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Akjwyzepal:
Am getting pissed off by this thread.

Plz no piss for here
Abeg
Go una toilet...
U no be small pikin na
Abi u want make those girls dey see it JT

MzLarem:
All those ones cannot make mee smile na...Go nd sell d kidney nd buy d jeep 4 me..then I'll laugh sef.

Haba
IF ITS ABOUT THE MULLER
ADIOS BABY

IDGAF:
They won't complain about the yoruba language o,but if it's programming language,they wud say someone is oppressing.They don't think it's possible 2 feel bad that someone is writing in a language u do not understand.Or isn't this going off lane? That's why tolerance makes it possible

Guy u dey vez for my Yoruba sorry
Shey u be igbo
Let start our own..... Dont mimd those Yoruba people
Kedu




But if you be hausa no prob
Ya kete

MzLarem:
Lmao..Lol
U're wanted in d music industry.

Nope ooo.when I see you
Ehn I fit write poem ...sing rap
Just to see you smile


.

mrtopeqs:
OGA OH........TI O BA TA KIDNEY E, HMMM O.Y.O LO WA

Haba
Eyokan ni mo ma ta naa

MzLarem:
We av Valium 5,Piriton,Restoril,Xanax..if u take them..u'll sleep ehn..u won't even remember 2 dream. Try it nd thank me later

Yeee
Shey all dis na for sleeping or dying

MzLarem:
omo yoruba ni mi ooo..swagger!

Yeee ori mi wuuu

So bao ni
Gbogbo bi o sen se lon damilorun

I swear mio ni beef fun ee
Mio ni secret ti mo keep fun ee
Mole taa kidney mi kin fi ra jeep fun ee

MzLarem:
Roger that comrade!

Owk.

Do u speak yoruba

MzLarem:
Lol..I hear u

Owkay
As I was saying


I can't sleep anymore...
Coz when I close my eyes ..all I see is ur monicker written bold

gentleman100:
I have said this and I'm repeating it, this group is meant for UNILORIN aspirants not prospective ICT or Literature icons.
There are other fields here, everybody is a king on his/her lane, my elder brother is 'well' inclined in ICT, he once represented Nigeria in India, he now works at interswitch and he doesn't use it to make others feel as if they are dumb headed, hardly can you know he knows how to operate a calculator.
I'm not saying we shouldn't discuss other issues but reduce the rate at which you guys discuss about programming related issues. I AM FED UP OF IT! Medical, Law, geology, education, management, etc students come and display.

My brother
My bro brother
My
brother

U too gbaski

IDGAF:
LMAO!!! Bros! No mind dem o! Try ur luck.Maybe she don dey gree who knows! Lol

Hahahahahahahah
This life sha
This guy wey d appease me so
Himself dey look For the same thing


Emm miz larem
No mind them oooo.. .all of them don get gf


But we fit be friends sha...
Relationship hurt..but friendship never hurt


So let be friends
Hope u grab

Pwz anybody seen his or her clearance date

Since u cant start clearance without second list being out..
So I think if any of you have been given a date for physical clearance
Second list would have been out before then

Hope una grab

mrtopeqs:
what's with all you guys and MzLarem sef.....

wetin nah

Oooh sorry
Never knew you guys are already admiring her


Dont worry...I will stop

Am not so into her.....I go leave her for una


P.s:::::life is about competition

MzLarem:
Lmaoo..Lol. I'll advise u sleep again.

You mean to keep drea.ing of you

frrenarndo:
isz there going to be a second list?

all this hullabaloo is causing me intellectual perplexity.

whattapun 2 the second list now?

im on my kneels

Joins him in kneeling down
Abeg... Uniben biko


Release second list
*sobs

MzLarem:
how was ur nyt sir?

Ummm...
Let say I was dreaming of you
My bro said I was just saying larem... Larem..larem

He even asked me what is larem
So I dont know if my night was good or not
So what do u think

MzLarem:
Lolz..Funny u..Morning sir.

Morning madam

SuperNover:
So all these things have already started?

Are u seeing what am seeing

MzLarem:
Any way na way..Larem Is sha dere..thanks

Okay
Guess u are popular here


Will u emm (clears throat). Befriend me



* rushes over to click the profile.....sees the pic*



Sigh

SuperNover:
haha sorry bro. Yours was nice too

Oga mi
I just dey jonz ooi

Ray360:
abeg.. Supernover na my brother o.. i won't watch you break his head. the head carry oil

Just wanna drill some oil



Good morning

*sees supernover with his broad chest masculing figure with his gang of friends .(quickly drops bottle)

Supernover:hey wetin you dey find

Jake: oga good morning ooo...I con ask if u see when robinhez they pass"

*breathes heavily*

Uuuuups
Uniben



Hmmm

greatscholar:
guy wit all ur article I guessed u must be a very notorious womanizer nd loverboi

Hmm
No mind the guy


Wordplay


Fftc dedicated to sleek....nope miss larem

Dont knows if its right

SuperNover:
So Yesterday was oil dripping pukka's birthday
Happy birthday pukka, I'm sorry this is coming late. I wasn't around yesterday
Happy birthday once again. Dear Pukka

Ray360, I saw your beautiful piece

*angry moood*


Wat abt my own *breaks a vodka bottle and moving towards supernover*


Make we see if u fit chop bottle... .rey no put mouth for the matter oooo. We gat to settle it ourselves

Yreeeeee
Thursday ke
I have a feeling it will be released within this week



P.s To hell with feelings

Tobihence:
ur own still better nah....we wey still dey queue dey wait for second list weytin u wan make we do....

No mind am
U no look down see many viewers wey their eyes don red
Waiting for make someone say
I don get alert

No mind them




Foolish scammers


Xowi my characters

Good momo.





I better change it to manners before some Peepz start claiming grammarians for me
Smh



Mycheew Bleep those Peepz wey they get feeling sau d list go come out today or tomorrow...I'd u don't know anything just shut up

choose4me:
Who said anything about you being an aspirant, being better than aspirants. I only told you I'm not cuz you think the Google ish was cuz there isn't a 2nd list yet.

Woh! I don taya! Next time, you sef no de write like so.. Don't do that again

E be like say this guy do take am personal
I no fit fight oooo

choose4me:
People like you never learns from others.. Those that read our 'knowledge sharing' must have gained one or two things from it.. Your shallow minded to call it a useless argument when you don't even know understand some basic things on Information retrieval before now. jsyk, I'm not an aspirant.

What makes you think I am



What do u call it again
Oh shiiiit.......u know it won't makes sense exchanging words with you




So coz u are not an aspirant makes u better than those aspirant or what

Dont do that again ooo

Hahahahahahahah
Hummmm.....shey na bcoz this people no gree release 2nd list una con dey argue wan useless argue
If u like wikipedia use am if na Google use am
If na Bing use am...if na yahoo search use am
The wan wey pay u na im u go use


For me I respect the triple G
God
Google
Guns





Sorry for that guns.... It demand respect

Jesus
Pwz let the list be out today
Abeg na


Dont forget to put my name oooooo

Ray360:
it's well brother. we are in it together. I await the second list too. how was your day?

Boring