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EbolaParasite:
Why didn't the rope used to tie the goat burn abi na chain dem use tie goat ni?
The goat didn't even move at all. Na bomb blast roast am?

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha see these comments are making me laugh too much.

BlackAlbino6:
[color=#000000] Oya go and pick up your phone. We can't afford to miss the Goat and the Phone.

The Goat died on Parade [/color]

Lmao wonders shall never end oooo, this is just too funny. Dead goat standing firm, how's that possible

Europija:
....do u see him as good guy?

Sweetheart from what you wrote up there, he was never a good guy! He was just using you and when he found out you couldn't be of help anymore,he left!!! Be grateful he did ontime, just move on.

Keneking:
Did the goat died on standing mode and eyes open

Hahahahahahahahaha this your comment is very funny, I just threw my phone away, lmao.

Europija:
Hello all...I been with this my Nigerian guy for 4 years distance relationship..I was doing all for him.cooking cleaning.even sometimes financiall help.He was totally broke...but i didn't care.He never talked about future with me.but when he thought that he could achieve documents from me for pernanent stay in Europe.he started talking about marriage...Usually he was pushing me to go to work and earn money.Anyway when he realised he cant gain nothing from me as in documents coz my country is not Europe Union,he throw me out of house and hit me in my face..after that he told me that i deserved it.N he also hit me coz I didnt close the food in kitchen.He will usually abuse me with domestic work.If i dont wash floor good.he wil tell me to do it again...After all that.i forgave him everything coz i love him.But many times after that he was telling me he will go to other woman for documents.coz as he said he didnt come to Europe to search for love but to achieve documents.Now he is in better country and he found a woman that can give him all that...Documents and money...What did i do wrong??And i am sorry if i sound stupid but i am very inteligent person but maybe i did something wrong so he treated me like that...pls tell me??

Dust him off babe! Be smarter next time, another dude is definately gon be better.

wtfCode:
slides down my boxers 4 u, puts ma thing in ur mouth...lol
while u...

Hahaha you have come again

badinfluence:
That's Samantha on your dp...

Ok say hi to samantha, tell her I love her makeup and decided to steal her pics

ElDeeVee:
Okay.
Happy new February to you!

I wish u same

Jacksparr0w1207:
whatever your name is, it won't pay my bill. Fvck boy!

Lmao, I love this! You just gonna keep trying and keep getting frustrated, maybe next time you call me Rose I don't know who mary is duuuuuh kikikikikiki goodnight you doubting thomas.

Jacksparr0w1207:
this is far from over Mary.
Gotya

Sorry to burst your bubble you don't know me, my name ain't mary keep trying

NemzySeries:
choi.....so u leave ur hauz wit broom jst to go plot coup 4 ordinary parrot? mehn on behave of d parrot & d owners I'm not 4giving u

Habaaaaaaaa

Jacksparr0w1207:
you trying to be funny or what? Idontgerrit Mary

whatever

Jacksparr0w1207:
I'm still waiting for the proof

What proof? my vagina? hell no

mallamseifaldin:
Dear Nairalanders!!!! I am married for 4 years with two kids ........
Please I need advice from experts on this forum...I just got a new job which makes me live home by 5am in the morning because I resume work by 7am, then get home by 9pm everyday except on sundays......I am always busy at work which make me completely tired whenever I get home.....
My wife makes sure my meal is ready whenever I get home.... After eating my dinner the only thing on my mind is SLEEP.....I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH.....

THE PROBLEM
My wife's libido seem to be so high...All She want is S*X whenever i am back from work, but I am not interested because I am already exhausted..
I have begged her to allow me rest for at least two hours so I can gain my strength.... She will never agree she wants it at that moment...
We always have S*X on Sundays but she feels it is not enough....
Please I need mature responses......


Please help me......

Lalasticala plsssssssss before it get out of hand...

Early morning sex is usually the best, wake up 4am, have sex till 4:30 and prepare for work. You would even find yourself vibrant and happy through out that day. You dont need to wait for 10pm when you are exhausted. I thought they said guys are usually more active sexually in the morning.

Jacksparr0w1207:

You again

ElDeeVee:
Wicked kid

I wasn't a wicked kid, actually I was the best kid in the block always giving out her pocket money and goodies to others, I was so kind. Guess I felt betrayed that the parrot bit me even after stealing my mums pepper to feed it and thought I disciplined it a little to be loyal, didn't know twas gonna die

joshsmarty:
Since u mentioned it.. Let me mention you
I did such too but mine was intentional.. Back in the east.. Our neighbour had this chicken everywhere that keeps walking into our house like they own the place. I caught most of them n hit them on the floor till they die... I feel sorry thinking about it.. There's also this dog that obeys a particular command.. Once you say It. It chases anything.. So I used the dog on the fowls.. then She (neighbor) shouts my name in that her native east tongue.. Lol

Lmao yours is worse than mine, lwkmd

joshsmarty:
It could talk from morning till night yet it didn't tell the world u were a murderer..?

ElDeeVee:
Wicked girl

I was just a kid

wtfCode:
hehehe...u really wanna know?
Its gonna take u some private lecturing

Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die

edwife:
I only have a little advice for you:

We always want more. We always want better. Because of this, we often overlook the wonderful things we already have in our lives.
Never allow the things you want make you forget the things you have.

I need to pray to God to constantly bless you for this.

firstking01:
and u forgave him instanta by helping him stand on his feet ba

oh yes oo

Op I would advice you watch this Nigerian movie WORLD APART starring Kenneth okonkwo and Ini Edo, you may learn one or 2 lessons from there. You alone has the power to brush this lady up to suite your taste! Forget all those fake Victoria island girls you see. Don't make the mistake of dating someone else and leaving this poor natural girl, go shopping together, stop giving her money to go alone, take her to the saloon and choose the hair you want, when you wanna go on dates choose the dress or gown you want her to wear, buy the perfume you love on her, just do justice to this lady yourself, and watch her adjust with time. Good girl are hard to find these days o, if you doubt, channel that money to me and watch me squander it and shatter your heart.

wtfCode:
op inferiority complex dey worry u honestly.
where is ur brain @?

I always admire the smileys in your signature seems dey change everytime, how did u do it?

The guy lacks love simple. If he has a girl to love him and a good pussy to compliment that, he wouldn't be ranting like this. This is just a lonely man trying to console himself by insulting this lady, nothing more.