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Silvernus2020:
Let's all learn how to utilise this simple App,............
Truecaller

This always comes handy, check pix below, how I identify a scammer through Truecaller application.


--》Copy the person's number,
--》Open Truecaller app and paste the number on the search box,
--》 Check the person name, view his/her profile and very important the comments on their profile.
--》If you have any further information don't forget to add your to the comment. Thanks ✌�

Please how does one pay for certain upgrades 9f all these apps especially on playstore. If you've successfully made purchases,how did you pay?

driving in heels is no big deal for me. though I won't advice it as a norm,especially on highways. only do so when u r naturally comfortable in heels.

I don't understand d need for a watsapp group here..what is wrong in following this thread if need be? start up a group and the next thing you would see is 100 people sending either happy new month,week,year or useless forwarded messages. All Kaduna postings should be followed here please

@meetvalue Oh no... would have really appreciated u coming back.but thanks for the response and keep me in mind should u decide on taking on an intern

Oh no... would have really appreciated u coming back.but thanks for the response and keep me in mind should u decide on taking on an intern

Please i need training in this business seriously.anyone willing to take me under thier tutelage in kaduna??

is it just me or d pics is not showing? abeg how do I upload pics? I'm attaching it bt not seeing it on my post!

congratulations to all our new moms..God bless u and our LOs..Our waddling momma's easy peasy delivery to all of u too.
Vigilante has totally blinded me from NL dat reading from d last page I stopped will take d whole day.so pls 4give my absence teamies...

Meanwhile, for our Kaduna mommas, I have a not too used car seat for sale
Price: 8k

BA BA BA

Its with praise n Thanksgiving I welcomed my handsome Prince on 3/2/18 @ 40w4d, 2.30am thru VD with no tear weighing 3.8kg.
mummy n sonshine. doing awesomely, dad n sisters over d moon wt excitement..
BS coming later as vigilante is real!!

cc : curvilicious, @ lioha signing out for team Jan porter.

to my remaining teamies n other Waddlers,supernatural delivery to u all

awww my baby's twinnie has arrived ahead of us.. congratulations teamie.thank God for safe delivery @luvtoteach and God bless our LO.
to us still waddling,Gods grace n strength for a swift n safe delivery

[quote author=luvtoteach post=64707388]BA BA BA
To God alone be all the glory!
Baby Testimony arrives at 1:25pm via VD with little tears, weighing 3.5kg.1st of February instead of 30th January.

congrats maami! God. bless ur DS and grant u quick recovery

rollykotex:
BA! BA!! BA!!

To the Almighty God that makes all things beautiful at his own time, that replaces tears with joy and gives good gift i say "THANK YOU"
His excellency, my darling son made his grand entrance at 3.45 pm on the 31st of January, at 38 weeks 5 days, weighing 3.6kg via vagina delivery with abundant tear.
Son doing great, Daddy rejoicing and mummy very sick having lost blood. i pray i recover soon.

I Pray the Almighty God makes it easy for the remaining waddling mamas.

Capt lioha, mydeporch, all February mummies.

Amen my able cappo..dis past week jus left me confused,!! last Tuesday d gynae did a sweep and said he was expecting me bk dat nite or d next day.true d contractions started being regular (or so I thought) dat I packed up my bag in prep for d main one only for it to stop all of a sudden at abt midnyt of dat day till nw. so na siddon look I de nw.will be 40 wks tmrw.
fellow Waddlers,una weldone o..God's supernatural grace to us all!!


Hope you ladies are fine?
Individual response will be well appreciated
God will make it easy for you

#SupernaturalchildbirthwithhealthyLOs#[/quote]

[quote author=curvilicious post=64131347]BA! BA!! BA!!!

yaay!!! my cappo has finally dropped our baby John!! congrats deary..my ur family's joy know no end!!
congrats to my other teamies who hv dropped and supernatural delivery to us still waddling..
meanwhile, thank God dis meme no apply to my teamies as I de suspect someone

[quote author=curvilicious post=64048696]2ND WEEK ROLL CALL FOR JANUARY 2018 MOMS

No levo for oda mamas. This thread? Na we get am!

Ported
Mbula. Blue
Chijiuche. Blue

Delivered
Zino89. Blue. Delivered 02/01 BS(not seen)
JDQueen. Pink. Delivered. 05/01 BS(seen)
Mitche15. Blue. Delivered. 06/01 BS(not seen)

Waddling
Moniker....................Sex................EDD
Bomgirl.....................Blue..............29/01/18
Goldenheart002... ...Blue..............27/01/18
MiraclefromGod.......Pink..............19/01/18
Curvilicious...............Blue..............15/01/18
Gabby18..................... ?..................11/01/18
MummyAudrey..........Pink..................?
Pacypatty...................Surprise.......31/01/18
Mafiaqueen...............?....................23/01/18
Jadareese..................Blue..............30/01/18

shun
for d cappo!!..still on d waddling matter as we patiently bt eagerly await signs of arrival. supernatural strength and delivery to us all

congrats teamie... God bless u and LO for setting d ball rolling for team mates. indeed Jan births shall be swift,safe n wr lesser pain for all our mommas ijn

congrats and God's blessings on ur sweet prince's arrival too @beautifulrosa

Zino89:
BA! BA!! My Prince Charming made his grand entrance 2nd of January weighing 2.9kg through cs mother and baby are doing fine father rejoicing. Team January

i tire my sister.. cant we jus waka and pass over certain things?? ahnie there was no need to clean d dust off dat issue again.. let it go and ignore him/her. na new year we wan enter so oh!!

gabby18:
Ahnie, let by-gones be by-gones...there's really no point bringing all these up again...in a few days time we ll be celebrating a brand new year... so y bring up this issue again...it yaff do ohhh!!!!

curvilicious:
See our lives oh
Lord we're grateful
Our testimonies
By your grace o
O gbe mi ni ja
K'eru wan bo wan ni ja o
Olorun mi my comforter o
Mo ri re(3x) gba
O se mi l'ore
Mo ri re gba

Chineke ne me mma
Imela
Ekene di ri gi
Imela

Osakpolor gbe o e(2x)
Osa keen kpolor o
Osakpolor gbe o e

Oghene worunor doh!
Jesu worunor doh!

Tamunor priye priye priye(3x)

Mun gode Yesu
Mun gode Yesu
Yesu seriki

This time we are not just one month closer, we have one month to go

Praiiiiiiise the Lord!


DECEMBER ROLL CALL FOR JANUARY 2018 MOMS

If you hear your moniker say: Yes, mama John!
I am not joking with all you teamJanuary2018mamas una too stubborn!

Moniker....................Sex................EDD
Zino89......................Blue..............25/01/18
Bomgirl.....................Blue..............29/01/18
Chijiuche..................Blue..............12/01/18
Goldenheart002... ...Blue..............27/01/18
Mbula........................Blue...............7/01/18
MiraclefromGod.......Pink................19/01/18
Curvilicious...............Blue................15/01/18
Gabby18..................... ?.....................11/01/18
MummyAudrey..........Pink..................?
Pacypatty...................Surprise........31/01/18
Mafiaqueen...............?......................23/01/18
*Jadareese*..................Blue................30/01/18
JDQueen...................Pink.................11/01/18
Luvtoteach................Blue.................30/01/18
Mitche15...................Blue.................19/01/18
Derommyvent...........Blue..................17/01/18
Holysteph.................Blue...................05/01/15
Tchidi.........................?......... ..............?
Thotiana....................?........................?
Momagic.............. ....?........................?
Zimunachimdi...........?.......................?
We thank God for the journey thus far.
Hope we've bought and parked every every. If you never buy plz start today.
Any addition, subtraction, multiplication or division? Plz call my attention to it.


#TeamJ4January4supernaturalchildbirth&healthyLos#

I really do not know exactly how to explain how i feel but in all i give God all the glory #supercalifrajilisticexpialidocious#

Over&Out!

Yes Mama John!! dat ur meme suits my situation these days...and d pelvic pressure?? gush!!

congratulations to u all latest mommas.may ur LO give u unending joy always...
Pls o..i say make i ask so I'll know if I'm doin something wrong. I'm 29w3d gone and I thought at dis stage constipation is a dominant sypmtom.Bt in my case,I've bn purging seriously.even when I take only water,I still purge it out.dis morning alone I've bn to d loo like 5 times already.i doon't know if its because I jus switched from pregnacare to d prenatals they gave me at ANC (folate n bco courtesy nhis). is dis normal or is it jus me feeling dis way? abeg make una chuk mouth put

curvilicious:
Yes ooooo we are 1month closer!
We give God all the glory
If you hear your moniker say morning sir!
I am not joking with all you teamJanuary2018mamas una too stubborn!

Moniker....................Sex................EDD
Zino89......................Blue..............25/01/18
Bomgirl.....................Blue..............29/01/18
Chijiuche..................Blue..............12/01/18
Goldenheart002... ...Blue..............27/01/18
Mbula........................Blue...............7/01/18
MiraclefromGod.......Pink................19/01/18
Curvilicious...............Blue................15/01/18
Gabby18..................... ?.....................11/01/18
MummyAudrey..........Pink..................?
Pacypatty...................?......................31/01/18
Mafiaqueen...............?......................23/01/17
Luvtoteach................?........................?
Tchidi.........................?......... ..............?
Thotiana....................?........................?
Coldfeets...................?........................?
Momagic.............. ....?........................?
Mitche15...................?........................?

We thank God for the journey thus far.
Hope we've bought and parked every every. If you never buy plz start today.
Any addition, subtraction, multiplication or division? Plz call my attention to it.


#TeamJ4January4supernaturalchildbirth&he
althyLos#

Over&Out!

Even though I no see my moniker,I go still hala my "morning sir" as per say i cross leg day wait for 30/01/18 or 1/2/18(based on d day we play match...porting tins..). we BLUE too!
cc @ curvilicious

[quote author=MsAfricaa post=61988838]BA!!!! My November Mommas, Wher you at Your girl has dropped oooo!!! I am soo excited! My November 1st yellow baby has come. She came 11 days early via VD weighing 3.2kg with numerous tears Bt it was all worth it.
congratulations mama..may ur joy never end..kisses to our princess

I'm much better nw ,thx momma@anistef..hope ur experience wasn't so bad cos even me had initial reservations too.Bt anyway, I still go to st.Gerard's for anc jus in case they mess up..
congrats to all d latest moms. may d joy our LOs bring never end.@ abike so sorry for ur loss bt i love ur faith..2018 is still urs.jus keep hitting it as ur fertility is high at dis point.waddling mommas..how market?

Anistef:
barnawa gra vry close to u, jst d river separating us.

which of d hospital do u use? Im a first time mum, dnt knw which hospital to use.

nice to know ur close by,i actually wanted to recommendations too dats y i needed to hook up wt a kd mama. not a first timer though.had my 2 princesses at st.Gerard's and d experience was great.Bt had to change dis time arnd to harmony close to u because of d health scheme.was there for antenatal 2wks bk and on admission dis WK for sudden preg induced asthma.and was impressed by their service too so I don't regret using them. which options do u hv in mind?

Anistef:
yes ooh wat part of kd

Kaduna north costain area..

wow...congrats to all our October mommas..u all are repping wella. wishing our mama's in line a sweet,swift n safe delivery.
#teamjanuary here oh! Blue 30/01/18.
any kd momma's in house too??

mine was building construction.and waec still had d guts to with hold it...

Zino89:
10 weeks and 1day it's been God all the way I can see that everyone is doing great ...thanks to God almighty. TeamJanuary

yaay...I don jam teammate!! and e go sw
eet pass if we hit d theatre together too...it can only be our Jehovah overdo!! hugs dear

following

God bless u ma'am for dis thread u opened.u can't imagine my excitement when i stumbled upon it.plsss add me to d watsapp group. I'm really interested in learning

God bless u ma'am for did thread u opened.u can't imagine my excitement when i stumbled upon. it.plsss add me to d watsapp group. I'm really interested in learning

waywardpikin:
Let me start by saying that I graduated with a cgpa of 4.09. I'd always been an As and Bs student. Wasn't the most serious but when exams come around I can read the entire note and finish an entire textbook. People in my department always wondered how I did it. Some thought I used to sort lecturers cos I was hardly in class. The only secret was that I partied hard, and read only when it mattered.

The day I was caught with expo was in the second semester of my final year. Our timetable was so jumbled up that some core courses were put together back to back (una sabi as some timetable dey sabi useless). After I finished the exam for that evening by 5pm, I discovered that the next paper was in the morning of the following day. I tried to read the paper but mehn the whole thing just seemed like Greek. Nothing seemed to enter my head. The numerous calculations were threatening to break my head and the owu wey dey knack the son of man that period no get one single joy. It was also the last paper for the semester so, low motivation. That was how the devil whispered to my ears:

'Wayward pikin, tidy expo na! Do am the way you dey do am those days for 100 level.'

'But I no get mind again like those days. This thing fit fail me o,' I replied.

'Oga don't dull yourself na final year you dey. Nothing dey happen,' the devil retorted.

It was the easier option anyway so I tidied my expo. Packed a whole notebook into one tiny sheet of paper.

The next day na so I dey offload my expo into my answer sheet. My heart was racing 'gbugum gbugum gbugum' but I was confident that if I could download my expo into my answer sheet I was guaranteed an A in a 3 unit course.

All of a sudden an invigilator walked up to me and said, 'Pass me your answer sheet.' I passed my answer sheet to him and expertly slid my expo between my question paper.

The invigilator went through my answer sheet with a puzzled expression on his face and then asked me to pass my question paper. I passed my question paper to him and expertly slid my expo to the floor and stepped on it with my timberland boot. The invigilator went through my question paper with a puzzled expression on his face and then asked me to stand up.

As e come b like say water don dey pass garri, I start to dey cut am eye say make he calm down na. Why him blood too dey hot? With my eyes and a low tone I begged him, 'Please sir... Please sir...'

Na so him voice come increase say, 'I SAID YOU SHOULD STAND UP YOUNG MAN!'

At this point other students were looking in our direction. It seemed like the devil had chosen today of all days to disgrace me. Last paper of my final year exams. What manner of fvckery is this?

'Bros abeg na,' I begged with all the pity I could muster.

'I said STAND UP!!!'

At this point I started weighing my options, as e don dey be like say devil wan use this man to spoil my career. And that was when I did the unthinkable.

With the speed of light, I reached for my expo and stuck the thing in my mouth. Na so the invigilator jump on top chair like Jackie Chan con grab my throat so I no go fit to swallow am.

'Spit it out! I say spit it out!!'

For where. Shey dem dey teach monkey how to jump tree? I swallowed the God-damned thing, next thing I knew the invigilator landed me a very hot slap. As e be say I don confiscate the evidence, that was all I needed. I pushed him off me and turned to face him with ferocity of Sango, Thor and Amadioha combined.

'You slapped me! Why would you slap me? What did I do? How dare you?' I boiled, pointing my fingers in his face because if you touch lecturer dem fit expel you ooo.

'What did you do? You brought expo into an exam hall!'

'Which expo? Did you see me with anything? Why would you slap me?' At this point I was holding my answer sheet and question paper as well as my school recepit and ID card. He tried to collect it from me but I slapped his hand away.

'Oh, you think you're smart? Mr Patrick, come please.'

Mr Patrick came over, a man that didn't take me any course but knew me very well. I was always respectful and greeted him all the time.

'Yes what is it?'

'This boy brought expo to the exam hall.'

'What? You brought expo?'

'No sir I didn't bring anything. I was busy writing my exams next thing I knew this man came here and started harassing me. Next thing I knew he slapped me,' I said, turning to face my assailant with even more anger in my face, 'Why would you slap me?'

'You mean you have the guts to lie to me to my face? Something that you swallowed. I will deal with you today!'

'What swallow? Did you anything in my mouth?' I opened my mouth for all to see.

The speed with which Mr Patrick ran to get exam malpractice form still dey shock me till today. He didn't walk o. HE RAN. As if he had been praying for this day to come. Someone that I thought was my friend lol. I hate him till tomorrow and I never greeted him after that incident. He came back with the form but none of them could get me to sign that form because once you've signed it you have implicated yourself which in my school (don't ask, won't tell) could lead to a fine as high as N70,000 and also expulsion. They all kept trying to collect my answer sheet and receipt and ID card but the way I hold am tight ehn, you go know say na my life I dey fight for.

As I don enter devil trap I might as well fight my way out of it.

'He didn't carry any expo na. Leave him alone!'

'Why would you slap him?'

'Leave him, he's innocent!'

Shouts of support rented the exam hall, it didn't matter that half the students in the exam hall witnessed me swallowing the evidence. Eventually they called the school security to come bundle me and lock me up. When the security detail arrived and they saw me, their hands fall. They were people I knew and I used to tip them and buy them drinks every now and then. Besides, I wasn't the kind of guy that causes trouble.

Anyway I wasn't allowed to write the exam again, and that was how I quickly boarded a shuttle bus back to my off campus apartment before any more stories that touch comes into play. To say that I was embarrassed and pained by everything that happened is saying the least, but I am thankful that I had the good sense to not fill the exam malpractice form. When the results came out, that particular course showed up as a missing script.

That incident cost me an extra semester in uni which I would just approximate to an extra year. It wasn't funny but now I can laugh lol.

Over to you guys. Have you ever been caught with expo before?


#Wayward Pikin

CC seun lalasticlala Fynestboi Richiez olawalebabs

funny situation indeed ... bt dis story sounds like something out of my uniben days...lol

if I was willing to try I wouldnt come asking here first.I once subscribed to their Bb pack nt knowing it didnt work on android.it took dem almost a month to refund my money.so don't want to take dat chance again Dats y I asked if its working on android too

I have bn using Airtel bb #1500 unlimited until it was brought to my attention dat complete d same 3g goes for 1k on Bb complete. my question. is,does it work on android too for those dat have used it??