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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Finally Meets His Oyibo Lover After 3 Years Of Online Dating by JaceBlaze: 3:06pm On Jan 21
Dis one be albino ooo shocked chaiii

grin
Sports / Re: MaliΒ VsΒ South Africa: AFCON 2023 (2 - 0) On 16th January 2024 by JaceBlaze: 5:28pm On Jan 16
yewit37486:
As long as it's not South Africa that wins. Their people on nairaland have just left a very sour taste in one's mouth, nasty folks.

LoL what did we do this time?
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 3:10pm On Jan 13
Kentphonic - One Evening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwD7xpesyc8?si=1Iuya_uKPEJvYf8f

There won't ever be an era of House music in South Africa that will surpass this one,EVER!!πŸ˜₯

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 8:11pm On Jan 08
Floetry - Superstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9n-JoA1A1E?si=O1So34Cy5pcO5Vkw

2005 the last great year for Hip Hop & RnB.To this day it hasn't been matched by the years that followed.
Crime / Re: Shocking Moment Man Agrees To K*ll His Mother For Rituals (Pic/Video) by JaceBlaze: 6:11am On Dec 31, 2023
"Shocking"πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ§

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 10:45am On Dec 13, 2023
Rakim - When I B On Tha Mic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M34OelgSlKI?si=WA1XWQ-JJ3YnVxmM

"they hold Ra's events in different continents,put my lyrical contents in monuments,in ghetto garments I rock a towel like a Pharaoh,mind travel,design style like apparel.." shocked shockedπŸ”₯

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 6:30pm On Dec 11, 2023
Cassidy - It Don't Get No Better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo23zR9FRSg?si=EMfCfAVeX8C_uKlN

Back when rappers could get away with the most basic lyrics but we didn't care because there was so much soul in the music lol

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Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by JaceBlaze: 1:10pm On Dec 10, 2023
Cartoons aren't just for kids though.There's a lot of cartoons whose content is too explicit for children,"The Boondocks" and "The Simpsons" for instance,I don't see a problem with an adult watches those.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by JaceBlaze: 2:02pm On Dec 08, 2023
KingCold:
This is Khayelitsha my guy, as toured by you own...There's no slum in SA comparable to what I've seen of Makoko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28a3H9BWtLQ&t=111s
I'm not from Cape Town but i'd rather live in Khayelitsha than anywhere in Nigeria

Easily.Give me the worst slum in SA and I'd still take it over anything in Naija.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Opinion Will You Defend Like This? by JaceBlaze: 5:39am On Dec 05, 2023
A motivational speaker is not going to change your fortune.
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2023
jaksmillioniar:
south animal dat dance naked on internet. If not laziness and jeslousy why did u kill naija. We are one Africa yet u hate and kill us yet u worship oyibo as a slave may god purnish u dere dat why u blacks are finish.

Fotsek you brain-dead,open gutter-shitting kwerekwere🦍🦍🦍

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Religion / Re: Do Newborn Babies Go To Heaven When They Die by JaceBlaze: 1:16pm On Nov 26, 2023
What a question LoL lipsrsealed grin grin
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 1:10pm On Nov 26, 2023
I can bet some people in here are already forming thoughts in their heads about some imaginary "black South African xEnOpHoBe" being behind these πŸ€”πŸ§πŸ§...only if you had a clue..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obese SA Woman Climbing Ladder To Put Up Her Political Banner by JaceBlaze: 10:04am On Nov 23, 2023
Stegano:


Well, you heard wrong, we don't kill foreigners, we despise criminals especially drug dealers and those who have no respect for the law. If you behave, we don't have a problem, but if you misbehave we teach you a lesson in manners. You may loathe us but it's funny how you fill the first plane that comes to South Africa, and even overstay. If you loath me you must also loath all my things. And as for the oversized one up that pole, well, beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. No one is telling your father that your mother is ugly.

Bars!!! shocked

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Amad: Former Mayor of Johannesburg Pictured Wielding Rifle In Support Of Hamas by JaceBlaze: 10:00am On Nov 23, 2023
WannaHowzit:


Dude πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚! Once you move into the affluent areas it morphs into Checkers. Shoprite is where they sell Checkers' near expiration products. And when they expire at Shoprite-SA they ship them to Shoprite-Nigeria for their upper classes to flaunt with πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©

They really enjoy our rotten leftovers,same way they worship our local whorΓ©s that have been passed around πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Amad: Former Mayor of Johannesburg Pictured Wielding Rifle In Support Of Hamas by JaceBlaze: 6:14pm On Nov 22, 2023
WannaHowzit:


Lol fairytalesπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ Did you see the part where BBC noticed that Shoprite is for poor people in SA but for a select elite in NigeriaπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ’©πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜(read attachment)

I was shocked one day when BB Naija contestants were thrilled to get a cake from ShopriteπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’© SA kids would be so upset if u got them a cake from Shoprite. They prefer one from Checkers or WooliesπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

Like for real.To think of it I have never seen Shoprite in any affluent area in SA.I bet you can drive 20 blocks in Sandton without seeing one.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Five Countries That Have Referred Israel To ICC Over Gaza by JaceBlaze: 12:08pm On Nov 20, 2023
WannaHowzit:


Trump described Nigeria best - i wont repeat the word πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©. That time they're busy saying SA is a useless country. The country that introduced them to malls, escalators, satellite tv & quality mobile networks. Without SAπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ† they would've been downgraded from 5th-world country to 7th-world country πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©

And these are facts.

They say the Nigerian government must kick SA companies out of Naija but they haven't even thought of anything viable enough to take over should those companies leave.

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Romance / Re: Trending South African Song Asks Ladies To Go Date Nigerians If They Need Money by JaceBlaze: 9:41pm On Nov 14, 2023
Lionessza6:

Blame Ethiopian coffee for this grin grin.

Which one is that? Amarula?πŸ˜‚
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Is Gay, Caught Him With Duane Martin – Former Assistant, Bilaal by JaceBlaze: 7:26pm On Nov 14, 2023
One sad episode after another in the Fresh Prince's life.Never thought I'd see this day shocked
Food / Re: S. Africa Has Fifth Most KFC Outlets In The World, Nigeria 38 -PIX by JaceBlaze: 5:35pm On Nov 14, 2023
KingCold:
KFC's cool but I prefer South Africa's finest cool

The best hot wings in the country are found thereπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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Politics / Re: I by JaceBlaze: 4:57am On Nov 14, 2023
Lionessza6:


LMFAO, I said believe you , Nigeria is the home of expatriates in Africa and SA gatemen and housemaids are flooding your shores and so many Europeans are lecturing in Nortern Nigeria grin grin.

South African degrees remain the most preferred coming from Africa and the passport one the easiest to be admitted into foreign lands.

By calculated risks I mean we weigh our options without desperation. If for instance I'm an engineer at VW here in SA andthey have post available in Germany, I look at the salary offered, the rent at a good neighbourhood similar to where I'd be living in SA. And take into account every other bill I'll pay. The money I'm left with every month, can I get the same quality of life I'm used here :healthcare , holiday, entertainment and savings ( will I save 5 times more) coz if not why uproot my life for a low quality life in another country? Unlike what we see with you where a bank manager leaves his job for a security job in snowy Canada grin grin

Hahaha

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Romance / Re: Trending South African Song Asks Ladies To Go Date Nigerians If They Need Money by JaceBlaze: 4:17am On Nov 14, 2023
Lionessza6:


Ofcourse you have that typical victim mentality, check how many times you used the word hate on me. You're accusing me of hate and bashing Nigerian men all over the place but there was no bashing just stating simple facts and curing some delusions grin.

Do you remember the thread you're in ? grin. A South African made a song encouraging all SA women who want to commercialize sex to search for you as you're the only men known for paying generously for sexual experiences with anyhow women....HiV kpekus don't scare you as long it's a South African own grin. We know youd never sleep with a Nigerian woman who claimed to be sick but in SA you rush them like food even when they have their HIV status on their foreheads grin I don't know if an esteem issue or what but bragging about chowing a SA HIV kpekus is a thing of honour to you while men elsewhere keep it a secret grin...but then again you even pay for the honour


shocked shocked shocked😱

Hai Hai siyalela cheesy

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 7:07pm On Nov 13, 2023
Marco Polo ft Masta Ace - Nostalgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPZ2-FVcM3M?si=9xE-_oH-mMWzEJ4s

"Hip Hop used to be so thick in the air when it was there you ain't even need a kick and a snare.It could have been finger snaps and hand claps but nowadays it feels a lil' difference when a man raps"

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Sports / Re: South Africa's Mamelodi Sundowns Wins Inaugural Africa Football League PICS) by JaceBlaze: 12:42am On Nov 13, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Lol - JaceBlaze, KingCold I wonder if this will make front page because its an historic moment in African football - the launch of the AFRICAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE won by black South Africa πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ†

I thought Nigerians lived and breathed football. But black SA won so it wont make front page in Soccer-geria coz of jealousy and envyπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Where the πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬white worshippers at πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚?

cc TheSuperX, jamesversion, warl0ck

Don't expect this to make front pageπŸ˜ƒ .Just don't lol


But the question is - who the hell is going to stop Msanzi this year?

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Car Talk / Re: SA-Based Nigerian Percussionist Olukayode Drove Ferrari That Got Tongues Wagging by JaceBlaze: 8:04pm On Nov 12, 2023
bigiyaro:
If Nigerian society asks questions like these South Africans, things would have a little bit better in Nigeria, it's unfortunate to see most people tagging legit questions as jealousy.

In a society where law & order doesn't exist and everyone tag along to the "get rich by all means" mindset it's impossible to ask legit questions without someone labelling you jealous and envious.

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Car Talk / Re: SA-Based Nigerian Percussionist Olukayode Drove Ferrari That Got Tongues Wagging by JaceBlaze: 3:27pm On Nov 12, 2023
Greattha:


Pele o ..accepted by who

You? South Africans....🀣🀣🀣?

You're deluded.

It's not your fault..if not for intervention, y'all would still be dancing butt-naked and bare-breasted in your wilderness.πŸ€”

Nigerians stand out and shine for good everywhere we go...heck a Nigerian heads the WTO

Your beef with foreigners is so bad you even have private orgs propagating it as seen on BBC and all.

If other Africans give you the same treatment,y'all will become stiffs.

Bloody Xenophob.

Stop the h withate and get a life...qed.

"BlOoDy xEnOpHoBe" lol cheesy

You stand out and shine in what? scamming and human trafficking? no thanks we Southies don't like bringing unnecessary attention to ourselves and don't earn our money through harming others.That's your thing and it's also why we don't click with y'all smiley cry

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Car Talk / Re: SA-Based Nigerian Percussionist Olukayode Drove Ferrari That Got Tongues Wagging by JaceBlaze: 1:42pm On Nov 12, 2023
Greattha:
The badbelle is real.

Black SA that apartheid almost finished if not for countries like Nigeria who came to their rescue....all of a sudden, they hate foreigners especially Nigerians...

Granted, Nigerians are into bad stuff but so are other Africans, Asians, and Arabs and Caucasians...just that Nigerians can't help but show off the little they have.

Inferiority Complex is a terrible thing.



So among all the nationalities you mentioned you also acknowledged that you are the only visible criminal because you are the only one flaunting your illicit profits and at the same time you are angry because South Africans call it what they see? Okay got it🀬


And as for Apartheid,I think you guys have been overplaying your hand and making whatever insignificant role you think you played bigger than it actually was.I think it's sad that in order to seek relevance you gotta resort to making shit up.You guys are so desperate to be accepted by us...why? cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: SA-Based Nigerian Percussionist Olukayode Drove Ferrari That Got Tongues Wagging by JaceBlaze: 1:32pm On Nov 12, 2023
Frezhkid10:

What makes them sell drugs there is because there is a lucrative market there!!!..
Who buys this drugs??…south Africans !!!

Reasoning of a six months-old child, bringing illegal products into the country and blaming the addicts? The least you could've done is admitting that you are the criminal pests the world says you are.It's part of your DNA.You can't help it.

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Car Talk / Re: SA-Based Nigerian Percussionist Olukayode Drove Ferrari That Got Tongues Wagging by JaceBlaze: 1:13pm On Nov 12, 2023
BALLOSKI:
Those lazy Southafricans will earmark him for execution and tag him a drug dealer.

I mean it has been and continues to be a Nigerian tradition in foreign lands to make money through nefarious routes.Not saying this guy got it that way but even you know how it is with you guys...just sayingπŸ€”πŸ§

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Crime / Re: SA Man Kills His Colleague, Removes His Intestines & Takes Selfies (Graphic Pix) by JaceBlaze: 5:04pm On Nov 11, 2023
This has got to be some sadistic satanic ritual shocked shocked shocked








Nigerians in the comment section should take it down a notch tho because if there's any African country that should be the last to speak it's them.nah it can't be you niggas.

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Crime / Re: SA Man Kills His Colleague, Removes His Intestines & Takes Selfies (Graphic Pix) by JaceBlaze: 4:43pm On Nov 11, 2023
A kwerekwere from Makoko slum that goes by the name ThunderFireAgba,most likely a skull miner,decided to bring my name into this and I want to know why that is.

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