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MrsPhyno:
When naijaboy does the end of the year awards thing, I'm writing down Jadekitana for best threads.

Lol thanks dear but that's gonna make some people cry

Cutehector:
hmmm.. I sort of had to do some forensic auditing on your activities.


Na who be jadekitana2 oooooo?

Dat person must really really be beefin u strongly

Imagine o, I was surprised to see the moniker

Cutehector:
lol fill me in na.. who is disturbin u? U neva knw, I may be gv her a piece of my mind too

Jade handles things herself

sheunsheun:
Interesting!!!! Bt sm pple wunt lyk dis

I remember this moniker you won your contest right?

JeffreyJamez:
The rate at which y'all take NL serious is funny. The sooner y'all realise NOBODY gives a rats ass, the saner this place will become.

Where's my baileys? He deserves a glass for this comment.

Cutehector:
ur only Makin me popular more by tagging my name in ur thread

Lol that's the idea and also to tell I know what's happening here, some childish stunt.

prettythicksme:
Name names,let me wire dem sense

Kikiki they haven't stepped on my toes, i'm really planning for one of them, the day I would batter her life here, she would deactivate her account in shame. I usually don't talk too much, I just do my back ground check and wait for a day to act.

Damtha:
Jadekitana, I love the way you write

Thanks

adegunwa4real:
"That Ass licking part" you have no idea! Am desperate to ass lick estharfabian and myfantasies (shebi na to lick their ass? ) btw Op...don't tell me u want to go into E-snatching business o?

Lmao abeg o, i'd rather opt for E-troublemaking and E-heartbreaking

STFUareyouGod:
I've been good. Mourning Jesus's death

Haha you sure you are a Christian?

pacino26:
Just passing but I stopped at the bra part. Why dem apples come dip towards the south-pole na upon the padded bra

Are people really taking this section of the forum serious?

Lol I think so o

KingCheezyPuff:
Awww man I'm kinda guilty of 2
....But I like ta play though

Lol guilty of what queenvalerie?

prettythicksme:
Adjusts padded bra bawo,u wan blind dem guys? All wat u wrote no concern me,na dat bra part i saw. Buh op,i hear say gurls too dey asslick na true?

My dear, that's their business! Na play I come play here, people be taking things personal for nothing

MUVA:
Using sexually suggestive innuendo's equally passes you off as "desperate".

How can synzu be saying this to me? my 5th crush!

I saw you mention you wanted their names yesterday now the thread is making you edgy? Kikiki

Cutehector:
Michellla watsup

STFUareyouGod:

It's been a while, how are you?

cruzita:
my sister u are right ooo .but I hope say I no follow

Lol no you no follow at all

I'm almost celebrating my 2 months anniversary here,however it's been fun really studying some peeps here especially since the beginning of this wooing challenge boys got no chill but ladies are worse.Here are some typical xteristics of desperate romancelanders.

1) you must always see their comments on first page! Infact they are in every thread,they never prove me wrong.

2) the ladies joke with every Tom, dick and Harry! They desperately seek for recognition.The guys woo every moniker with an "f" infront desperately, even when these ladies ignore they don't give up.

3) Using alternate monikers: This is the reason I NEVER reply pms! Most dickless guys don't really have a better way of making a lady notice them than verbal assault, a psychological disease introverts,caged or inferior guys suffer from and the only way to aggravate those testosterone is when they insult a woman. Trust me these guys don't talk in public,their situation is that bad. And then because of some kinda guilt they create another moniker to chat you up,like the one who tried to disgrace himself yesterday! You know yourself.

4) The ladies stalk their crush: immediately their crush mentions you or compliments you, you are in trouble! You become their enemy instantly. I'v noticed 3 ladies here always despise my threads,matters became worse when their Crush decided to woo me(thankfully he opted out) you wouldn't blame them,cutehector has a sugar coated tongue .He has a hold on them!

5) The guys take things too personal: for crying out loud this is a faceless forum! No lady is betrothed to you. Every lady has a right to chat with whoever she wants,deal with that.Imagine a guy almost took the wooing challenge personal last night and i'm like se-rious-lyyyy? Is this dude a child? It's just a game,stop showing the world how weak you are if you can't concede a defeat with pride and move on.

6) Asslicking: this is very common! The guys don't really do that, unfortunately I can't say same for most ladies.Asslicking,dicklicking or pen1slicking wouldn't make him fall for you,have some pride. Stand out and never be scared to say what's on your mind however how stewpid it is, some ladies are so scared to comment on controversial threads for fear of the unknown,are you a baby? And you think being pushed around makes you more submissive and prettier? Anyway it's not my business.

Ps: when is the wooing challenge for females starting? Lemme woo someone's crush and give them serious heart attack, i'm here to have maximum fun *adjusts padded bra, opens the first 2 bottons* aha the breast is showing well. Catwalks out

EnigmaticEnigma:
Just imagine if a chic shuns you when you try to talk to her in public, like just dismisses you rudely to your embarrassment

Then you get to work later on and find out you have to interview someone.

You open the door and you see her

Yeah, what goes around comes around

I don't get! Are you trying to say because she ignored you, you wouldn't give her the job? You must be very wicked o.

Smellymouth:
Jadekitana, shey ur eyes haff cleared

*cleans mouth* oh yes I can now see clearly

Hmmm peeps are beginning to get angry and taking the contest personal thought we were here to have fun? Let me go and arrange my bed. Myself and smellymouth needs to celebrate this victory in a promiscuous way *grabs blindfold,handcuff,ice cubes, whips and masking tape where's smelly?

Asslicker:
So, shez into U?
My friend, go and sleep!


It's obvious you're into the girl.
U should've just contested too. Rather than playing bodyguard.

Playing bodyguard? *dies* oh no mehnnnn I just kent deal anymore tonight

Smellymouth:
Sperm ke?? Cutehector must see this

Lol abeg leave cutehector o, he's vexing for me for no reason

Caringguy:
I dropped out from the contest.....

Awwwwww

Cutehector:
it's 2mao nightt u knw


Some people will shed tears

Shed tears gini? I know who will win already, sha prove me wrong you may just have good lines and be forming gentleman here.

Smellymouth:
Jade!!!!
Who did this to you?

Blame it on alcohol mixed with sperm baby 2mrw morning I will be normal.

Are you sure you ain't too late ogbeni why didn't you participate in the contest?

Caringguy:
Wow!! Oliviaarims i just checked your profile now and i must comfess that you're an epitome of beauty''' Oh yes! those eyes'' there is something about those sexy eyes of yours..'' and your sexy glance can dis-arm any man., Your smile alone can make a man to walk for 1000 miles without stoping..'' girl ah swear you're setting my heart in commotion, pls lets set this love in motion.'' coz the love i have for you can fill up an ocean..