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iamodenigbo1:
bring three of them out,cut small chunk from reach with your teeth,savour tbe taste then make your choice

Chai!!!

maxism2:
every entertainer is joining politics abi? That was how d craze for singing came and every actor turned a singer yet they failed.
I just hope they won't fail this time around.

Gradually our politics is turning to entertainment industry.

Ebola! Ebola!! Ebola!!! We don't need you anymore, you are gone forever.

junnymercy:
I have my birth cert on my correct names and date of birth before the error on another document

To the best of my knowlegde, it's the affidavit that is necessary. I don't know if the news paper could puplish your name without seing the affidavit.

Rapsainot:
WELCOME BACK EBOLA

God forbid. Ebola is no more our portion.

I think you have to go to court for affidavit first.

Inakuana africanapple! Good to see you doing your job(class monitress thing).

missberrypop5:
hehehehehe, who told you? There was a time garri was 10 naira a cup, making 10 cups 100naira. You no know say this don spoil for 9ja?

I think say you sabi garri well well.

Well, to me I didn't see anything wrong in that. It's his responsibility to tell you that he didn't understand your language or dialet. What if that's the only language you can communicate with?

Xionez:
Are you expecting me to answer that?

Which question?

What a painful incidence

hybridtm:
Dis guy too lie...him name suppose b Elijah....y u no earn 1naira wen u b vice president

Please, what is the relationship between Atiku and Elijah?

Had it been that it was a Naija guy doing this in Turkey, imagine what people will be saying.

Paretomaster:
Sorry, have been busy with work and exams.

Menene sunan makarantar ku? Wat is d name of ur skool?

Ina ne ma'aikatar ku? Or ina ne wajen aikin ku?

Zan zo in ziyarce/ ganka ka/ki

Na zo wajen aikin ka/ki, amma ban same ka /ki ba, amma na samu maigidan ka/ki.

Banji dadin yadda ya yimin magana ba.

Nagode sosai na da'uwa!
I wish you outstanding success in your exam.

Sapphire86:
This man should be sacked! How can he say BH r fighting for justice, is he not indirectly saying his ruling party is ineffective?

Some people don chop belle full and have nothing important to say!

I only pity the youths who are fighting because of these selfish leaders.

OkikiOluwa1:
the day wey dem go beat the team you like

Hahahaha! Ok o!

OkikiOluwa1:
thank you.
Ya own dey come

Like how my man?

OkikiOluwa1:
Olori buruku ni Chelsea, Drogba, all of them

Eeyah! kpele, sorry.

Barka da lahadi! Ina mallam paretomaster? Please come and complete my list above.
paretomaster, silkmoth33, jbluv55, africanapple(class monitress), make una come and help o.
"Menene sunan ki makaranta?"(I want to say what is the name of your school).
"Where is your office?"
"I will come and visit you."
"I came to your office, you were not aroud but I met your boss."
"I did not like the way he attended to me."
Correct the first statement and translate the rest. Nagode!

justi4jesu:
Its called Nigerian style....they will never change their tactics to extort from Graduates.

Is being a Nigerian a curse?

Congratulations! May your home never lack divine love and all other things needed for a happy home.

We shall see what will happen tomorrow.

Salary refund? Haha! Hope this man will not develop hypertension.

Money has changed hands. Nigeria politicians fighting for their own shares. "Awon agba lowo meeri."

Chai!!! The last picture.

Bad market for liverpool. Waiting for Suarez's ban to expire would have been better.

You dey compare sleep and death ni?

Why is NFF always in the news? Can't they get it right for once?

I won't believe until they pay it.

Why are some people so heartless?