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in addition,if u realy want to have a miracle baby all u need is to submit urself totally to Jesus Christ and be holy. U shld also nt play a hanky panky with God cos God cannot be mocked for the heart that worships God must be clean and not defiled so dat ur praise can come to God as a sweet smelling savor and acceptable in his sight. I pray for all those dat are believing God for a child that God will grant you your heart desires in Jesus Name. Amen!

Phcn gave me an outrageous bill of N10,000 last month, I paid d sum of N12,000 out of which I was already owing accumulated bill of 26,000, On thursday! I got home quite late from wrk and I observed Phcn disconnected my wire from d pole. I was asked to pay an additional sum of 3,000 and reconnection fee of 1,000 which I did on fri morning. BUT they never came back to connect the wire! Even ever since then the whole area has not had light! Nt even a flashlight!

God help these country! They say prepaid meter is free yet they still continue to sell it and even at that the distributing outrageous bills!!! Its this what the so called privitisation or commercialisation is all about! Yet some pple will still open their stinky mouth to tell us to vote for GEJ!!! What is he even doing on that seat self? Abeg I dey come I nid to go get fuel to fuel my gen

Phcn gave me an outrageous bill of N10,000 last month, I paid d sum of N12,000 out of which I was already owing accumulated bill of 26,000, On thursday! I got home quite late from wrk and I observed Phcn disconnected my wire from d pole. I was asked to pay an additional sum of 3,000 and reconnection fee of 1,000 which I did on fri morning. BUT they never came back to connect the wire! Even ever since then the whole area has not had light! Nt even a flashlight!

God help these country! They say prepaid meter is free yet they still continue to sell it and even at that the distributing outrageous bills!!! Its this what the so called privitisation or commercialisation is all about! Yet some pple will still open their stinky mouth to tell us to vote for GEJ!!! What is he even doing on that sit self?

Okiki_Oluwa: The wife don over gym! Chei!
Don or Akim is not a Yoruba name. Though, he might actually be a Yorubaman.
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Last Bullet: Akim sounds like Akeem.

What's d difference self: Hakeem, Akeem, Akim

D love na photoshop!!!

Noted!!!bt hw does dat reduce d price of garri

She be mami water!!!

Pipsland78: I think they should accept the amnesty right away and the government should consider forgiving them because they are humans like us.

Breaking News: A "bokoharam member" found on Nairaland!!!

I jst hope this is nt jst d usual news headlines we hear abt bokoharam! cos I jst hope d next thread wouldn't be boko haram strikes again o! God forbid sha!

Pipsland78: I think they should accept the amnesty right away and the government should consider forgiving them because they are humans like us.

Says who? They r beeaaast!!!!

[quote author=2legit2qwt]Yeah, that definitely causes the stomach to protrude. Start doing some exercises to reduce the fat around that area if you can't change your meal time


Thanks bro! Gr8 advice

I don't drink but eat quite late @ nite! My tommy has grown big! The major cause is storage of too much of starch around d belly

Uchenna42: Where is source na

U mean source of power supply! U wan plug...?

Diasporan: Bro don't get it twisted.Winners do go home with some cash after such events?Anything that makes her slow tempo how will she pay her bills?all in the name of slowing tempo for bigger games that you might end up not qualifying for.Lets say some younger sprinters springs up tomorrow that are faster what will be her fate for qualification for the bigger stage?

Anyways! Based on the little games I hv watched in athletics! I notice that Athletes don't expose their season's best before and during the preliminary stages, they manage the qualifying stages until they gv out their all on the D-day! Its best an athletes knew what he or she is capable of privately before going out there to perform! Jst like the saying watever u do in secrecy shall definitely be blown openly! My opinion

Pls correct me if I'm wrong!Is it not the same Okagbare who came first winning gold medals at the pre-tourney olympics and thereafter finishing last at the last olympics proper!!! Okagbare I advise you slow tempo! Don't show yaself 2much cos your competitors are watching & targeting your mark.

Global Political appointment

In boarding sch! I nd my colleague always eat in a plate so on ds fateful day, we were eating eba and okro soup! Ds colleague of mine will use his eba to drag a lot of okro soup! I warned him to take it easy otherwise the soup will not b enuf for us but he wldnt listen! I poked him on his chest with my finger, then he pushed me! Before u knew it we started fighting with our hands unwashed! with pepperish okro soup in my hands I rubbed his eyes with d pepper! Oh goodness me! The guys shouted pepper o my eyes o! Pepper o! The headmaster then asked us what happened! We explained each other! We were warned nt to fight again!

Oh! My primary sch days!I was in boarding sch! A lot happened bt I will only mention one of the craziest! I had a humorous lecturer who was very jovial with students!as at that time students normally hv their lunch on a long table after morning class! So d young lecturer devise a means to punish those students who were not always satisfied with their lunch (long throat). So he poured dry sand on a plastic plate and arranged bits of cooked jollof rice on it! So my lecturer came out of the class onto the school field just in front of the class and then started dancing in cycle with the plate lifted above his head with one hand! Then singing "tuwen!! tuwen!! Mama no go give us food tu wen wen!! tu wen wen!!! we were all dancing in cycle behind him and rushing to eat this free jollof rice suddenly he drops the plate of rice on the floor for us to eat! Mehn see students scampering for jollof rice!there was this guy who always think he's faster and smarter than everyone! The guy ate sand jollof rice!!! Oh boy we don chop before we knew say na sand dey under sha! My lecturer did the same thing the following day but no sand this time around it was real jollof rice! As usual he drops the plate of rice and no one bothered going near it! It was we knew the plan already eat the rice before others came to join us!!! So many things happened when I was in pry sch! I jst lol when I remember

Its grossly illegal to go for another NYSC cert whether you serve or claim exemption! Y even wasting ur time! Get ur degree and move on to obtaining a gud job

onila: bassey is the prettiest

Says who! Dat albino is ur fav! Pstchewww! Akudo all d way!

Chai! She don shop ds man dry! See d way she smiles and d man dey frown!!!

Chris brown don do im own! U too wan do ur own! I pity u o!!! A sec! 1st time in history 4th to comment! Standing ovation for me joor!

U sounded like someone who has been cheated on by some1 dat uses BB

Nice edifice! Definitely 2 b used for Nollywood movies as well

Ile-Ife:
Every successful Country/State/LGA is operated or should be managed like a company. Barack Obama is a registered company, wait let me check my archive.

Lol

The LASG should go ahead with the implementation of banning tricycles from roads if and only if his not bringing in its own new vehicles (tricycles). At d end of d day d revenue generated goes back to govt purse where they eventually misuse it.

Lagos State in itself now is a "company" that makes profit from its people. Hence should pay tax!!! Lagos State shey u dey pay ur tax becos me I dey pay my tax o!

He wld hv done facial implant instead rather than bre*st

Even if d BH guys wants to air-strike shld they go ahead announcing it to the world! Ok! so
dat we shld be aware or so dat when they strike we shld all knw they said it before. Pls GEJ shld recruit the services of America

O boy u go fear third legs! Is it part of the condition for being Mr Universe Nigeria

dahdah: WELDONE TO A GREAT MANAGER, GOOD IN THE LOCAL LEAGUE, WON TWO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN OVER 26YEARS

Mourinho did dat in less than 10yrs

Burger01: Nairaland! Na wa o. This thread didn't reach front page until the match was over, but the clueless mods could push unverified, false and beer parlour gossips about former naija footballer becoming a taxi driver in usa. Nairaland, step up.

Its a pity! Is this hw seun wants to improve NL! I went thru d sport section no thread! Reason known to him! May b they didn't want overload d site wt d numbas of pple dat wld post comments

Joavid: cute family. i pray i have twins o

I can help u out though! It runs in my blood