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analice107:
Do you even know what religious extremity means?

Your sense of humour is as dry as casava flakes in the desert.

Of all things, you had to use Sex. What kind of a person is this?

I knew that sex was your trigger being a self righteous female religious extremist who takes sex to be spiritual

Ishilove:
My sister, na so e haunt me for four good years o but I thank God sey where hin werey end, na dia my own start.

Swerve. Go and look elsewhere to fight.

felixomor:
Even if this your ignorance is true
Sharrap. Is that why you lied?

Get out of here, with your yeye lies.

What did i lie about? My dental surgery. Lol. Pls tell me how i lied

analice107:
Hmmmmm. So having sex before surgery amounts to having hallucinations?

You mean i had sex in an hospital bed or i had sex at home before going to the hospital for surgery?

Guy, why did you ever call yourself Logicboy? You are the most illogical human being i have encountered in my life.

for your info, as at when i had that surgery i had not had sex for more than 9years, so how could having sex trigger that experience?

Do you have sense at all?

@Felixomor and Butterflylion, how have you guys been keeping up with this character?

This is what Ishilove had to put up with for 4yrs?
Oh Ma Lawwwwd, I can't, i just can't take it.

Like many atheists are noticing-a lot of religious extremists like yourself have zero sense of humor.

Clearly I was joking about the sex. Sex has nothing to do with surgery hallucinations

analice107:
You mean i was hallucinating when i saw my own self standing away from my body as the Doctors fought to revive me? really? So why didn't i have this same experience many other times i was sedated for surgery? why only this time?

Maybe you had sex before the surgery. It could be many reasons.


I too hallucinated only once out of three surgeries

shadeyinka:
I can see that you are well cultured!

Very well cultured. I could have told you that you were not being honest or smart in so many interesti ng/vulgars ways.


Stop trying to dodge. Admit it, christianity can ruin families

shadeyinka:
Check what you wrote!

I see that you are lacking some sense. A research was done on divorce rates. You disagreed with it. I asked you if you proved it wrong.


You are now asking if i have proved it right? You well so?

shadeyinka:
I casted doubt over its generic nature.
You didn't prove the study right either, did you?

Prove the study right??

Nigga, you well so? Did you think before you wrote that?

felixomor:
Are you done lying?





Quiet please.
You simply thought you were smart.

You have proven yourself to be a slowpoke. Even your accmplice was foolish enough to confirm that unconscious people hallucinate- out of body experiences during surgery is nothong but hallucination. I think there are studies on such

shadeyinka:
You probably didn't read the earlier posts. Its been thrashed out

Thrashed out? Did you prove the study wrong?

felixomor:
And yet you were "unconscious", after injections on your gum...
LMAO

Chai, this lying joke wont go away
You couldn't spin the lies well again.
Olodo

This is the second time that you have rushed to accuse me before reading what i wrote.

I thought i was given injections on my gums which always leave a sore spot.

The doctor didnt give me such injections during surgery. What actually happened was that the anaesthetist put me to sleep wiyh his IV like equipment and the surgery went on.

analice107:
Hahahahahahahha. You really wish some one will share in your Ode-ity don't you? Here you are calling a Certified Medical Doctor Ode in his field, an area you are as dumb as the D in dullard. Keep quiet and allow him school your little Tilapian brain.

What is this one saying?

analice107:
I have gone under the blade 6 times, i mean heavly sedated. I never went for surgery that lasted less than 6hours. I never hallucinated. Only once that i almost died and had an out of body experience

That wasn't hallucination, because i stood by watching the doctors and nurses frantically working to revive or respirate me. I saw my body lying there on the bed. i saw when an oxygen tank was brought into my ward. I saw all that.

I heard all they said, I saw everything they did to my body. I saw my folks crying outside my ward. That's not Hallucination. Stop lying.

You know what rational peolple call out of body experience?
HALLUCINATION!

felixomor:
To show you how foolish you are and such a liar
All patients who are unconscious for surgery are given injection at one stage or the other.

So Stop Telling foolish lies.

Idiot. This was dental surgery. Injections on my gum

felixomor:
Olodo jumbo
And u asked the doctor while u were unconscious ba?

Mscheww. Ediort

Read the comment again. I asked when i was awake. Can you see yourself? Look at hiw you just jumo to reply without reading.

JackBizzle:
Ode. I believed that both the doctor and nurse gave me injections during the surgery. When i was awake, i asked why they gave me injections. They said that they didnt and pointed out that i was not sore where i said that they injected me.

shadeyinka:
They say:
Let's give a Dog a bad name so that you can have a good excuse of Hanging it.

I believe that hatred for Christianity will make some people put every blame on the adherents irrespective of whether they are implicated or not.

Statistically, what you are saying is that Practicing Christians are more likely to have a Broken marriage than others.

Aren't you biased?

All our celebrities are practicing Christians, that's why the rate of divorce is so high among them! SMH

There is a study to back the assertion. In america, it was found that christians had higher divorce rates than other religions.

felixomor:
Jumbo dumbo.
You were unconscious yet you knew you what......

Lmao

Ode. I believed that both the doctor and nurse gave me injections during the surgery. When i was awake, i asked why they gave me injections. They said that they didnt and pointed out that i was not sore where i said that they injected me.

felixomor:
Hallucinations are not experienced in coma.
Hallucinations are perceptions by conscious people.

Check on that

Bullshite. I am bot a doctor or scientist but i do know that when i was unconscious for a surgery, i did hallucinate.

shadeyinka:
I am fortunate to be surrounded by so many positive examples of Christian families. Mine is also a good christian family relationship.

It is possible our experiences differ greatly but since you've not been in my sphere, I will still conclude that you overgeneralize.

You and analice will lie to defend christianity from any criticism.


People like you can kill an unbeliever and still sleep well at night feeling holy

butterflylion:
The Jumbo Dumbo actually thinks he has got swag ON A FACELESS FORUM

I'm really starting to hate you....

butterflylion:
^^^^^
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Jumbo Dumbo they have come for you ooo. Finally they have come to sissify you since you no fit grow strong balls and na for woman matter only you dey get mouth

They want to help you design your obituary free of charge

Bros. Come, this one no be laughing matter ooo.

Which kind mad muslim dey follow me upandan?

butterflylion:
See begging from a wimp!

Ishilove kicked you to the curb and gave you road rash and now it's on to another.

Please take your begging for scraps to another thread. Make Una no derail my own.

you don craze finish.


I just want to ask saint sharon of lepa something. Nothing serious

lepasharon:
LOL advice from an old maid.

sharon? talk to me naaa

dalaman:
You'd be suprised that they'll even support you sometimes against their own when you have money and they know you are going to give them. Nigerians only care that you have money and you are going to give them. They don't CARE how you make your money, they don't CARE about anything at all, all they CARE about is that you HAVE money and you are going to GIVE them. They can only talk behind your back but when you come to them they will do as you say. They will even bring gossips to you to report those that are saying bad things about you to you just to enter your good books.They keep reporting themselves to me everyday while I sit back and laugh at them all. I am seriously enjoying the show.

2 years ago I went to the hospital to visit a sick relative, prior to going there I had already informed my mum that I was going to help my widowed aunt settle the remaining bills for her sick daughter when I get there and my mum told her. When I got there her church people were there praying for my cousin that was already recovering very well, but the way they went about the prayers was just crazy, instead of silently praying and going there way they started this mountain of fire kind of prayers inside a hospital oo, disturbing other patients and the doctors, one female doctor came and told them to just stop it and they started saying that their prayers was disturbing the doctor and her spirits that are tying the people down on their sick beds, openly suggesting that she's a witch or some demon that's why she was telling them to stop praying, bla bla bla.

I was shocked. I immediately jumped in and told them to shut up or they will be thrown out. It almost lead to a physical altercation. If their useless shouting works then why were they there in the hospital in the first place I told them. They should have taken my cousin to the church and prayed for her and shout all they want instead of coming to the hospital. I was suprised when my aunt came to my support ooo. She supported me and told them to stop it. She knows that if they annoy me and I leave they will have to pray for the money to come down for her. They know she's an underemployed widow, they also know that she needed money but they didn't come with 1 naira to help her out, only to come and be shouting and disturbing people inside the hospital with their useless prayers. I was shocked that she supported me. She did not tell them to tone their shouting down she just told them to stop it.

If you have money and they know that you'll give them they will support you. Unless if you foolishly start telling them that there is no God to their faces in a mocking and disparaging way or you tell them that the bible or Koran is a lie in a mocking way, only then will you enter wahala even as a rich person. But if you do it subtly they will tolerate you and support you sef, so long as they know that money will reach them from your side.

Nice one bro.

I am very calm in real life. I learnt how mad religious people can be very early as my very own cousin threatened me with a knife for "disrepecting Jesus". Na only nairaland i get mouth.


But every once in while, I let righteous anger get the best of me. There was a day in my office where I had to blast a colleague for interjecting with her religious bullshite. I didnt respond to her when she said "Jesus loves you" to me randomly- which made her to start asking me if I am a real christian that likes christ. I simply told her that I cannot love christ as i am not a homosexual that is into Jewish men. You should have seen the reaction on her face. Some of my colleagues bursted out in laughter.

butterflylion:
Says a Jumbo dumbo who couldn't understand the article he posted

This poor church rat. Do you hate my swag or something? Your own kind of hate is special.

lepasharon:
I think Im start watching this game of thrones show

BABE!!!!

You fall my hand. I was even thinking that you're a correct babe asper UK stuff......nna, I cant roll with a bae that hasnt watched games of thrones

butterflylion:
Why suspected? Why not known? Stop trying to shift your embarrassment away from you. Na me go come dey embarrassed for your own mumuism?

I have said it before and I will say it again. Me I be original wey no fit get duplicate.

I roll and I troll in a divine way as the butterfly who becomes a lion to those who stand in the way of Zion.

I cut them to size and slice and dice like a delicious delicacy and turning people like Jack to Stacy.

My game is strong without a bong unlike Jack who cannot grow a strong ding dong.

Ogbeni, your rap lyrics are wack. SWERVE!

hopefulLandlord:
leave that one abeg

1. he's so concerned about the usefulness of this thread to future atheist, makes you wonder what makes him so concerned

2. says we are consoling ourselves which even if true is of no business of his

can you see how his attention seeking is getting more and more obvious?

starve him of it in this thread bro

but hey, he's "on our side" and that's got to count for something

I should have known better. Thanks

butterflylion:
Oh yes there are but surely none with such detailed complaints listed out.

So far all I have read about is that Atheists need to hustle for money so they would be accepted.

Is that the only coping mechanism out there?

You can contribute yours too you know.

I would like to read about your coping mechanism. I am sure it would be something amazing

Swerve

butterflylion:
They already called you brain dead without any provocation from me. Plus I hope you loved the embarrassment I served you since you asked for it.

You that are suspected to be the alternate handle for a well known liar?

butterflylion:
Read your article again and read my response which you begged for.

Sense fall on you.

Satan's penis fall on you

hopefulLandlord:
you wicked o

I was JJC when I came back from the UK.

My eyes have now cleared with these religious people.