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PoliticsRe: Kogi: Massive Thumbprinting Of Ballot Papers At PDP Candidate’s Polling Unit by Jaapu: 12:57pm On Nov 17, 2019
godwinkessi:
I think at this point Kogi people have made their choice. Whatever news I hear about Kogi now I won’t take it seriously
You have never and will never be significant to that state.
PoliticsRe: Kogi: Yahaya Bello Drinks Tea As He Watches The Final Collation Of Results by Jaapu: 12:29pm On Nov 17, 2019
Awesomeking:
Our own don finish! E don be for us be that,4 more years of struggling,4 more years of hunger ,4 more years of 30% sallary payment once every 4 months
Speak for yourself gele
PoliticsRe: Kogi: Yahaya Bello Drinks Tea As He Watches The Final Collation Of Results by Jaapu: 12:27pm On Nov 17, 2019
SalamRushdie:
With the Dubious results from ADAVI and OKENE he is on his way to stolen victory
I thought you said Natasha shared his vote in "Igbira" land.
PoliticsRe: Kogi: Yahaya Bello Drinks Tea As He Watches The Final Collation Of Results by Jaapu: 12:26pm On Nov 17, 2019
MrHistorian:
I hereby proclaim Yahaya Bello as the "baddest" "madass" politician in Nigeria.

When it comes to rigging, you just have to hand it to him.

In all sincerity, I do not blame him. He only leveraged on the already decayed electoral system PDP had taken advantage of over the years.

Once again, Congratulations to Yahaya Bello. grin
You have said it all.
CrimeRe: FUTA Female Student Brutalized By A Boy, After Quarrel With His School Daughter by Jaapu: 9:50pm On Nov 16, 2019
@Ishilove, please coman paint the region and religion of this criminals with the same brush of ethnic bigotry and prejudice that you painted those people in your last thread.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Kinsmen Celebrate PDP’s Defeat by Jaapu: 9:41pm On Nov 16, 2019
Lawalemi:
Was Dickson as bad as Yaya Bello?
They won't tell you. Nah YahYah Bello everybody carry for head.
CrimeRe: When Sanity, Logic And Common Sense Come Under Attack by Jaapu: 6:31pm On Nov 16, 2019
Ishilove:
(contd)

The passenger, whose accent proclaimed him of eastern extraction answered "the boy lying unconscious there". I was baffled. Why do I have to go back for any bloody reason when he is the one that hit me? I was already getting mega pissed by now and I told the idiot man as much and walked away with TJ. I had barely gone a few steps when I was surrounded by what seemed like hundreds of illiterate northern bikers commonly known as...you are. right. Very correct.

I was wondering what was happening when someone rode up with the idiot biker who struck me. Apparently he had regained consciousness his right cheekbone was scraped raw and swollen three time it's normal size.

They were all chanting "treat him" and were becoming agitated. TJ tried to explain that this hopeless guy had struck me from behind, but the more he explained, the more agitated they became. One of them who could speak English said I fvcked up. Ha, fvcked up how? He answered that after I caused the accident the least I could do was to stay behind to see if he recovered. Ha, aye mi o! How did I cause the accident? He answered that I caused it when I was "trying to cross the road".

Jesus Christ... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided embarassed

Ha, cross the road to where?? To go and dance Alingo on top of the double parked trailers on their way to drop empty containers at the terminal? huh undecided I was heading to the ATM with this guy (I was pointing at TJ) when your brother came with his unfortunate self to jam me. undecided undecided

Then it dawned on me. None of the members of this motley mob of stark illiterate bikers were present at the collision, but they were already cooking up strange and satanic stories in allegiance with their comrade. Demonic accusations were flying around, the strangest of them being that I 'pushed' the idiot biker and he fell. undecided

One of my staff members who happened to the passing by came down from the vehicle he was escorting and jumped into the middle of the crowd. He told them to stop pushing me. Instantly a set of hooligans pounced on him and gave him hot chase down the extremely slopy side of Coconut bridge. These people seemed volatile and were ready to unleash violence. The boy ran to the shop of one of the eastern traders to report the incident. The trader, an elderly gentleman came, and after hearing my own side of this ridiculous matter whispered to me that there is trouble in Nigeria, and that haven't i noticed how 'they' have practically overrun all sectors of the economy, and in Lagos state as a whole? Didn't i know they have an agenda?

He advised that for my own safety and for peace to reign, I should just take the rider to the clinic. Another eastern gentleman who had left his shop to come and investigate this furor centered around an angry, wild haired, bespectacled and furiously gesticulating lady concurred.
You tried so much to run away from your shadow. But you are a bigot and a hypocrite.
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Loses Polling Unit To Yahaya Bello by Jaapu: 6:16pm On Nov 16, 2019
Guestuser:
I don’t wrestle with pigs.
Come back to quote me on Monday
His ignorance majesty is calling votes from a polling unit as vote for Ebira land.
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Loses Polling Unit To Yahaya Bello by Jaapu: 6:14pm On Nov 16, 2019
SalamRushdie:
All I see is that his Sure votes form Igbira are being shared
"Igbira" has only one polling boot?
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Loses Polling Unit To Yahaya Bello by Jaapu: 5:08pm On Nov 16, 2019
SalamRushdie:
Are you aware that's Igbira land he won with just 2 votes
You don't even know what is going on. Lolz
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Loses Polling Unit To Yahaya Bello by Jaapu: 5:07pm On Nov 16, 2019
Awol1:
Bello, a sitting governor could only win by two votes and you are celebrating it?

I like what Natasha did in Kogi Central.

Imagine removing a whooping 76 votes from what Bello would have garnered.

If PDP wins, she will definitely be rewarded.
Rewarded for what. All this monkey post politics wey dey una head self.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Jaapu: 10:52am On Sep 29, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Rocks Thread Hairstyle To Beat FM, Spotted With Moet And Others by Jaapu: 10:46am On Sep 29, 2019
GodIsFoolish:
[size=50pt]Chidinma chiri jaapu chii n'onu ihe o na-atoo nyom! nyom!! nyom!!![/size]
What I do to you?
PoliticsRe: Woman And Her Team Stoned While Campaigning For APC In Benin, Edo. Photos by Jaapu: 5:57pm On Feb 14, 2019
OhiOfIhima:
I will come with more stones if needed...


I lost trust in APC since late 2015 when they jumped the pump price from #97 to #145 after Fashola told us during Campaign that Petrol shouldn't have sold beyond #45.

Say No to More Scams.

Next Level my foot.

Atiku never an option but in this era of hullabaloo of APC, he is an option.
After you go say GYB dey do una bad. Use your sense. There should be no reason to result to stoning. If this become a norm. Nah him bd say dem yahyah bello go soon kill you because you support my wife.
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Twitter Poll Between Buhari & Atiku- See Who's Leading by Jaapu: 5:37pm On Feb 14, 2019
Caseless:
PDP always win online.
Because that is the only place they can rig. grin grin
AutosRe: Original Hitachi Car Batteries Now Available In Nigeria by Jaapu: 5:58pm On Jan 20, 2019
Still available?
TravelRe: Prince Edward Island Is Closing Its Entrepreneurial Stream Due To Fraud by Jaapu: 6:58am On Dec 20, 2018
Nawa, it is getting harder and harder to leave this country. cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Before You Celebrate Kwara, Bauchi And Katsina Bye Election Result As APC Member by Jaapu: 6:36pm On Nov 18, 2018
tuniski:
Buharideen is not vulgar it is blind support and loyalty to buhari. Buharist is plausible Risk taker on buhari.
You can aswell call someone a goat and give a befitting definition for it.

Moral demands you don't call people names that will offend them.
PoliticsRe: Before You Celebrate Kwara, Bauchi And Katsina Bye Election Result As APC Member by Jaapu: 6:06pm On Nov 18, 2018
tuniski:
My Only problem with you is your use of vulgar language. Make your case without Insults. Buharideen Is not your Name or is It? People are proudly kwankwasiyya,gandujiyya,usmaniyya and all the 'iyyas'.

That is your problem whether you personally know atiku Or you are even his kith and kin is Immaterial. 2019 is about the Nigerian movement for which Atiku Is going To be the beneficiary.

Yes, of course the future of 13million out of school children is paramount to all. The future of nigeria is beyond Buhari! He has zilch to offer!
Buharidden is vulgar. Stop calling someone that if you are afraid of vulgarity.
PoliticsRe: Before You Celebrate Kwara, Bauchi And Katsina Bye Election Result As APC Member by Jaapu: 6:03pm On Nov 18, 2018
SpecialAdviser:
As a student of statiistics, I like to present people with facts and not making unnecessary noise.
Below is the presidential election result in 2105 and the recent bye election showing APC losing.
2019 is around the corner and all I ask is FREE and FAIR election.
Student of sadistic tendencies. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Policy Document: Privatise NNPC , Raise GDP To $900bn, Cut Taxes… by Jaapu: 5:57pm On Nov 18, 2018
EazyMoh:
Oga go and check the National assets assets sold by this same Atiku and his boss in the early 2000s.
Sometimes it's better to leave your assets to "rot" than to sell to your enemy at ridiculous price.
Nonsense.
Them no get sense. Children of hate.
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Policy Document: Privatise NNPC , Raise GDP To $900bn, Cut Taxes… by Jaapu: 5:56pm On Nov 18, 2018
donbachi:
A man with this vision if given the opportunity...and implements just 10per cent of it..will make nigeria 10per cent a better nation.considering what she is today....FYI:i'm not his supporter.
Even a supporter saying this would still sound like a fool.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Buhari Hotels & Restaurant In Asia Surfaces. by Jaapu: 1:18pm On Nov 18, 2018
MalcoImX:
Thanks bro.

I do that a lot, only that sometimes one thinks that those posting such messages believe them - they should be corrected.
Help them sometimes if you have there energy. grin grin angry
HealthRe: 10 Health Benefits Of Cucumber You Should Know by Jaapu:
Mynd44:
It is also a substitute phallus grin grin grin
Oh mah mynd... Mo fo fun e
PoliticsRe: Malam Daura Blasts Nnamdi Kanu Over 'Jubril The Imposter' by Jaapu: 1:04pm On Nov 18, 2018
hisgrace090:
It suprises me how buhari family members stops being part of this govt.
If them check your age now. You no be pikin. Buh sense you no get.
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa & IG User Who Said He Shouldn't Have Sang A Christian Song As Muslim by Jaapu: 12:52pm On Nov 18, 2018
The next video should be him going to pray in the mosque with Kelechi Iheanacho. grin grin grin

Ipob over to u.
PoliticsRe: The IPOB And Atikulated Confusionists. by Jaapu(op): 5:15am On Nov 18, 2018
Fierce11:
i wanted to reply you.. But why would I waste my time on a zombie that finds it difficult to spell "seen", "quote" and "anonymous".. Besides, its; "I've never heard or known" and not that trash you wrote up there.
Thanks for Proofreading for me. You can reply now. grin grin grin
PoliticsThe IPOB And Atikulated Confusionists. by Jaapu(op):
I never heard or Known this man called Professor Nwabueze. But to think he was among the people who Changed the path of greatness of this country is one that I am not Happy about. Picture speak a thousand words. The Ipob and Biafra hero, Nnamdi Kanu is seen prostrating to the old man while in the other pic, the old man is seen hugging on to Atiku, a Fulani like his saviour. I leave this to your Judgement.


One thing is sure with good PR. Atiku is a fried meat in the North with this endorsement or pics alone.

Take Home quote "A Nigerian in the Southeast became a Biafran after May 29, 2015 and a Nigerian again after October 5 PDP Primaries, may likely be a Biafran after a repeat defeat in 2019..." Anonymous grin grin grin grin Hehehe

CelebritiesRe: John Abayomi Denies Being The Owner Of Instablog9ja, To Sue Linda Ikeji by Jaapu: 8:23pm On Nov 15, 2018
khelvinharris:
To work with it. You can chat me up on 08104636802.
I got Crowdsurf account for sale. I will contact you later.
PhonesRe: Stop Buying Phones From Aliexpress, Gearbest, And Other Chinese Stores. by Jaapu: 6:59pm On Nov 15, 2018
sanandreas:
They haven't but I want to get a Xiaomi as a Christmas gift for a loved one. I would halt that plan for now.
So what is the Nonsense you are saying?

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