₦airaland Forum

demelza: No way will I allow someone go perusing through my phone all in the name of being in a relationship.
Everyone should mind their business

Shikina

Jenams: am sure u r nt nigerian dats y dis is new to u. We simply tell dem bye bye wen they start singin d ego-song.

But u'l demand 4 S*x frm d girl but sh can't demand 4money.Selfish-stingy-suckers.

Danhumprey: Seriously,sweetie. Upstill today,I still avoid her like a plague. I don't think I have anymore appetite to date Naija gals.

Whch Naija girl hav apetite 4u sef.Let these Naija guys b real 4once.Truthfully,Lik Flavour said "better soup na money kill am".

How wud u b dating a girl&not spend on her.Wen u claim 2lov her,u shld support her.If u can't afford 2support her then there's no need of going afta her knwing fully u can't handle it.There's nothing lik r/shp without money both in Naija or abroad.

White chicks ar even worst.My brother's girlfrnd is a white chick.U don't wanna knw wot he says abt her&sh cheats anyhow as if cheatin is a Norm.They go 2club&f**k anybody in d car&act lik its nothing.

Nigerian girls ar even decent.They mak u chase them,spend a little then then tak u seriously.It makes them feel wanted&appreciated.That's a Naija girl 4u.

Jenams: dis is why I miss my ex. @op, u r very wicked, hrtless n selfish. A criminal is who u r. Bloody thief!

What ar u suffering frm?
U miss ur ex! Y ar u taking it out on d op? Passive aggression is evil.That's wot turn ppl in2 suicide bombers&serial killers.Geeez

Annie2gud: He knows mine......n he wildrws money ........but i dont know his.

U ar so funny.Seriously? Isn't r/shp supposed 2b 50-50? U check my phoen&i check urs.U password ur phone&don't reveal ur password 2me;I do d same.U knw my ATM,I knw urs.Its as simple as dat.
Exactly y I lov 2define my r/shps&set ground rules 4future occurences.

The show is bn televised on MTVBASE evry Sundays by 8pm&a repeat by midnyt;AIT-9pm on Thursdays;EbonyTv;WAP Tv-Saturday by 9pm;Real TV on Saturdays by 8pm;AMC on Mondays by 8/8.30pm.

It premiered 2nyt&episodes were mind boggling.Sophie is a university girl who has a sugar daddy just started a r/shp wit him)&at d beginnin of 2nyts show,showed dat Sophie slept wit her sugar daddy&sh mentioned 2her Sugar D dat dat's d 2nd tym they're having s*x without a condom&he happens 2b HIV+.

Meanwhile d same Sophie had unprotected s*x wit Ekene(a player) who just relocated back 2Naija&is inlove wit DJ Foxy.

Let's discuss if u'r watchin d show

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Efa

Mak I pose well.I'm d best dressed guy here menhhhh.Kai! Dis shirt's sleeve is short&undersize.Na y I fold am.I no fit buy new shirt now.Thngs tight smal

The body language. On d red carpet of Shuga

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Tools

I must pack meat&drinks 4 inside dis wo-woo bag.I too lik food.How can I shed weight wen food no fit pass my eye.

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Alex Ekubo

Damn!! Where're my phones& wallet.Let me just shine my teeth eventhough I'm confused rit now

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Makida Moka

how wil I pose 4dis shot now

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Bovi

Bovi for en mind dey say "Kai! I sent my wife 2 go&buy me a new trouser 4dis event,sh com go buy undersize.Anyhow,I go rock am cos d trouser 2cost. Mak I smile well so dat ppl go dey look my teeth&forget my d**k wey protrude 4d trouser

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Sound Sultan

"Chei! C d level wey I dey now!" Even dis polo t-shirt wey I wear,na bend down okirika I go pick am.Mak una pity me buy my record na.Anyhow wey ee b.Na chop money I dey find.I no ask 4 2much

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Basket Mouth and Banky W

Basket Mouth and Banky W's sayin "Just flew in frm UK where its damn cold.Dat's y wearing jacket in dis hot weather.

Nomski0: Best dressed--Praiz.

Worst dressed--Iyanya. (who wears leather pants and a face cap to a premier?)

I'm not feeling the ladies' dresses. Especially Chidima's

Wot do u hav 2say abt Tiwa's dress if so.I think Chidinma's dress suits her body,size&height

Nomski0: Lol. The acting feels natural. Its not like their forcing it.
I'm just glad its on Mtv, not Africa magic. So many africans will get to experience the magic of Nollywood. .

Someone should open a thread for this show. I love it already.

Me too.2nyt's episodes was deck.Mayb I'l start d thread cos I'm so watching it til d end by God's grace.Thank God its on Sundays.No work wil mak me miss dis

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Tiwa Savage

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Chidinma


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IK Osakioduwa

Am I d only one dat thinks Tiwa's stylist shld b flogged wit koboko cos d gown sh's wearing looks lik scrub worn by drs/nurse/cleaners in d hospital. That's d exact colour.Tiwa's dress fall my hand abeg.Her red carpet event dressing afta her weddin shld hav bn

Chidinma looks goods anyway.I'm happy sh's carryin her head high since afta d s*x video scandal.

IK's shirt ni.D colour riot is so evident

And d best dressed award goes 2.....
And d worst dressed award goes 2....

martronilla: E be like say this one no know say no be Photo studio she dey. :-

Wow! the shape of this guy's head is like Onions

Na so this one go dey shine teeth like goat wey dem dey roast for fire

Wow! check out the shape of his joystick

See this woman sha. she looks like an hiv patient

For her mind now, she don wear cloth

OMG! Laugh wan kill me 4dis thread
U ar damn good.U Shld start Nigerian version of Fashion police.I c dat potential in u

speedyboi: And Naija guys must always disappoint on red carpet! See Sound Sultan looking like HIV Patient! Hunger don dey sing "twinkle twinkle little stars" for him head! . Sha no get kidney problem too, because me no get shi shi to donate

This got me cranking up.Na fight?

kokoA: As for those of una wey dey yarb soundsultan na God go judge una. The guy dey release songs una no dey gree buy, why he no go look fidodido?! Una give am money to fresh up?!

oh my gush!! .Dis dude! Ar u a comedian? I laugh so tee I fall frm bed.Kai!! U shld audition 4 AY's comedian hunt.U'l go far

Nomski0: Speedy, what channel airs Shuga? Mtv?
The cast is so promising. I can already tell the acting is above average.

Just stumbled on it on MTVBase by 8pm.I must say! It was damn good.I'l giv it 9/10 menhhhh.I was impressed.They aired Episode 1&2 2day.My dinner got burnt while I was absentmindedly watchin d show.#Ineedspanking#

@Speedyboi! Thanx 4dis info.U'r so on point.D money ur parents spent in sendin u 2sch no enter toilet.I love interactin wit highly intellectual&enlightened ppl.I'm allergic 2dummies/dundies.They irritate me .Just a compliment.
Dbanj wil say "No long thng"
Just so u knw;u hav a good taste in movies

Annie is not bothered.
Annie's d one who got d ring.
Annie's d one who got d royal wedding
Annie's d one who's bearing Mrs Idibia
Annie's d one who's living in Tuface's masion
So evryother biAch is just 4show&sh no send.

Andyblaze: Lool only 3 nigerians won

Its stil a thng of glory&worth celebrating.Our Nigerian artists ar going places&ar makin us proud.Ice Prince bagged a BET Award.Soon sombody wil win a grammy

Kanye West is always craving 4attention.If he's not misbehaving at award shows,he"s picking up fights&making nasty statements 2ppl lik Barrack Obama&Justin Timbalake.

He had no father figure in his life&lost his mum 2plastic surgery mishap so somtyms he acts out due 2d misery he feels.

Wit al d money he's got;there's stil dis emptiness&bitterness he feels right inside of him.

D leaves hav hav changed but d root Is stil there.U can take a n*ggar off d street but u can't tak d streets off him.D habit he acquired in d street by default, bcoms part of him.Inessense;No amount of Versace wears;blings&Rolex watches can decorate a masquerade.That's y so I don't tak his bullsh*t seriously.
Same thng goes wit Chris Brown.

ionaira: Mrs Okonjo said “Nigeria is very broke right now and needs as much foreign revenue as possible”.[/url]

The country is broke yet d country is paying senators&house of rep members exorbitant salaries&d president has so many personal advisors&special assistants on his pay role doing nothing.

How can d country b broke wen d Swiss bank where Abacha kept his stolen money keeps returnin millions&billions of dollars.

The millions of naira d EFCC recovers frm corrupt officers,wot happens 2those ones?

This finance minister&this regime of govt shld sit up.

Lordsonempire: My experience have been fantastic because my first post as a member make the front page.

U'r welcome.I hope u'l b a gentleman;not lik al these human beings dat derive gratification attackin ppl&derailin threads by turnin it in2 a war zone.

RedBenson: Dont worry dear! If i culd leave Calabar 2com 2 ph just 2 c u,am pretty sure after c'ing me, u'll like and b eager to follow me. Am very harmless and handsome. Dont mind what haters are saying. Love you swthrt! I wish i can take u out this hotty afternoon just for a cup of ice cream. Would u take it?

Y ar u guys not doin dis in d romance section.
Dude y not PM her? How do u think a babe wil tak u seriously lik dis if u'r tryin 2b serious wit her?huh!!

speedyboi: lol....they do have Visa na . Just that in Nigeria, once your skin is dark, you are safe. Your Visa may expire for years and you are still safe! The only time you will be at risk is when your country deports Nigerians.....then you might also be on the next flight to your country! . Our Immigration is very weak to other Africans..............and that is not good in every ramifications.

If not 4their accents,it's hard 2differentiate these other Africans.
2ndly,I think it'l b hard 2fish them out if immigration starts lookin 4dem cos we don't hav a functional IT system.Where wud u find dem.If 4example u'r a Ghanaian guy name Steve Anan;how wud u find him? If they do dis thng they do in movies by spreadin his photo or showin it on al TV stations,how many ppl watch Nigerian chanels or watch TV due 2NEPA&so on.If u put him in a no flight woteva;he can enter ABC transport&go his way unless its d ppl dat knw their heritage .

My hair dresser is a Ghanain but happened 2marry an Ijebu woman then he started denyin he's a Ghanaian whch I don't knw y.because he speaks Yoruba,u won't hear dat Ghana accent but wen he speaks English,u'l pick d accent.Whether dat one get passport sef,I no knw.Mayb he entered Naija thru bus.

D day Ghana ppl starts deprotin Nigerians,I'm so fishin him out 4deportation

Toe_cynne: White collar boring series .

Really? But wen I cam out,it bagged som awards just lik Ugly Betty.Havn't seen any of dem though cos I'm not in2 comedy

Ignatio: Army wives.

I so so loce Army wives.I'm lookin 4where 2dwnload d current season 8 since I can't fd where 2buy it

Magic Bishop: how can i be organ trafficker?

Hia!! C dis guy o.Do u want 2start killing Nigerians 2harvest&traffick their organs 2mak blood money.

This is how kidnappin starts.So if paraventure he gives u link 2such, u'l start d business.God help us wit these Get rich quick kind of guys in dis country

tellwsdom: Op, who are you and why would you want to lecture us on Russia??

Is there African dish in Russia??

There's nothing wrong wit gettin 2knw other countries if u hav an enlightened persn 2tel u abt it but how sure ar we dat he's tellin d whole truth&wot his true mission is on Nairaland.

babseg: Some username, how did you get to know about nairaland

Good question Jack Bauer.I was wondering too or is he an impostor?

Magic Bishop: how much for russian pr0stitute?

Y shld u ask abt prostitudes?Stop showin urself

World AIDS day team: Abstinence is d best protection til u settle dwn wit a negative patner.

some username: I am not a nigerian student or immigrant, just an average guy with a higher than average for this country knowledge of English. Ready to answer questions.

So d Mr Higher than Average; Where's al this confidence comin frm?U think u'r smarter than Nigerians or what?Frm ur posts,ur English is whack&ur punctutions' re apology yet u claim 2hav knowledge of English.

5points: Why cant homesteady and abu mickey's crew on NL gain entry into Russia?
**pun**

Trouble maker.

naptu2: Mr Muazu's lawyers say he's now back in the medical wing of Harmondsworth immigration centre in west London.

They better restore his health cos If he dies,we'l tak them 2world court.