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EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]All for you baby
If I lose you I go kill myself [/color]

Georgville:
Lol.. Wat a thread! I'm sure we all have learnt a lesson or two here. Finally she found her mystery guy. . . Happy end!

youngest85:
where is jadekitana

joshsmarty:
in jadekitana 's voice... quote me anywhere I'll still choose a friend over a girlfriend /boifriend anytime..

Crosses legs on mat for full gist

OK I've been hearing peeps say
"friendzone is the worst
"ladies we don't wanna be just friends
"upgrade me from friendship bla bla

NB. I'm not talking about the just hello, howdy, kinda friend I mean real intimate friends..

B4 I proceed I'll give an instance between two pair of people..

Boifriend
Girl :. Hello baby I'm feeling sick o
Boi: What's Wrong
I'm having headache bla bla
Boy :.have u taken any drugs please buy drugs and take o.. Take care of yasef for me.. I'll be coming soon.

NB. Both guys used in this context were not engaged in anything serious @ the time of the call.. .

Friend

Girl:. Hello baby I'm feeling sick o
Friend: what happened baby
Im having headache
Friend: am coming
(he comes with the drugs and gives a sleeping shoulder. while the so called boi friend only takes it as an ordinary headache.. )

Errrrm le me go grab some guru guru

After the break ama throw in ma list of friends Vs boifriends..



Stay tuned..

chronique:
Ok. I go with jadekitana... Hope I got that right.

LuveU2:
Will you ask Phyno to go for hiv test if he starts looking your way?

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C][b]Hmmm, a round of applause.

You've seemingly got the analytical brainpower to best describe my love to the best of your ability but I'm sorry you also got something amiss. Have you heard of the saying that "in all spheres of life, the brain is the sole decision maker but in love, the heart makes the best decision"? I've come to love Jadekitana with all my heart and not with all my brains so whichever way I communicate my feelings from my heart will definitely have a wrong interpretation in the brain.

You faulted her being my oyoyo airline hence indirectly suggested her as a princess to ride on the best airliner in the world, which is logically valid. But I tell you that in love, you're incorrect. Being my oyoyo airline, she lifts my soul to greater altitude than that which the best airliner (which afterall is made of scrap metal sheets like any other aerobic vehicle) can go.

You said, "a cedar tree is better than an iroko tree and therefore a princess like Jade can't be tall and ugly like an iroko". Nice one there. But tell me a better allegory that can be used to define the African beauty if not the gallant iroko tree that stands tall and yet being African and proud. Why will my Jade be an African in Africa and be likened to a tree in far away Australia, America and the Middle East?

Finally, you've got another question to answer. Can you tell me that protection you give to an egg that you won't give even a double to a tomato fruit? You protect an egg from falling and nothing more but for a tomato, you have to go an extra mile by protecting it from decay which comes from the inside. I am here not just to protect Jade from physical harm but also and most importantly, emotional and psychological harm. Of what use will my macho and alpha male factor be to Jade if she still remains unhappy at the end of the day? [/b][/color]

Cholls:
my sister nawao.....so watin be your own sound tell us.


Yeye girl.

grandlexuz:
Wow I like you. You are good. I am a Cameroonian nairalander and have been on this forum for well over five years. This is the first time I followed a thread from page one to the last. Thirteen pages in all! You won my admiration on this forum. Keep it up!

Jadekitana2:
lol the bigger the better, I guess

sarutobie:
How many male nairalanders have you met? The first one already got you eating from his fingers lol.. This is an anonymous forum.. Take whatever you see here with a pinch of salt..

Recherche:
Please all, leave our jadekitana alone nau, haba

Why didn't she give him her number only for her to come here asking about him?, well I think she did explain if you go through her post carefully.

I suppose she felt she had an idea of who he was on nairaland, personality wise, so she didn't bother to give him her digits, not putting into consideration that most people have different personalities both on and offline I.e an argumentative or controversial person online might be a softie or easygoing person offline, and vice versa (am not trying to excuse her behavior though, just trying to understand the rationale behind what she did).

Perhaps she had a rethink, and she felt she could be wrong, hence the reason she did this. So please let's not make a big deal out of this.

Even our beloved Mr Emeka, being the gentleman he is, didn't leave her hanging and despite everything, still opened an account just so he could clear the air, and initiate contact with her. This should tell you that jadekitana also piqued his interest same way he piqued hers, so it's all well in the end.

wrongnumber:
Chai chai chai..if na me be this babe na to cloe my account for nairaland.

Alero,alero alero how many times i call you abeg go bury ya head for epoto because na you cheap pass for the babes for nairaland. Bros abeg if she gree for you make you no take am serious o because this type no know wettin she want.Tufia.See as she come for public come digrace women.Alero a.k.a jadekitana you be mumu.

Cutehector:
ezepromoe, when I went to your profile, I already told myself I was no match for you... I read through the 2013 wooin thread and observed u were the host.

My respect to that.

But u see, this is 2016.


Princesses dnt travel in oyoyo airlines, they dnt néed to be as tall and ugly like an iroko to be beautiful, but as cedars. they aren't tomatoes Dat will be treated anyhow, but are like golden eggs Dat should be cherished.


Cc: jadekitanare

Toks2008:
Its really unfortunate that i have no option but to write here.

Jade no one is asking you to be who you are not but the question on the minds of people is "Why refuse his demand for your contact just to come here to create a thread about him"? that is the strange twist.

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Chai, see sharp guy. You wan form peacemaker abi? If you're for real then you have to get a bag of salt which you should be pinching at each post I make. But bros leave Jade for me na, what of your other GFs? Must you sandify my garri? [/color]


Hahahahaha this is actually very very funny I laughed hard but them say this no be th wooing thread now, abi I this is warm up?[color=#DC143C]My oyoyo airline, iroko beauty and my sweet okochi tomato, don't mind what your mind is saying about me. This is not my real face o
See, I'm not possessive, I'm just announcing my weakness to you and ditto my strength. I'm ready to tolerate an assistant but I can't assist, kpomkwem [/color]

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Oh bla bla bla
I didn't order her around, I just gave her simple assignment, just to say, 'thunder fire you' to her BF, that's all. Abi are you the BF? Tell me, let me know if I have to run the errand myself

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Cutehector:
i believe a respectable lady like jadekitana believes in simplicity and humility, something u lack.

She is a woman, u dnt need to order her around. She deserves some respect.

Asslicker:
yes ma'am?

My name was summoned?

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Ekwutosi to me looks like someone who will be a loyal assistant BF so it's nothing but my problem now is that one you want me to assist. I'm not a loyal assistant you know, I fit just cause gbege

Change your siggy please![/color]

STFUareyouGod:
maybe God'll finally provide for you a BF

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]It's fun indeed. But you have to do something for me, just one thing, and it's very simple. Just turn to your BF and say 'thunder fire you'

Did I see cutehector (ekwutosi) challenging me? [/color]

Cutehector:
jadekitana is it then.. fixed

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue]
...Or maybe the guys aren't certain the female monikers they'd have loved to woo are actually being used by females. Just maybe.
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firstking01:
jade, whatchu think??

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Nice one. But will Nairaland guys take this serious? That is the problem. Let's just set an example.

Put my moniker there, let me tell Jadekitana what I didn't tell her when we met.

NAIJABOIY[/color]

nairamaniac:
I remember I had a little face off with you on one of your threads. when u denigrated all Lagos guys to be gold diggers.

I was against u, cos u struck me as an ALPHA-WANNA-BE at the expence of others.
I insulted u but then u replied politely. many people have done same to you on this thread, but yet you responded politely and maturely.

with that, u earned my respect and I regretted ever insulting you in the 1st place.

now that's a twist of personalities you got in you.

Truth is you are suffering from ASPD (Antisocial Personality Disorder) as Toks2008 said.

but you are also suffering from MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder).

Even tho I'm one of Toks2008 biggest fans. it wasn't nice if him to have updated the guy to advice you. not nice at all.

You have a bold, arrogant, egoistic and oppressive manner of approach. You build a wall of defense around you. Thats why u could call the guy a liar to his face and refuse to bring yourself down to exchange numbers.
but you could stoop low to profess your admiration of his personality publicly.

I know your type. u dont care bout giving good 1st impressions. cos inside that defensive-wall, you are real and simple.

its only very few people in the world DAT would dig deep to know and appreciate the real you. some don't have the time, some don't have the foresight/wisdom.

I'm sure you must have driven away people from your life because of the shell you built around u. u want to tell guys I don't need your help, I don't need your money. its OK to do that. but mistake you are making is DAT u can do that without being arrogant, rude and intimidating. you don't have to force it as you do.

The real ajebutters and bigmen children do not force it.

After everything I love, respect and appreciate the real you.
1) you don't hold grudges. you forgive easily.
2) you are out spoken bout ur feelings when u get comfortable with someone.
3) you are bold/courageous. how many girls WD shout out for a guy as you did? I respect DAT.
4)Finally, you are pretty, but (sadly, you have an over confident/intimidating demeanor and attitude) which diminishes your attractiveness from guys.


Word of advice: you have a lot to learn. and also how to strike a balance between what you really are and what you portray of yourself.

Take care!!!

All the best with Emeka.

funny enuf, I feel you guys wdnt go far. cos you seem like the type that enjoys mystery and the chase more than reality.

If I were him, I WD have remained a mystery till we probably had shaaaaged or dated.