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Rilwayne001:
Wetin?

you dey vex?

Joshthefirst:
I opened this account 2013. I don't think I had come across game of thrones yet

Doesn't matter.

It makes a good origin story.

Rilwayne001:
I actually miss striktlymi. That guy remains the most reasonable Christian on this board, unlike other clowns parading themselves as Christ like e.g. The OP

lol striktlymi!!

Why must atheists be the bad guys in hollywood movies or tv series?

Do you agree with Lex Luthor in superman v batman!!


If God is all powerful, he cant be good. If God is all good, he cant be all powerful.



cc Reyginus, Joshthefirst, Kingebukasblog, muskeeto, winner01, weigraf

UyiIredia:
Liked. Best response so far.

Hater!

mrZENographer:
When you've decided to know whether God is real, the first place you should look out for is The LORD's Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement @Ijesha Bustop.

Are you advertising your church?

elantraceey:
Woah, this is officially my thread of the night


Truth is deep within you, you actually know that God exists cause he's all around you but you've made yourself believe that doesn't else why will call out to him in distress, why will you want try or test someone you're entirely sure doesn't exist?

read the story again- I didnt call out to anyone. I wished for something and it happened.

ATMC:
Your mind really wandered! Well, how do I stop your heart from loving me?

JackBizzle:
GAME OF THRONES!!!


King Tommen Barratheon, First of his name.

Knight Josh of Nairaland, First of his name- hence, Joshthefirst!

^^
Muskeeto aka sonoflucifer, I wonder how you couldnt see that one.

You saw the tough angel in tufanja but couldnt see this?

Joshthefirst:
I can't really remember what I was thinking when I created the moniker Joshthefirst. lol. Maybe i wanted to come across as poetic.

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GAME OF THRONES!!!


King Tommen Barratheon, First of his name.

Knight Josh of Nairaland, First of his name- hence, Joshthefirst!

ATMC:
The time is twelve -O-four.


Logicboy and sonoflucifer I encourage you to see a seer.

What you will find? You are programmed to say there is no God. Being an atheist is not your making.

Effect? You are a commodity in the hand of the I AM. He uses you as he wills and there's nothing anyone can do about it. You two are set on a course and you must follow.

It's really hard to kick against a brick. #winks

Lol @chasing money. You no go catch am. Wetin happen to your girlfriend/wife? She is doing the chasing with you?

I broke up with ma gf. Am a single man again. Naija girls can give high blood pressure.

I'm not exactly chasing money- its more like trying to invest it.


Anyhoo, dont worry, there is no future between us. Nna...journey to the east......biko

Weah96:
I know, because nature will prevail in the end. That's why the writer included that verse in the book, so that you won't do what the characters in the book did.

Honestly, the authors of the book are the best trolls in the world.

ATMC:
The time is twelve -O-four.

My Nokia says

Palm wine so early this easter?

Weah96:
Try am na.

Thou shalt not test God.

ATMC:
Jesus Christ of Umoji! What did you just spew?

Do you know that God answered the prayer of demons in the bible? To send them into the pigs was a prayer. And God heard it...hello bae!!

God is not like we'd want him to be so he answered coconut-head Jackbizzle to show that. Amen?

Btw, logicboy why really really did you return home? The Fuzz 're after you, abi? C'mon don't lie.

So, you accept that God answered my prayers?


As for returning home, a business man must follow the money. I know you as a hard babe have experience with Yahoo-yahoo/toilet cleaner guys from abroad.

sonOfLucifer:
God must really, really love you.

Why not? He sacrificed Jesus on this day for me

winner01:
If a good samaritan helps. A diehard atheist will still say something like "Stay in your house, if someone brings fuel to you, ill pick the god for you myself". They will always need an extra detail.

Nothing will serve as evidence of the supernatural for someone who is desperate to live in denial of the obvious.

You are only making a mockery of yourself with this.

And please, nor dey quote me na. Abi dey send you

So my fuel case was supernatural?

sonOfLucifer:



You don spoil thread. The God believers were already hawking their Gods to the faithless.

plaetton:
Lol.

The point of the OP, which completely eludes most of you, is that religion and God thrive where simple everyday things become impossible or are made impossible by the ignorant acts of humans.

Getting Fuel, in this case, being the example.

You have said it all. It is just simple common sense- I was lucky. The odds were slim but it also means that it wasnt something impossible

sonOfLucifer:
But you found fuel at a filing station. It's not like it rained down on you.

Not only that, I was the first on the queue at a empty filling station- the odds of that right now is 0.000000000000000000000001

sonOfLucifer:
- You ran all over Lagos mainland looking for petrol to buy in my car.
- You stopped at a petrol station.
- You paid for fuel at the petrol station.

I fail to see God. Was the fuel original or miracle?

Anyways, Adeboye's faith was even better. God rolled his tires on an empty fuel tank.

You missed one major fact-


There is fuel scarcity and all filling stations selling had long queues

johnydon22:
Here is the point JackBizzle was trying to make.. You wanna troll a bit

It is the truth na. It is not trolling.

BlaqCoffee109:
JESUS CHRIST

Is dead today as it is easter

Weah96:
You blessed yourself. The overwhelming majority of people in Lagos, with money, will manage to buy fuel in the end. You just gotta wait.

Instead of waiting in line, you decided to burn half a tank searching. Your search was rewarded.
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Next time try to purchase fuel in Lagos and don't carry any money. [/size]I will pick the god for you myself.

Wait! If I don't carry money maybe a good samaritan can help pay for the fuel.

Silly atheist- you can't win against miracles.

tosyne2much:
Bros, so na petrol carry you reach my area?

So na you dey control dat side abi? Egbeda, ikotun, ipaja boys!

Fuel matter is serious. My paddy goes towards ibadan to buy at times...

AmbodOfLASU:
Which side do you stay in Lagos?

Waterside


Why you ask? You wan dash me some dasuki money

poksmahn:
thank God say u buy fuel o.. Its enough reason to do thanksgiving

I swear, getting fuel will soon be the new testimony!

UyiIredia:
Go back to playing your PS4 I don't think you are as confused sitting on your couch playing games as compared to matters of religion.

Interesting. You sure you arent getting too personal?

bxcode:
What is football in the first place, as in its meaning practically apart from it being a sport? Is it parachuting?
You simply elaborated on what I said and you are still using it as a point of argument.
Not bad..

I used your faulty logic against you.

Football is a sport just as christianity is a religion- you just use a reductive definition to avoid the larger picture.

UyiIredia:
It's good you are confused. It shows you for what you really are. A confused person.

So, can you help?

Joshthefirst:
Lol.

Take it step by step LB.

Answer your first question.

Did God answer your prayer or not?

Who knows if he's trying to get your attention? Who knows if you finally were at a low point and finally asked the big question genuinely? And got a genuine answer?

Bros, I don't know- that is why I am asking the question.

You haven't finished yet. I am waiting for part 10 where you will eventually join boko haram to bomb atheists.......

.......but since you are a woman, you would be sold as a mumu slave.



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