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FamilyRe: My Wife Is Starving Me Of Sex by Jaapu:
Stillwhites:
It's getting to a year now that my wife began starving me of sex. Honestly I can count how many times I sexed my wife in the last two months and in most cases I initiate the engagement.

She sometimes complain that I love sex too much so I have to endure days without sex. As I type, it's morethan a week that we engaged in adult activity. I contemplated seeing another lady but it's against my Christian faith. How do I handle this situation?
Tell
SenatePresdo:
Hahaha, it's funny you wife has the Audacity to refuse you sex because of her masturbation addiction.

That's what happens to guys that refuses to put their women on their toes.
SenatePresdo:
It means making them feel like you have the capacity to keep a side chick or cheat on them, when in actual sense you don't have any or even planning to have any.

The endpoint is to have the capacity to make them jealous.
Jealousy keeps some kind of women In check.
PhonesRe: I Need A Phone Budget Is 80-90k by Jaapu: 3:05pm On Jan 01, 2023
haykayneyo:
Used Camon 18
4gb ram
128 gb rom
100k
Used 4gb ram Tecno for 100k. Why una dey make this life hard for una self.
CrimeRe: 7-year-old Girl Manifests Signs Of Mental Illness After Rape By Two Suspects by Jaapu: 8:36pm On Dec 26, 2022
Jennyclay:
Oh no! not again cry. 7 years old child?? Too bad cry

Let's be realistic, What really attract men to toddlers?
Men brags that with #500 or indomie you can take a lady to bed yet they go about defiling toddlers cry

Women should never put her female child under the care of any man not even her father.

Those rapist should be castrated.
E no go better for whatever your father did to you. I hope you heal from the trauma.
Technology MarketRe: . by Jaapu: 4:34pm On Dec 20, 2022
tonyx4x44:
you lost contact with me, and instead of DMing me here or writing a post, so I respond, you proceeded to call me a scammer. Will I abandon the phone number I have used for years because of you??

We had issues with the transaction which I was working to resolve and I communicated same to you, sending part refund and promising the rest. I got robbed and lost my phone, then first thing I see when I come online is you plastering my details and calling me scammerhuh

would I process a partial refund and continue communicating if I wanted to elope with your money?

okay

DM me and get my contact if you want or continue this if you think its the best course of action
Una dey get mind for this online space sha. If them carry you now nah una go dey use God beg person. You dey owe person and you still have this condescending attitude. Belike them norva teach you lesson for bad behavior for this life before. Were debtor say make the person he owe message am for him contact. idiot you no fit message am abi? angry angry
FamilyRe: Marrying A Masturbator! by Jaapu: 12:34pm On Dec 14, 2022
SenatePresdo:
Hahaha, it's funny you wife has the Audacity to refuse you sex because of her masturbation addiction.

That's what happens to guys that refuses to put their women on their toes.
If you don't mind. What does putting them on their toes mean and entails. make I use this opportunity learn.
Car TalkRe: I Need Your Suggestions On Best Car To Buy For Haulage And Family Use by Jaapu: 3:02am On Dec 11, 2022
nurey:
Toyota sienna 1998 to 2003

has a V6 engine mated to a 4speed auto transmission, seats seven passengers and ability to remove the middle and rear seat to accommodate plenty cargo space. Down side is only front windows can wind down hence heat builds up on sunny days at the rear in traffic.
PRICE 900K TO 1.8M naija used depending on condition.

Honda Element 2003 to 2011
Has a 2.4L 4 cylinder K24 engine which is very rugged matted to a 4speed auto from 03 to 07, 5 speed auto 08 to 11 and a 5 speed manual transmission 03 to 11. Available in front wheel drive or 4 wheel drive (rear wheels only kick in when front wheels slip). Has a good cargo space and ability to remove the rear seats for larger space. The boxy shape is a turn off for some but gives it an edge in cargo carrying capacity.
Turn off are the funny rear doors, they can only be opened when the front has opened, no rear glass but a sunroof that can be totally removed but only available for 4wd models.

Tokunbo starts at 3.5m while naija used is 1m yo 1.8m depending on condition

Nissan Serena
Nissan serena is a cargo/people mover can. Has a FWD and AWD variant, the cargo variant is specifically for haulage purpose while the people mover variant can double for both though has less storage capacity than the cargo variant. Comes is a 1 8L and 2.0L engine the 2.0L touted as best engine among the engine line up. I don't know much about the diesel engine.
Naija used starts at 700k upwards.

Toyota Avanza/picnic/avensis verso/yaris verso
All this are cargo oriented vehicles there starting price for naija used is 1.5m, they come in 4cylinder, hood on gas.
What is your take on Opel Zafira for same purpose. thank you.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jaapu: 6:08am On Dec 03, 2022
omoluabi87:
For sale in Ibadan.
Contact 0905 124 7376.

1. 950va Genus Pure Sine wave inverter. Price N45, 000
Bought brand new afew months ago when I thought my other inverter was faulty. Later found that the issue was from the mains so I ended up using for less than a week,.

2,. CAMRY 150KG Dial Spring Scale. Price N25, 000.
Brand new

3. 1800watts hand-held Brush cutter (lawn mower). Price N40, 000
Bought brand new, used for afew weeks on a project. Comes with 2 new (unused) blades.

4. 16"x 20" Oval shaped wall fame suitable for picture or mirror.
Price is N20, 000.
Is 3 still available?
PoliticsRe: Marketers Warn Of Possible Petrol Price Increase by Jaapu: 6:32am On Nov 26, 2022
DARLINGTON869:
Wetin concern me. If una like, make una vote APC enter again. Na una go dey suffer am.
Nonentity! Shut up. Nah the dirty cars wey you dey hustle sell for this forum dey make you feel important like this.
PoliticsRe: PDP Crisis: We’re Now Integrity Group — Wike, Allies by Jaapu: 5:01pm On Nov 20, 2022
Risingblue008:
U see all these crisis rocking pdp and APC
And blind Nigerians thinks it's ordinary grin grin

Omo,
Na God dey work for Peter obi,

He's just the choosing one,

I stand for the truth
I stand for good life
I'll stand as a beneficiary of our natural resources
I stand for labour party
I stand for Peter obi
Idiot, stop lying on God.
BusinessRe: My Journey This Noon To A Rural Market. by Jaapu: 8:52pm On Nov 16, 2022
MITCHELL96:
Pained MF grin grin
You mumu no too much.
BusinessRe: My Journey This Noon To A Rural Market. by Jaapu: 3:03pm On Nov 16, 2022
MITCHELL96:
Please if you see any BAT, buy it let's cook this soup

Let's get rid of all the BATS so they don't get to ASO ROCk in 2023 grin
Cannibal man wey dey chop man body. Clifford Orji Nephew. You mumu no too much.
PoliticsRe: Shettima To Nigerians: Be Prepared For Tough Time In 2023 by Jaapu: 7:20am On Nov 11, 2022
DamnnNiggarr:
You're a g0at for quoting me and referring to me as a kid. If you can't hold a meaningful conversation with someone, just overlook his comment or better Still, drop your opinion and move away. I don't normally reply such mentions but I may be older than your oldest sibling.
Idiot, you think like a kid. Grow up.
Foreign AffairsRe: Lula Da Silva Wins Brazil Presidential Elections by Jaapu: 9:14pm On Oct 31, 2022
Karlovych:
embarassed I see Obi ousting the ruling party to become elected as president next year, I see agbado urchins wailing and gnashing their teeth, I see PDP dissolving and their members fleeing to form a new party, I see the Cameroonian returning to Dubai to spend the rest of the funds he looted as VP, I see the cocaine merchant running back to the UK to treat his withering hands and leaking buttocks, I see his advocate being denied Canadian visa for him and his family, I see the vulture griller begging his bosses for a pay rise for his zombie duties, I see a new Nigeria emerging with Peter Obi at the helm of its affairs

This I have seen
It is easier to see your butthole than this nonsense you are typing.
AutosRe: Clean Hyundai Sonata 2012 Limited Edition For Sale In ILORIN (PIX) by Jaapu: 4:25pm On Oct 30, 2022
Technology14:
per meter is #6,500
Is this full casing?
PoliticsRe: Kanu To Remain In Custody: Appeal Court upholds FG's Stay Of Execution by Jaapu: 7:21pm On Oct 28, 2022
Sultty:
in as much as fg is playing tough. All these disregard for court ruling will have it's repercussion. Please don't drag ethnicity to this I'm not igbo
Whatever tribe you emanate from. You are a compound idiot.
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Jaapu:
GOOD THREAD

AutosRe: Toks Volkswagen Wagon Golf 2.75m by Jaapu: 7:17am On Sep 28, 2022
Kasdat5:
My mum bought this samecar one year like that #500k
grin
FamilyRe: Why Christians Should Be More Careful On the Choice They Make In This Election by Jaapu: 7:50am On Aug 09, 2022
yemisolar:
Normally I won't reply to something like this but because of those who might be led astray by the so-called 'message from the throne of grace'

I have the following questions to ask you

1)if nigeria joined the OIC in 1986 (during Babngida's military regime) and he had the power to enforce it by a military fiat at the time but he did not, is it now that we have a democracy that a buhari will?

2) it is on record that he was encouraged to join the OIC but he (buhari) refused so is it now that he will be so bent carrying out their agenda?

3) if boko harm is only a Muslim agenda, how com they are killing Muslims also (the attack on Central mosque in Kano comes to mind)

4)it is also on record that he had more Christian than Muslims during his military regime

5) is prof yemi osinbajo part of the plan? Or he didn't know about it? Maybe he doesn't have the holy spirit

6)what have the Christians gained by having a Christian president. What has happened to all those who killed Christians and burnt churches?

You talked about turkey and the rest, the only way anyone can achieve that today is by forming groups like ISIS and not by a democratic process.

It is humanly impossible to coerce 109 senators, over 360 house of Representatives members, 36 state governors, all state of assembly members, 774 local government chairmen and over 2000 councillors.

Finally, even if the the 'christian' wins and spends four years, the power will still return to the north and we know it will not go to a Christian. So a to what end is the advice.

While I do not doubt the fact that the Abuja Accord exists I respectfully disagree with you sir that anyone for that matter can Islamize the whole nation.

And if you were wondering, I am a believer too and a serious one at that.
MostSoughtAfte
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Attends Event Accompanied By 'Fake Bishops' (Photos, Video) by Jaapu: 9:45am On Aug 07, 2022
halaqasa:
Dumbo


Slap on Christianity

Can he try this with the other religion of piece

E go be
Dem slap your father. You are busying crying whether they can slap Ebuka's father like they did to your father. Nawa . grin grin grin
AgricultureRe: My Sweetpotato/Ugu Vegetable Farm Diary As A Newbie. by Jaapu: 12:42pm On Aug 02, 2022
austin4real:
I

I haven’t gotten that figured out really, but with irrigation, you should be able to farm all year round
I don't even want to lose my vines.
PoliticsRe: Youths Erect Peter Obi's Billboard In Osun (pictures) by Jaapu: 6:34pm On Jul 31, 2022
XerXers:
Osun is OBIdient
Lost youths.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jaapu: 7:07am On Jul 30, 2022
irririchris:
For sale:
1. Used HP LaserJet P1102 Printer Available for sale- 45k
2. WeiFeng WF-3970 Tripod digital camera photography tripod - 20k
Call/WhatsApp: 08029703658
Original madness.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jaapu: 8:58pm On Jul 27, 2022
FutureFocus:
You can get all info about any item I post on the internet Sir, the exact reason I usually add the brand name and the precise model number.

The Item has just been sold though.
Thanks Sir.
Mtchew
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jaapu: 8:11am On Jul 25, 2022
ozone0801:
Good brands in order of efficiency
1. Interdab 70k
2. ACI. 60K
3. MATYR, MASTER, USK, MY HOME, NOLLYDAB. 40K

Any of No 3. Will not last long
I hope there are no fake ones of the interdab? lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Why A Nigerian University Professor Does Not Deserve More Than 200k A Month by Jaapu: 12:43pm On Jul 20, 2022
3LACK:
Most awful things lecturers do are out of frustration due to the reasons their on strike now...I mean some of them receive half of even quarter of their salaries due to that corrupt payroll system used by the AGFs to launder money from the FG...



There's always gonna be a problem in a system where illetrates just get political seats most through bleeped up means and take home millions monthly with several unnecessary allowances including common councillors.... While educationists at all level from primary to tertiary are taking home peanuts, for what now? I don't see a reason why a professor shouldn't be getting the same salary as a judge or a medical consultant.


Even at that teacher's rewards are still in heaven
You are criminal.
EducationRe: I Feel Ashamed Nigerian Professors Earn Less Than $1000 A Month - TETFund Boss by Jaapu: 10:01pm On Jul 18, 2022
ivolt:
Some of you guys like throwing empty words around to feel superior.
How much is the basic salary of a Ghanain professor in dollars?
This madness of trying to earn in dollars while working in Nigeria for Nigerians is funny. When both economy is not the same.
PoliticsRe: Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa: The Grave Implications Of APC Muslim-Muslim Ticket by Jaapu: 8:29am On Jul 13, 2022
Zionmdde:
I was just waiting for your tears
I don't hate Muslims, I feed two of them here, with sallah gifts and allowances. I do their work myself on Fridays and surpassing and they still earn their complete pay
But for two Muslims heading this country, God forbid. Let them go to ur mosque and lead prayers tgere
Both of them will soon feed and clothe you when Muslims becomes the president and VP.
AgricultureRe: My Sweetpotato/Ugu Vegetable Farm Diary As A Newbie. by Jaapu: 1:22pm On Jul 01, 2022
austin4real:
Highly viable vines are available for farmers. Let start planting
How do you preserve your vines during dry season?
AutosRe: Available by Jaapu: 1:12pm On Jul 01, 2022
Is this still available?
BusinessRe: Laptop For Sale by Jaapu: 7:25am On May 26, 2022
earthlymichael:
yes...
okay
EducationRe: Jamb/utme Thread For 2022 by Jaapu: 9:06pm On May 23, 2022
Sheffdon:
Haabiddah666, lolabam

Thanks a lot
Have you been able to change it?

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