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RomanceRe: Ladies Eat So Much Because..? by J2ff(op): 7:39am On Jun 12, 2025
Always remember this before judging them
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 11:40am On Jun 08, 2025
Happy Sunday
RomanceRe: “if We're Partners, Why Am I Paying All The Bills?” by J2ff: 5:56pm On Jun 07, 2025
Abi o
RomanceRe: “No Means Maybe?” — The Unspoken Games Of Desire In The Nigerian Dating Scene by J2ff: 5:53pm On Jun 07, 2025
Very valid and much needed topic. Ladies you better listen and borrow yourselves sense
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff:
Be clean, don't be mean

Floss in between your teeth
RomanceRe: Ladies Eat So Much Because..? by J2ff(op): 8:54pm On Jun 06, 2025
Yup
RomanceRe: Sex Is About 9 Things...✍� by J2ff: 6:53pm On May 14, 2025
xprojectlive:
1. CONSENT
You should never force your spouse into having sex. Both of you need to consent to it each time even as a married couple. Don't be the person who offends your spouse and demands sex when your spouse is hurting.
2. CONSCIENCE
Whatever sexual position you two do, whatever location where you two have sex; both your conscience should be OK with it. Don't force your spouse to do things that disturb the conscience.
3. MUTUAL ENJOYMENT
It is not just about your sexual pleasure, both of you have to enjoy it. As your spouse makes you feel good, make him/her feel good too.
4. pre-intimacy
pre-intimacy is not just the touching, licking and rubbing before intercourse; but also treating each other special when sex is not the agenda. This makes your spouse feel your good treatment is not a tactic to get sex, but genuine love.
5. HINDPLAY
Hindplay is treating each other special after the climax. This involves cuddles, kind words, prayer, compliments and acts of service.
6. HYGIENE
Sex being an exchange and mixing of body fluids and collision of bodies; maintain good hygiene. Brush your teeth, shower, wash your vagina well, wash your penis well, wash your butt area well to prevent foul smell, change inner wear, keep your finger nails clean, keep the bedroom clean, smell good. This encourages intimacy.
7. CREATIVITY
It is called love making because you are creating. Avoid monotony, create new memories.
8. COMMUNICATION
Communicate how you want your spouse to please you; don't suffer in silence and assume your spouse knows. Make requests how you want it. Communicate when it is painful. Communicate when you are made love too well. Moan to encourage your spouse to do it right.
9. CONNECTION
When love making is done right, you two will connect better and deeper as a couple.
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Makes sense
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 1:05pm On May 11, 2025
Smelly mouths and armpits must be eliminated!
FamilyRe: Husband Reports Wife To Families After Finding Adult Toys In Her Belongings by J2ff: 10:57pm On Apr 20, 2025
The real issue with this whole thing is this being posted on the Internet
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 11:24am On Apr 18, 2025
Smilleydr:
but be light in skin colour and tall small, the last girl wey I carry come my house too get yarns and black come short no no no, she s not attractive to me all,

The yarns s too big come dey black haba
cheesy
TravelRe: Update On The Lagos Green Line Project by J2ff:
arsenal33:
Yes, we know you live in VGC and your side chick lives in Freedom Way
I'm talking about reducing traffic congestion, see what this one is talking about
HealthRe: Shave Your Vagina Area Before Labour Starts - Midwife Advises Pregnant Women by J2ff: 10:00pm On Apr 07, 2025
Interesting
TravelRe: Update On The Lagos Green Line Project by J2ff: 6:33am On Apr 06, 2025
This is cool but the flyover from VGC to freedom way needs to be continued and finished swiftly please! 3rd to comment
RomanceRe: Ladies Eat So Much Because..? by J2ff(op): 6:39pm On Apr 04, 2025
No objections. Seems some eyes have been opened
RomanceLadies Eat So Much Because..? by J2ff(op):
Could it be that ladies eat a lot when out on dates etc. because of the need to replace energy lost from blood reduction that happens during and after going through periods/menses huh


Or how you see am? Maybe the jury has been too harsh on them
RomanceRe: Man City FFP: Sky Sports Offer ‘big Clue’ Over Not Guilty Verdict by J2ff: 4:30pm On Apr 01, 2025
Good stuff
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 4:34pm On Mar 16, 2025
Sunday greetings
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 9:01am On Mar 15, 2025
Would advise ladies to use water after pooing to rinse that place and wipe from front back to avoid cross contaminating their honey pot
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Not Worried About Next Election – Sunday Dare by J2ff: 8:47am On Mar 15, 2025
God bless Nigeria
RomanceRe: Ubunja Miseducations [book] by J2ff: 9:54am On Feb 22, 2025
Kipaji:
Ground-breaking, life-changing, enlightening, authentic, and eccentric. These are just a few ways to describe Ubunja (www.nairaland.com/ubunja) and his contributions on Nairaland. In the four years I spent on Nairaland, Ubunja is one of the most distinguished users I met on the platform.

I discovered him on the main redpill thread. His contributions were so striking, that I wanted to learn more and more from him. I eventually went through his entire post history and the journey was life changing. The miseducations enlightened me, and I am certain they would help most people out there. So, I decided to compile them for ease of access.

This compilation contains posts titled as “miseducations” by Ubunja as well as other gems he dropped in other threads. I changed the formatting so that it presents well and corrected the grammatical and syntax errors. Plus, I made very slight adjustments by mixing two or more posts in one.

If you want to know more about Ubunja, just visit his Nairaland profile. You will also see his email there.

You can download the compilation here for free: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s1x5l5sqs56r7mw3tqlaq/Ubunja-s-Miseducations.pdf?rlkey=aintswdf8ve30u69yvqgktqxc&st=oi3gugs7&dl=0
(no sign-up or anything required; just click download)
God bless, keep and protect you boss
RomanceRe: This Man Is Arguably The Best Porrnstar Alive (pix) by J2ff: 9:02am On Feb 09, 2025
Elzazzi:
She does cum atimes in her other videos. They did some couple of videos together, not only one. Damn I watched that woman videos. I can't even count. I mean for over 6 years, including other big ass porn videos. That's how I started masturbating and now I'm battling with premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. embarassed
All this porn discussion leads people back to evil. Porn is a VERY terrible thing
RomanceRe: "My Girlfriend Refused To Answer A Man’s Calls In My Presence Should I Be Concer by J2ff: 11:48pm On Feb 08, 2025
annolomy:
Yes that's what I want to do, I nor wan carry ashawo. Once I see my soulmate I go break up with her
Careful with this strategy o. Make sure she not the wicked type that will do something terrible when she finds out you broke up with her to be with someone else
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 6:31pm On Feb 08, 2025
Eating cashew nuts helps keep acne (pimples) away
RomanceRe: For Men Eyes Only by J2ff: 6:24pm On Feb 08, 2025
True sha embarassed
RomanceRe: Thank God Nigerian Men Are Happy, February 14 Will Be So Sweet!! by J2ff: 7:10pm On Feb 06, 2025
Let's wait and see
RomanceRe: Ladies Check; This Piece Is For You!! by J2ff: 7:32am On Jan 31, 2025
YourFada2:
LADIES AVOID PEER PRESSURE WITH MARRIAGES

The past 2 years we have recorded a lot of youth divorces and a lot of youth engagement plus youth marriages and I have also noticed how these engagements and marriages have created some kinda of peer pressure in young women.

I know women love marriages and they love to be married plus no woman want to be 25 years and above without a man or without married, marriage is a big thing for women and I understand that but don’t let peer pressure make you ready before your time.

Women that are 25-30 are under pressure and they are in speed trying to be loved and this has created calamity and fear at the same time.

Ladies, RELAX marriage is a life time commitment and once you’re in it’s difficult to come out and it’s important that you take your time, don’t mind about your age or about who is getting married in your circle or family.

It’s okay to be 28 and not married, it’s okay to be 30 and not married, it’s okay to be 25 and not married what is not okay is finding yourself with a man who was not meant for you, if you find yourself with a wrong man life will frustrate you and marriage will not be sweet ohhhh.

Most of you women are rushing so hard and moving too fast just because the person you know got married and you feel like you’re behind and that your time will not come, no it will come baby girl relax and continue working on yourself to be a wife. Most of you rushing will come back running and never want to be married again and you are the same ones that becomes toxic and inflict fear in your friends.

Ladies, I urge you to remain calm, relax and invest your time in building yourself up. Build your careers, build businesses, build companies, build your finances and be there for your family, take time to learn more about marriage and family, learn more how it’s done, learn about marriage from women that have divorced and not wanting to be married again, learn more men that have divorced and never want to marry again, learn from men and women in successful marriages and this will help you to be equip as you wait for your man.

SEX fade away in marriage and everything else finishes and if you were not well equipped to take up that responsibility you will fail to stay and you will be back in the street again.

So don’t rush yourselves sisters
Age is just age.
They should just make sure they freeze their eggs before age 35 if they DON'T take this advice i.e. if they don't work on themselves while waiting.

Can't cheat nature unfortunately as women have limited number of eggs and conception becomes more difficult as they age and lose eggs.

God can do miracles though but in their young age they must work HARD on their character.

When your character is good, even if you stay in your house people will recommend you to good suitors abroad etc

https://smallbiztechnology.com/archive/2025/01/10-circumstances-in-life-where-a-persons-true-colors-always-come-out-according-to-psychology.html/

Wishing all women the best 🥂
RomanceRe: Will I See Him Again? I Want To See Him Again, Please Help. by J2ff: 9:20pm On Jan 28, 2025
Amakababe:
For nairalanders who know Unity Villa in Futminna GK campus, I sojourned there in my first year (2016) with my 300 level female friends who allowed me stay with them for a month before I moved to the hostel, and two weeks into my stay, I was struck by a sight of God in flesh, literally and metaphorically. I was looking out my window on a beautiful evening and saw him walking towards the alley that led to the gate, and I was indeed stunned!
He was devastatingly handsome and walks conspicuously, that what my first crush in the school, I saw him a couple times, and he knew I was a fresher (I suppose). I would pass him sitted in his corridor many times a day in attempts to give greenlight - apparently he would see me, and I would see him staring from the corner of my eye, but I wore a frowning bitter facial expression so I think that might've scared him off (like narcissistic fresher, I better keep off!)

I didn't know his department or level (but I presume he should be 200 or 300, while I was in 100)

Sadly, I didn't get the chance to talk to him during my stay there, and I eventually left.

Fast forward to 2018, I saw him again after 2 years and I looked and immediately dropped my gaze, I was foolish and now I think he's graduated already. I've described him to my friends, asking for name or phone number, but they can't picture the description I have given them.

Please advise on what to do. I promise to give the greenlight a million times next time I see him.
it is well sis, just don't wear a frown when you see a guy you like. Smile and stare instead
RomanceRe: I Will Savor, Eat, Suck, Kiss, Relish And Fùck This Cute Guy (pics) by J2ff: 9:17pm On Jan 28, 2025
Amakababe:
I'm just staying woke tonight in seclusion wondering what I'll do to this boy, if i could have tons of millions of dollars overnight.
I'll travel to Calabasas, ask him out, and make him mine forever, willingly or forcefully. I have a bizarre fixation on his handsome boy, I can't stop looking at his picture, he's on my lockscreen and wallpaper, I cherish his songs. I mean, look at his lips, perfect dentition, thin nose, flawless complexion.
No, I'm not delusional or having eerie premonitions.
Jaden Smith please my wonb is open, come and fùck me til I'm overleveraged with sèmen, take me into hibernation, make me your mortgage, your escrow, your bitch.
I LOVE YOU!!!!!
God please. Just one night.
I believe I would get rich, either by serendipity or whatever, but when I get wealthy, I would track you down for sure. You spoiled rich handsome sexy batshit crazy brat turning me ON right now.
Will smith son. Marry him first sha before anything else
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 10:28am On Jan 26, 2025
J2ff:
Drop your tips in this thread to keep it active weekly. The more people see it, the less filthy singles you will see in your daily life to choose from
Happy new year and happy Sunday
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 6:01pm On Jan 19, 2025
J2ff:
Drop your tips in this thread to keep it active weekly. The more people see it, the less filthy singles you will see in your daily life to choose from
There are bacteria in our stomachs that break down foods and convert it to poo. The same process happens in our mouths, that's why it's important to floss and use a tongue scraper when brushing one's teeth to remove left over particles and meat stuck in between teeth

If not one will have poo mouth and poo breath. Some people have unknowingly kissed partners that have actual poo in their mouths embarassed

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