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LORDSAMURAI:
IS IT becaus im about to expose u and d lady on ur dp? is it bcaus iv always slam ur senseless thread? or is it bcaus u know that i know that ur brains are filled with toilet roll?

Have you not noticed I never reply your mentions? Because I don't stoop low to allow senseless people drag me to their level,thats how important I guard my reputation here. It's a faceless forum i'm very much aware but I wouldn't allow faceless buffons have a fill of their stewpidity. I'd advice you to desist from fooling yourself every now and then here,your name is becomin a household name when stewpidity is mentioned. You hop on every thread disgracing yourself trying to seek relevance is a useless way. It's not like I can't face you and finish you here, but I see you as a kid who just attained puberty hence I ignore. When you finally grow some balls and start respecting yourself then we can relate, aside that, your mentions are always used to wipe my dog brunos ass.

Please don't ever quote me on nairaland again! Don't ever try it.

LORDSAMURAI:
are u shadding me?

This thread is really very interesting, it's so sad I didn't join this forum ontime,everything looks strange. From what I could deduce this E-war is between

Synzu,kramofos,lezz,thesonofmark,firsteva,postman....who else ooo?

Vs

Estherfabian(who never dissapoints ) darkenrebel and asslicker who unfortunately was banned hence can't defend this thread

Side attractions include dharyour who adds fire to everything,refiner who is funny,nikkypearl and mrcork fighting in one corner ready to have makeup sex,laveda is just quiet,queen Valerie em well she's quiet as well. Let me continue viewing

dharay99:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2743124_mad_jpegf0f2b2dee4bf3d1166136838fae17a53

Hahahahahahaha

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@Jadekitana



Hi Jade,

I am doing very good. Thx.
Sure you are doing great too. Do respond to my PM / PM me. Thanks

Hello just seeing this! I'm fine thanks.

STFUareyouGod:
I honestly don't.

I be waiting for your msg ASAP

Ogudu GRA(pako bus stop) just before the Catholic Church. Usually free on Sundays only,i attend mass by 6am. You can pm me with your digits.

STFUareyouGod:
your father's house no get address?

You already know where I live in lagos so come to my bus stop. When i'm ready i'd request for your digits but for now i'm not! Like I said before someone else is gonna see me first.

STFUareyouGod:
don't be too sure. Time waits for nobody. Grab your chance

So, location?

My father's house, infact my room

PushPlay:
That thing that shows between your legs even after you're fully dressed up.

The pvssy shape? You are a spoilt boy

STFUareyouGod:
really? You think I'll always be available for meet ups? I doubt. Seek me when you can find me, call me when I'm around. This chance won't always be there, so grab it while it last

Trust me when i'm ready, i'm sure you wouldn't decline!

Suigeneris93:
Asslicker has been banned

Oh no wonder he ain't saying anything! Well next time he shouldn't drag me into this kinda status to avoid any form of misconception. I love creating my threads and minding my business,I don't need to scold anyone here to be popular.

STFUareyouGod:
I know you seriously want to see me. Ok, pick a location

Easy not so fast, there's someone here I have to meet first after which we pick a date.

STFUareyouGod:
ok. Good

So who's that lightskinned girl on your dp?

If and if we ever see, you will find out

PushPlay:
Hi Jade...I like you tiny Cameltoes.

Thanks but forgive my naivety what's cameltoes?

STFUareyouGod:
so you actually think I like you?

Well I never for once thought that, you should ask the Op.

Asslicker:
Just as my moniker implies, i am not here to Asskick, neither am I Here to disregard any Moniker.

This is the Secret life of some Monikers Here (male&female)
After mmuch spywork and investigations. I've come up with some hot juicy stories.

Sit back and relax.
U could also drop the names of nairalanders u want badly.

---

First on my list is:
Naijaboiy:
This Uniben dawg is well known for his misogynistic Acts on Nairaland. Ladies beware! This is just part of his little tricks to lure you into his lair. Like he did with laveda.
First he started off Bashing her at every threads. Calling her fugly and all sorts.
Right now...they're E-besties on NL.

He's a ladies magnet. All thanks to his pretty face and blue fonts! He's made it a point of duty to bash ladies that stand out the most. The likes of Estharfabian, oyind17, lanicky..e.t.c

Little wonder why the gullible, once famous marieolae dated him for over 6months. Imagine dating someone you haven't met!? There must be tons of unclad pictures flooding his phones!

Second on my list is:
Stuareyougod
This one is A smart wannabe. The only thing he is good for is his ability to wear earrings And rock Weekend's Dada hairstyle.
He's no doubt one of the dumbest nairalnders, always trying to claim he's smart. When Infact, he is as intellectually deficient as the likes of mrcork and lordsamurai. Even when he claims to be Overseas(obodo oyibo). London, was it?
He also has an affinity for bashing Opinionated ladies with sound intellects. The likes of jadekatina, estharfabian and the rest. But you'll see him stick to the Not so intellectually superior ones. Eg, pussysandie, irunoboo, misspicy.
He also has a thing for Jadekatina. He started off bashing her, calling her A transgender. But this asslicker Wants her badly.

Third on my list is:
Lezz/Leslie:
I have to give it to this guy! He's one real player! Even at 40!
He's earned the name "Nairaland most aged womanizer"
He'll beat Cutehector to his own game.
He's famous for derailing his threads, wooing gullible female monikers. Even the likes of delectablegal and dollyjoy. Yes, that's how cheap he'd go for pûssy.
Little wonder dollydoy almost gave into his advances. This man is over 40 years and still single. Rumor as it he has a kid.

...more coming up in a bit! Make I go drink water abeg. NL get as e be today.

Asslicker please come and clear the Air here! Not like I care though but u really need to come out and explain yourself. I'm being accuse of creating this thread, which I know nothing about. I'v had multiple issues with stfuareyouGod but it ends that minute, I don't even remember 5mins later that's how free minded I am. I don't know anybody here,your personal lives ain't my business,i come here to have fun and nothing personal. So seeing some kinda funny mentions here leaves me perplexed so you really need to come and explain yourself before this gets out of hand.

STFUareyouGod:
NVM

I really think you should never make such accusations. I don't create monikers to ridicule people, if I have a problem with you i'mma tell you straight up. Why don't you confirm who the Op is before accusing me, he/she has a better explanation. Btw the thread is really funny.

Buhahaha just seeing this! Wow I came too late, this made me really laugh.

Asslicker:
Just as my moniker implies, i am not here to Asskick, neither am I Here to disregard any Moniker.

This is the Secret life of some Monikers Here (male&female)
After mmuch spywork and investigations. I've come up with some hot juicy stories.

Sit back and relax.
U could also drop the names of nairalanders u want badly.

---

First on my list is:
Naijaboiy:
This Uniben dawg is well known for his misogynistic Acts on Nairaland. Ladies beware! This is just part of his little tricks to lure you into his lair. Like he did with laveda.
First he started off Bashing her at every threads. Calling her fugly and all sorts.
Right now...they're E-besties on NL.

He's a ladies magnet. All thanks to his pretty face and blue fonts! He's made it a point of duty to bash ladies that stand out the most. The likes of Estharfabian, oyind17, lanicky..e.t.c

Little wonder why the gullible, once famous marieolae dated him for over 6months. Imagine dating someone you haven't met!? There must be tons of unclad pictures flooding his phones!

Second on my list is:
Stuareyougod
This one is A smart wannabe. The only thing he is good for is his ability to wear earrings And rock Weekend's Dada hairstyle.
He's no doubt one of the dumbest nairalnders, always trying to claim he's smart. When Infact, he is as intellectually deficient as the likes of mrcork and lordsamurai. Even when he claims to be Overseas(obodo oyibo). London, was it?
He also has an affinity for bashing Opinionated ladies with sound intellects. The likes of jadekatina, estharfabian and the rest. But you'll see him stick to the Not so intellectually superior ones. Eg, pussysandie, irunoboo, misspicy.
He also has a thing for Jadekatina. He started off bashing her, calling her A transgender. But this asslicker Wants her badly.

Third on my list is:
Lezz/Leslie:
I have to give it to this guy! He's one real player! Even at 40!
He's earned the name "Nairaland most aged womanizer"
He'll beat Cutehector to his own game.
He's famous for derailing his threads, wooing gullible female monikers. Even the likes of delectablegal and dollyjoy. Yes, that's how cheap he'd go for pûssy.
Little wonder dollydoy almost gave into his advances. This man is over 40 years and still single. Rumor as it he has a kid.

...more coming up in a bit! Make I go drink water abeg. NL get as e be today.

Which write up? I'm confused here

STFUareyouGod:
you summoned me. Kilo sele?


*sits beside her* hope you get popcorn and kunu? Cuz this is gonna be a long night

Edited
I didn't even notice my name on the list. Hahahahahaha. Can't stop laughing. Jadekitana thanks for the writeup. But why do with a mask on? Smh


Cc: lalasticlala rocktation obinoscopy

Laveda:
This one serious gan!

Mummy's boy?
Haven't met any.

Laveda come and confess, who is your nairaland boyfriend?

We all looooooooove our parents especially our mothers no doubt but everything should have a limit. If your boyfriend has refused to leave the mummy's boy zone and he has made it clear he would never leave there,its time to have a rethink and be ready to accept whatever you see.

Talking from experience I once dated a mummy's boy who went as far as telling his mum the kinda pants I wear,how my food tastes,the music I listen to, if i'm on my period his mum knew, even very intimate things about us weren't hidden until I couldn't cope with the thrash anymore. I'm gonna list some characteristics of a typical mummy's boy so you can compare and contrast your boyfriend.

1) He Nags a lot: this is usually not his fault because he has probably spent too much time with his mum! Women nag a lot about everything so don't b surprised when you having an argument with your bf and he doesn't stop nagging.

2) Woman wrapper: they are never shy with group of ladies,infact when discussing with ladies their mouths are always sharp. They know about all types of pants ranging from g-string to mama size, they talk about periods, weavons, makeup anything feminine ewwwwwww what happened to masculinity?

3) They never leave their fathers house even after 35: you hear comments like I don't ever wanna leave my mama, she's my gold. My babe cooks well and all but I can never stop eating mamas food, he comfortably brings every girl to mama for approval, even if he loves the babe and mama says no way, the decision is final.

4) He never stops driving mamas car: have you ever been on a date where his mum calls him to come drive her somewhere and he leaves immediately without apologies cos mama called? Kwatinue o

5) Mama shops for him: You see him saying sorry I don't buy my shirts, my mum knows my perfect size, she buys my clothes for me! Huh sister really?

6) Mama runs his financies: she has access to all his financies, infact he doesn't spend money without mamas approval, if mama says anything it's final. She dictactes how he spends his money! You hear things like baby I would get it for you, but let me consult my mum first, she's in charge of my money! Oh holy lord

7) If mama is an eckanker member he must also be an eckist o, and you must be ready to convert to an eckist if not mama would tell him to dump you and he wouldn't think twice.

Let me stop here! If you bobo is doing any of these and you can cope very well, no wahala but if you can't and has called his attention to the fact that you don't like it and he rebuked you, RUN. Go date a hardcore man and thank me later!

Ps: if she does the listed with her father em em em em em well the ball is in your court

We all looooooooove our parents especially our mothers no doubt but everything should have a limit. If your boyfriend has refused to leave the mummy's boy zone and he has made it clear he would never leave there,its time to have a rethink and be ready to accept whatever you see.

Talking from experience I once dated a mummy's boy who went as far as telling his mum the kinda pants I wear,how my food tastes,the music I listen to, if i'm on my period his mum knew, even very intimate things about us weren't hidden until I couldn't cope with the thrash anymore. I'm gonna list some characteristics of a typical mummy's boy so you can compare and contrast your boyfriend.

1) He Nags a lot: this is usually not his fault because he has probably spent too much time with his mum! Women nag a lot about everything so don't b surprised when you having an argument with your bf and he doesn't stop nagging.

2) Woman wrapper: they are never shy with group of ladies,infact when discussing with ladies their mouths are always sharp. They know about all types of pants ranging from g-string to mama size, they talk about periods, weavons, makeup anything feminine ewwwwwww what happened to masculinity?

3) They never leave their fathers house even after 35: you hear comments like I don't ever wanna leave my mama, she's my gold. My babe cooks well and all but I can never stop eating mamas food, he comfortably brings every girl to mama for approval, even if he loves the babe and mama says no way, the decision is final.

4) He never stops driving mamas car: have you ever been on a date where his mum calls him to come drive her somewhere and he leaves immediately without apologies cos mama called? Kwatinue o

5) Mama shops for him: You see him saying sorry I don't buy my shirts, my mum knows my perfect size, she buys my clothes for me! Huh sister really?

6) Mama runs his financies: she has access to all his financies, infact he doesn't spend money without mamas approval, if mama says anything it's final. She dictactes how he spends his money! You hear things like baby I would get it for you, but let me consult my mum first, she's in charge of my money! Oh holy lord

7) If mama is an eckanker member he must also be an eckist o, and you must be ready to convert to an eckist if not mama would tell him to dump you and he wouldn't think twice.

Let me stop here! If you bobo is doing any of these and you can cope very well, no wahala but if you can't and has called his attention to the fact that you don't like it and he rebuked you, RUN. Go date a hardcore man and thank me later!

Ps: if she does the listed with her father em em em em em well the ball is in your court

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