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RomanceRe: No Healthy Human Can Refrain From Sexual Intercourse (lie #7) by J2ff: 5:56pm On Jan 19, 2025
True
HealthRe: Handsome Man Commits Suicide After Video Of Him Masturbating Goes Viral (Photos) by J2ff: 5:13pm On Jan 15, 2025
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Having been in the exact shoes of the deceased, it makes loads of sense to me but I can not relate to this.

The most trying time in a man's life are the first few weeks after his woman has just had a baby, with the kuntus all slushy and no where to slot in one's ogbunigwe, masturbation becomes the only way out.

A few wives are considerate to give their husbands a period of grace wherein they can shag anyone outside, but the wicked ones without any consicence act like they do not know that the second reason God created man is to ejaculate.

As an avid advocate of masturbation, I know there's nothing more upsetting than getting interrupted when almost at the point of no return while masturbating, but that in itself is still not enough to kill yourself about.

People whose women allow to be shagged a few hours after childbirth and those whose wives invite their friends rather than moms for omugwo don't know what God has done for them.
A woman that has just given birth can still use her hands to stroke the man's sausage na
RomanceRe: The Wounds Of Dating The Wrong Person | Pastor David Ogbueli by J2ff: 10:02pm On Jan 12, 2025
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 2:09pm On Jan 11, 2025
J2ff:
Drop your tips in this thread to keep it active weekly. The more people see it, the less filthy singles you will see in your daily life to choose from
Can't imagine wanting to sleep with one's spouse and smelling poo because of their poor hygiene habit of not using water to wash after doing a number 2

If its just that they passed gas previously its understandable, but to see poo there and its smelling, that will kill the mood
FamilyRe: After 10 Years Of Marriage, My Wife Doesn't Like Sex Anymore by J2ff: 10:11am On Jan 10, 2025
gabazin080:
I have been married for 10 years and we have 3 wonderful kids. She took a well paying but stressful job recently and her sex drive has reduced drastically. We now have sex like just 4 times in a month.

She doesn't ask and if i ask it is always excuse of fatigue.

She doesn't cheat, i am 100% sure of that.
She even told me she wont mind if i find another girl to satisfy my urge.

I am not the type that can cheat too.
So I am worried on what could cause this change. Someone told me it could be an infection
When she says she's tired try to reach agreement with her to use her hand to jerk you off so you can release oga
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 7:22pm On Jan 07, 2025
[quote author=LIVINGICONREBOR post=133605263][/quote]The gym will do wonders yes
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 5:28pm On Jan 06, 2025
essentialone1:
Good hygiene is essential for making a positive impression and feeling confident when meeting potential partners. Here are some valuable tips:

Personal Hygiene

1. Shower or bathe regularly: Aim for at least once a day, and more often if you're physically active.
2. Brush and floss your teeth: Maintain good oral hygiene to ensure fresh breath and a healthy smile.
3. Use deodorant or antiperspirant: Apply regularly to prevent body odor.
4. Trim your nails: Keep your fingernails and toenails clean and neatly trimmed.

Grooming

1. Style your hair: Keep your hair clean, brushed, and styled in a way that makes you feel confident.
2. Shave or groom your facial hair: Keep your facial hair well-groomed, whether you prefer a clean shave or a neatly trimmed beard.
3. Wear clean clothes: Choose clothes that are clean, ironed, and fitting well.
4. Pay attention to details: Ensure your socks match, and your shoes are polished.

Skincare

1. Wash your face regularly: Use a gentle cleanser to keep your skin clean and clear.
2. Moisturize: Use a moisturizer to keep your skin hydrated and healthy.
3. Protect your skin from the sun: Use sunscreen to prevent premature aging and skin damage.

Confidence Boosters

1. Practice good posture: Stand up straight and make eye contact to show confidence.
2. Smile: A genuine smile can go a long way in making a positive impression.
3. Be yourself: Authenticity is attractive, so don't try to be someone you're not.

Remember, good hygiene is not just about attracting a potential partner; it's also essential for your overall health and well-being.
Hmmm makes sense. Especially the health and well-being part
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 11:29am On Jan 05, 2025
Drop your tips in this thread to keep it active weekly. The more people see it, the less filthy singles you will see in your daily life to choose from
RomanceRe: This Is Demonic: Here Is What I Found Out And This Is What I'm Gonna Do by J2ff: 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2024
Samantha125:
I don't understand what you're saying... Pidgin is still giving me a hard time.
Will advise using Google translate for use in future

Type the pidgin in and convert to English
RomanceRe: Hygiene: What Tips Do You Have To Be Attractive To A Potential Partner? by J2ff: 8:06am On Dec 29, 2024
anointedlinks:
sadHere are a few;
Don't bite your fingernails (there is dirt in between them), get a pedicure and manicure instead (can do this by yourself as well)

Wash your hair regularly so it doesn't smell

Bath at least once a day

Floss in between your teeth to remove large food particles of meat etc (very important to prevent tooth decay and bad breath)

Brush your teeth and tongue with toothbrush and tongue scraper (preferably twice daily)

Gargle your mouth with salt water before bed. You will be shocked to wake up with zero morning breath (even if you didn't brush before sleeping).

Rinse your mouth with water after meals (can floss too)

Visit a dentist annually as some oral issues can only be corrected there

Keep your living space tidy

Use water to wash your rectal area after using the toilet (use a bidet or bottle), it is a much more hygienic method than the use of tissue paper and leaves that area odorless

Use water to rinse your urinal tract after urinating or use a kleenex if in a public restroom where water is not accessible. This ensures your underwear does not get soiled and smelly from mild incontinence

Apply lotion on your skin daily to keep it from looking dry and white

Get a nose hair trimmer

Eat less oily and junk foods and more natural whole foods to reduce propensity for acne breakouts

Exercise regularly (at the very minimum walk more often) to stay fit and healthy

Go for regular general health checkups

Let go of bitterness of all forms to stay disease free (forgive even though you don't forget the offense, learn from it)

Smile more often, be kind and practice boundary setting to avoid burnout

Shave regularly where necessary (more for men)

Use a deodorant to prevent body odor

Be mindful of your posture and get help to correct it where necessary

Learn correct clothing colour combination and dress smartly with freshly ironed clothes

Get comfortable shoes to prevent foot injury and pain which cause bad moods

Invest in knowledge to make you a well rounded and financially stable person

Avoid debt except for business purposes and pray before taking such

Get counselling and therapy where necessary to clear emotional baggage issues

Connect spiritually with your creator


What tips do you have that were not mentioned? Comment below
Numbers 4,5,6,7 and 8 on this list dey important
FashionRe: How Woman Got BBL Shape Without Doing BBL (Video) by J2ff: 2:18pm On Dec 09, 2024
Itooweak4una:
Seriously this is the rubbish pushed to the frontpage.

Whoever is in charge of pushing topics to Frontpage needs to be sacked. Horrible job by the lad.
Having this info will keep men on their toes and at alert
RomanceRe: Dating Facts And Calendar: Nigeria Vs The Rest Of The World by J2ff: 6:43pm On Dec 07, 2024
lmaoooooooooo
CrimeRe: ₦94M Scam: Yahoo Boys Shoot "Aza Man” Over Sharing Formula by J2ff: 4:58pm On Dec 04, 2024
It's amazing how many people did not comprehend what they read. He is not dead but is receiving treatment in hospital for the gunshot
FamilyRe: As A Married Man How Much Do You Spend On Your Family Every Month? by J2ff: 9:05am On Dec 01, 2024
dadalicious:
If i calculate in months, person BP fit high.
Some days over 20k in expenses.
But i noticed that fuel is taking a chunk of the money.
Like a poster above said, remove eye from gen this period. Na mosquito dey make us on gen oh. Nepa nor serious.

In all God has not left us
Would advise you to get mosquito nets

Nigerians stop littering to keep our gutters from becoming stagnant please
RomanceRe: Jago Wants His ₦100M, 2 Cars From Ex-Girlfriend Tosyne After She Dumped Him by J2ff: 2:35pm On Nov 30, 2024
hope he gave his family members as much money. hope he put as much into investments as well
RomanceRe: Needs Tips Dating A Single Mom by J2ff: 8:10pm On Nov 18, 2024
atoliman:
Do not do it if you are planning to marrying her or staying for a long term relationship. If it is for short time dating only, then go ahead.
Instead find you a single woman with no kids to date. A single mum should date a single dad- the equation is balance
That's it o. Don't even date her
RomanceRe: Help Maintaining An Intimate Relationship As An Introvert by J2ff: 8:07pm On Nov 18, 2024
victory36:
Good day house, pls I am an introvert seeking help with my relationship. I'm a quiet person by nature and I find it hard to engage in small talk .The girl I like also seems interested but I am very worried that my quiet attitude might make her lose interest. So pls is it possible for an quiet introvert to keep a relationship being himself or do I need to talk more?
Be comfortable in your own skin. If she loves you she will stay

If she doesn't, there are over 2 million single beautiful women in Nigeria alone that are same age range as you. Some of those women will like you as you are


It's if you keep fearing that she will sense you don't love yourself and this may cause her to want to go.

Attachment is suffering. Have a free mind in life, what's meant for you won't stress you
RomanceRe: Advice To Men by J2ff: 7:32pm On Nov 18, 2024
Wise words
PoliticsRe: Wike Receives Indian PM Narendra Modi At Abuja Airport by J2ff: 10:56pm On Nov 16, 2024
I see bianca ojukwu there. Nice
RomanceRe: Implications Of Equatorial Guinea Scandal On The World Of Women. by J2ff: 2:47pm On Nov 10, 2024
God safe us
RomanceRe: As Someone Trying To Japa From Nigeria by J2ff: 9:40pm On Nov 01, 2024
Wawu all the best bro
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Commences Investigation Into National Grid Instability by J2ff: 2:50pm On Oct 24, 2024
What causes national electricity grid collapse and how it occurs
Written By:
Habu Sadiek
Power Sector Analyst


Let us take a look at what causes national electricity grid collapse and how it occurs.

What will happen before a grid collapses.

I will try to explain in a layman’s way.

There are 26-grid connected power plants currently.

These power plants generate the power that the entire country uses, and it's synchronised and distributed across the country by the TCN.

TCN are the ones that handle the distribution of power by sending it to Discos.

TCN is a government owned entity that majorly operates in three (3) different departments.

1. Transmission Service Provider (TSP)
2. System Operator (SO)
3. Market Operator (MO)

- TSP are the ones in charge of maintaining the cables and towers that transmit the light.

- MO are the ones that handle market processes, rules, enforcement, finances, etc.

- SO are the ones in charge of maintaining and stabilising our national grid.

National grid is the interconnections of high transmission wires/cables across the country.

Grid frequency measures the demand and supply of electricity despatch to consumers from the Gencos.

Frequency meters are measured in hertz (Hz).

Based on the grid code, our normal frequency level is supposed to be 50Hz.

Example:
If the current power generation is 4000MWh and people are using all the 4000MWh, then supply is equal to demand, and frequency should be 50Hz.

This is a perfect condition that is highly unlikely.

If we are generating 4000MWh and People are using 3700Mwh, then obviously supply is higher than demand, and for that reason, the frequency will show you 51Hz.

If we are generating 4000MWh and people are trying to use 4200MWh, demand is higher than supply, and for that reason, the frequency will show 49Hz.

I know you will ask me how you can be generating 4000MWh and be trying to use 4200MWh😅😅

Take, for instance, your using I-pass-my-neighbour generator, and you're trying to connect 2HP A.C. with microwave on the generator😂

The generator will just automatically shut down.

That's how it happens, too, on the national grid.

Nigerian national grid is set to operate on a designated frequency level

Upper limit = 51.25Hz

Lower limit = 48.75Hz

The job of an S.O. is to make sure that the frequency movement is in between these 2 levels

Any significant deviation from these 2 levels, i.e., if it exceeds the threshold above or below it, such might trigger a national grid collapse.

A grid collapse is not like a collapse that something bad happens, no. The 26 grid connected generators will automatically shut down because of safety and security reasons.

In your houses, if you have a serious electrical fault, the circuit breaker will trip off to shut down the entire supply and protect everyone from potential injury or damages.

The demand for electricity is not static. For example, let's say you have 10 ACs in your house and other appliances.

In full capacity, your house is consuming 500Kwh, and average capacity can be 300Kwh or less.

Lets say in this hot weather, they only allocate 250Kwh to your house, and you're trying to use it in full capacity, if you switch on everything the demand will exceed the available supply you have and for that reason the light will automatically go off

These are all examples of how a demand is trying to exceed supply and how the system will protect itself.

On the flip side, when supply exceeds demand, the system will equally go off for safety reasons.

In Nigeria, supply does not always exceed demand unless there is an adverse event that occurs. I will explain.

In 2022, when TCN unions (NUEE) decide to go on strike, they just off the light abruptly without notice nor following the normal process, this trigger imbalance

Between the demand and supply.

They off the electricity around Abuja axis and co areas without the S.O. necessarily transferring the load somewhere. This resulted in higher supply, less demand because the generators are working, but nobody to pick load. It means

For E.g, there is 4000MWh being generated from GenCos. You went ahead to shut down almost 500MWh without channelling that MWh somewhere else. It becomes a redundant, and the system does not accept redundancy. For that reason, the entire power plants go off to protect itself

The frequency will be showing something more than 52Hz in some cases because supply is higher than demand.

This is why you will see that they will bring light now and take it off again.

The demand is not static, and as its changing, the S.O. will also be Making sure that the supply is reasonable enough to maintain frequency reading within the allowable limit.

TCN will ask a disco to take 200Mw, and within a short time, they will reduce that 200Mw to 190Mw depending on how generation and demand are behaving

This is all done to protect the grid and maintain balance.

If TCN asks Disco to reduce the MW, that's when you see discos taking light off, or maybe if there is a major repair.

Also, if there is a repair and a disco can not offtake power, then either the disco rechannel it Somewhere or the TCN will do it themselves.

What causes grid collapse is not a deflection of small MW in the generation pool. It has to be a major disruption that is SIGNIFICANT enough to create imbalance within short time, making it impossible for the S.O. to react immediately.

You have a generation pool of 4000MW, and a sudden problem occurs at the transmission line, which takes out almost 500MW off. This is significant enough to cause grid collapse.

Even that 500MW, it has to be so fast that the S.O. cannot react at the immediate point.

Disruption like 10MW, 20MW is not significant enough, and it's usually handled by the S.O. or even the disco

Other ways to maintain the grid without collapsing is to have the full and complete use of Supervisory Control and Data Acquisition (SCADA).

This will make it easy for the S.O. to react faster and save the grid from collapsing.

Spinning reserve is also another option

But we do not have enough generation talkless of having a spinning reserve 😅😅

Reserve means a situation where demand is increasing, and you're matching up the demand by increasing supply immediately 😅

After grid collapses, the S.O. will immediately order the restoration or start off of power plants again. They usually call it black start.

They initiate the power plant and begin to give electricity to strategic discos gradually

It's a normal process, just like when your circuit breaker trips off, then you fix it and on your light again.

This is why the grid will collapse, and they will restart it before the news even go out. By the time its in the news, some people will be saying, but we have light😂

Need to also mention that some power plants are not connected to the grid, and there is partial collapse and system-wide collapse. These can also be the reason why someone from a far away remote location can be claiming to have light when the grid collapses.😅

Written By:
Habu Sadiek
Power Sector Analyst
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Father, Adedeji Adeleke, Reveals Attempt To Block His $2B Power Plant by J2ff: 8:54am On Oct 18, 2024
Ikaeniyan0:
Some Nigerians in power are just so foolish, cruel and petty. They make it hard for people to do business in Nigeria. I can't believe any government official, who will claim to love Nigeria will be against this project.
It is just heartlessness of the highest order. Something that will make the country recover, they will be blocking
RomanceRe: Why do ladies like to date rich guys? by J2ff: 5:11pm On Oct 16, 2024
Wilfreymorena:
I have been wondering and curious to know why young beautiful and good looking ladies prefer to date rich guys?. Who will date the broke guys?
It's the economy that made our women like this. In other countries, women aren't afraid to be friendly at the very least to guys they like and financial status is not a huge deal since no jobs are looked down upon.

As long as you can feed yourself and pay your bills, no one will classify you as broke overseas. Speaking from experience
PoliticsRe: Hardship In Canada Despite Great Political Leaders by J2ff(op): 5:29pm On Oct 12, 2024
Iykopee:
Hardship in Canada is different from hardship in Nigeria. Offer me the opportunity to go to Canada and see if I won't disappear overnight.

Useless idiots trying to create a semblance of what Nigerians are going through in Nigeria with the useless Canada's theory.


Thièfnubu is a thief of international repute.
Obviously didn't watch the video. If not you for dey ask how to help those homeless people wey don form estate for main road. They change clothes on road in broad daylight in Canada 🇨🇦

It's like seeing beggars inside Eko Atlantic estate
CareerRe: A Coca-cola Employee Offered To Sell Company Secrets To Pepsi For 1.5 Million Do by J2ff: 5:22pm On Oct 12, 2024
JASONjnr:
Lol.......


Wouldn't that be stupid?

If pepsi gets the formula, it will make no sense buying pepsi and it will taste like cocacola.
Unless Pepsi reduce their price leading to higher sales
PoliticsRe: Hardship In Canada Despite Great Political Leaders by J2ff(op):
Validated:
The will always be in your midst. However, Africa is worse than any other continent, with Nigeria leading the pack of poor people. Most of the poor population in Canada are still immigrants who left their countries to Canada. Most have no means of survival or at best are asylum seekers.
I wonder why Canada 🇨🇦 government doesn't seem to provide a welfare system like UK 🇬🇧 for instance. ..


But the truth is the whole world is going through economic instability

The U.S 🇺🇸 is on the verge of a financial crash because of past leaders decisions to keep printing money to cover debts leading to excess dollars in circulation weakening their currency in the process
PoliticsHardship In Canada Despite Great Political Leaders by J2ff(op):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsuUufHaCuI?feature=shared

Life in Canada seems to be economically tough despite their excellent politicians. So Nigeria 🇳🇬 ain't alone...

See video for more details

Source: Taiwo Aina (Youtube)
@Nlfpm
PoliticsRe: Tv Presenter Got Angry And Walked Out Of A Live TV Show Because Of Hardship by J2ff: 4:21pm On Oct 12, 2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsuUufHaCuI?feature=shared


See how they are suffering economically in Canada
FamilyRe: Wife Presents Proofs To Her Cheating Husband & He Couldn’t Utter A Word (video) by J2ff: 2:32pm On Oct 12, 2024
Oracleee:
Werey, tomorrow you will come out to support the killings by Israel, forgetting the same God that created Isreal created every other folks. You don loose credibility.
The preaching is on point sha but.....We must remember that innocent Iranians and Palestinians that God loves, live in those countries.
FamilyRe: Wife Presents Proofs To Her Cheating Husband & He Couldn’t Utter A Word (video) by J2ff: 2:31pm On Oct 12, 2024
bad one

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