPSHOP.

Heard the same sentence in bodied.

handelex:
"I'll be a fvcking monkey's uncle"

Bodied?

thatthickgurl:

Oh come off it. It's always a nice sight seeing a girl cum.

thatthickgurl:
This post just gave me orgasms

Now won't that be a sight to see.

abduleez1:
That battle scene was too easy my guy.
The main reason I didn't find that scene palatable is cos Duke Atreides was well aware of the impending danger and bogus plan. With that kinda situation he should have been prepared for attack ASAP.

Vigilance should have doubled. Imagine make that kind attack happen and all the goddamn foot soldiers were all asleep on duty. Defence guns wasn't even up in initial attack till when battle was almost lost.

If na me be general, many people go chop court martial. Heads go roll. Fine even if the Shields and Comms were down, what was manposts doing. So everybody dey relax when dem know say war dey come. That's an unprepared Army to me.

Bros let's not spoil the movie for those who haven't watched it yet. We will revisit this post.

abduleez1:
I don watch am since yesterday. My review they up.

Ah okay.

abduleez1:
I swear. Baba spoil everything for us. I come dey wonder some of the details spilled definitely no dey inside the film.

Anyways, I await the incoming TV show more.
DUNE: The Sisterhood will probably focus on the Bene Gesserit.

TV shows ke? Didn't know about any TV show bro. Don't think I'll even watch it.

Hey once upon a time there were talks about the series of John Wick, The Continental, Though it's not focus on John Wick so I heard, now it's completely silent.

abduleez1:
I see.

I dey think say na cos Toro face dey always fold fold, e dey look like tribal marks at times.

At all, at all. Lol. Weaving na naija man.

Watch the movie make you drop review. Movie that starred Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, Hugo Weaving and "Marcus Crassus" is sure to deliver bro.

abduleez1:
DUNE ......7.5/10

Very entertaining movie. Rich visuals. Great lore and world building. Interesting magical powers.

I don't understand the whining it's not understandable. It's pretty straight forward if you pay attention to details.

My main issue with it is the way House Attreides was obliterated. Such wipeout of an army shouldn't be that easy even if you caught unawares. Yep, I'm aware a traitor made it easy. But still.

Anxiously waiting for the next installment. At least next year we'll return back to Dune's world with the new TV show.

Faze the Nigerian artiste once said "na who know pesin dey kill pesin" (in yoruba). That's exactly what happened to House Atreides, remember the same pesin almost delivered another back to back hit?

This is exactly why I love Batman, he's always the cynic. He doesn't ever trust anyone, well apart from Alfred, that is.

abduleez1:
Lol, weyrey you din run first me post review.

Na Benicio Del Toro you dey call Ijebu man.

Nope. Na Hugo Weaving be dat Ibadan man, The guy dey always deliver. But Benicio Del Toro dey always try wella. The guy can act.

oyetpel:
Sorry chief, just didn't like how he was trying to berate one of the best films I have watched in recent times.
And to think if not because of the hype on this thread before its release, I won't even know about a film called Dune.

It's all good, no harm done. Though from your explanation seems as if you've been acquainted to the story before, no?

oyetpel:
I think I can answer No. 1 and 3

1) The Harkkonen are not evil, even though they rule Arrakis with a very strict and often cruel way.
They preside over Arrakis with order from the Emperor. The Emperor is like the overall ruler in the universe, and anybody from a great house can become an Emperor, but House Currino have been ruling as Emperor for years.
Now, Duke Atreides is becoming successful and the Emperor fear that Duke's success and developed influence may hinder him in decision making. Heck with Duke's influence in the Laadsrad (like a senate of great houses), he could overthrow the Emperor.
So, the Emperor's solution to stopping the rise of Duke was planned.
House Atreides and House Harkkonen have a long standing hatred for each other. So the Emperor did as if he collected dune from House Harkkonen to give House Atreides, but it was an attempt to destroy House Atreides, in that if House Harkkonen was to wage war against House Atreides it will be seen as a result of their past hatred for each other.
And so it will not seem as if its the Emperor that wants to personally destroy Duke because if the Laadsrad find out the Emperor did such, they can impeach him.


3) You see, the Bene Gesserit are magical and powerful, and they are also part of government.
Dune is set like 10,000 years after the current year we are in, computers are wiped out. So human beings with special powers are the ones doing the work of computers, and each are trained by different organisations and assigned to great houses. E.g Mentat (Thufir Hawat, he is like the computer brain of House Atreides) ordinary human being cannot do his work.
Now, spice is a substance that heightens the abilities of these special people.
Now, understand that Paul Atreides is like 14-15 years old in the setting of this movie.

The parts that one cannot learn in the movie is that;
*The mother Bene Gesserit is the mother of Lady Jessica (Paul's mother)

*Wladimir Harkkonen is the father of Lady Jessica.

The Bene Gesserit believes they have solution to their universe problems, so they started a breeding exercise to bring forth to the world a MESSIAH.
In the course of this breeding arrangement, the Mother Bene Gesserit went to Wladimir Harkkonen to sleep with him but the child had deformity and it was killed. She later went to Wladimir Harkkonen to mate again, but he was under alcoholic influence I think, so he raped Mother Bene Gesserit and she placed a curse on him, which made him so obese that he had to implant endoskeleton tech to be able to move and float.
Now the child as a result of the rape is Lady Jessica.

Obviously Duke Atreides has a wife before, but because of their breeding program the Bene Gesserit must have made Lady Jessica seduced Duke to get entangled with him. In line with this, Lady Jessica was to give birth to a daughter whom when old enough will be married to another great house male child to continue breeding till they get that 'ONE' (Kwisatz Haderach).
So assuming Lady Jessica gets pregnant, once she notice it's a boy she will have to terminate it.
But Lady Jessica first child was a boy (Paul), so she decided to keep it. And she also had that personal believe that the Kwisatz Haderach was Paul reason she didn't terminate Paul.
But the Bene Gesserit also saw signs that Paul had the qualities of being 'the One' but because they had not reached their full planned breeding, they believe the arrival of Paul as the ONE was too early and might cause problems for them.
Reason why the Mother tested Paul with the Gom Jabber, assuming Paul could not withstand that unimaginable pain, he would have been killed right there.

Jeez bro. In explaining you spoiled Dune 2 and 3. Not to worry, by the time it comes out I'm sure the thread would have progressed past this page.

The Wolfman.

Dat Ibadan man never fails to deliver.

Queenslander:
Fucckingg mofo, who married his grandmother for money and papers, I guess no one with saggy balls will condemn him here,. Instead they hail and praise him,. Like he's the sweetest thing invented after candy,.

Buh if it was the other way round,. Nairaland saggy balls association would have sank their venomous fangs into the woman. Calling her all manner of unprintable names..

I guess whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good,. Luckily. This is not difficult..
Charlotte whitton..

Bunch of lowlifes!!
SPits..

Damn!! Hope nobody took your candy?

pu7pl3:
Gunpowder milkshakewas a blatant feminist movie but I enjoyed it cos it was really fun and that hospital scene remains one of my best scenes this year

But I don't think Netflix is toning down their feminist propaganda anytime soon o

Believe me they will. It's becoming way too obvious. I don't know if they believe it'll make people stream their movies the more cos men, it's becoming annoying...

pu7pl3:
apart from the lead being a female, Kate wasn't a feminist movie in any way my brother

True that. Gunpowder Milkshake had feminist written all over it.

I think Netflix is trying to tone down on their feminist nonsense now. I watched Night Teeth a moment ago and I smiled at the way they sugar-coated it.

I'm sure by now Ipob and ESN will start thinking of new ways to wage their feeble and useless war since they know they're running out of useless individuals who will die for them.

What I want to know is why isn't Nnamdi Kanu's offspring and siblings members of ESN? I'm sure it will drive some sense into his head if he sees pictures of his siblings or offspring dead from multiple bullet wound.

It's a marvel this SERAP guys aren't tired of suing the president already. Good lord.

Night Teeth.

Good one Mr. Governor.

Army of Thieves.

Not bad though kinda clichè

abduleez1:
Sheesh.....and it's ROTTEN!!

An MCU first.....

The rating from Google users is 68%. Let's see if the rating will rise when it hits cinemas.

Greenback:
So a Fulani militia should dress like a Fulani and even put on his I.d card,hug?
Your own type of reasoning can only emanate from the rectum .

Actually it is your reasoning that emanated from your own unwashed rectum, you depraved Cock_ sucking douchebag.

Below is a picture I know your empty brain can't decipher. I'm sure according to you, he dressed like a Fulani. Foolish idiot. It's a pity your phone is smarter than you. Anuofia.

loveth360:
Have DSS ever take responsibility of their evil actions,they always deny.

They attacked Kanu's home killing 28 unarmed youths,yet denied it even with videos and pictures from the scene.

They attacked the home of Kanu's lawyer killed his PA,yet denied it not knowing that CCTV captured it.

They attacked Igboho home,denied it but later admit it.

Have Ipob/ESN ever taken responsibility pertaining to the mayhem they unleash in the South East? Most of you Ipob/ESN sympathizers can't seem to smell your own sh1t.

RuggedBiafran:
The heat is on...the truth is standard in any situation. All the zombies and their handlers...can see that IPOB is winning the war and the useless propaganda packaged by the most foolish government is being debunked ASAP.

IGBO people my respect for you guys...na 10000%

Chai! This guy sef. I fear you but I no run. You're truly trying too hard to lie to yourself and deceive others along the line. Choi!. I hail you sha.

oyetpel:
The Trip (2021)

Norwegian movie.
I downloaded this movie because of Naomi Repace and I wasn't disappointed.
Lots of slashing, blood and gore tho.

Hmmmm. Noomi Rapace, she acted in Deadman Down with Collin Farrel.

Some people will have sleepless night today.

GidiCars:
Why don't you also show us the causality on the side of the zoo police. Some police men and men of the DSS also died, but the media won't show you that. It's Ipob dead bodies they're showing.

is there anything stopping you from showing the bodies of the police or so called DSS operatives that died?

RuggedBiafran:
THIS IS A FAILED ATTEMPT AT CASTING FAKE NEWS ON IPOB...THE INTERNET IS ALREADY AWASH WITH THE PICTURES AND THE CERTIFICATION THAT THESE BASTARDS ARE ACTUALLY FULANI MILITIA MEN...

SO @OP YOUR ATTEMPT TO CAST IPOB DIED INSTANTLY....SPITS!!

This is very funny. The way some of you always try to lie to yourself is something else.

I'm sure you've seen a Fulani man put on jeans or chinos and long sleeve shirt abi.