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Moz22:
and why shall I shy? If I noticed I got a thing or two with u, em never shy to let u know on d open. I don't even do pms.

But you haven't said yours here now you all should make the thread lively,except you have a girlfriend here. I'm here to laugh

I think most guys are shy I noticed that in the forum.

What about the ladies? Are we allowed to say our crush(es)

Love,relationship is all over rated. Find someone,be friends with them,have s3x,understand that person and attach no strings. You can always walk out when it's all boring,i personally don't see any reason why you should get stuck with someone for years if u ain't married,doesn't it get boring? If and when i'm finally ready to get trapped,i'd just pick an ex and do a beach wedding with 5persons in attendance,both parents and the priest after which we tour round the world. Life is too short to be bored with someone,especially a violent psychopath who can't tame his feelings. Don't nag around me,its just gonna push me away to the next hardcore person who suits my personality.

Let me ask a simple kweshion,Op you were very much aware of this ex before marriage right? Let's say at that point you didn't really care because you were desperate.
Sorry if this sounds harsh but your husband has always been inlove with his ex,he decided to be with you for certain reasons known to him.I would advice you give him time,these peeps telling you to save another man's pic don't understand him better than you do.If you are harsh about it opari he would gladly switch to his ex.Marriage is patience! You married people are trying sha phewww I can't deal.

It's vice versa, guys also prefer ladies who don't give them attention. It's the way humans are wired

Ok if you say so, good night.

Toks2008:
Nag bawo?

Just dropping a word of advice and its your choice to take it and avoid complications for yourself. And im really laughing out so loudly right now...so you can beg? Interesting.

And finally i must say that i dont think that day will ever come for me to understand you...not with the firewalls you have built around your self.

Jade kpa chara a yangi and good night.

Asslicker:
my friend will You sharrap?


Una too dey yarn dust.
I'm NOT Darkenedrebel.
Whatever grudges U have with him isnt my business.
Please stop derailing my THREAD.

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Next on my list is:
Jadekatina
This is A newbie..what people call JJC(jadekitana Just come). She's a bit smart and very inquisitive. It'll be a miracle if she doesn't get impregnated by one of these infamous NL fine boys. Stfuareyousatan is already on her radar.

Misspicy
This 28-yr old spinster was once an Unrepentantly NL Addict!
After her heart got Ridiculously shattered by different NL guys, She took to Going to churches And reducing the time she spends on Social networks.

Please, let's hope and prays she gets a husby before 30! Nemaste.

Why do you always mention me in your updates? I thought this thread would have been closed by now. I'm a newbie and jjc I agree,but ejor put me down.I don't want to be yoked in any E-war.

Oh not again are we gonna do this now?i just can't keep explaining myself on and on, someday you will understand my kind of person. I'm actually very tired,just got back from a hangout! Don't give me the impression you nag, i'm trying to plead with a friend here and you had to mention him so he could see your update! Not nice at all. If you don't mind I have a number to call

Toks2008:
Is this the guy for real or a funny guy just making up stories?



But you dont see it as being careless to write this thread and calling him out when you blatantly refused to give him your number earlier in the day?

Omoge see,i like you and i have said it many times but i must be sincere with you,i fear you just might have Antisocial Personality Disorders (ASPD).

I remember calling you out when i first saw your thread and because of my extreme sapiosexual nature, i extended a harmless hand of friendship. I gave you a watsup number but you just called and that was it and till date we have not spoken since then and even the number you called with was not saved by me.

My advice is that you mellow down and open up a bit,some guys are not just game with this hide and seek.No one is an island and it makes no logical sense to hide in a shell while trying to pretend you are friendly.

I have lots of great female friends on nairaland and infact my best female friends are nairalanders and NEWS FLASH:I have never asked any of them out neither have they ever belittled themselves in anyway. These are matured professionals with dignity and respect.

If someone like me asks for your number or to be your friend please don't act up because i will so much apologize for ever reaching out and forget you ever existed.It is not about pride but some guys are just too serious minded to be jerks.

No hard feelings at all but just being frank and its is unfortunately apparent that this is the only medium i can pass this message to you so just try and understand and adjust.

I have learned a long time ago that the greatest investment i can ever have is in people and this is why im a sucker for making friends and when i make friends,i try my best not to lose any of them.

lalasticlala:
lol. u r funny

Wow did lalasticlala just comment on my thread? I need to go to church and give thanks to God

Wow are you for real? This is so meee, I looooooovvveeee youuuuuuuu mwah mwah a thousand kisses.

Toks2008:
Wow

You are deeply secretive as well as emotional. The words mystery' and 'suspense' are perfect definitions of who you are.


You are very independent, successful and very ambitious and you almost always complete whatever goals you plan to reach.

Very helpful and loyal friend. If your friends are in some trouble, you can help
them with your resources and resourcefulness.

You are also clever enough to solve your friends' problems if needs be.

You are extremely passionate,possesive nd loyal in yout relationship and once committed you will do anything to protect and nurture it.

You are very ambitious and also a hardworking person. Nothing can stop you from achieving what you want in your life.

A great trait i must say but despite all these i guess my sapiosexual personality is the endereing factor towards you at the moment nevertheless i no send you cos your shakara no get season 2.

MrCork:
..his name is Mr Cork....correct?

Haha it would have been but I see most people saying you ain't based in Nigeria.

Do you believe in zodiac signs? I don't o! What's my sign?

Toks2008:
Put that name on nairaland search bar and you will be amazed.


By the way,wats your birth day? asides the year..just month and day?

I suspect either feb-march born or Aug-sept

Pisces,leo or virgo.

TheSonOfMark:
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I don't reside in Lagos. Everyone knows that so your mystery man couldn't have been KingSLAY. Besides, my picture is nearly always on my profile so if you see me, you'd recognize me.

Take another guess.
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Omg I just checked your pics you have the cutest lips ever, so pink and full *dies*

But Asslicker said you are gay he mentioned something like that and you got a coded group here too

Lalasticlala or is it playstation I don't know the name of any mod here...Ok mynd44 I hope all guests can see all threads and it's not just restricted to members alone.

sonOfLucifer:
Hallo.

Wow so it's true

Thanks a lot for this advice, even if we didn't start on on good note, I would put it to practice! Seems you are good in business

Rollar:
Most educated 15-18 year old girls are usually still in school, and its unlikely a girl staying in surulere or costain would be interested. You may have to consider going for an illiterate 15-18 year old, increasing the age limit to 27 years old or accepting girls from neighboring areas.
Of course this may present its own challenges. I think your best bet is to find someone you can groom personally, so she doesn't run down your business or cheat you.

Stupedinluv:
You must have dealt with these guys, look at their responses.

I seriously don't give half a fvck not even a quarter fvck to anybody feeling bad about most of my threads. Especially the ones who rant senselessly, I deduce these things from such persons immediately-- troubled childhood, hunger,frustration hence looking for how to vent it out, hardship, heartbreak, lack of love, bitterness, trying hard to be noticed, emptiness, boredom, betrayal, seeking for approval and being turned down, secret admirers too lame to come forward hence result to insults, chronic inferiority complex amongst others! If you see a happy person you would know even from their words.

Toks2008:
Put that name on nairaland search bar and you will be amazed.


By the way,wats your birth day? asides the year..just month and day?

I can't even type that for fear of the unknown. It's November 9th

Toks2008:
lol..i was just finding a ryhme to sonofmark...just teasing.

But in case you dont know,there is a moniker called sonoflucifer and that was exactly who i was referring to.

How can somebody be sonoflucifer? that person needs a total baptism, he went too far.

konkonbilo:
Am always looking forward to your threads, always interesting to read @jadekitana

thanks but it seems been realistic doesn't go well here. Seun needs to organise a party for everyone, some people here are really broken and sad.

Oh well that's easy! Female 15-18years probably just finished secondary school,thats the category I can pay. Must live around surulere or costain, working hours is 9-5, preferably a Christian.

Rollar:
Aww, you sound hurt. I wasn't mocking you, just making an observation. Congrats on your new job. Lol. Your topics keep coming up and you made mention of your business on one of your threads. I hardly think reading topics you put up on public display makes me a stalker. If you really need a salesperson, you should give a better job description. The nature of the job, requirements, preferred age/gender etc. I'm sure one or two Nairalanders would be interested

That's me I don't know why some people are getting pained, i'm a hyper and free spirited person. I don't know when it has become a crime to post a very lovely adventure here. People are becoming too serious and sad

firstking01:
This lady and drama, a typical adventurist just like me

askakim:
@op.. You look really tensed.. Are u sure you wonna learn a lot about auditing?

Auditing and some other things it's actually cool having a very intelligent friend who is vast about everything, he didn't disappoint at all.

Synzu:

Synzu is here

Moz22:
you crossed so many paths here on nairaland..

I don't know lots of people, I don't cram monikers, i'm surprised as well

Oh yes stalker I just got this job through an uncles connection,i'm under training hence still running errands, I bet in 5weeks time you wouldn't see much of me here to stalk anymore when work has fully started. And by the way I'm looking for a sales person who is also trust worthy incase you know of any! Cheers stalker

Rollar:
Lol. I find it funny when people feel slighted at my comments. I wonder what will happen the day I do eventually insult someone.
I could've sworn you once said you're self-employed.....something about some kind of lucrative business that your parents sponsored. Now apparently you have a boss you run errands for. Wonder what tomorrow will bring? Guess we'll just have to wait and see. You have yourself a good day ma'am

Toks2008:
No worry,you go soon meet son of lucifer.

I reject that in Jesus name how can this be coming from you toks2008?

See funny pms, surprisingly the people sending pms have not commented on this thread, they are viewing and sending mails smh. It's not about the pm, you must tell me the colour of suit I wore,if it was skirt or trouser suit. There were somethings we talked about aside nairaland and auditing, and you must also tell me the nick name I called you about your beards. And what you said about kpmg

Naaah you are quite insultive, there's nothing to talk about! Cheers

Rollar:
Hmm. Madam, when people say things like "you're taking what I said too personal", it kinda sounds like what they said should be taken lightly. If that's the case, then it means all your threads should be taken lightly, since they're fictitious. Just harmless attempts at comedy. The problem is most (if not all) your threads aim to humiliate men and bring us to disrepute. So I wonder why a normal human being will sit down and concoct stories to foster hatred for men. Since we're talking on a lighter note, how about we talk about that?

Awwwww now I feel like crying

marcjoe:
it doesnt matter if the guy dont have a nairaland acct, he might be saying the truth you know. But i need to ask if there is anything wrong i you had asked for his contact earlier even if he didnt ask for yours...but you deem it fit to come online to search for the guy after failing to exchange contacts earlier....next time when you meet an interesting guy that meets your standard try to atleast make friends with him, even if you have a crush on him on first meeting......

Its so sad that this guy you are searching for might be a guest and might not see this post....but i pray he does see this post...

Ok now you caught me there, I checked once and fell for the beards *covers face in shyness* but em em it was just once

TheSonOfMark:
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You actually have. You outrightly stated that the person you met is beardy, very beardy. And you went on about how attractive he looked.

How did you know I am beardy without checking my profile?

I know that trick. [/color]