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I pity malaria

I don't why people always abusing the purpose God instituted marriage ............... abi what has come over FAMILY? Set your wife and children ablaze! what for! May God Almighty forgive and have mercy on us.

By their word ye shall know them

Ebonyi state governor Engineer Dave Umahi, has allegedly ordered 15-year-old orphan, Uzoamaka Chukwu, to return the state or be declared ‘wanted’. According to reports, Ebonyi state governor, Dave Umahi, has reportedly asked 15-year-old orphan Uzoamaka Chukwu, to either return to the state or be declared a wanted person by the police. uzoamaka Chukwu uzoamaka Chukwu 15-year-old Uzoamaka Chukwu who was recently adopted by a kind hearted woman identified as Rita Nnenna Anoh after a video of her being stripped naked and flogged by some men circulated online, has allegedly been asked to leave her new family and return to her home state. According to reports, Dave Umahi is insisting that Uzoamaka is still a property of the state, claiming that only the state has the power to rehabilitate her and educate her, and not the people that adopted her. This was reportedly made known in a statement signed by the governor’s chief press secretary, Emma Anya. Here’s what it said in part: “Government is asking that wherever she is, she should come back so that we can take over her training from secondary school to university level. We will also be able to rehabilitate her. According to a facebook post shared on Linus Abaa Okorie’s page, here’s what transpired: “The story of Uzoamaka Chukwu, the 15-year-old girl tortured and stripped naked in Ebonyi State has taken a different twist Governor David Umahi has ordered the return of the victim to the state within seven days or be declared wanted. Umahi gave the order on Sunday when he visited the family of the teenager at Umunaga Uburu, where he said her return would enable the state government take full responsibility of her rehabilitation and training. However, Uzoamaka has turned down the governor’s offer, saying that she is happy and enjoying her new home. She advised the governor to help five other girls who suffered similar fate. This order followed the adoption of the teenager by a Port-Harcourt-based Ebonyi lady who had perfected all the requirements for her adoption and offered her a scholarship and other rehabilitation incentives. However, there seems to be a crisis with the resolve of Governor Umahi to reclaim the girl from her foster mother, Ms Rita Nnenna Anoh who had since commenced rehabilitation of the victim. Governor Umahi said she must return within seven days or be declared wanted because she remained a property of the state. “Government is asking that wherever she is, she should come back so that we can take over her training from secondary school to university level. We will also be able to rehabilitate her. We are giving seven days for her to come back. We don’t know where she is but we ask that she must return because she is the property of the state. The matter is before a competent court; so we may not say much but on what we saw, we felt very bad as a people, as government and as brothers and sisters of Uzoamaka. We feel that is a gross violation of her right and man’s inhumanity to man. So we are very sad about it and that is why I directed that all of us should come to take over the responsibility of the girl. But, Uzoamaka, who already has a new home in Port Harcourt, where she is being rehabilitated, asked that she should be allowed to remain where she currently stays because she is comfortable there. She said: “I don’t want their scholarship. I feel okay and happy where I am. I am enjoying my new home and nobody should disturb me. I won’t go back to Ebonyi State. My new mummy will train me in school. I don’t want their scholarship because before this incident, they never thought it wise to give me any scholarship; it is now they want to give me scholarship. They should go with their scholarship because I am comfortable where I am.” She stated that five of her friends in her village suffered the same humiliation and advised the governor to give the scholarship to those victims, whose sad experiences have not been reported in the media. She said: “Five of my friends are also victims of what happened to me. If the governor wants to give me scholarship, he should give it to those ones because nobody has said anything about them.” She claimed that the Ohaozara Development Centre Coordinator, who masterminded the assault, is still in office, and expressed fear of being attacked again if she returns to the state. She said: “As long as the coordinator is still in office and the governor is not even saying anything about removing him from office, I will not even step my feet in Ebonyi state, let alone taking any scholarship. The governor wants to bring me back so that I will still remain under a man who did such evil to me; how will I cope in that particular environment. I am not going anywhere; I am okay where I am. He should look for those other five girls and give the scholarship to them.”

Iamoriekaose:
Good evening all. I'm a young girl of barely twenty years of age. Few weeks ago, I noticed a boil under my armpit and on my forearm. I alerted a pharmacist who prescribed some drugs for me. After a while it subsided.
Last week, the boils reappeared in different parts of my body. I don't know what to do because the scars left are depressing. Pls help. Mods pls move to the place i'd get faster replies.

WHEN LAST DID YOU MENSTRUATE?

wunmi590:
Dont be afraid, it might be any of the listed.

1. It might be sign of maturity in yoir body

2. It might be lack of good protenious food

3. It might be hereditary

4. It might be some kind of externer microbial contaminants.

5. It might be change of environment

6. It might be due to your menstration

7. If not all these, please see a good doctor

Proud microbiologist

IT MIGHT EVEN BE SIGN OF TWINS

White boy!

why did you call this braless? ......... oh, nipple.............i see

This is very serious

I suggest you buy in Ikorodu, Igbo-olomu precisely.

Girlfriend abi wife?

o ga o, women of nowadays they dont even reserve anything for the hubby anymore...........abi no be everything we don see finish here.

dubemcapital:
If you still imagine how we survived the water see one of our strategies... Pumping machine couldn't help any more but we continued.

because of the nature of the ground in that environment, I think it should have better done in raft foundation.

Nollywood movie.

Na Chevron she want to marry or the man?

what is the code to check the data balance?

[quote author=rummeh post=48405511]See now, She used her immoral life affect that young gentle man.

nnadychuks:
Well, mine are; legend of the seeker, everybody hates chris, universal soldier(day of reckoning), frozen, wise inlaws,city hunter and iron king... What are yours?

A VILLAGE IN AFRICA

obowunmi:
HELLO,

Someone just infected me with the HPV virus.

Booty call is not really free after all.

Doctors in their house, what does this mean for me as a man?

i thought someone would define HPV Virus

castleofmercy:
Says who? Change ko, buhari ni.

Trust me!, but in case she doesn't , send her to come and spend 3 days with me

ChangeIsCostant:
It was all drama and fun at an inter-tribal wedding ceremony between Mr Obi and his bride Bukola. The groom caused a frenzy after he went under his bride's wedding gown to remove the garter belt she wore -with his teeth...The elderly ones at the event were shocked at the sight of that while others laughed in excitement...

This is a Western wedding tradition -for a bride to wear a garter to her wedding, to be removed towards the end of the reception by the groom. This garter is not normally used to support stockings. This practice is often interpreted as symbolic of deflowering....

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/see-what-happened-between-groom-and-his.html

Chai! thats what they we be doing when they get home................ e ko 'si lo jor

dynamite11:
My problem started shortly after our wedding this year, and ever since its like I'm in a versus kind of relationship( I versus my wife and her family). She is so controlling, she knows all of our business my wife makes sure she keeps her up to date on every little details that goes on in our lives and she is never out of our lives not even for a week and I think my wife is ok with it because her mother can never be wrong.

She worships her either she is right or wrong, she is always visiting every weekend and sometimes stays with us for a week or two only to come back the following weekend saying she misses us, when I got married to my wife I didn't ask for a bonus, I don't know why we can't be left alone, and the worse part of it is that she comes with other family members and we always have a full house, I'm an introvert and I love my privacy but with my mother in-law I will never have that. I have become sad over the past few months and it's affecting my home because I can't even talk to my wife anymore because she is her mother's ear piece, I'm losing my sanity, she is coming over this weekend and I think I just need to go on a vacation alone this summer to clear my head. Have you ever had this kind of problem before? I need help please.

I hope she or her daughter is reading this right up ............ bet you, she will change from now onward.

PrettyCrystal:
You will have to look closely to notice that these are not two friends but a mother and her big-sized daughter having fun. This woman identified simply as Judith -has become the rave of the moment on Instagram after posting photos of herself and her daughter on vacation in the Bahamas -to the amazement of online users... See photos below

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/see-viral-photos-of-woman-and-her.html

Owu iya gbon, like mother like daughter

Ipisi:
BREAKING: Nigerian Aruna Quadri sent packing by World No.1 Chinese Ma Long
Aruna Quadri’s hopes of winning Nigeria and Africa’s first men’s singles table tennis Olympic Medal were dashed here at Rio 2016 on Tuesday night at the Riocetnro Pavilion 3.

The Nigerian star had stopped some big names on his way to the quarter-finals, but reaching the semi-finals became a step too far as he came up against world No.1 Ma Long on Tuesday. The Chinese superstar was too quick and too sharp for Quadri, beating the Nigerian in four sets.

The match ended 11-4, 11-2, 11-6, 11-7 and was quickly over in just 28 minutes.

http://www.completesportsnigeria.com/48895-2/#OC1dYJERM6vQ8GrK.99

Congrats to Quadri for making us proud

Eyah! sorry ehn.

Opistorincos:
We as Nigerians come across a lot of exciting, captivating and thought provoking things in our day to day activities. However, due to our busy schedule, and sometimes the thought of where we're headed at the particular period in time, across we don't really bother to look into the background of these amazing inventions. I am 100% sure that 99.9% of my readers make use of the ATM machines more than twice within the period of a week.
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Majority of the time we have the need to make use of the atm, we are often saddled with the thought of how long we need to wait before making withdrawals or any other ATM enabled task due to the status of the queue. The highlighted points above are some of the reasons why many Nigerians have never bothered to look into why the ATM pin is only four(4) digits.

The main purpose of this post is to educate my readers on why the ATM pin has only four digits. Before we talk about that, however, let's skim through how the ATM machine came into existence.

The Computer Loan Machine triggered the invention of the ATM machine. The individual who took it upon himself to design the first ever Automated Teller Machine is a man called John Adrian Sheperd-Barron. Barron also developed the idea of embedding pin code into individual debit and credit cards.
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Picture source - www.telegraph.co.uk
Now, to the main part of the post , which is why ATM pin consists of only 4-digits. The inventor of the ATM machine which is John Adrian Shepherd-Barron was born to the family of Dorothy Barron, two time Wimbledon women champion, in Shillong.

Barron initially proposed a 6 digit pin, but later had to reconsider his proposal due to his wife's inability to remember a large string of digits. The reason our ATM pin has only four digits is because of the inventor's wife's disability.

Nowadays, 4 digit pin is no longer enough to keep our funds secured, due to cyber theft. Most banks outside Nigeria are now offering a 6-digit pin code for accessing credit and debit cards. This development is a good one but it'll burden the average Nigerian banks' customer care assistants as many Nigerians are bound to forget their pins easily.


http://www.eodob.com/2016/08/heres-reason-why-atm-pin-has-only-4.html?m=1

If i slap you, ehn!

Theoritical:
I use airtel” BlackBerry phone' Pls, expatiate more bro.

i got the same message

chocolateme:
Very hilarious
But can that protector escape catapult stone?



FTC
CHOCOLATEME

It seems the the mirror is costlier than the car itself

MrFerrari:
I created this monicker to hide my identity.

I am a political appointee working as an aide to my state Governor. My girlfriend came over to my office with her friend who just got posted for her NYSC and seeking for a PPA

I gave them a note to take to the ministry she said she wants but they came back telling me they were told the Commissioner wasn't on seat. Knowing fully how the system works, I realized they were just diplomatically chased out cos they don't have an appointment with him.

So we drove out all three of us, went over, met the commissioner and explained what I want. He immediately directed she starts her documentation right away hence, my babe and I had to leave her over there and head back to my office.

Seeing that it's already minutes pass 5pm and the official quarters of the Govt House was empty, we decided to have a quick one with my babe in my office, believing that no any other government functionaries is on seat as the car park was kinda empty.

Just as we were in the middle of it, the SSG and Chief Protocol Officer drove in and on seeing my car, they came over to my office (we no even hear anyone knocking sef) . So they decided to peep thru the window as they were a bit worried seeing that my car was there but my office is locked from the inside.

To cut long story short, I was caught red handed making out right inside the office. Though none of them is my direct principal but the Governor himself, I'm afraid they might stylishly leak it out cos we had some problems with the SSG two weeks ago.

Now should I face him and plead he covers my arse or I should just wait and see if he might not even take the issue up to the powers that be?

Kindly help a brother pls.

TIE BA E

39-year-old man who carried on a romantic affair with a married woman, got the shock of his life recently. The Kenyan man identified as James Mutua, had been sleeping with his neighbour’s wife despite warnings for him to desist from the act. Man grows breasts Mutua who used to work as a chef in a hotel in the Westlands before he was sacked, started growing breasts in 2015. According to him, he started feeling an unusual sensation on his chest and before he could understand what was happening to him, his chest enlarged so much that he was forced to wear bras and over-sized clothes just to hide his breasts. Mutua who is now desperately looking for a cure to his mysterious ailment, has now resorted to selling fruits and vegetables to sustain his family, and strongly believes the woman’s husband resorted to spiritual means and is responsible for his predicament.


Hmmm…Wahala dey oo!

xedyl:
YEYE!!. So I no go sleep because una wan make money? Why not 9am to 6pm?

No mind them

Hushee:
Lol. That's a whole new definition, you no well.

I lied ni?

examhall3:
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The International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) has banned Nigeria’s 4x400m women’s relay team from attending the 2016 Olympic Games holding in Rio, Brazil, next month.
According to IAAF, the Nigerian team was banned because one of them, Tosin Adeloye, tested positive to drugs during the Confederation of African Athletics (CAA) Super Grand Prix/Warri Relays in Warri, Delta State on July 24th last year.
Adeloye’s positive drug test and subsequent ban for eight years means all the results she achieved from the period she tested positive, individually and jointly will be disregarded. The Nigerian team can no longer forward a new replacement.

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Source: http://www.timenaija.com/2016/07/29/nigerias-4x400m-womens-relay-team-banned-from-rio-2016/

Tested positive to drug, what drug? .........Paracetamol?

cyril700:
I saw this on my facebook time line, is she for real?photos below

This is desperado