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arsenal33:
Yes, we know you live in VGC and your side chick lives in Freedom Way

I'm talking about reducing traffic congestion, see what this one is talking about

Interesting

This is cool but the flyover from VGC to freedom way needs to be continued and finished swiftly please! 3rd to comment

No objections. Seems some eyes have been opened

Could it be that ladies eat a lot when out on dates etc. because of the need to replace energy lost from blood reduction that happens during and after going through periods/menses


Or how you see am? Maybe the jury has been too harsh on them

Good stuff

Sunday greetings

Would advise ladies to use water after pooing to rinse that place and wipe from front back to avoid cross contaminating their honey pot

God bless Nigeria

Kipaji:
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I discovered him on the main redpill thread. His contributions were so striking, that I wanted to learn more and more from him. I eventually went through his entire post history and the journey was life changing. The miseducations enlightened me, and I am certain they would help most people out there. So, I decided to compile them for ease of access.

This compilation contains posts titled as “miseducations” by Ubunja as well as other gems he dropped in other threads. I changed the formatting so that it presents well and corrected the grammatical and syntax errors. Plus, I made very slight adjustments by mixing two or more posts in one.

If you want to know more about Ubunja, just visit his Nairaland profile. You will also see his email there.

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God bless, keep and protect you boss

Elzazzi:
She does cum atimes in her other videos. They did some couple of videos together, not only one. Damn I watched that woman videos. I can't even count. I mean for over 6 years, including other big ass porn videos. That's how I started masturbating and now I'm battling with premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction.

All this porn discussion leads people back to evil. Porn is a VERY terrible thing

annolomy:
Yes that's what I want to do, I nor wan carry ashawo. Once I see my soulmate I go break up with her

Careful with this strategy o. Make sure she not the wicked type that will do something terrible when she finds out you broke up with her to be with someone else

Eating cashew nuts helps keep acne (pimples) away

True sha

Let's wait and see

YourFada2:
LADIES AVOID PEER PRESSURE WITH MARRIAGES

The past 2 years we have recorded a lot of youth divorces and a lot of youth engagement plus youth marriages and I have also noticed how these engagements and marriages have created some kinda of peer pressure in young women.

I know women love marriages and they love to be married plus no woman want to be 25 years and above without a man or without married, marriage is a big thing for women and I understand that but don’t let peer pressure make you ready before your time.

Women that are 25-30 are under pressure and they are in speed trying to be loved and this has created calamity and fear at the same time.

Ladies, RELAX marriage is a life time commitment and once you’re in it’s difficult to come out and it’s important that you take your time, don’t mind about your age or about who is getting married in your circle or family.

It’s okay to be 28 and not married, it’s okay to be 30 and not married, it’s okay to be 25 and not married what is not okay is finding yourself with a man who was not meant for you, if you find yourself with a wrong man life will frustrate you and marriage will not be sweet ohhhh.

Most of you women are rushing so hard and moving too fast just because the person you know got married and you feel like you’re behind and that your time will not come, no it will come baby girl relax and continue working on yourself to be a wife. Most of you rushing will come back running and never want to be married again and you are the same ones that becomes toxic and inflict fear in your friends.

Ladies, I urge you to remain calm, relax and invest your time in building yourself up. Build your careers, build businesses, build companies, build your finances and be there for your family, take time to learn more about marriage and family, learn more how it’s done, learn about marriage from women that have divorced and not wanting to be married again, learn more men that have divorced and never want to marry again, learn from men and women in successful marriages and this will help you to be equip as you wait for your man.

SEX fade away in marriage and everything else finishes and if you were not well equipped to take up that responsibility you will fail to stay and you will be back in the street again.

So don’t rush yourselves sisters
Age is just age.

They should just make sure they freeze their eggs before age 35 if they DON'T take this advice i.e. if they don't work on themselves while waiting.

Can't cheat nature unfortunately as women have limited number of eggs and conception becomes more difficult as they age and lose eggs.

God can do miracles though but in their young age they must work HARD on their character.

When your character is good, even if you stay in your house people will recommend you to good suitors abroad etc

https://smallbiztechnology.com/archive/2025/01/10-circumstances-in-life-where-a-persons-true-colors-always-come-out-according-to-psychology.html/

Wishing all women the best 🥂

Amakababe:
For nairalanders who know Unity Villa in Futminna GK campus, I sojourned there in my first year (2016) with my 300 level female friends who allowed me stay with them for a month before I moved to the hostel, and two weeks into my stay, I was struck by a sight of God in flesh, literally and metaphorically. I was looking out my window on a beautiful evening and saw him walking towards the alley that led to the gate, and I was indeed stunned!
He was devastatingly handsome and walks conspicuously, that what my first crush in the school, I saw him a couple times, and he knew I was a fresher (I suppose). I would pass him sitted in his corridor many times a day in attempts to give greenlight - apparently he would see me, and I would see him staring from the corner of my eye, but I wore a frowning bitter facial expression so I think that might've scared him off (like narcissistic fresher, I better keep off!)

I didn't know his department or level (but I presume he should be 200 or 300, while I was in 100)

Sadly, I didn't get the chance to talk to him during my stay there, and I eventually left.

Fast forward to 2018, I saw him again after 2 years and I looked and immediately dropped my gaze, I was foolish and now I think he's graduated already. I've described him to my friends, asking for name or phone number, but they can't picture the description I have given them.

Please advise on what to do. I promise to give the greenlight a million times next time I see him.

it is well sis, just don't wear a frown when you see a guy you like. Smile and stare instead

Amakababe:
I'm just staying woke tonight in seclusion wondering what I'll do to this boy, if i could have tons of millions of dollars overnight.
I'll travel to Calabasas, ask him out, and make him mine forever, willingly or forcefully. I have a bizarre fixation on his handsome boy, I can't stop looking at his picture, he's on my lockscreen and wallpaper, I cherish his songs. I mean, look at his lips, perfect dentition, thin nose, flawless complexion.
No, I'm not delusional or having eerie premonitions.
Jaden Smith please my wonb is open, come and fùck me til I'm overleveraged with sèmen, take me into hibernation, make me your mortgage, your escrow, your bitch.
I LOVE YOU!!!!!
God please. Just one night.
I believe I would get rich, either by serendipity or whatever, but when I get wealthy, I would track you down for sure. You spoiled rich handsome sexy batshit crazy brat turning me ON right now.

Will smith son. Marry him first sha before anything else

J2ff:
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Happy new year and happy Sunday

J2ff:
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There are bacteria in our stomachs that break down foods and convert it to poo. The same process happens in our mouths, that's why it's important to floss and use a tongue scraper when brushing one's teeth to remove left over particles and meat stuck in between teeth

If not one will have poo mouth and poo breath. Some people have unknowingly kissed partners that have actual poo in their mouths

True

NwaAmaikpe:



Having been in the exact shoes of the deceased, it makes loads of sense to me but I can not relate to this.

The most trying time in a man's life are the first few weeks after his woman has just had a baby, with the kuntus all slushy and no where to slot in one's ogbunigwe, masturbation becomes the only way out.

A few wives are considerate to give their husbands a period of grace wherein they can shag anyone outside, but the wicked ones without any consicence act like they do not know that the second reason God created man is to ejaculate.

As an avid advocate of masturbation, I know there's nothing more upsetting than getting interrupted when almost at the point of no return while masturbating, but that in itself is still not enough to kill yourself about.

People whose women allow to be shagged a few hours after childbirth and those whose wives invite their friends rather than moms for omugwo don't know what God has done for them.

A woman that has just given birth can still use her hands to stroke the man's sausage na

ChristRep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lKsRGfq7H4

🙏

J2ff:
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Can't imagine wanting to sleep with one's spouse and smelling poo because of their poor hygiene habit of not using water to wash after doing a number 2

If its just that they passed gas previously its understandable, but to see poo there and its smelling, that will kill the mood

gabazin080:
I have been married for 10 years and we have 3 wonderful kids. She took a well paying but stressful job recently and her sex drive has reduced drastically. We now have sex like just 4 times in a month.

She doesn't ask and if i ask it is always excuse of fatigue.

She doesn't cheat, i am 100% sure of that.
She even told me she wont mind if i find another girl to satisfy my urge.

I am not the type that can cheat too.
So I am worried on what could cause this change. Someone told me it could be an infection

When she says she's tired try to reach agreement with her to use her hand to jerk you off so you can release oga

[quote author=LIVINGICONREBOR post=133605263][/quote]The gym will do wonders yes

essentialone1:
Good hygiene is essential for making a positive impression and feeling confident when meeting potential partners. Here are some valuable tips:

Personal Hygiene

1. Shower or bathe regularly: Aim for at least once a day, and more often if you're physically active.
2. Brush and floss your teeth: Maintain good oral hygiene to ensure fresh breath and a healthy smile.
3. Use deodorant or antiperspirant: Apply regularly to prevent body odor.
4. Trim your nails: Keep your fingernails and toenails clean and neatly trimmed.

Grooming

1. Style your hair: Keep your hair clean, brushed, and styled in a way that makes you feel confident.
2. Shave or groom your facial hair: Keep your facial hair well-groomed, whether you prefer a clean shave or a neatly trimmed beard.
3. Wear clean clothes: Choose clothes that are clean, ironed, and fitting well.
4. Pay attention to details: Ensure your socks match, and your shoes are polished.

Skincare

1. Wash your face regularly: Use a gentle cleanser to keep your skin clean and clear.
2. Moisturize: Use a moisturizer to keep your skin hydrated and healthy.
3. Protect your skin from the sun: Use sunscreen to prevent premature aging and skin damage.

Confidence Boosters

1. Practice good posture: Stand up straight and make eye contact to show confidence.
2. Smile: A genuine smile can go a long way in making a positive impression.
3. Be yourself: Authenticity is attractive, so don't try to be someone you're not.

Remember, good hygiene is not just about attracting a potential partner; it's also essential for your overall health and well-being.

Hmmm makes sense. Especially the health and well-being part

Drop your tips in this thread to keep it active weekly. The more people see it, the less filthy singles you will see in your daily life to choose from

Samantha125:
I don't understand what you're saying... Pidgin is still giving me a hard time.

Will advise using Google translate for use in future

Type the pidgin in and convert to English

anointedlinks:
Here are a few;
Don't bite your fingernails (there is dirt in between them), get a pedicure and manicure instead (can do this by yourself as well)

Wash your hair regularly so it doesn't smell

Bath at least once a day

Floss in between your teeth to remove large food particles of meat etc (very important to prevent tooth decay and bad breath)

Brush your teeth and tongue with toothbrush and tongue scraper (preferably twice daily)

Gargle your mouth with salt water before bed. You will be shocked to wake up with zero morning breath (even if you didn't brush before sleeping).

Rinse your mouth with water after meals (can floss too)

Visit a dentist annually as some oral issues can only be corrected there

Keep your living space tidy

Use water to wash your rectal area after using the toilet (use a bidet or bottle), it is a much more hygienic method than the use of tissue paper and leaves that area odorless

Use water to rinse your urinal tract after urinating or use a kleenex if in a public restroom where water is not accessible. This ensures your underwear does not get soiled and smelly from mild incontinence

Apply lotion on your skin daily to keep it from looking dry and white

Get a nose hair trimmer

Eat less oily and junk foods and more natural whole foods to reduce propensity for acne breakouts

Exercise regularly (at the very minimum walk more often) to stay fit and healthy

Go for regular general health checkups

Let go of bitterness of all forms to stay disease free (forgive even though you don't forget the offense, learn from it)

Smile more often, be kind and practice boundary setting to avoid burnout

Shave regularly where necessary (more for men)

Use a deodorant to prevent body odor

Be mindful of your posture and get help to correct it where necessary

Learn correct clothing colour combination and dress smartly with freshly ironed clothes

Get comfortable shoes to prevent foot injury and pain which cause bad moods

Invest in knowledge to make you a well rounded and financially stable person

Avoid debt except for business purposes and pray before taking such

Get counselling and therapy where necessary to clear emotional baggage issues

Connect spiritually with your creator


What tips do you have that were not mentioned? Comment below

Numbers 4,5,6,7 and 8 on this list dey important

Itooweak4una:
Seriously this is the rubbish pushed to the frontpage.

Whoever is in charge of pushing topics to Frontpage needs to be sacked. Horrible job by the lad.

Having this info will keep men on their toes and at alert