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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by j4jj: 4:31pm On Mar 23, 2013
Kaxmytex: Shey na blackberry dem take dey capture diz match?

No!!! Na Nokia
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by j4jj: 4:22pm On Mar 23, 2013
Its a big shame dat none of the nigerian stations can show the match live. This govt of ours is so myopic they can embezzle billions nd cannot show jst a qualifying match.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by j4jj: 3:49pm On Mar 23, 2013
which of d supersport will show d match
Politics / Re: Jonathan Plans To Raise Petrol Prices Again by j4jj: 11:34pm On Mar 19, 2013
If this true then we are waiting! Another occupy Nigeria
Family / Re: Man Bashes Wife For Refusing To Teach Him How To Use Facebook by j4jj: 11:31pm On Mar 19, 2013
If I were to Judge ds case, I'l say the wife is a cheat!!!while the man should hv gone to learn it from outside!!! case dismmissed!
Politics / Re: Bakare Speaks On APC Merger Party by j4jj: 11:17pm On Mar 19, 2013
davesndy:
Unbelievable! Are you serious? shocked

Yes I'm damn serious na! What nation is he building! hw many life has he affected apart from his church followers!!! I used to listen to Pastor Bakare on TV before bt he has hitherto dissapointed me cos most of his sermon on d pulpit is all about controversial political issues.

Tis wat I meant by sayin he has not build "bungalows" talkless of building a nation

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Politics / Re: Bakare Speaks On APC Merger Party by j4jj: 11:17pm On Mar 19, 2013
davesndy:
Unbelievable! Are you serious? shocked
Politics / Re: Bakare Speaks On APC Merger Party by j4jj: 11:09pm On Mar 19, 2013
shymexx:

ARe you this naturally dumb? - or you're just feigning ignorance?? Perhaps, it's because English isn't your first language but there's no excuse not to understand the literary meaning of what the girl posted... Ewwwwwww

What type of moronic people are they procreating in Nigeria for fvck sake?!?!?! It's worrisome how stupid some Nigerians are... What the fvck has "nation building" got to do with building bungalows, for crying out loud?? The future looks bleak - may God help Nigeria!!
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Wow! Great!!! *gv him a round of applause* he has a basket mouth!! For crying out loud this so called Pastors shld stop tryn to occupy political office. Politics is no longer wat it used to be before! Oh in days of Rev. Martin luther king! Abeg politics is a dirty game u will definitely get stained
Politics / Re: Bakare Speaks On APC Merger Party by j4jj: 8:12pm On Mar 19, 2013
bealuv: ONE THING MOST PEOPLE MAKING COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD FAIL TO REALISE IS THAT PASTOR TUNDE BAKARE IS HIMSELF A "NATION-BUILDER" AND NOT A POLITICIAN....GET THAT RIGHT AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING INSTEAD OF MAKING A WHOLE NEW INTERVIEW IN THE NAME OF INTEPRETING WHAT HE HAS SAID....

ANYWAYS ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER'S POISON...YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THIS MAN BUT HEY YOU WONT DENY THE FACT THAT HE SPEAKS THE UNDILUTED TRUTH....LIKE HIM OR HATE HIM TUNDE BAKARE REMAINS TUNDE BAKARE....LETS DISCUSS NATIONAL ISSUES INSTEAD OF ATTACKING HIS PERSONALITY...THAT WONT TAKE US ANYWHERE

Ok!!! he is a nation builder! Nw tell me hw many bungalow has he even built for one Nigerian talkless of a whole nation?

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Politics / Re: Bakare Speaks On APC Merger Party by j4jj: 8:09pm On Mar 19, 2013
Bakare does nt fit to become either Vice president or President with d way he speaks rashly! Is only been jealous that is no longer d vice! I can't even beat my chest to proof that this is d tangible thing he has done for Nigerians!Only 2 talk talk talk
Business / Re: Federal Government Import Prohibition List by j4jj: 7:25pm On Mar 18, 2013
Yay!!! Chineke God! My Container?
Education / Re: OOU Students Protest Bizarre Policy Of Class Repetition For Late Payment Of Fees by j4jj: 6:33pm On Mar 18, 2013
I shld hv collected my statement of results

Come on guys! U guys shld jst stop ds protest thing o!

I am a final year student Cesap bt wen I was in sch sometimes I observed dat u'l see OOU guys lavishin their money on babes, liquors, parties e.t.c bt they can't pay their school fees...
Gaming / Re: 'My Oga At The Top' Flash Game by j4jj: 7:06am On Mar 16, 2013
goldfish80: Someone plz explain, I don't understand the topic

I read this somewhere: Have a laff: After his Gaffe on National TV, the Lagos State NSCDC Commandant, Mr Obafaiye Shem, who was interviewed on Channels Television and couldn’t tell his organisation’s website, has immediately issued a statement in his defense, saying his “reluctance to put ‘dot.com‘ at the end of the website was totally intentional and not regretted”
In his statement, he says he “intentionally shied away from using the dot com”, as it sounded sexual, in fact, too sexual to be uttered on “Live TV”. He also said the presence of a Woman on the panel made him “too uncomfortable to say the word ‘com’, a Homonym of ‘cum’ as it would have been embarassing for her”
In an exclusive Telephone chat with Fake9janews, he further said:
“Look, i did not want to embarass myself by saying such dirty word. There was a woman there, how would i have sounded? I am a man of high moral standing…….if you think i’m telling lie, ask MY OGA AT THE TOP. X_X =D =))
Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Date, They Have Bad Breath? by j4jj: 11:25pm On Mar 10, 2013
Say "Baby u knw I like u! Bt there is somethin dat boders me! I don't knw hw to tell u, *then she's inquisitive* continues: hv u ever noticed dat u gat a bad breath?..I'm nt tryin 2 insult u bt only tryn to see if we can sort this out" Visit d dentist!!!
Romance / Re: Things Women Want In A Man by j4jj: 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2013
I nu some girls dem a lv dem bad guys...
Religion / Re: Men of God Or Gods Of Men? by j4jj: 10:57pm On Mar 06, 2013
(Sighs after reading article) this wat Yoruba calls ododo oro! oronla! Sighs again
Family / Re: My Husband Shot Me But I Cant Leave Him by j4jj: 7:44pm On Mar 06, 2013
Reasons y wifes/gf should nt nag @ their husbands!!!
Family / Re: Best Gift To Give Your Mum On Her Birthday by j4jj: 4:21pm On Mar 03, 2013
JayKayMaybachz:
Sigh aqain "mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" you never start .... rotflmao

Lol! 1,380,000 in naira abi dollars? Baba! I juba for u o!
Family / Re: Best Gift To Give Your Mum On Her Birthday by j4jj: 4:13pm On Mar 03, 2013
IYA NGBALI: they might even end up kidnaping your girl friend with their delivery van

Lmao! y r u being pessimistic! Ds r professionals dear

I've done dat of house delivery for her b4,i jst want to spice it up d nxt time
Family / Re: Best Gift To Give Your Mum On Her Birthday by j4jj: 4:09pm On Mar 03, 2013
JayKayMaybachz:
Staicey ! I wouldn't mine, cux of ya pretty loooks ... I would do that "lending u the cash" without bartin my eyelids...send me your acc.nos asap..we can den talk about the repayment ideas ... how much are we talkinq about here Okay barely $1,380,000 ... do the maths ... and lemme know

Na wa o! Pple sabi day-dream sha! Mtschewwww
Family / Re: Best Gift To Give Your Mum On Her Birthday by j4jj: 3:59pm On Mar 03, 2013
The cheapest is to write your wishes for her on a plain decorated carbon paper ( coloured preferable)!
During my mum's birthday, I jst took her to an eatery she has neva been before, then gave her her best food to eat shikina!

Another cheapest and durable one is a simple potrait of her! No matter d size of the picture!!! She wil always remember dat her daughter gave it to her
Family / Re: Best Gift To Give Your Mum On Her Birthday by j4jj: 3:46pm On Mar 03, 2013
teethom: Y not let Teethom errands and delivery Services handle this.What we do is suprise your mum on her bday with gifts/Cake/cards,wat u can afford.You won't tell her u r sending sum1 to her,u just give us d address where she is,we will package her gift,Knock @ her door,sing for her immediately she opens and then we drop the gifts after which we tell her its from her son.You can call us on 08098335337

Nice one! I'm thinkin of foin ds for my babe! Bt I nid to confirm d voice of d singers o so dat dem no go scatter ground for me o! Cos my babe is also a choir mistress!
Crime / Re: Fraudster Steals N3.1m From Redeemed Church. by j4jj: 1:23pm On Mar 03, 2013
peckhamboi: Why didn't Redeem see this coming with all the prophets they have?

You r a big fool cos its only a fool dat will say there is no God! Is it everything dat God reveals? Or is it God dat will reveal dat u want to eat, sleep, go to toilet, and so on.. God canot be mocked
Crime / Re: Picture Of Damoche & His Mother Exactly One Year To His Death by j4jj: 12:57pm On Mar 03, 2013
I really pity d old woman, however, I'm jst thinking if it will b possible to do without joining a cultist after several threat! I think I will put this topic up for discussion 1 day
Crime / Re: Professor Arrested With $1 Million At Lagos Airport by j4jj: 5:31am On Feb 22, 2013
It reminds me of the song $1million...Yahoozee
Sports / Re: Who Should Replace Who In This Current Super Eagles Squad To Become Stronger? by j4jj: 11:21pm On Feb 18, 2013
Has anyone watched Onyeama of Celtic a strong defensive midfielder

Who plays with Efe ambrose
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan 'Died' For 7 Days In German Hospital by j4jj: 7:39am On Feb 18, 2013
#I died for 7days...# Person wey die go know say e die? or the doctors told her that she died cos I don't understand this woman's grammar
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Davido Sleeping With His "Chic"? by j4jj: 9:55pm On Feb 16, 2013
E b like say davido just "release" wey d babe just snap d shot

So Davido u no even strong! Na only for TV dem no fit "da e duro" bt c as d babe jst da e duro for bed!
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Nigeria In 1967 by j4jj: 8:42pm On Feb 16, 2013
eduson33: wow..what a memory....

if only this cld make -page rather than wizkid and her aunty's pic

Hmmm! Awon baba ni yen!!! So we still hv a member older than 50yrs on nairaland

Thanks op
NYSC / Re: Corper Wins Car For Maintaining Virginity Till Marriage. by j4jj: 3:43pm On Feb 16, 2013
Wat abt we guys dat are virgin nko
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Lugard Onoyemu Is Dead by j4jj: 10:32am On Feb 16, 2013
We need to stand up and pray for our celebrities!!!

R.I.P

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Politics / Re: $6,700 Given To Families Of Slain Health-Workers by j4jj: 10:29am On Feb 16, 2013
The amnt is too small compared to what govt officials steal from govt coffers..

Blood money!!!

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