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talk2alabama:
Just negodu.. what is dat black thing i'm seeing.

Akkord4gov:
Hmmmm
But this guy cannot escape jail no matter his story. If that was the case,he shouldn't have run

But wait o,is he telling us that the woman commit suicide?

But wait o,what about if what he said was true?

Hard to judge but Mr. man,go and rest in jail for just 25yrs

olokfor:
President Buhari's daughters Zahra, Halima and Hanan are pictured together in Aso Rock, Abuja...

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/05/photo-president-buharis-three-beautiful.html

kissval1388:
Hello nairalanders,
last night, I heard my English/police dog barking and struggling, I didn't came out to check what was happening because there was light and I was enjoying my sleep.
I woke up these morning to find out that my dog killed these fat rat/mouse. in fact (rodent)
lol I would have prepared pepper soup with it but you know, The fear of lasssa fever is the beginning of long life.
Have a nice day fellas.

Krinel:
When God wants to pass a message about you through your plate number:

banttieman:
[size=13pt]The only things I saw are 2 nippples.

If you missed, go back to confirm.[/size]

alatbaba1:
Guy. See d babe leg. See her shoe

NOC1:
lol, this man is speaking from both sides of his mouth.
Mr Adams: On the day the incident happened, I instructed students to move the next hall to write their exam every other student moved but she refused. she stated that i was a wicked lecturer and that she's heard a lot about me and that she was not going to move in the course of that her phone fell and broke.[i][/i]
Here's what happened, she asked me to give her the phone and i insisted that she fill the exam malpractice booklet, she refused, she insulted my family, she said my family couldn't afford a Blackberry phone,this got me angry, so I smashed it on the ground.[i]
TheNews.NG : Did you flog her with your belt?
Mr Adams: No I did not, I only tried to scare her with the belt and the belt mistakenly touch her.
pls let me go out for my breakfast when i come back i continue.

vicstar:
ok, lemme put ma signature here

jackie35:
Naked because of OND

mynd1:

konji1:
Love is a wonderful thing... Look at them looking so cute and happy together!

Source: http://www.melogist.com/checkout-this-cute-couple-on-their-wedding-day-photos/

come and see this love oo

Dotmax53:
Fellow Nairalander'


Please Help A Brother...I newly married this beautiful young lady in her late 30's, and was shocked with what i saw with my eyes the first night of our wedding,she ended up messing up my newly purchased bed which i bought to appease our marital life,Had i known she was a baby adult,i wouldn't have gone into this marriage with her...No wonder she wouldn't agree to sleepover at my place while we were dating,,,i never knew there was a skeleton in her cupboard.After i noticed the drained bed on our first night together,She ended up giving an excuse that maybe she had drank so much water during the day/stressful day. Ever since, she as been urinating on the bed, We end up going to spread our bed outside everyday to get heated by sun...I believe our neighbors would have started suspecting something of such nature due to the usual sunning of the bed....Fellow Nairalanders, I love this lady and i cant afford to loose her..Our marriage is just a week old..

Please Advise me on what to do because i am really out of my mind presently.....

Pls MOD's Push this to front page to get urgent responses..

MhizTessy:
Now this is what happened to me. I'm not gonna say it happened to a friend like some used to. I am just curious and would appreciate meaningful comments.

When I was much younger, precisely 6years, I had this quickie with a neighbour. He was around that Age too, we just did for the fun of it, I don't realy know what led to it, I just saw that this boy and I had some kisses and sex, twice.
I grew older and I blamed myself for doing that trash then, there hasnt been much exposure as it is these days, I had been a bad girl for doing the 'mummy and daddy's game'.
This year, I will be 24 years. I have never had any sexual intercourse after the one I had 18 years ago though I have had some boyfriends But sex was out of it.
To the Best of my knowledge then, there was nothing like pain or blood. Now, I wonder, wasnt the hymen torn then? How come girls even below 6 years (who were taken advantage of) now have blood stains and experience pains?
This hymen, do they vary in flexibility?
I wonder if I have been deflowered back then?
Now I experience mighty pains if anything comes around the V area, as tiny as a finger.
I am just curious..

***
Comments like 'who cares if you are a Virgin'
Who Virginity don help
Should please not be typed here.
I have been sincere enough to type this, I will respect Matured contributions.

Cc:Lalasticlal

pheyikemi:
Hi everyone, how was your day? I know I'm not a regular face here but pls forgive me, I have to narrate my experience to you guys so u won't get robbed too.
It all started last week Jan 8 when my BIS was to expire, so I quickly recharged prior to that day, cos I preferred auto renewal due to its stress free nature. Jan 9 came and went, nothing happened, Jan 10 came also, meanwhile I couldn't access the network on these days.
Then I called the customer care line YESTERDAY and was told it was the network and that I should send EXPIRE to 21600, of which I did and I got some messages. Lo and behold, the internet usage was restored after my money was deducted for the MONTHLY subscription.
Guess what, I was told my subscription expired today, I immediately called the customer care again and I was told it was network issues which will soon be rectified. Having waited and waited w/out any solution, I called back and a lady called Ese/ Esie told me, there was nothing they could do, she even gave me the option of going to get another money to re-subscribe.
My reasons for wanting to tell u all what they did was
1. They robbed me on my birthday - no fear of God
2. They turned 1 month to 1 day using abraca-dabra - ain't a mu.mu o
3. If they must save for their fine with the FG, my money shdnt be included fa!
In Summary
MTN robbed me . Pls read the pictures from the 4th to the 1st, then the 5th

ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/herbalist-abducts-turns-minors-to-sex-slaves/

TS2:
Your English teacher should be jailed

williamsean:
That Linda just puts anything in her blog. Pls my dear sue her ass abeg

Cutehector:
Omo dis babe dey lie.. Chei

NJPot:
“See where greed landed you. You wanted to make quick money. You should thank God that they did not use you for money rituals.”

[img]http://3.bp..com/-360rnfrRqzw/USjDAlf-QTI/AAAAAAAAIiQ/G5y1tqNcFJ8/s1600/danfo.jpg[/img]

I have entered "one chance" bus once. It was in my secondary school days. My school teachers went on strike and all the students were asked to vacate from the school. I went to the park in search for a bus going to Onitsha where my parents live. I met one bus loading in the park with only two passengers seated. Due to impatience, I decided to stand along the Awka – Onitsha road to see if I could see any car that is already on its way to Onitsha.


After a little while, I saw a bus coming and the bus conductor was shouting “0nitsha one chance! Onitsha one chance!” I waved at it and shouted Onitsha. The driver of the bus which was almost full stopped for me to enter. I entered and the driver drove off. As we were approaching upper lweka, the driver said that there was a serious go slow in the front and he diverted to another road which he said would be better for us.

After the diversion, he drove for about 5 minutes and stopped. "Who get that big blue ‘Ghana must go’ bag in the boot?” the driver asked. One man responded "na my bag o”. The driver asked the man about the contents of the bag but the man refused to talk. The driver stopped the car and opened the boot. He unzipped the bag and shouted “Chineke mere mmadu ebe re o!” which when translated means “God have mercy on man“.

We asked the driver what the problem was but the driver asked us to come down and see for ourselves. We all came down to look. What l saw in the bag were bundles of 1000 naira notes packed in a big ‘Ghana must go’ bag. The driver said he would take the bag to the police. The man who claimed to be the owner began to beg the driver and said “I beg don’t take it to the police.” The man claimed that the money was given to him by a politician to share to people for their votes. It was that period Mbadinuju’s tenure was coming to an end and Chris Ngige was to take over as the governor of Anambra state. The man who claimed to be the owner of the bag of money asked the driver to share the money into 2 instead. The owner would take half of the money while the driver and the rest of us share the remaining half.

Oh my goodness! I was so excited. I began to thank God for this wonderful bus I entered. My share of the money would not be less than 100, 000 naira. The driver insisted that he would call the police but we begged the driver not to involve the police. Later, the driver agreed but said that we have to go somewhere to cleanse the money and also take oath. All of them agreed. I taught that they were all passengers like me but I don’t know that majority of them including the driver and the owner of the bag of money were all working together.

The driver drove us to a place that looked like shrine. He asked us all to come down from the bus and follow him into the shrine. I was scared but since other passenger were not afraid, l have to be brave. We went into the shrine which was an uncompleted building. One man dressed like a native doctor came out and asked “what can I do for you people? “ The driver told him that we have a bag of money that needed to be cleansed before shared and to take oath that no one among us would report this to the public or authority. The driver gave the bag of money to the native doctor. The native doctor began to do incantations and told us that the cleansing and oath would cost 120,000 naira. The driver asked the native doctor to take the 120,000 naira from the bag of money. But, the native doctor said it was an abomination to do so. Since we were about 12 in number, the driver asked us to contribute 10,000 naira each for the exercise.

Immediately, one market woman among us brought out the sum of 10,000 naira and gave the driver as her own contribution. One other woman there said she was the secretary of her church group. She said she has 10,000 naira belonging to the group and would go home and bring it. Other passengers made their promises. I wondered why it was an abomination to pay the native doctor from the money bag and the reason for the cleansing but I was not bold enough to ask the driver or the native doctor. All I had was 1000 naira so I promised to go and search my dad’s room and would surely bring the 10k. They seized my phone and asked me never to talk to anyone on the road nor tell anyone about this deal including my parents. “You will run mad if you tell anybody or if you fail to bring the money” the native doctor said. They told me that I was lucky to have this opportunity to be rich at my young age and should not mess up this opportunity. The driver wrote down a phone number on a paper and asked me to call the number when I get the 10k.
I rushed out and took a bike to Awada Onitsha where my parents live. Luckily, when I arrived home, my parents were not around. Only my junior brother was there. I gave him the 1000 naira note I have and asked him to buy 20 naira Omo detergent for me from mama Okechukwu’s shop. Mama Okechukwu’s shop was 5 buildings away from my home. And before they would get 980 naira change, I must have finished my mission.


As soon as my brother left, I began the “Guilder ultimate search.” I searched my dad’s wardrope, opened all his drawers and checked all his bags and pockets. I found no money. “Which kind poor man be this?” I asked myself. But he used to keep big amount of money in his wardrobe. I ransacked everywhere including my mum’s bags, wallets and baskets. I found no penny. I was frustrated. My junior brother came back with the detergent but said that Mama Okechukwu could not find change but we should come later to take the change. I asked him to send the detergent back and bring my 1000 naira for me. When he left, I then searched the entire house and found no money. Governor Mbadinuju was owing teachers six months’ salary. My parents were both teachers and it was a very difficult period for them.

When my brother returned, I took the money from him and went to a call center. I called that number the driver told me to call when I get the money and he picked. “You don get the money?” he asked. “I no see any money o” I replied. He asked me to go and borrow from somebody so that when we share the money, I would pay the person back. He asked me to get the money as quickly as possible before madness descends upon me. I was overwhelmed with fear. Who would lend me 10,000 naira? I asked and asked and asked. But no one agreed. Someone asked me what I wanted the money for. But I refused to tell. I don’t want to go crazy. Who would save me from this kind of situation? I cried. I decided to keep it to myself. There was nothing else I could do. I made up my mind. I did not call them on the phone again. The only thing I lost was my Motorola mobile phone which they seized. I had to lie to my parents that robbers stole my phone at gun point.
However, the trauma I had that period affected my WAEC studies. I was preparing to seat for my WAEC examination. I found it difficult to concentrate when I read. “You will run mad” kept echoing in my mind. The outcome was that I had three F9 including English and math, four P7 and two C6.


As one of the most intelligent students in my class, everyone including the teachers and students were surprised at my poor results. That was when I finally narrated the story to my parents. My dad said “see where greed landed you. You wanted to make quick money. You should thank God that they did not use you for money rituals.”
Since then, nobody, I repeat, nobody could entice me with material things again. The following year, I took another WAEC exam and cleared all the subjects. Today, I am a university graduate. I did not run mad and would never run mad.


Have you had a similar experience? Please, share your own story.

http://chukonetng..com.ng/2015/10/have-you-entered-one-chance-motor-before.html

youaremad:
http://www.punchng.com/news/police-arrest-banker-for-forging-wasce-university-results/

donefesco:
first a small start up like a saloon business,(250k) modest marriage ceremony(300k), rent self contain apartment (200k)and a 2nd hand car(550k) just a rough estimate

donefesco:
WOW

JAZES:
This is a follow up on this thread (https://www.nairaland.com/2672912/mothers-daughters-pageant-nigeria-photos), we now have a winner.

Congrats Team AngeeGift!
Last night at the Calabar International Conference Centre (CICC), Angela and Gift emerged as winners of the inaugural Mother Daughter Pageant Nigeria (MDPN) by Silverbird.

The finale which was broadcast live on Silverbird TV was the final stage of the pageant which saw the shortlisted mum and daughter teams participate in various activities prior to the big day.

The Mother & Daughter Pageant Nigeria is aimed at promoting family values by celebrating the Love and Bond shared between Mother & Child and giving Nigerian mothers and daughters.



The winning mother and daughter team gets 2 Million Naira and a trip to Dubai.

Congrats!

See all Team AngeeGift’s photos from the competition as well as photos of other contestants from their mother-daughter portrait session.

Team AngeeGift
http://onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/10/18/first-silverbirds-mother-daughter-pageant-nigeria-mdpn-won-by-team-angeegift/

Vinshu:
Congratulations! But your husband

maupe:
http://www.channelstv.com/2015/10/13/senate-unveils-second-batch-of-ministerial-nominees/