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Fashion / Re: Michelle Obama's New Hairstyle: Hit Or Miss? by j4jj: 10:53pm On Jan 18, 2013
Ds nt an hair style na wig style
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland's Journey To 1 Million Members by j4jj: 5:29pm On Jan 18, 2013
Congrats Seun! But u suppose celebrate am for us! Let's organise a party na cos e no easy
Family / Re: Sworn Virgins' Of Albania by j4jj: 5:02am On Jan 18, 2013
j4jj: @ poster!I no see any boobs for ur pix, abi dem cut their boobs too ni!

Hehnehn! C me c trouble o! Is dat wat moderation is all about? I posted b**b nairaland change am to bosom

If una like make una ban me I don't mind I go register another 1..
Family / Re: Sworn Virgins' Of Albania by j4jj: 4:57am On Jan 18, 2013
@ poster!I no see any boobs for ur pix, abi dem cut their boobs too ni!
Events / Re: Countdown To Nairaland Hitting A Million Members. by j4jj: 4:50am On Jan 18, 2013
Wat will b my reward self if I became d 1,000,000th member.
Politics / Re: What Are You Doing About Your Phcn Accumulated Bill by j4jj: 6:10pm On Jan 16, 2013
IzyLuv: Crazy ppLe... I was billed 5000 in nov nd i complained, d next month was #10,000... I paid nothin nd dis month, it became #19,000...#dia sorry asses wia petitioned, not by me dou... Sum1 of greater power!!!!... Now dey owe me #1,700:..

For real? I doubt if this ur tory na true

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Politics / Re: What Are You Doing About Your Phcn Accumulated Bill by j4jj: 6:07pm On Jan 16, 2013
adorable29: They are just outrageous! D marketer in my area (ugbowo zone in Benin) asked me to text her my meter reading on 28th Dec, which I did! Jan 7th, I was given a bill of 12k for just ONE MONTH! Wen I complained, d same woman (marketer) told me I gav her a wrong readin whc ♏αy v caused it to be that high! She said there is no remedy, that I just must pay it! No empathy wat so ever! I hp d privatization thing takes effect ASAP!

Na so my own be o! But I was told that the prepaid meter is free! I settle PHCN staff 30k.. They just brought prepaid to my house the following day
Religion / Re: Chris Okotie - Tattoos And Plastic Surgery Are Not Sins by j4jj: 7:08pm On Jan 14, 2013
Subject to the veracity of the post!!!I wish to say dat Tatooing and plastic surgeries may not be a sin, it depends on whether the spirit of God condemns the act in you. I hav a friend who pams her hair from a tender age, puts on gold earings and chains. 20yrs later, I saw her with a low hair cut, nd I asked her y she wasn't makin her hair any longer, she told me dat it was right inside the salon while makin her hair that she heard an unknown voice sayin dat "that hair u are doin wil eventualy kil u" she heard this voice again nd again so she just couldn't but help to stop pammin her hair.

For Okotie, I was once a good listener of his preaching on TV. Howeva, if u are really a good (nt perfect) xtain, u should be able to tell when the spirit of God has left a man of God. I wish to say with all due respect, that pastor Okotie was realy called of God. But, the spirit of God seems to have departed from him... Remember Solomon in the bible. Pastor Chris, I kneel to pray that God will restore you back to his original plan for your life. IJN

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Politics / Re: Soludo May Be Charged Soon - EFCC by j4jj: 6:28pm On Jan 14, 2013
Charge who to court?(Hisses) EFCC I want to ask that since the replacement of Ribadu hw many hv u imprisoned?

Collect ur bribe and gerrout joor!

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Defeat Sparta Rotterdam In Warm Up by j4jj: 6:53am On Jan 13, 2013
okosodo: Let us pray that they win at least one match, because i am seeing a disgrace with this team

Which disgrace? Nigerians are jst too pessimistic. They haven't lost any of d friendly matches!

The match against Cape verde was a real test and cannot be classified as a friendly match.
Religion / Re: Chris Okotie Has No Plans To Re-marry by j4jj: 6:42am On Jan 13, 2013
Okotie is a confused man of God who does not know what to do.. #from a Musician to Pastor to Politics to a divorcee... He his nt portraying d life of a christain and not laying good example for believers in christ.

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Sports / Re: South Africa, Angola, Morroco, Cape Verde - AFCON 2013 Group A by j4jj: 7:12pm On Jan 12, 2013
1,2:


Morocco and SA, South Africa will be helped by the 12 man, which is a local Croud. Morocco is the team to beat, very strong.

I disagree cos Morroco did not go with there best and hv been quiet recently for sometime nw and S.A will nt qualify.. Even, d S.A supporters are not into ds tournament. They qualified as a host
Sports / Re: South Africa, Angola, Morroco, Cape Verde - AFCON 2013 Group A by j4jj: 12:20pm On Jan 12, 2013
I tip Angola & Capeverde to qualify from d group
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Men This Heartless? Now I Hate Men! by j4jj: 9:05am On Jan 05, 2013
Cutejay: thank u too dear God bless you. Time to focus on my carreer and let men be,when the time comes the right man will come along,thats what i have deduced from some of the advices here. Thanks.

In addition, u must take d decision not to allow guys use u! In which way! U must stand on your ground and say to yourself as well as the guys that " well, i must have done d wrong thing in d past bt ds is nw and I wish to forge ahead wt my life...see, I'm also a guy based on ur write up u love this guy so he uses that to hit back at you knowing fully well that you he doesn't love u! I mean, hw can u allow just one or some guys to determine ur future when they r nt God

My dear my best advice for u is as follow:

1 Stop visiting d guys profile on any social network
2.Don't pick his calls, if eventually he intend pickin his calls. Tell him its over and you can no longer continue to live with him,
3.Thereafter, he tries to piss u off! Try to see if u truly meant wat u said
4.If he noticed that u stood still! He tries to plead with u! Which may com with crocodile tears
Please don't go bad it may be dentrimental to ur future and your children yet unborn! Focus on ur carrer.... Thanks and God will strenthen u! and above all give ur life of christ
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Men This Heartless? Now I Hate Men! by j4jj: 8:50am On Jan 05, 2013
IYA NGBALI: and women will always be what?

Women
Politics / Re: We Won't Spend N60bn On Mobile Phones For Farmers - Dr. Akinwumi Adesina by j4jj: 7:32pm On Jan 04, 2013
Bt why's our leaders doin ds to us? Wen wil Nigeria b free from corruption? Tryn to defend N60b? (Sighs)!Nigeria I wail thee!!! it is well wt Nigeria!!!it is well wit his pple!
Politics / Re: We Won't Spend N60bn On Mobile Phones For Farmers - Dr. Akinwumi Adesina by j4jj: 7:15pm On Jan 04, 2013
I guess that must have been a mathematical oversight...

But,whether 6 or 60 billion naira for phones only is damn too much
Entertainment / Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by j4jj: 6:48pm On Jan 04, 2013
Writer, Go joor! Abeg e no funny!!!

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Food / Re: Wierd Substance In Five-Alive Juice (Picture) by j4jj: 6:01pm On Jan 04, 2013
The facts realy has to be known! Otherwise, pple wil start putting harmful substance in any drinks purchased in the believe that they will get some bucks in return!
Food / Re: Wierd Substance In Five-Alive Juice (Picture) by j4jj: 5:55pm On Jan 04, 2013
BodyKiss:

If only people think like you. What a st.upid comment.

U don't need to exercise ur grieviences/rashness in such a response

However, I was only tryin to relate d scenerio to d case between Donoghue vs Stevenson where the court ruled in favor of Mrs Donoghue because she suffered an damages to her gastroabdominal system after d facts was made known dat she drank bottle of ginger beer manufactured by Stevenson which negligently contained snails.

Please google the case sited above and get more info! Tnks
Food / Re: Wierd Substance In Five-Alive Juice (Picture) by j4jj: 5:23pm On Jan 04, 2013
U only poured d drink in a cup, u haven't drink it yet! That means case closed! You can only make a claim for damages only if you suffered damages/infection based on what you drank!
Sports / Re: Obafemi Martins Impregnates Balotelli’s Sister by j4jj: 9:02am On Jan 04, 2013
That's y he Ballotelli was having a bust up with Macinni! D guy is stil vexing for Obagoal..

Obagoal impregnates Balotelli sister now left english premiership to Spainish La Liga

Obagoal Wherever u r God go catch u
Religion / Re: Praying Loudly Vs Praying Quietly: What Do You Guys Think. by j4jj: 8:39am On Jan 04, 2013
Silent or Quiet prayer, God answers!!
Religion / Re: 2013 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by j4jj: 11:12am On Jan 01, 2013
Imprida:

i dont think you are a pastor.

Of course Pastor Kun is a pastor bt a fake 1!lol

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Religion / Re: 2013 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by j4jj: 11:08am On Jan 01, 2013
Year 2013 shall b a Year of recompense. i.e whatever a man sows same shall he reap. It shal b well wit d righteous bt its nt going to get better for the evil doers.
Romance / Re: What Do Your Parents Call Each Other? by j4jj: 1:37am On Dec 29, 2012
Direct

Daddy: Mummy or B (as in Buko..)

Mummy: Baba

Indirectly:

Daddy: Pls tell "mummy"..

Mummy: Pls tell "Daddy"..
Romance / Re: What Do Your Parents Call Each Other? by j4jj: 1:30am On Dec 29, 2012
superior1: my mum--daddy wa
my dad--iya superior1

grin grin grin grin

Iya inferior nko! Lol
Celebrities / Re: Mike Adenuga Relocates To Banana Island Office by j4jj: 1:24am On Dec 29, 2012
Yomieluv: Nice one,when will I be rich as this?*going to my village for money ritual*

Work hard, Pray hard u'l b richer than doin money ritual. Just a matter of time
Sports / Re: Yobo Replies Odemwingie Over Twitter Comments by j4jj: 2:39pm On Dec 28, 2012
Ooo! Yobo why? Y did u respond to Osaze na! U don spoil evrytin u! D best ans for a fool is silence!

Nd 2u Yobo! I hop u'l kip 2 ur words dat ds wld b ur last tournament @ african nations cup! I wish u d best of gud luck com Jan 19.
Food / Re: Christmas Cow Attacks Man In Onitsha by j4jj: 5:33am On Dec 27, 2012
I'm beginin to suspect al these butchers because d violent escape of cows nowadays is becomin too frequent, they (the butchers)r d one behind cows goin wild, firstly, being experienced in killing cows, dey don't tie d cow properly, they position d cow in area dat will nt be easily caught after escape such as a bushy area and then mk some gestures/sounds dat would aggravate d cow givin it d gaga to escape!

A friend of my bought 2 cows to celebrate d burial of his late father in a village area, the two cows bought for the meriment were tied to a tree! The 2 cows then escaped into d bush after those butchers came around about to butcher!!!Haba! Are cows dat smart to know dat u want to kill dem for chop!

The two butchers went after the 2 cows to catch them and later came back with only 1 cow claimin dat they only found 1, my friend had to buy another cow.

My advice for you is dat wen u buy a cow mk sure its well tied to a strong pole
Literature / Re: Write Your Life Story In 6 Words by j4jj: 4:59am On Dec 27, 2012
All things works 2geda for Good
Education / Re: Universities To Avoid If You Are Immoral From Your Home by j4jj: 4:47am On Dec 27, 2012
j4jj:

Its true o! The Covenant Uni expeled me wen I waz colourbeeing in sch! Lol!


Frankly speakin! Students should not be given any chances to mess around cos it will eventualy affect their studies! Howeva! the sch authorities should nt mk policies dat'l b extreme

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